As we get ready for this evening and the screams that will be heard world wide when the New Moon trailer is officially unveiled on the MTV Movie Awards tonight, I think it’s important that we look back to last year’s awards and see how Twilight really has changed EVERYTHING!
First off, a lot of us did not even have Twilight or Robert Pattinson on on our radar. Gasp… I know. Yes, everybody, I am a late comer to this game.But hey, let’s face it, better late then never!
Secondly, watch the fans…see how they aren’t even really looking in the direction of Rob and Kristen. Big difference to now, where red carpets are now full of screaming, crying and even fainting over the sight of Rob. In fact, from what I’ve read, it appears that after walking the carpet once, the Twilight stars had to go back and walk again so the press would realize they were actually actors. Can you believe it?!?
And finally, do they not seem to be completely underestimate the craziness that is coming on their horizon? Maybe they couldn’t see it (I mean, Alice is just a fictional character) or maybe they were just hoping it wouldn’t get to that point. For whatever reason, I love the real innocence of it all!
Are you ready? I mean, are you seriously ready for this? If you aren’t sure, you better watch this:
Oh yes, what a tease. These people know what they are doing with a clip like this, cause I am literally dying to see the rest!!
MTV promo people, you are true geniuses! I bow down to you for hooking us up! I’m not sure when was the last time I watched the movie awards, but I am on it this year, from beginning to end!
The MTV Movie Awards, as you all know cause you voted like crazy for Rob as I instructed you to do, are coming up tomorrow night at 9 ET/8 CT and we are going to celebrate like crazy on Twitter. We will talk Rob, his hair, his clothing, his lack of underwear, EVERYTHING while watching him sweep all his categories. You will not want to miss this EPIC event!!
If you are on Twitter, then I’m sure you are familiar with trending, and we will definitely need a Rob/MTV specific hash tag for that night. Should it be simple, like #robmtv, or maybe a bit more, like #robdominatesmtv? (Sorry, I just wanted an excuse to use the word dominate in the same phrase as Rob’s name! Really what I want it to be is #robdominatesme but that may not work out.) Post what you think a good hashtag will be, and maybe that’s what we’ll all end up using!
See you tomorrow night!! Be there, or we can’t be friends anymore. (Just kidding…okay, not really.)
Like I said yesterday, I couldn’t break down any of the shirtless Rob New Moon set photos, you know, Madden style, cause it would have been sacrilegious to touch them with my yellow pen. But now that life is beginning to return to normal and we have cleaned the drool off of our keyboards, I have to do it. I just do.
So here are some of the ones that really deserved it more than anything else!
Gotta start off strong, with a bootie shot. I’m noticing a lot in this picture. The obvious teensy hint of bootie crack definitely indicates that Rob decided NOT to wear underwear on the set. Secondly, that I now must kiss the ground for the wardrobe director on the set and their genius thought to pick these pants, let them hang so low and tell Chris to just deal with it. I <3 you!!
First off Mr. Hands Man, don’t look like you are struggling. If you can’t hold up him up, then you might need to be replaced. Got the perfect person in mind…me! Course, I’ll probably get fired the first day cause I have a feeling I’d do a lot less pulling rather than pushing.
Okay, I changed my mind. I’ve been sitting here thinking my dream job was to do public relations, when really, I want the job of removing Rob’s clothes. It appears the job DOES exist, and I can guarantee I will look a lot happier then this woman does as I am doing it. But I have to be careful. I see you blonde lady in the back who is thinking the same thing as me. Back off, I called it!!
Obviously not from the New Moon set, but this photo popped up in the middle of the Shirtless Rob Holiday and made me laugh. I’m glad that you, Mac guy, also love Robert Pattinson (yes, that P-a-t-t-i-n-s-o-n, not P-a-t-t-o-n-s-o-n). We should be friends. You can read my blog (or heck, hows about you write a post or two) and we can laugh and giggle together at all the cute stuff Rob does. I may buy a Mac now just because you took this picture!
Note: Are you ready for Sunday? MTV Movie Awards?!? That’s right, don’t miss it!! And you better be following me on twittering cause I will be live tweeting during the entire show!
Yesterday, God himself smiled down on Twilight fans everywhere when the out pour of photos of Rob and his glorious, non-manipulated, all natural abs hit the web. Then, everything got dark. And I don’t mean when I blacked out from all the hotness, I mean, the Internet itself took a crap.
Proof? My IT guy sent me this email when I started complaining (hey, I had important “research” to do!):
We are experiencing a national outage with AT&T…This is not an internal problem for us, as I have called and they have a national support ticket for this problem. (That’s right, I totally just sourced my IT guy at work!)
Yes, you heard correct. The Internet really stopped working today, and the timing really couldn’t have been more perfect. All those pictures…*faints*
So, of course, I have to post a few of my faves, cause, you know, then I can come back to my blog all day today and drool right along with all of you! Score!!
Enjoy!
Oh the face...and the hands that look like they are going to go on to fully nekky Rob!
I think I see a hint of crack...This picture CONFIRMS Rob is most def commando throughout this entire scene. (Note: Pay extra attention during movie.)
Just a lil extra special close up...the V is looking especially yummy!
Rob is bringing back the polo shirt, according to Style Examiner. Apparently after the Cannes photo call, a frenzy of
I'm bringing sexy back in my $5 Faded Glory polo!
sorts began…
When Twilight’s Robert Pattinson showed up at a Cannes photo opportunity in a black striped polo, he caused a chain reaction. Stores both online and brick-and-mortar instantly saw an uptick in the number of polos that blew out the door.
The caveat? They had to be black and they had to be striped.
So, apparently wives and girlfriends everywhere went and bought their significant others golf shirts. (I mean, you didn’t think the guys went out and bought these shirts, did you?!?) If this is going to be a trend, I think there is one thing we can all be happy about..his collar wasn’t popped. Geez, I’ve had to wait TOO long for that trend to die!
Of course, the idea of all of us trying to turn the men in our lives into Rob is not new, but really this hot, new trend was not even the best part of the article.
And while there’s no word yet on who designed the shirt Pattinson wore on the Cannes seaside, a terrific selection of black polos can be found at all price points. Try Neiman Marcus, Bergdorf Goodman, Gap, Banana Republic and J.Crew.
Hmmm… to me there can only be a couple of reasons why they can’t figure out the designer for the shirt.
As much as Rob believes it, you will never be able to convince Style Examiner that the Faded Glory brand by Wal-Mart is name brand. Rob, you KNOW you got that shirt on clearance for $5 because it was sooo last season.
It’s a thrift store find and the tag was cut out, hiding the brand name forever. In fact, when Rob bought his now infamous “Dad Case”, someone had stuck the polo inside and Rob didn’t realize till he got home and was excited by the luck he must have cause he totally got a two-fer!
What do you think? And were you one of the people that ran out and bought your significant other a Robbie-style polo? If so, then you MUST share!
The MTV Awards are this Sunday and we all know that Rob and those other two Twilight peeps… oh yeah, Kristen and Jacob, will be there to present some awesome New Moon footage. See, I already know it will be awesome, cause it has to be. But wouldn’t it be nice if Rob could collect some awards while he is there? Of course it would, so you all need to get on the horn and VOTE!!
Here are the categories for Rob! (Just click on the buttons to vote!)
Breakthrough Performance: Male Resist the urge to vote for a cute kid or the guy from Slumdog Millionaire (which I am sure was good, but haven’t seen it yet). You can justify it this way, its the only award that will get Rob on stage alone, this really is the role that is jump starting his career and you know what, he really effing deserves it. He deserves some award for having to put up with all the crazy Twi-hards!
Best Kiss We all know this has got to be the winner, hands down. No other kiss was even close to as hot as this one. Of course, that’s mainly cause Rob was not involved in any other kiss, so the others never stood a chance. This is the kiss that made my husband a unicorn. True story.
Best Fight If you don’t vote for this because of Rob, then you should vote because of Cam Gigandet and his AWESOME “Funny or Die” video. I mean, we really should give Cam as much love as we can. He doesn’t get to keep riding the Twilight franchise gravy train like everyone else!
And if you are feeling especially generous to the Twilight franchise, then you can vote in these other categories as well while you are there:
Then, after you vote, you should reward yourself. So, here is a little video I found on MsJBell‘s YouTube page, created by Late2thePartee! If there was ever a better song to put to the Cannes photo call, I can’t think of it!! You will love it!
SPECIAL NOTE: Be prepared and clear your schedule for Sunday night!! We will be live tweeting throughout the awards, and I promise you will not want to miss it! It will be EPIC!! More details will be released lat
Some of you may have noticed (or maybe not, if you are on vacation like alot of people right now), but I did not post a blog yesterday. Scandal of the century, I know. So to make it up to you, I’m going to give you some eye candy that will distract you from not only the fact that I didn’t post yesterday, but that I’m really not being at all creative today!
Enjoy!
The air, the sea, the hair porn. Pure genius!
We don't know what he was doing in this photo, but we do know it deserves being blown up and zoomed in. You'll see why...
Yes, we want to see YOU on the big screen with all your adorable quirks!
Alright, we are all here because we share the same acute fondness for this guy, maybe you’ve heard of him, Robert Pattinson. Beyond the obvious draw (you know, the crazy sexiness), I think we all love his cute little quirks, the things that make him unique and stand out from all the Efrons out there.
For this reason, I was so excited when I read more about his upcoming role in Remember Me. In an interview with Risky Biz, Rob describes the process for which the script was written:
I went up to her [screenwriter Jenny Lumet] house one weekend and we all hung out there and just chatted about the script and asked me what I wanted from it. She worked on the draft and about a week later she delivered this script. She’d captured little bits of my voice and all the inflections and mannerisms I have. The character in the script is quite similar to me…You can only really play yourself in a role once every 15 years I think (laughs). And you can only do it if its a good script and captures you properly. It is very therapeutic actually.
Alright ladies, looks like you are going to be able to put down all that Rob Pattinson fan fic (which I find intriguing, but kinda creepy at the same time) and you can watch a movie starring Rob as, well, Rob (okay, really the character’s name is Tyler Roth, FYI)!
So, here is the real question, what quirks of Rob’s should be included, since he admits to essentially playing himself. Here are a few that should NOT be left out:
Lots of hair porn!! Would it really be Rob if his character was able to keeps his hands out of his hair.
Plenty of giggles. Rob has such an adorkable laugh, and him laughing may cause a baby boom amongst the Twi-mom generation.
Lots of open mouth posing. I don’t care what Lainey Gossip says, I love his open mouth. Makes me picture ways to take care of that. Naughty!!
Singing and guitar playing. Anything musical from Rob would be a big plus, and would guarantee plenty of returns to the movie theatre by yours truly.
What quirks do you want to see him portray when he plays Tyler, who he compares to himself? Once again, so excited for this movie, which is planned to be released just in time for all of us to drag our signifigant others to see it for Valentine’s Day! Woo hoo!!
Cannes is over, and by that I mean that Rob is on a plane heading to Italy therefore there is nothing left for me in Cannes anymore. After looking through quite literally hundreds of pictures and videos of Rob, I realized that we were all missing the best dressed person in Cannes…. Stephanie Ritz! (Sorry Rob, I dig the golf shirt and all, but you don’t get prizes for that!).
Who is Stephanie? Ah, she is Rob’s publicist and is the cute little blonde that always seems to be 3 steps behind him. And you know what, she deserves a moment. So, here is my ode to Stephanie, the best dressed lady in Cannes. (Hey Steph, Yeah, we need to hook up and trade shoes. What size do you wear again?)
Okay, this video is the first I’ve ever made! So don’t hate!! I just wanted to give Miss Stephanie some love! Sometimes it’s like a game of “Where’s Stephanie?” but I promise she is in every shot (if you can get past staring at Rob).
BTW, if you are on Twitter, you should follow Stephanie, or at least the fake one, FakerStephanieR!! Oh, and thanks to FakerParis for collecting pretty much all the Cannes photos and making it easy to find pics of Steph!
So, here is the real question: Will the Brit Pack (as MsJBell has so affectionately named Rob and his musical buddies) be complete? I know the odds are slim, but let’s think of it this way…
You are a 23 year old guy or girl (doesn’t matter), no wife, fiance, significant other (take that Robstens!) and all your best friends are in one place, easy to get to, you have plenty of money and it’s just for the weekend. If it were me, I’d be there in a second to be with my besties… so maybe it’s not totally impossible.
If Rob does come, he’ll most likely come undercover. After ComicCon last year, if I were Rob, I’d never do
Okay, the picture of Rob, not really germane to the blog topic.... BUT you know I can't resist!! (Source: Robert Pattinson... Who?)
conventions again. So, we’ll need to be on an extra special lookout, hope Lainey Gossip follows so she’ll tweet his exact coordinates and then REMEMBER to always refer to the lesson1 and lesson 2 of how to play it cool around Rob.
By the way… still insanely excited about Sam being there. I don’t care if Rob comes (well, I do, but I’m not going to jump off a cliff or anything), because Sam is an amazing entertainer, has read most of my blogging buddies blogs and commented (and possibly mine, though he didn’t comment) and has tweeted us under the same MsJBell’s account. I have other reasons for loving Sam Bradley as well, which you should revisit cause he really is deserving of our love!!
Woo hoo!! Twicon here we come!!
UPDATE!! Emailed Twicon peeps for details and confirmation of what Sam has on his MySpace page. Here is what they said…
Updates to our site will be coming soon. We have confirmed that Sam Bradley will be joining us but I don’t have the specifics.
