Gather round my fangirls and let’s all have a moment of silence for the ones who failed at every one of my rules of fangirl-ism.
Remember when we discussed the GQ girls and saw all of their wrongs and sought out ways we could make them right. Remember when we found what was close to the perfect fangirl experience when a nice girl did nothing (except rub her boobs up on Rob which IS okay!).
But today, we are mourning for Rob and the four girls who have truly given us all a bad name. Since they were such idiots, then now must suffer the wrath of my yellow pen as I break them hoes down, Madden style!
Skank Ho #1 - I can appreciate the fact you didn’t tackle Rob, but really, do you think right there is the best place to offer Rob a BJ? I know this is what you did, cause the look on Rob’s face AND the body guard (who, by the way, earned a big ol’ fat “F” today!) says it. You were up front, but geez, maybe this wasn’t the right time. Probably would have been better offering it to the body guard. He may have hooked you up with a secret passage into Rob’s trailer.
Skank ho #2- And you, you just got erased. You damn near strangled my dear Robbie and were whispering one of two things in his ear: 1) “I’ll never let go Rob. I’ll never let go.” or 2) “Bite me, Edward. PUHLEASE!!!” No touchy! Hands off! And next time you go to grab the arm Mr. Body Guard #2, please slap the hoe for me. She deserved it with her KStew wannabe ass!
Skank ho #3- NOOOOOOO!!! DO NOT SHOW UP TO MEET ROB WITH AN EDWARD/TWILIGHT BAG!!!!! Okay, fine you bought it. Leave it at home if there is even a slight chance you may run into Rob. In fact, ensure that there is nothing Twilight related about you and that you don’t have your shirtless Rob picture still as your background on your phone! Yep, I know you did mob girl #3, I JUST KNOW IT!! Poor Rob is smiling, but I’m sure he is wondering what sort of venieral diesease he just caught from you touching him. Oh, and, what, is that mob girl #2 again? Bitch, I thought I got rid of you!!
Oh skank hos. You look so happy! And you should be! You just won the ultimate prize, your very own personal restraining orders from none other than Robert Pattinson himself!! (And Summit, too!) That’s right, for the remainder of the movie, you shall remain at least 200 feet away from Rob, his co-stars, the crew, the set, etc. In fact, why don’t you just leave NYC? C’mon down to Oklahoma! I can show you a good time. *cracks knuckles*
P.S. You are not cute. Sorry. It just had to be said.
And this, this is why you should not be like the skank hos:
Doesn’t he look like he just went through hell? It’s cause he did. Now, we don’t want to see this face again, so please, PLEASE, be good fangirls! Don’t make me pull anymore sad face Rob pics on you!
NOTE: I got together with Katharine over at Robsession and we put together our resumes for Summit to officially take over the positions of protecting His Holy Hotness from crazy skank hoes like these. Go, read, NOW!! It’s hilarious!
June 16th, 2009 at 8:22 am
This post was awesome. I want to bitch-slap these girls. And they are sooooo *not* hot. Losers.
And, yes, that last pic breaks my heart. I’m hoping it’s from the movie and he’s acting, but I suspect not. =(
June 16th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Sadly, those girls look way to proud of themselves. When Calli and I head to NYC, we will make you proud. We intend to lure him by his vices.
June 16th, 2009 at 8:29 am
He looks so sad/stressed in that photo it breaks my heart. You really have to wonder what is wrong with people. Great job with the yellow pen!
-Whitley
June 16th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Thank you for writing my exactly thoughts! I feel so sorry for Rob , and the last picture is very sad one, almost make me cry.
June 16th, 2009 at 8:46 am
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June 16th, 2009 at 8:48 am
lmao – “you just got erased!”
srsly, Rob should carry pepper spray. Or penicillin.
June 16th, 2009 at 8:56 am
YES!! I’m positive each one of those girls had something our dear Robbie could catch. I hope Summit has good health insurance.
June 16th, 2009 at 10:05 am
I know! I don’t want his next photo shoot to be for a psa poster for std vaccinations…”Hi, I’m Rob and I have herpes” ugh!
June 16th, 2009 at 8:48 am
Look at that face!!! To all the skanky-psycho-fan-hos out there…don’t make my Robbie sad or I will cutabitch!!! Just sayin’.
Thanks Amber for taking yellow-crazy-hair out of the picture. Needed to be done. *smooches*
June 16th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Good work with the trusty yellow pen! I watched the. Video once and don’t plan on watching it again, and you don’t get the impression he was smiling like some of the pictures make it appear. And the screams were way too much. I think Rob was probably thinking “this is it, they get a hold of me and I’m dead”. So so sad people choose to act like that. I hope something is learned from yesterday!
June 16th, 2009 at 8:54 am
I COULDN’T post the video. It made me sad, angry, then more angry, then furious. Even the DH watched and said “Holy crap, this is ridiculous!” He did not that Rob flung one of the off at one point, which I didn’t notice. I can’t bring myself to rewatch it to see if DH was right.
June 16th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Are you kidding me, I know he is just amazing but to swarm and yank and pull is absurd. I guess when you are a LUNATIC and have never seen a star before! Let Him be, it’s OK to say hi and ask for a pic…it is so much better to look from a far, he is only TRYING TO DO HIS JOB AND LIVE A FLIPPIN NORMAL LIFE!! He is NOT Edward Cullen you Lunatic Girls…He just plays him on the screen! Did your Moms ever teach you how to differentiate fiction and reality. Reality Robert Pattinson would never take a second glance at any of you, Fiction you attack on him would cause him to fall madly in love with you. Someone please throw those girls off the island, NY does not need anymore loonies.
June 16th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Oh, your comment reminded me of my favorite Rob quote:
Whore Island
June 16th, 2009 at 9:26 am
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June 16th, 2009 at 10:03 am
lmao at the Chuck Norris reference…I <3 you Amber!
June 16th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Love the yellow pen!!!! Scratch them alll out IMO!!!
Lesson learned Summit? If not, I think Rob should be on the lookout for a new association when his contract is up with you guys… fo sho!
AND… what about a detail of NYPDs finest??
June 16th, 2009 at 10:21 am
I don’t know how I got here…but I think I know the chic in the plaid
June 16th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Welcome! Don’t worry, I run this joint and I don’t know how I got here.
You intrigue me with your knowledge on mob girl #2. Do you know her well enough to have spoken to her in the last 24 hours and ask her what the hell she was thinking?
June 16th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
unless this was shot in San Diego…I’m sure its just a doppelganger running around
June 16th, 2009 at 11:57 am
that picture makes me want to cry. those girls are complete and utter idiots. they do nothing but give us a bad name. gawd i just want to find them and b!tch slap them for doing that to him. if they were true fans, they’d understand that something like that would freak him out!!
June 16th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Go Amber you “slap a ho into next week” girl!!!
Um….Mr. Nathan, details please?!
June 16th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I love you and your yellow pen. <3 I'm guessing its really dawning on these girls via the interweb smack down the complete asses they made of themselves.
I heard that a few of their moms were with them & that just makes it worse if it is in fact true.
The last pic made me sad.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
thank you for doing this. because i don’t thank i could do this is could as you. and they make me want to cry.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I cannot wait to hear what these girls have to say for themselves. Y’know they tweeted or facebooked or posted a pic SOMEWHERE! And then we will TAKE THEM DOWN electronically. One crack-ho at a time. The wanted posters are pinned up everywhere across the internets. They can run by they can’t hide. They’ll never email or tweet again. No one messes with the REAL Twilight fans and their celebrities.
June 16th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Maybe this would be great to describe them…
“Skanks ‘R’ Us”.
ha ha
June 16th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
“C’mon down to Oklahoma! I can show you a good time. *cracks knuckles*”
Bring them down to Texas. I’ll cutab*tch for making Rob put on his sadface.
June 16th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
We’re such a violent bunch! Glad you liked Amber’s post. Please come visit us over at Robsession (Amber provided the link ^). We’d love the visit and there’s always room for more on the Anti Psycho-Bitch FanGirl Squad. Drop off your resume
June 16th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
hahaha!! omg!! with ur blog n Amber’s, i almost died from laughing so hard… my dad and brother were looking at me like, “omg, we lost her” but don’t care…
Totally agree with both of u, i mean who the hell do they think they r?? skanky bitches!! can’t they see how totally fragile he is?? have they not read what Peter Facinelli said about him being all paranoid?? if they were true fans they’d know this and not screw up the chance to meet Rob Pattinson… it could have been wonderful to have the opportunity, and now they probably just made it near impossible for any other fan to do so (glad to see that today was uneventful)… oh, and another thing, the moms of those Psyco-Bitches actually had the audacity of been there with them?? omg!!! they should be ashamed of their behavior!!! do they know how they, as their moms, are perceived now??? i mean that totally reflects on how they were educated, getting anything they want whenever they want…
also like one of the blogs said above, if those stupi-ass-psycho-bitches even DARE to post any of those pics in their myspace, facebook, and/o twitter, i will form some kind of alliance to go after them and make their life’s living hell, quote “taking one ho at a time!”
btw, sign me up for the Guard of Rob or Guard of HHH!!!
References:
-Graduated from Kiefer Sutherland’s University of TKA (Totally Kicking Ass)
-Master in Punching-Kicking-Bitch-Slapping
hahaha what more can u ask for?? hahaha
going for the motto: “Those Psycho-Bitches are the EXCEPTION, not the rule!!”
gcgonc out!! xD
June 16th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
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June 16th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Great post! That last picture is so sad
I couldn’t watch the video – the pictures alone made me mad enough.
June 17th, 2009 at 2:45 am
As the rest of you, I’m schoked by the way these girls threaded Rob. Don’t they understand that he is a HUMAN BEING and not some sort of man doll. Come on what where they thinking.
It’s a shame that his bodyguard didn’t slap them or something. I hope that Rob will get over this attack.
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