We all will remember the release of the GQ photos. That is a day that will live in infamy. Yeah, I said it because we all know it’s true.
Apparently, when some people saw those beautiful pictures, something went off in their head. A big cha-ching! After randomly searching Rob Pattinson on eBay (What? It wasn’t me. It was TheShagDaddy.), I found plenty of ways to spread the GQ love around the world in your own, personal way. And, cause I’m cool, I went ahead and linked these to the listings. Why? Cause if you want to buy it, that’s cool. I won’t think less of you at all, unless you seriously put Rob’s bedroom eyes on the front of your car. Then I’ll think you’re a wierdo.
Looking for the perfect shirt to go set stalking in? Look no further then this delicious little number. Cause there is nothing Rob likes more than having to look in to his eyes while staring at your boobs.
More after the jump…
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And of course, what better way to show your love for Rob then to have fire roaring out of his head as you light each and every cigarette. If that's not love, I don't know what is.
And what better to go with your awesome new shirt then a pair of matching earrings. Little Robbies dangling from your ears is a sure fire way to yell out to the world, "Rob should have a restraining order on me. I'm ca-razy!"
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As mentioned above, seriously, if I hear of any of you buying this, I wll ban you from my blog. Because seeing disgusting bug guts and bird poo on GQ Rob's face may send me over the edge.
July 5th, 2009 at 12:27 am
ROFLMAO at the liscence plate, and your comment about it
July 5th, 2009 at 12:43 am
The t-shirt really kills me. Of all the beautiful pics out there, you choose the one where his hair makes him look like a cockatiel to put on a t-shirt???? Whatever…
And the license plate kind of looks like you ran him down with your car…(I’m not going to mention the measurements on it…that’s just too obvious)
July 5th, 2009 at 12:49 am
its ok the license plate thing i would not buy i love rpatzz but a license plate people are crazy.
July 5th, 2009 at 12:52 am
hahahaha Thanks for doing all that research for me, I like having all the crazy in one spot so it’s easier to look at!
I love those pics but I don’t think I’d want sad Rob’s face hanging off my earlobes all day…I know weird right?
July 5th, 2009 at 1:10 am
I think I’d have to get the whole ensemble – the t-shirt, the earrings (is there a matching necklace and a bracelet?), and then add that pair of airbrushed jeans with his face all over them. Add the license plate & Zippo and I’m set for TwiCon. (If anyone has a link to a pic of the jeans, please post!)
BTW: did anyone notice that when you open up the lighter, not only is there a flame coming out if Rob’s head, you give him a labotomy? Dis no one think of this?
August 5th, 2009 at 12:19 am
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