With all the photos and videos of Rob released yesterday, I couldn’t resist taking my little yellow pen and going a little crazy, Madden style! I hope you enjoy a little bit of a different take on the craziness that was Rob-Cannes Fever!
Rob arrives at Nice Airport and has a whole entourage of people surrounding him. But what I want to know is, who the hell is this woman leading the way? And what do I have to do to get the job of clearing the path for Rob? I’ll even do it Coming to America style and provide him a path of rose petals to walk on.
And who are all these dudes watching this chick take charge and clear the path? I have to assume innocent bystanders who have no effing clue who Rob is and are just trying to check out this girl’s ass.
And, although I saw her listed as Rob’s staff, I would recognize my homegirl FakerStephanieR anywhere!! And I am calling dibs on those shoes, cause they are CUTE!!
Rob begins removing his jacket, which just causes me to think, “Hey, why stop there?” It’s a warm day in France. Maybe you should take your shirt off, too. Then a real thought occured to me, does Rob wear shorts? I’ve never seen him in shorts. If someone has, please post. I have a thing for calf porn.
Yesterday, approximately 8 p.m. CST, we all got what we’ve been waiting for… our first real peak into the New Moon movie when Spunk Ransom posted this:
Click for super huge, delicious untagged hotness!! (Untagged Version Courtesy of Twilighters Anonymous)
I don’t think I can even breathe while looking at this. The hotness is amazing, and November seems even further away! But, I wouldn’t be a good blogger if I didn’t make a few notes/comments, so here I go:
Rob in what appears to be a slightly sparkly shirt that I now love. The blue shirt may not have anything on this combo! The boy looks good in black, just face facts! And, do I see me some more hand porn? Rob’s hands looks like they are ready to rip someone’s head off… and that looks so damn sexy! You know I like my bad boys.
Just keep chanting…. Taylor is only 17, Taylor is only 17, Taylor is only 17. He’s definitely got some muscles that are catching my eye!
KStew, you know, the more I see ya, the more I like ya! And this picture makes you look HAWT! You definitely look like a girl worth fighting over, and I’m excited to see how this all plays out. And what is that bracelet you are wearing, cause I kinda want that now.
Poster designer guy, you actually blew all the fan made posters out of the water!! I wasn’t sure it could be done, but here we are, and I <3 your face for that!
Think my hubby will go for hanging this one over my bed? Okay, maybe I’ll wait for the Edward poster and I’ll get him a Bella one and we can both be happy!
And special thanks to the goof up at Washingtong Post. This may end up getting you fired, but you managed to make my Monday so amazing. If you need work, you can always help me ghost write on my blog. I don’t pay well, but hey, it’s work!
More details are being released about Rob’s role as Phineas in The Unbound Captives, and although nothing is official or finalized, the character he is slated to play sounds like something NONE of us will want to miss on the big screen, in high definition (as Rob is intended to watch!).
Here are a couple of the character descriptions that jump out to me the most:
Phineas (all descriptions here are of the character at age 17) is described as having long hair and pierced ears, presumably in the 19th-century Comanche style.
Rob with long hair, piercings and essentially dressed as a Comanche. Mmmmm….. Is anyone else hoping is wardrobe will consist of a loin-cloth and nothing else, or it that just me?
Virtually all of his lines are in Comanche.
So Rob not only has to hide his accent again, but he also has to speak a totally different language that none of us will understand? First off, we all know how hot foreign guys are, but when a guy speaks a language I can’t even understand… *poof* Just don’t get distracted by any subtitles!!
Yes, he rides a horse…bareback. He rides quite a bit, actually.
Um, just thinking of Rob’s name in the same sentence as “rides” is kind of distracting. The images in my head….. what happened? I think I blacked out for a moment there!!
Although the character does have a few flirtatious scenes, this is not a romantic-type role.
No worries, we are all Twilight fans and we know that the flirting can be just as good as the real deal. Plus, I think I see more fan fic in our immediate future.
Our source describes the character like this: “Phineas is pretty fierce. He’s been raised as a warrior. He can be silent and standoffish, but he can throw a bit of a fit, too.”
Rob as a fierce, quite warrior? It’s probably good that is character is really only going to be in the last third of the movie, cause I don’t think I could stand that kind of, um, stimulation, for that long.
Anyone just as eager as me to see this movie?!? Well, we got a bit to wait, as IMDB said the movie is looking at a year-end production start, but with all the new movies being announced, looks like we’ll have a LOT of Rob to look forward!
Since I live in the middle of nowhere where cool indy films don’t make appearances and I chose to have DirecTV versus cable so I don’t have IFC On Demand, it really did take me this long to sit down and watch How to Be.
The movie is freakin’ hilarious, but you know what I like best about it? (Hint: It’s not Rob. I know, shocker. Please refrain from throwing an copies of Twilight at me, thanks!) It’s his friends, Ronny and Nicki, that really steal the show. Not Rob’s fault, his character is so depressed that he just doesn’t make me laugh as much as the other guys!
Anyway, I think it’s a fun watch, and if you enjoy a nerdy Rob (which I just so happen to!), then you’ll like it! Now, if they can just figure out when they want to release this on DVD in the U.S., then I would be a happy camper!
For those of you who haven’t seen it (or maybe those that have but want to revisit it), here is video of all the best moments of the movie, courtesy of Camerashy88. Enjoy!
As you read this, I’ve probably just finished reading New Moon for the 2nd time. This was the hardest one to pick up to
Yes, I'm fully aware this is fake. But it sure gives you something to think about....
read again because, like all of you, I read it so fast the first time and just couldn’t wait for Edward and Bella to reunite.
But now that I’ve read it, I don’t think I could be anymore excited for this movie then I was a week ago. And what I am most excited about is to see how they will work Edward more into the movie then he really is into the book. As I read her hallucinating the voice, I was imagining his image being there as well. And I could see Edward making that phone call, which I’ve heard we will get to see his end of that in the film.
And, of course the scene we are all most excited about, Rob minus a shirt standing under the clock tower = EPIC WIN!! And since he’ll be in the shade, we don’t have to worry as much about cheesy sparkle fx blocking our view of all that yummy goodness!
So, to get you guys excited, here is a quick fan made New Moon trailer by RaggDollish, who is one of my fave YouTube video creators!! She really is amazing, and I’ve had videos of her’s posted on my blog before. You’ll really dig this one, and hopefully it will help hold all of you over till we get the actual trailer to analzye in depth!!
Are you noticing some changes?!? Yep, my blog is transisitioning this weekend into Rob My World, my new blog name picked by my fans!! As the weekend goes, you may notice changes happening. Not to worry, I’m just playing to get it right and everything should be good to go by Monday!!!
I probably received well over 50 different new names for my blog, and they were funny, creative and
Rob wants to thank you all with special hugs!!
downright awesome! It really was a hard choice, but I think I got the perfect one. And my new blog name will be…
Rob My World
From the super awesome Venessa!!
I don’t think you all can even comprehend how hard this one was to choose. I had some really good ones, some really funny ones and some really crazy ones.
I picked this one because I like the idea that Rob (and Twilight) have robbed my little world. The free time I used to have…. gone.
Venessa… I have a special gift for you!!
Yes, your very own 18-month, Borders Exclusive Twilight calendar!!
And I’m insanely jealous of your gift cause I don’t even have one of these. And Border’s was trying with their whole spend $50, get $10 in gift cards. It was all I could do not to grab one of the Twilight umbrellas!
Feel free to place your photo over Bella's anywhere she and Edward are together!
With the name chosen, I will now enter the transition phase. This weekend, I will be updating graphics, urls, etc. and will reveal the new and improved Rob My World on Monday! I will continue to post over the weekend, as I will work on the technicals at night, so please be sure to still come read and comment.
P.S. Venessa – I will be emailing you soon to get your shipping address!!
With all these new pictures coming out, I’ve decided to add a new feature to my blog called Madden Style. I hope you all know who Madden is, but he kinda really started the drawing on television screens for football games. And since I have this great little tablet sitting here, I thought that might be fun!!
The first picture to face the breakdown… the latest Happy Trail!
As you can see in this first shot, we have the Happy Trail in full force. What is a Happy Trail you say? Well, it’s that little line of hair that runs perfectly from the belly button to the…um, well, his happy place! Don’t worry, if you missed it, I’ve pointed it out for you!
As we look at the picture again for a 2nd time, we now should look at that little patch of crap on the back of his jeans. Through analysis, we’ve determined this to be the remnants of the original tag. Look Rob, I’ve provided you with some little scissors. While I enjoy your grungy, thrift store look, PLEASE just cut that off!! It’s just nasty!!
And in this last pic, I’m going to just take my little yellow pen and eliminate the competition. Yep, you may be one of Rob’s friends girl’s, but you are all competition. So, sorry, you have to go!
Thanks to everyone who entered my “Name My Blog” contest. The winner and their prize will be announced tomorrow! I hope you all are as excited as I am!!!
We all have our reasons for why we LOVE Robert Pattinson. And since this is the day he was placed upon the earth for all of us to oogle, it seems now is a good time to remember all those wonderful reasons
1. He brought Edward to life, but in real life, he is nothing like Edward.
I will fully admit and am not ashamed to say that I jumped on the Rob Crazy Train after the release of Twilight. I read the books, then saw the movie and can say that no one else even comes close in my head when I picture Edward.
But, as I learned more about Rob, I realized he was no Edward. He wasn’t perfect. He doesn’t always look like some Greek God. He drinks. He smokes. And I can say with some confidence that I love Rob for Rob, not just because he played Edward.
2. He is a dirrty boy, and doesn’t care!
No, I don’t think Rob smells, unless you count cigarettes, beer and must as being smelly. But, I do think he is dirty! And he admits it, so I’m pretty sure I am right. Besides, we all like our Rob dirty, don’t we? Yeah, that’s right!
5. When he signs an autograph, he write things like this.
Can you read that? It says "You are welcome to my den of sin." *POOF*
6. Sometimes he enjoys going commando, sometimes he doesn’t.
Commando and not commando!!
7. He looks like he shops at a thrift store, BUT he cleans up amazingly!
Thrift Store to Rodeo Drive!
8. He introduced us all to AMAZING music we may have missed if we weren’t paying attention.
We Love You Rob's Friends!! (And not just cause you're Rob's friends!)
Thanks to Rob for giving us Sam Bradley, Bobby Long and Marcus Foster. We may have missed out on them without their amazing songwriting skills!
9. Only he could make reading the HP books again so much better then the 1st time around.
I wonder if HP peeps are trying to figure out how they can work him back in…
Because picturing Rob as Cedric Diggory makes it all so much more emotional for me. I cried. And part of me wished Diggory could rise from the dead.
AND THE #1 REASON WE ALL LOVE ROB…
10. He is the total package, and doesn’t even realize it!
I dare you to try and resist that smile! DARE YOU!!
AND DON’T FORGET!!! Today is the LAST DAY to enter my “Name My Blog” Contest!! The best brithday gift you can give Rob is creative names for my new blog! Here are all the details on how to enter!
Let's make Robbie's birthday a happy one by pounding him all day!
Tomorrow, we will celebrate His Holy Hotness, the one and only Robert Pattinson’s day of birth doing the only thing we know to do, twittering the hell out of #RPattz until we make his name the #1 Twitter Trending Topic for May 13, 2009!
Many of you have seen when we did this before, first with Sam Bradley and then again with Bobby Long. These were huge accomplishments that required numerous people dedicated to the cause for hours on end!
For the #RPattz campaign, we ask that every time you tweet on May 13, you simply add #RPattz to the end. You don’t need to necessarily be talking about Rob, Twilight, New Moon or anything like that. You are just merely showing your support by adding this hash to the end of your tweet.
Not hooked up on Twitter yet? What are you waiting for?!? Lucky for you, I wrote a whole “How To Twitter for Rob/Twilight Fans” that will help get you started. Read it here!!
Not sure what to get Rob for his birthday? How about a new blog name for me?!? Rob’s birthday is the last day you can enter my super awesome “Name my Blog” Contest, so throw that thinking cap on and get with it! Here are all the details!!
This weekend, we got a slew of new pics of Rob. Some were just too adorable, some were obtained in ways that made me angry (*coughLaineyGossipcough*) and others just made me plain sad for how my poor Robbie is being treated.
Either way, we will enjoy now, and then rant later!
The smile is so sweet. Too bad Lainey spoiled these photos.
And, of course, the PROOF that Robsten exists. Bahahahaha! I could barely type that without laughing!
Or how about Saturday, when Rob left the studio wearing the panty dropping Ray Bans and a slightly familiar outfit. You know I don't care Rob! I like my boys dirrty!!! This is straight up Lip Porn!
