A Quick Q&A with TheShagDaddy

Edward, you better stay in that purse! Do NOT out me!

I’m still recovering from a long holiday weekend and an evening in the emergency room with my son where we ended up waiting so long for a doctor that my son got over whatever it was and started dancing in the waiting room. It was all good till he decided he wanted to play with “Team Edward” in my purse. Then we had to go, quick, before people started staring. Damn son, quit outting me!

Anyways, a night like tonight makes it nice to have a hubby who is also your back up blogger. So, without further adieu,  here is an addition of Q&A with TheShagDaddy!

Oh, how I hate you miserable dickfart of an addiction, thy name is Twitter. If you don’t understand, just join Twitter and you will know the pain of it all. The constant checking of updates and mentions, the worrying that you just missed something after logging off, the pressure of was I funny enough for my followers? It’s almost unbearable…almost. Well, at least it’s not a porn addiction any more. I mean, there is still some boobage you just have to know the right people.

Let’s just get right into this question and answer blog that I have decided to do. Of all the fuckery (that was for you Janetrigs) though I was hoping for more upbeat and easy questions, but I think I can handle these.

Answers to your questions after the jump!

When Amber originally asked me to blog on her site I asked her to find out what people wanted to know. The first request was, ‘Which male character would I most likely have a beer with from Twilight?’ I have thought about this long and hard (that’s what she said?) and have come to a realization that every guy would be fun to have a beer with. Let me break it down.  I figure Emmett would be the guy I would go to a dive with, doing shots, slamming beers and throwing darts. And then afterward we would go frolic in a field of daises. Because you know secretly that is what he really wants to do. I see Jasper as the one I would go to an outdoor cafe with and instead of beer we would have wine. He’s the type of guy you can talk to about Twilight. He might even have a man crush on Johnny Depp. What? There is nothing wrong with that. Charlie, of course, would just have me over to watch the Sooners play and drink that fabulous Vitamin-R. Lots of hoots and hollering and chicken wings to go along with that (you better make them good, Bella). Carlisle is unfortunately the designated driver in my eyes. You have to have the one guy you can depend on to get you home so you can throw up in your own front yard. And finally there is Jacob…it doesn’t matter where we go to drink because I will just end up breaking the bottle on the bar and trying to stab him with the shards.

“Do you have a favorite moment, or part that you are compelled to go back and read again?” Honestly, my favorite moment (and a short moment it was) was the wedding. For a couple of reasons; 1) Like I have said before I get drawn into Bella’s emotions with intensity. Bella and Edward getting married reminded me of what it was like to get married to Amber, all of the nervousness, excitement, scared, sick…everything. Mostly nervous though because I didn’t write my vows like I was supposed to. So I knew exactly the feelings she was experiencing and I like to be able to connect to the characters. 2) I knew that because they were getting married, the almost sex scene in Eclipse would come to fruition in Breaking Dawn. And that is why it’s a short moment, Stephanie Meyer likes to mess with the men who do read these books. I’m all like “oh, boy! here comes a great scene with a very detailed description of Bella’s naked body…” and blue balls for TheShagDaddy.

“Which Cullen male would you be? Believe it or not, but I would probably be Edward and only because he is such a smart ass all the time. Okay, because we both have f*cking rockin’ bodies too. hahaha.

What is your fav part in each book? Twilight, the meadow scene is great. It’s the time when Edward and Bella really start to become EdwardandBella. New Moon, I thought it was a fantastic moment when Edward left, because I didn’t have to read any more. Seriously though, it was when Jacob started to go through his changes, mainly because it meant he was around Bella to force himself upon. Eclipse, the fight scene with Seth, Edward and Victoria. It was this moment I knew at least werewolf wasn’t going to just go back to La Push and be a dillhole. Breaking Dawn, I’m not done reading it but I actually liked it when Jacob left the pack and Seth joined him. Seth is just everything that Jacob should be. 

“and has reading the books gotten you laid more?” The one of the main reasons for reading the Twilight Saga was to get more action, but the answer is no I am not getting laid more because of it. It’s fine though because it gives me more time to read.

“Soooo, what went through your mind when you read about the smooch between Bella and Jacob and her emo breakdown?” It felt like reading the beginning of a rape scene initially, with the way Jacob had pretty much attacked her. But when she started to kiss him back and thought she had been lying to herself about her feelings toward Jacob, well that just pissed me off. It was another moment for me to calmly close the book and turn my back on the saga. Bella needs to learn she wants Edward OR Jacob, she can’t have Jacward or Edcob or Robsten or whatever name works here.

“When Eddie came back, and Jacob could see how happy Bella was, why didn’t he love her enough to just leave her alone and stop trying” The only thing I can think of is Jacob is a douche biscuit that is apparently jealous that vampires become irresistible and werewolves should be taken to the farm upstate if you know what I mean.

I had a couple question about Breaking Dawn asked and I did not answer them as I am only half way through the book and I’m sure I’ll answer everything when I do that blog.  This wraps up another evening with TheShagDaddy. As always I hope you enjoyed my views and remember just because I’m not tweeting doesn’t mean I’m not laughing at you guys.  I’m an attention whore as well, so if you aren’t already please follow me on Twitter @theshagdaddy.

Do  we all think he is becoming addicted to all this? I seriously think he checked my blog and Twitter way more this holiday weekend then me. Which just makes me smile and realize he can never get on to me again.

Oh, and a big thinks to Eyes of Amber for having a super cool birthday contest and choosing TheShagDaddy to have his very own Pocket Edward! I am told that an epic battle will comence between our two action figures to decide who should be the alpha PE. When it happens, Rob My World will be on the front lines of the battle field to report!