Like I said yesterday, I couldn’t break down any of the shirtless Rob New Moon set photos, you know, Madden style, cause it would have been sacrilegious to touch them with my yellow pen. But now that life is beginning to return to normal and we have cleaned the drool off of our keyboards, I have to do it. I just do.
So here are some of the ones that really deserved it more than anything else!
Gotta start off strong, with a bootie shot. I’m noticing a lot in this picture. The obvious teensy hint of bootie crack definitely indicates that Rob decided NOT to wear underwear on the set. Secondly, that I now must kiss the ground for the wardrobe director on the set and their genius thought to pick these pants, let them hang so low and tell Chris to just deal with it. I <3 you!!
First off Mr. Hands Man, don’t look like you are struggling. If you can’t hold up him up, then you might need to be replaced. Got the perfect person in mind…me! Course, I’ll probably get fired the first day cause I have a feeling I’d do a lot less pulling rather than pushing.
Okay, I changed my mind. I’ve been sitting here thinking my dream job was to do public relations, when really, I want the job of removing Rob’s clothes. It appears the job DOES exist, and I can guarantee I will look a lot happier then this woman does as I am doing it. But I have to be careful. I see you blonde lady in the back who is thinking the same thing as me. Back off, I called it!!
Obviously not from the New Moon set, but this photo popped up in the middle of the Shirtless Rob Holiday and made me laugh. I’m glad that you, Mac guy, also love Robert Pattinson (yes, that P-a-t-t-i-n-s-o-n, not P-a-t-t-o-n-s-o-n). We should be friends. You can read my blog (or heck, hows about you write a post or two) and we can laugh and giggle together at all the cute stuff Rob does. I may buy a Mac now just because you took this picture!
Note: Are you ready for Sunday? MTV Movie Awards?!? That’s right, don’t miss it!! And you better be following me on twittering cause I will be live tweeting during the entire show!
May 29th, 2009 at 8:26 am
Where is the phone to that Co.? Are they hiring?!
I might be overqualified for the JOB>>>>>Intense INTEREST NEVER WANT TO LEAVE…A WORKAHOLIC!!!!! LOL
May 29th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Mmmm but cleavage!
May 29th, 2009 at 8:53 am
I’m jizztyping LOL i spelled butt wrong.
May 29th, 2009 at 9:04 am
I had no ides that jobs like this existed. What the hell have I been doing with my life? Can’t get enough of the butt cleavage(as JAG put it). Here’s to going commando
May 29th, 2009 at 10:08 am
BUTT CRACK!
May 29th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Girl you are too right…why does she look so mad takin off his clothes? or putting them on, I’d be doing that with the stupidest grin on my damn face.