Keep away tweenies! You know I have a soft spot for the Twi-moms!
Yesterday, the heavens opened up and a light shone down on all of us, ahem, real women, when I read this “quote” from Rob:
“I need to stay away from women born after 1988…”
Alright, I admit. This quote may or may not be legit, cause it came from some chick who was at the same bar as Rob (maybe) and swears she over heard him say this over all the loud music, peeps talking, etc. But play along with me, cause I’d like nothing more than for the quote to be actual fact, because, surprise! I fall all too easily in that category.
But Robbie, you may need to set yourself some higher standards then just born after 1988, cause there is plenty of other criteria that will separate out the best from the rest. So let’s not just say before 1988, but more specifically, in 1981, in the month of September, on the 20th day, sometime between the hours of 10 a.m. and 11 a.m. And maybe that someone is from the Midwest, in the state conveniently nestled between Texas and Kansas, in the city that is the capitol. (By the way, if you any of my readers fit this criteria, you should email me. Turns out, we were most likely separated at birth! )
You know what I like best about this whole 1988 business…kind of a big blow against the Robsten crowd. Cause guess who was NOT born before 1988… Kristen! Ha! I win, you lose!! (I love my Robsten peeps, by the way! You know I just poke fun at it all!!)
June 9th, 2009 at 9:20 am
LOL – I can’t tell you how relieved I actually was to have read this too! OMR – although I wish he could/would back it up a little more… I would love to be his Mrs. Robinson!
June 9th, 2009 at 9:22 am
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June 9th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Can I just say I love FratBoyRob in that picture HOT DAMN. and I can safely say I fall into the born before 1988 . *wink* but just barely.
June 9th, 2009 at 10:37 am
I would have definitely allowed an exception for you, if I had to! But NO ONE ELSE!! *points at all the little tweenies* That’s right, I see you.
June 9th, 2009 at 10:02 am
I tend to believe. There was a comment in an interview about his admiration for Tina Fey awhile back. Now since he was born in 86, he needs to stretch back a bit further…say anywhere from 76 – 81? The realm of the true “older” woman.
June 9th, 2009 at 10:18 am
1974 was a good year too.
June 9th, 2009 at 10:24 am
so is very late in 1968
(Dec 20th to be exact lol)
June 9th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I’m December 30, LOL
June 9th, 2009 at 10:23 am
He looks SMOKIN HOTT in that pic. I love the unwashed plaid on him. I love ScruffyRob!
June 9th, 2009 at 10:26 am
It’s definitely good news that he prefers us more experienced and mature ladies!! But I admit I am even more excited about the fact that KStew doesn’t meet those requirements!! Sorry Robstens
June 9th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Well, at least more experienced. I swing back and forth on the maturity, thanks to this dirty little mind that causes me to giggle at things like stick and butter.
June 9th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Ha! I almost fit your stated criteria! Except I was 1982 Aug and in the state nestled between texas and Kansas. lol TOo funny. howver it does gice a girl more home right!
Thanks ahahaha
June 9th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
You an Okie, too? Or just born here and then you ran away as quickly as possible?
June 9th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Well… I’m not gonna give the exact year… but I showed up just about the same time as The Beatles… and may I say I would gladly welcome any sort of discreetly indiscreet British Invasion type scenario you might have in mind- LOL!
June 9th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Well.. nice too know he’s interested in “women” and not little girls.. AM NOT A COUGAR….but an immediate member of the “Cat Family” definitely more experienced and a little mature I’ll admit , but well within the safety limits of OMG SHE’S GOT TO BE KIDDING….So here you go Rob..your pick of the ideal WOMEN, without all the drama!!!
June 10th, 2009 at 5:48 am
OMG “but an immediate member of the “Cat Family”
THATS FUNNY
June 9th, 2009 at 11:45 am
heck yes! 1986 baby!!
Rob,
I’ll be right over! See you soon.
Love,
KG
June 9th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Hey 1978 here! I totally make the cut! WORD.
And, I am going to go ahead and believe it is a legit quote. It has to be. It makes me feel like everything is okay in the world.
June 9th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
FINALLY! I fall under a catagory that makes me suitable for Rob! Who cares if it is not true! Who cares if I’m pro Robsten. I’d run over that skinny little beeotch if I had 1/2 a chance of one night in paradise … and those fingers… *sigh*
June 9th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
1984 here, but hey! I’m still older than him!!
I love this criteria…
June 9th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
1979…
My sister was born in 1985 and I totally wish we could trade ages b/c I would be ALL OVER stalking him in NY if I were 23 too.
June 9th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
You already know where I be livin! This post is brill!! Love it and you!!
June 9th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
uh, considering I was in HIGH SCHOOL in 1988, I guess I qualify.???. Geez.
June 9th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
ummm…yeah, so I was in like 3rd or 4th grade in ‘88 so… I think I’m in like Flynn!!
June 9th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I qualify. Sadly, so does my DD, born in 1988. However, she thinks Rob is ‘funny looking’, & prefers ‘older men’ (Peter Facinelli is the youngest she’ll go). She must have been switched at birth as no child of mine could realistically think that way. In any case, that’s one less between Rob’s hotness and my heaven.
‘Cougar”? No way. I’m a RobCat for life.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:55 am
robmedawrongway, you said it best when you put:
‘Cougar”? No way. I’m a RobCat for life.
I love that term, it so aplies to this 1971 baby!!
June 9th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I loved your first twitter about this earlier…”there’s an age restriction for this ride” I laughed so hard my children looked at me strangely.
1979 here, and I realized the other day that the thing that bothers me the most about turning *choke*30*choke* is the fact that Rob is 23…how much sense does that make!?!