Yesterday, God himself smiled down on Twilight fans everywhere when the out pour of photos of Rob and his glorious, non-manipulated, all natural abs hit the web. Then, everything got dark. And I don’t mean when I blacked out from all the hotness, I mean, the Internet itself took a crap.
Proof? My IT guy sent me this email when I started complaining (hey, I had important “research” to do!):
We are experiencing a national outage with AT&T…This is not an internal problem for us, as I have called and they have a national support ticket for this problem. (That’s right, I totally just sourced my IT guy at work!)
Yes, you heard correct. The Internet really stopped working today, and the timing really couldn’t have been more perfect. All those pictures…*faints*
So, of course, I have to post a few of my faves, cause, you know, then I can come back to my blog all day today and drool right along with all of you! Score!!
Enjoy!
Oh the face...and the hands that look like they are going to go on to fully nekky Rob!
I think I see a hint of crack...This picture CONFIRMS Rob is most def commando throughout this entire scene. (Note: Pay extra attention during movie.)
Just a lil extra special close up...the V is looking especially yummy!
More after the jump…
The perfect Edward...this is exactly the yummy vision I took away from the book!
Yes, I KNOW KStew is in this one, but the arm porn and picturing myself being swept up in her place...priceless!
I had to update and add this pic, cause HOT DAMN!! Those other happy trail pics aint got nothing on this one!!
Source: All these photos were collected by FakerParis, so the sources are all over the place. Most have a watermark, so you can see.
May 28th, 2009 at 8:15 am
Amber, I feel your pain I was working at a clients until 2pm yesterday…ALL MEN in the office no one to understand my pain. My stupid BB kept crashing and there was always someone hanging over my shoulder. I was close to going postal.
I looooove the arm porn pic the best. Insert me where KStew is.
In that first pic, I’ve never wanted to be a pair of wool pants so baaadddly in my life.
Oh and that is totally FreeballinRobward *swoooooooooon*
*poof*
May 28th, 2009 at 8:15 am
Oh my, the first pic is my fav of the day! Did you see the latest that fakerparis put in her twitpic today? man, the pants were hanging l o w.
Ok, I’m such a lover of arms and his is looking mighty good. total arm porn there!
And vampie did confirm they were not airbrushed pics!
May 28th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Ok, here it is, most def commando http://twitpic.com/63zt6
May 28th, 2009 at 8:23 am
HOT DAMN! Happy Trail heeeelllllooooo there
May 28th, 2009 at 8:37 am
Hello…where has this picture been all my life?!? I don’t think I’ll be able to quit these photos today…maybe tomorrow? No probably not.
May 28th, 2009 at 8:34 am
WOW! I kept wanting to see more skin and I just can’t get over how good he looks! I kept trying to picture it in my mind, but the reality is SO much better!!!
That last pic…..afbiqbakcbaheddd……..is it too much to ask for just a little bit lower next time
May 28th, 2009 at 8:38 am
DAMN. Nice buttcrack in last pic. I can’t believe he went commando. Damn. He worked out hard for this. I just keep waiting for the pants to accidentally get pulled down.
May 28th, 2009 at 9:04 am
I seriously cannot stop looking. No matter how many times I look at the same pics I keep coming back for more. This is like Christmas Day, only WAY better…
May 28th, 2009 at 9:39 am
This is why instead of doing anything remotely constructive yesterday afternoon, I sat my ass at the computer and made this video….
http://vimeo.com/4877212?pg=transcoded_embed&sec=4877212
Oh, wait I did manage to cook dinner so…I rock!
May 28th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Yeah, I totally managed to order Dominos whilst online looking at half nekky Rob. Hey, at least they all ate, right?
May 28th, 2009 at 9:45 am
I cannot seem to take my eyes away either
There are some awesome pics out there.
We <3 you Robward!!
is it November yet?
May 28th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
OMG, Sweet Jesus, I hadn’t seen that first picture yet! DAMN!
Now another unsuccessful day at work….BUT SO WORTH IT!
Thanks for the new (to me) pics!
May 28th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Oh my sweet f*cking lord. That last one!
@$!@$???
*dead and done*
May 28th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
agree with you all..another day at work of looking over my shoulder to make sure nobody walking by as I was breathing heavily looking at these…
Happy Trail…hot damn… now I have to go check out Rome Rob again (kuddos to Jag for that one)
thank you again Amber…Yummy…
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:40 pm
that is so sexi……he is all mine
i <3 robert and edward
June 4th, 2009 at 10:16 am
SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!!!!
The close up of the ‘V’
*THUD*
I.AM.DIED!!!!
June 27th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
MY GOD !!!! THE BELLY FUR BELOW THE BELLY BUTTON IS SO SO SEXY. JUST THINK ABOUT WHERE THAT FUR LEADS. THANK YOU GOD. THANK YOU ROBS MOM. THANK YOU TO WHO EVER TOOK THESE PICTURES. JUST LOOK AT HIM.I LOVE HIM. THE FUR RIGHT ABOVE HIS PANTS IN THE LAST SHOT IS SUCH A TURN ON. HE IS SO F@#KING HOT