The super awesome WackyMac has contributed some of her genius to me for my blog. And I thank her for the night off! Enjoy!
What? You say I should take some blue thread and just stitch this right up, good as new? Great idea!
You’ve seen it in Vancouver, you’ve seen it in LA, you’ve seen it in NY.
And you want it… Rob’s Stoli Vodka t-shirt. Sure, its once deep black is now a muddy dark grey, it has holes in it that have been poorly stitched up with blue-grey thread, the once crisp cotton has worn down so it has that nice soft “broken in feel,” but who cares? That’s when t-shirts are best – when they’ve been worn to the point of worn out. It’s like a security blanket or teddy bear. When you take it with you, it reminds you of home. (It also has a tendency to remind us that Rob needs more shirts.)
Yes, you’re reading correctly. You can have one, too. Get a pair of “weathered” jeans, Shiteous Nikes, and you and Rob will be uber-coordinated. You’ll look like one of those couples that match all their clothes! Ummm… that’s not good… nevermind the matchy-match angle.
Ok, so it isn’t Rob’s, but did you really think you’d be able to get it? Not even the sneakiest FanGirl has managed to do that. I’ll bet it’s under lock and key, next to The Beanie and his secret stash of Hot Pockets.
Impress all your TwiHard friends with your very own Stoli tee. They will be so jealous they will summon the Volturi on your ass. Victoria’s revenge will seem like a picnic compared to theirs. OK. That’s a bit much. But they WILL want one, too.
So, what are you waiting for? Go to the the FromRussia.com website now, and get one. Be the coolest TwiHard on the block.
(PS: I’ve had this image of Rob wandering around his apartment in only the t-shirt and a pair of Hanes. I love that shirt. Anyone else with me on this?)
This weekend, I got my region free DVD player and am now beginning my Robapooloza of watching all the DVDs TheShagDaddy ordered me from Amazon UK. We started it all off with The Haunted Airman.
Let me start off by saying this. If Rob Pattinson was not in this movie, I probably would have never even watched. And I am also sure that the movie would have never made it to DVD. The font for the title is the same as the Twilight font. Coincidence? I think not.
It is a weird and kind of freaky movie and I don’t think it will have quite the same rotation in my DVD player as other Rob movies. But is there is one good reason to own this movie, it’s the fact that Rob is in it and looks effing HAWT! I mean, I did some serious swooning. Even with all the spiders. (Yeah, let me add that if you have a fear of spiders, this may NOT be the best movie for you.)
So, rather then concentrating on the weird parts of the movie that kind of made me squirm *cough*thentireending*cough*, I would much rather concentrate on the hotness!
Lots of Rob smoking. I mean, a lot of Rob smoking. But he does it in that hot ass way that makes you forget how unhealthy it is and that you want to be the next reason he pulls out a cigarette. Note the fingers, too. There is no good screen cap of the finger porn, but I promise it is amazing!
So, the rumors are flying. Who will be on the Twilight: New Moon Soundtrack? My favorite speculation so far… Kings of
Rob loves KOL! What other reason do you need to give them a try?
Leon! From the horse’s mouth, Chris Weitz said this to RottenTomatoes.com:
“Fortunately, I’m not at the stage where I have to turn anybody down yet, because everything is still kind of up in the air,” Weitz shared, “but I am surprised at some of the bands that have said they’re interested. It’s kind of great. The criterion will still always be what’s right for the movie at that given moment, but Thom Yorke is interested; we might, if we’re very lucky, get Kings of Leon to do something… it’s exciting to be able to have access to this kind of talent.”
While this is by no means confirmation that Kings of Leon will be on the soundtrack, let’s go ahead and dream! It’ll be fun! But what song will it be? This may be the most fun to try to figure out!
Really, of their most recent songs, only two really work: Closer and Cold Desert.
Closer
Closer is an amazing song and once you read the lyrics, you can definitely see the fit to New Moon. It is such a perfect Edward POV song, which I absolutely love (since I’m kind of on Team Edward, in case you haven’t figured that out!). “Snow is cracklin’ cold. She took my heart. I think she took my soul.” Best line of the song!
But, you be the judge! Here is a great video by kpassion04 that illustrates!
Hey babe! Where do you want me to roll this out? The sleeping bag, I mean.
Knock, knock. It’s Rob and he is here for the sleepover. What? You didn’t hear? Well, don’t you worry cause you are all invited! Saturday is a day of rest and relaztion. A day for chilling at home and watching some videos. The best part? I’ve already handpicked several videos for you so you only have to come to one place. Right here! So, grab all the Rob/Twilight lovers in your house (hopefully you are NOT the only one!), grab a tub of popcorn (or cup of coffee, or a sandwich, or whatever is appropriate at the time you watch these) and prepared to be impressed!
Video #1 Sinking Like A Stone in the Sea
Seriously, I have been telling you all for awhile, but if you have yet to subscribe to RaggDollish’s videos, then you are truly missing out on something amazing. This girl makes videos that just stir all the emotions I felt when I read the Twilight series. This one is a video of after Bella jumps in the ocean and what she sees. The song, the clips, everything about this is great! It will make you a Bella fan all over again.
Okay, I am not really down with gossip magazines. I’ve always felt like they aren’t real journalists with their unnamed sources, the way they make money off of celebrity misery and the way they can really take some small semblance of truth and build a whole case against someone that is uncalled for and unnecessary.
Maybe someone should tell Robert Pattinson he’s a rich movie star now!
Earlier this week, the Twilight hottie and some pals spent $350 on dinner in a fancy restaurant — but only dropped a $50 tip!
Okay, time out for a moment. Let’s do some math. Now, math is NOT my subject by any means, but what I got was 15% of $350 is $52.50. What this tells me is this whole story is born out of the fact that Rob missed the 15% rule by $2.50. Yes, calling the media was totally called for. Anyway, continue:
Yeah, I could write about that all day, and act like a silly teenage girl everytime.
I had a realization today, while winding down my last few days of my vacation. My job is really hindering my abilities to blog, write, view pictures and videos of, make pictures and videos of, and hang posters in my office of Rob Pattinson. I’m realizing this is truly a crime against humanity and should be fixed.
That made me think, what jobs are out there that would let me do all of the above and not shame my obsession with Rob, but encourage it! The answer is so simple… a tween magazine! I’m a journalist/PR person by day and a kick ass blogger by night, so it seems kind of obvious that they should hire me, right? I mean, I’m pretty sure I meet all of the qualifications:
When I hear words like soft, dumpster and moist, I giggle. A lot. More then any adult woman should.
I have several posters of Rob Pattinson that I have no where to hang. I’d love to hang them in my office, but my current office may find that weird. New tweenie magazine office will require them!
I use terms like “for serious” and “OMG”, and not just online. But in real life. Yes, so I got the lingo down.
I can think of silly things like Edward tattoos, nail decals and locker magnets that can be included FREE with your next issue. J-14, I’m looking at you…
Plus, I can seriously write a great article about why Rob is better than Taylor, or Efron, or the JoBros, or any of those other little kids that just don’t meet the “RPattz Standard.”
See, so I should be hired tomorrow, right? What’s that? You mean, I have to write articles on other little teeny bopper actors and try to talk about how dreamy they are. Um, no, can’t do it. And you are telling me I won’t have a personal editor to help me take down the dirtiness level of all my stories. I mean, the “Lookup and Replace” function on my Word will only work the first few times I replace words like “do me” with “kiss me.”
Never mind, maybe this isn’t the perfect job for me. If only this blog will start making me my millions. When, oh when, will that happen?!?
Obviously, I will never balk at a picture of the happy trail. You know how happy it really makes me, and I know it makes you all happy cause, and I’m so serious when I say this, “happy trail” is one of the top searched terms that leads people to my blog. But you know what I’ve been noticing once I reach the end of that amazing trail? A pair of dark gray boxer briefs. Everytime.
Don’t believe me. Take a look at the evidence (and enjoy it!).
I was scrolling through my Rob news this weekend and came across a little article about Rob titled Robert Pattinson ‘Is Amazing in Bed’ and I thought okay, now this is gossip I can read! Please understand,
This is a face that says, "Yeah, I hit and quit it."
for the most part, I HATE gossip rags more than anything. I really, REALLY do! But hey, I’m sure this is a story (whether true or not) that Rob doesn’t mind being spread around!
“We just had this chemistry between us that made our kisses amazing,” the ex told American tabloid the National Enquirer. “I felt electricity go between us!
“I’m really passionate, as is he. That’s why, no matter how much we fought, it was always amazing in bed!”
“We’d glance at each other throughout the night because it made it more exciting when we got home,” added Rob’s former flame. “The tension was so strong, we couldn’t control ourselves. It was amazing!”
*poof* and THUD! I know the source is questionable, but she can tell a good story. And put some gorgeous pictures in my head. Of course, I think this kind of story may require some undercover research. This will be a touch tough job, but I am MORE than willing to sacrifice myself for good, quality journalism. I have no problem going on the record either (lucky for you gals!). Hell, he can “hit and quit it” as long as I get the “information” I need to prove the above statements true!
By the way, you are all welcome for my “sacrifice”! Now, in order to begin my investigation I just need a few hundred dollars to hop a plane to NYC. Any donations? Anybody?
Okay, things may have gone just a bit too far. According to MTV.CO.UK, they have now had to place Rob in a box during filiming of Remember Me so he can hide from fans. WHAT?!? Rob is now seriously having to hide in a box just to get a few moments of peace and quiet.
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It’s time we sat down and had a little talk…again. Of course, I know all of my readers are NOT the ones causing this disarray in New York City, but I have to try and spread my rules so I will do it through you all.
So, here we go. Here are a few more rules that will help you be a good, completely sane fan of Rob. Like me!
1. No Fangirls. And by fangirl I mean the type of girls who stalk the set, use sources I will not link that give out Rob’s constant coordinates and who try to mob him when he approaches. Perhaps you remember the story of the four skank hos.
2. No screaming. It hurts his ears. And it turns you into a fangirl. Please refer back to rule #1.
Exception: If you have lured him back to the hotel or behind a dumpster, then screaming and groping are not only okay, they are encouraged!
3. Do not ask him to bite you. He is not really a vampire. I know, I know. Hard to believe. Although, go back to the exception in rule #2. That works here as well!
4. As soon as you call him Ron, Bob or Edward, you are out of the club. No excuses, no exceptions.
4a. His name is Rob Pattinson, not Rob Patterson. Rob Patterson is a current member of the nu metal band Otep, and former touring guitarist for the band Korn. (Yep, true story!)
What are your rules for being a good fangirl? Add to the list so we can let all the fangirls know that there are certain ways to treat celebs, and their current style is just not working for them!
So, if you are here, you are sold on Rob. You think he is just the cat’s meow (haha, I sound like an old lady). Unfortunately, Rob’s fashion sense is one that would make Clinton and Stacey from What Not to Wear cry, especially since the fashion trends Rob is starting are actually spreading. We now see celebrities, fans and high end stores filled with items that look like exactly like the ones Rob could picked up from the thrift store. Today, I want to cover the phenomenon that is the plaid shirt.
Rob has quite an array of hideous plaid shirts that seem to drive the girls wild. Here are just a few examples:
Now, most people will say, “Wow, good looking guy. Clearly single cause no women would let him out of the house like that.” (Oh Robstens! You know I love you!!) But no. For some reason, people are jumping on board with this trend. And now we are seeing things like this:
My own personal research has found that Rob’s shirts are not only most likely low-end on the brand scale, but that you can find them at your local thrift store. The worst part is, I kind of want to take part in this trend. I’m shopping in all my fave stores and I come across these cute plaid shirts and I want to buy them. Maybe it’s cause everytime I look in the mirror, I will kind of be reminded of Rob in a way. I’ll know right at that moment, he is also most likely wearing a plaid shirt. Wow, I took that down a scary, stalker fangirl path. Promise never to do that again! Snap back to reality. I’m worried that if I wear one of those cute plaid shirts, I will end up looking like one of these girls:
Specifically, the girl on the far left. And that is scary...
Here is my take on the Rob trends and mimicking the Rob accessorys… I have no problem with it, but maybe you shouldn’t do it when you know you have a possibility of meeting him. It just looks desperate. And scary. And stalker-like. But every other day, well that’s cool. And going back to the thrift store and buying your husband the entire wardrobe seen on Rob in the above pictures so you can just pretend, that is totally NORMAL! (But don’t tell TheShagDaddy. We don’t want to ruin his birthday present!)
Enjoy!
those couples that match all their clothes! Ummm… that’s not good… nevermind the matchy-match angle.
? My favorite speculation so far… Kings of
