Obviously, I will never balk at a picture of the happy trail. You know how happy it really makes me, and I know it makes you all happy cause, and I’m so serious when I say this, “happy trail” is one of the top searched terms that leads people to my blog. But you know what I’ve been noticing once I reach the end of that amazing trail? A pair of dark gray boxer briefs. Everytime.
Don’t believe me. Take a look at the evidence (and enjoy it!).
More Happy Trails after the jump…
Before I can possibly continue this post, let me tell you all that when I went to create the yellow boxes in Photoshop, the program asked if I’d like to stroke the area. This sent me into a fit of giggles that took time to recover from! Sorry, I just HAD to share that!
It appears Robbie has a favorite style of underwear, and I have to say that I am pleased with the choice. Boxer briefs
WackyMac was inspired and sent this to me! Bwhahahaha!! I love it! See Rob in blue is always good!
are hot, but keep the goods in better order then boxers do! Good choice my boy, good choice. However, please feel free to explore some other colors in the line of Hanes boxer briefs.
How about a nice dark blue? We all know how good you look in blue, so I’m sure that the change of scenery would be much enjoyed by us all. So grab a pair, your Vodka tee and prepare to raise your arms up quite a bit so we can all have a look! I mean, clearly you will look better then this guy. He doesn’t even have a happy trail?!? Boring. And what is with the super toned 6-pack. Geez, have a beer and cheesburger dude!
July 15th, 2009 at 1:31 am
“Before I can possibly continue this post, let me tell you all that when I went to create the yellow boxes in Photoshop, the program asked if I’d like to stroke the area. This sent me into a fit of giggles that took time to recover from! Sorry, I just HAD to share that!”
You made me sputter and snort again. Damn you and your wit! I come here to see what you have to say, and now I’m going to have dreams of Rob in some smexy undies. Oh… wait…. that’s a good thing. Well. Nevermind. Carry on as you were.
July 15th, 2009 at 1:37 am
“Before I can possibly continue this post, let me tell you all that when I went to create the yellow boxes in Photoshop, the program asked if I’d like to stroke the area. This sent me into a fit of giggles that took time to recover from! Sorry, I just HAD to share that!”
roflmao.yeah but did you stroke the area? thats what we want to know
thanks for the pics anyday i get to start by looking at robs happy trail and boxer briefs is a good one thank you amber
July 15th, 2009 at 1:44 am
Obviously your Photoshop knows you well…. “stroke the area”…OMG yes…stroke away!!!
These are probably the same (4) pair of underpants he told Laura Culpepper/MTV he bought for the press tour last year. We all know how he loves to wear shit till it just disintegrates and falls off him…yeah baby!
I agree, it’s time for some new ones to mix it up, I suggest red ones as well, he looks fuckhawt in red yeah? Hey he listened to you all and wore the red t-shirt last week. Maybe he can do the same with the undies and we will get a peak again at that happy trail that leads to his holy hotness.
A girl can hope….
July 15th, 2009 at 2:05 am
God, I was sitting in the Half Blood Prince when I read the line about the yellow boxes. I was dying. I wanted to scream “stroke the area”, but even I know that would have been inappropriate.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:54 am
Of course she stroked!!! She stroked for each of everyone of us didn;t ya Amber! LMFAO! We all know what we will be dreaming about tonight! Thanks
July 15th, 2009 at 6:58 am
After reading ‘ stroke the area’ everything I was reading went all Charlie Brown teachery on me! For reals!
Rob’s happytrail is one of my favorite subjects, and there’s something so sexy about seeing that boxer band! This was a great way to start my morning, thanks Amber!
July 15th, 2009 at 7:36 am
Beautiful research once again Amber. I am always eager to read up on whatever interesting investigation you have done.
I must admit that in my pre-Rob days, happy trails were not exactly high up there for me, but you have succeeded in turning that all around for me.
Living in Australia, I get to see all your posts just before I go to bed, rather than in the morning, so you are constantly sending me to bed as a very happy woman
Love your work.
July 15th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Dear Jesus,
Is this post legal?
(p.s. I RT this on my Twitter, because, GAH!!)
*poof*
Rob: “I’m too sexy for this vest”
Just stroke it Amber, all nite long!!!!!!!!!
Mrs.Robward
July 15th, 2009 at 9:07 am
LMAO Thanks for the happy trail birthday pics. It’s my birthday! Woot!
July 15th, 2009 at 9:34 am
“These are probably the same (4) pair of underpants he told Laura Culpepper/MTV he bought for the press tour last year. We all know how he loves to wear shit till it just disintegrates and falls off him…yeah baby! ”
He knows the best underwear or Tee’s are old and disintegrating … they are soft and thin and they don’t constrict the body … I wear that inside the house all the time … he is cool enough to wear that everywhere… my kind of guy even in underpaaahnts department.
July 15th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Important note: the waistband in pic #2 clearly says “Fruit of the Loom,” which I feel is even cheaper than the Hanes 4-pack. He is nothing if not consistent. And I heart him for it.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
i’m sooo glad i’m not the only one who noticed the fruit of the loom/hanes thing! it is nice to know he’s not one of those guys that has to wear $75 underwear:)
July 15th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
ROFLMAO at the ‘stroke’ comment omg
I agree, he needs new colors.
i’d love to see pink personally LOL
July 15th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
You’ve done it again! You make me laugh with your wit and always supply us with yummy Robstuff. Thank you!
July 15th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
u crack me up but jus imagine seeing tht in real life ahhhh i took my camera off an jus looked at him! thank God for the breeze tht was blowing yesterday!
July 15th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
HAHAHAHHAHAHA <3 your face!
July 15th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Thanks for adding my manip. What can I say? I felt… Ummm … inspired
May 7th, 2010 at 12:17 am
[...] seriously, if you missed the day where I highlighted and zoomed in on happy trails, well, then you haven’t really lived yet. Gah, I need a new happy trail sighting very, very [...]
May 7th, 2010 at 12:17 am
[...] seriously, if you missed the day where I highlighted and zoomed in on happy trails, well, then you haven’t really lived yet. Gah, I need a new happy trail sighting very, very [...]
May 7th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
I can use happy trails sightings everyday:) congratulations on your 400th post!! It seems that we’re here to stay, Rob id the gift that keep on giving:) LOL