Monthly Archives: August 2009

Lately, I’ve Been Having Dirty Thoughts About Another Vampire…

Forgive me ladies, but I have strayed. While Robward will always remain my favorite vampire (I mean, c’mon, endless sex and rich, PUH-LEASE!), lately another vampire, a more traditional but effing sexy vampire, has been worming his way into my dreams. And I mean that quite literally.

And who would cause me to stray from Robward… Eric. And if you are asking who Eric is, then you need to go to your nearest television or computer and start watching True Blood. I’d say start at season 2 cause that’s where the Eric love really begins, but then you’ll be confused so you gotta watch Season 1. Oh, and ignore Bill (Stephen Moyer). He may be the love interest of the main character and think Rob is a pussy, but he is like the bastard step child of my vampire world. I mean, am I supposed to think he’s good looking, cause I don’t. He looks like he got hit by the ugly stick a few times, in my opinion. SPOILER ALERT! Plus, I know from reading the books that he won’t always stay the #1.

Now, why would I cheat on my dear, sweet Robward with some badass vamp who has to sleep during the day (it appears that I now hate that quality in vampires)? Because of this, this right here:

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Holy hell. Once you can pick yourself up the floor, I’m ready to talk about Robward again. (Wait, I should not have added that till after I finished the blog, cause this is distracting!)

Now, this is why I’m looking forward to Eclipse. Cause I know once they nail that leg hitch scene (which MUST be in the movie!!), I’m going to get a new, nice little pornographic gif just like this, except for probably more clothing. Boo. Or perhaps I can get an ACTUAL Rob gif after the release of Remember Me that looks like this. Please, oh please!

Don’t worry Rob, while this Alex guy may also make an insanley hot vampire and has the added benefit of being on a mature show on HBO, you have no worries. Cause while mama may stray from time to time, I will always come home to you. I have no plans to start an Alex My World blog anytime soon. See, I can’t. That doesn’t even make sense. In fact, does any of this blog make sense. Oh hell, I just wanted to share that gif! Maybe it’s only right if I share a good Rob one too, just to show that I’m serious about who my number 1 is!

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(Not sure on the source, let me know if it’s yours!)

YEAH, ROME ROB!! Woot!!

Since I took this kind of way off topic today (that’s what happens when Rob is hiding!), who are you cheating on Rob with? I know you all got those other men you are lusting after even if Rob is your #1! Tell me!!


Weekly Video Round Up!

Normally I do this on Saturdays, but since we had a special occasion yesterday, I thought I’d move it over to today. Let’s start your last day of the weekend wit some great Robert Pattinson videos. Woo hoo!!

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This week, I’d like to start off with a comedy piece. This video is so cheesy and corny that it is hilarious!! It just goes to show you that Rob really does not  have a filter when it comes to interviews. FYI Watch out for the waiter!!

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Sam is Going to Get a GOOD Pounding for his Birthday!

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I haven’t talk much about Sam lately, at least not since my EPIC Brit Pack Review. You may wonder why that is, or you already know. I have started a NEW fan blog for Sam, Marcus and Bobby called the Shack of Soul!! And over at SoS, we are partying like crazy today for Mr. Bradley’s big day o’ birth.

Here is how the ladies at Shack of Soul are celebrating!!

First off, as SoS announced earlier this week, we are giving away a SIGNED Sam Bradley poster!

There are 3 different ways to enter…

1. Comment on this post! Creativity does not matter!

2.Follow @shackofsoul on Twitter! Our new SoS Twitter account will give you all the latest and greatest from the guys.

3. Helping to #SamBradley like crazy till he is #1 in the Twitter Trends. (Deets below on how that enters you in the contest!)

This is not the first time Sam has been “pounded.” We got him up to the #2 spot back in May, but our goal tomorrow is #1. So, to do this, starting at 9 p.m. Eastern TONIGHT, make sure every tweet has #SamBradley in it! Don’t know what to tweet? How about a link to his new website (http://www.sambradley.com/) or his MySpace Page (http://www.myspace.com/sambradley)? Spread the word about Sam and all of his awesomeness!

Now, back to the contest… The 3rd way to enter is to simply add #ShackofSoul to at least one of your #SamBradley tweets. Anyone who has both of those tags in their tweet will be entered again to possibly win the Sam poster!

Wow!! Pretty good birthday plans, huh? Oh, and if you need something to get you in the Sammy mood, how about watching his first ever music video!

Here is how the ladies at Shack of Soul are celebrating!!

First off, as we announced earlier this week, we are giving away a SIGNED Sam Bradley poster! We announced that there were 3 ways to enter, but we didn’t quite tell you much about what we are doing tomorrow (Saturday) night. We are going to #SamBradley like crazy till he is #1 in the Twitter Trends.

This is not the first time Sam has been “pounded.” We got him up to the #2 spot back in May, but our goal tomorrow is #1. So, to do this, starting at 9 p.m. Eastern, make sure every tweet has #SamBradley in it! Don’t know what to tweet? How about a link to his new website (http://www.sambradley.com/) or his MySpace Page (http://www.myspace.com/sambradley)? Spread the word about Sam and all of his awesomeness!

Now, back to the contest… The 3rd way to enter is to simply add #ShackofSoul to at least one of your #SamBradley tweets. Anyone who has both of those tags in their tweet will be entered again to possibly win the Sam poster!


The Rob Drought Has ENDED!!

And all was right in the world again…

We’ve spotted Rob on the Eclipse set (FINALLY!) and personally, it’s just good to know he is alive. And I really am VERY happy that Rob got a bit of a break while in Vancouver, but man, no Rob sightings makes writing a daily Rob blog quite difficult. Today, we shall bask in the beauty that is Rob, and more specifically, Rob as Edward cause let’s face it, it’s a beautiful thing!

Um...wow. That jacket is suberb. It'd look better on my bedroom floor though.

Um...wow. That jacket is suberb. It'd look better on my bedroom floor though.

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Time for Some NEW Rob/Amber FF for You All!!

So, no Rob news means I gotta start making some stuff up! Perhaps you remember not so long ago when I introduced you to Rob/Amber porn and brought fan fiction to a level I never thought possible. I thought now might be a good time to make some more porn, mainly cause I’m missing Rob, but also cause I’ve been watching the hell out of True Blood and need some R-Rated Rob!

The first one is in honor of Rob’s upcoming western, Unbound Captives. I know he doesn’t play a cowboy, but this is still a good warm up for him!

Mmmm... Cowboy Rob. Giddy up!

Mmmm... Cowboy Rob. Giddy up!

Western Rendezvous

In the 1800s, Amber is the savvy, stunning saloon owner who, on the advice of her best friend, dares to give love one more chance. When Rob Pattinson rides into town on the rails of the new railroad, his smile steals our heroine’s heart – but his holster is loaded with a secret that could blast away her livelihood!

Can Amber trust a man who may ultimately destroy her? Will Rob choose business or pleasure before his secret is revealed? Saddle up for love, passion and humor!

Rob was completely distracted by the vision before him. Amber stood against a tree, the breeze blowing her robe open exposing her thin cotton nightdress, making it clear there was little or nothing between her haloed body and the white fabric. Amber suddenly became very conscious of that same fact. The combination of the cool breeze, her moment of fright and the excitement of a man’s forbidden gaze made her skin tingle and her breasts strain against her night shirt. In the shadows she could not see his eyes drift over her shapely body, but she could feel them just the same.

“Are you cold?” Rob said, breaking the awkward silence. He removed his overcoat and carried it to Amber, the moonlight reflecting majestically off her blonde hair.

“Yes, thank you,” she replied. Her hands were cold but there was a warmth building from within. Every other part of her body seemed confused by the circumstances…

My breasts are straining!! LMFAO!! I love this shizz! You know you want to replace my name with yours, so feel free to do that at the link below!

Personalized Romance Novel – Western Rendezvous!

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Bring Rob to SNL!!

You want me to put my dick in a what?!?

You want me to put my dick in a what?!?

So MTV has started a wish list of peeps they want to see hosting Saturday Night Live for the next season and guess who is #1! None other then our boy Rob! And all I have to say is…DUH!!

We’ve only been trying to tell the SNL peeps for awhile that Rob would be perfect, but we can also GUARANTEE a huge jump in the ratings for SNL. Just ask the Oscars and the MTV Movie Awards. Seriously, ask them. This was the first year in a very long time that I watched either of those shows, and I know I wasn’t the only one.

But, I want to go beyond just requesting Rob to host SNL. I want to request that certain sketchs and characters are actually used in conjunction with Rob in order to enhance the funniness!

1. Dick in a Box and/or Jizz in My Pants – Please redo this video with Rob! Personally, seeing Rob dance with the box would be hilarious, but it could make more sense to do the Jizz in My Pants, since it was so popular in it’s remake with Robward on YouTube!

2. Rob with the Target Lady – Why? Because even though I know Rob is not a high class guy, I absolutely cannot picture him in a Target.

3. Rob with Joe Biden – This was TheShagDaddy‘s request! He wants to see Biden “fan girl” out on Rob, calling him Edward, signing his copy of Twilight and just all around breaking all of the fan girl rules.

What do you all think? Any other great ideas for sketches while we got Rob on the show?!?


Xavier Gets Mad Props for Trying

Are we seriously having this discussion? Yes, because apparently since it’s been pretty light on the Rob news lately, we need something to pass the time. And, personally, I have no problem looking over pictures of two hot guys trying to decide who is the hottest. I’m willing to do it for you my readers, you know, blog research and all.

So, here is the comparison: Rob vs. Xavier. Now, realize that I come into this game with prejudices that will be impossible to overcome. Impossible. But we can try. Time for the pretty!

Pattinson.Samuel.

*looks left, then right* So, I see some similarities, as did Styleikon.com. The style, the hair, the glasses. Who does this guy think he is, Robert Pattinson?!? While totes adorable, I have to say to Mr. Samuel, you are no Rob. But hey, maybe if you keep the attempts to look like Robbie, they’ll start sniping more pics of you in Vancouver, mistaking you for His Holy Hotness. But we, the fans who lust after Rob on a daily basis will know better.

So, my vote, hands down is still for Rob. And I may or may not enjoy seeing you get ripped to shreds in Eclipse by BooBoo Stewart. Then I’ll miss you cause you are still kind of adorable. Just do me a favor and ditch the gay sweater/tank top combo. Seriously, it was not cool to steal the jacket from your mom’s twinset and wear it around. Your mom is probably freezing now.

So, time for a poll!! Yeah!! I haven’t done one is a long time, so let’s have some fun!


Dear Leaker of Unknown Photoshoot Pics

Hello lower back. Meet my tongue. Grrrrrr...

Hello lower back. Meet my tongue. Grrrrrr...

Dear Leaker of the Unknown Photoshoot Pictures,

Hello. You may not know me, nor I know you, but I am officially your biggest fan. You have given us all a gift, a gift that apparently keeps on giving. Cause when the pictures that I showcased last Friday came out, I did not think it could get any better. We had all been blessed with new pictures of Rob that did not require Rob being chased be freakazoid paparazzi. No, no… we got legit pictures where Rob actually knew he was being photographed and was even okay with it (most likely).

But, hey, why are we talking about Rob? This letter is to you. The one with the knowledge of the existence of these photos and the heart (and obvious disregard for your job) to give them to us. What I wonder

Mmmmm... angsty Batman. HAWT!

Mmmmm... angsty Batman. HAWT!

is… where are all the high def versions? Smart girl (cause I know you HAVE to be a girl). You are too busy blowing all those pictures up and wallpapering your walls with them and laughing at all of us poor suckers who want to do the same but can’t. No worries. I would do the same.

So, enjoy your full size Rob pics while we try to get by with the teeny tiny ones you gave us!

Love,

Me

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Ugh! Another Soapbox Sunday! Rob Does NOT Equal Edward!

It seems that the stupidest articles come out on Saturdays. Maybe because they think no one will notice them. I don’t know not do I understand this article that E! News did, asking what will happen to

I needed a happy Rob pic cause E! News is not making momma very happy right now.

I needed a happy Rob pic cause E! News is not making momma very happy right now.

Rob after Twilight? Let me give you a little taste of this gem of an article:

Pattz is already showing symptoms of the deadly Mark Hamill factor. Moviegoers had so much trouble disassociating the Star Wars actor from his Luke Skywalker character that he removed all mentions of the franchise from his résumé.

After taking the role of Frodo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Elijah Wood was so aware of the dangers of Mark Hamill syndrome—”[Fans] were only able to associate him with that role,” Wood once observed—that he deliberately picked movies like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind to make sure he didn’t get typecast.

“That’s the main thing, continue to work and be perceived in a different light with different characters,” Wood once explained to an Australian newspaper. (Bloom, on the other hand, has two giant franchises to overcome: Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean.)

And that’s exactly what Pattz needs to do more of. Right now. Because according to data pulled by social media agency Karma Media Labs, the kids are having a real hard time separating the actor from the bloodsucker.

Between the fan forums, social media sites and photo and video sharing sites, Karma CEO Lori Dicker concludes that “most of the references and conversations about Robert Pattinson are about his character, and less about him as a stand-alone personality outside of Twilight.”

In fact, she notes, “One of the top contributors of content on a popular photo sharing site is named Robert_is_Edward.”

And don’t even talk to me about Pattz’s forgettable turn as Salvador Dalí. Did you stand in line to see Little Ashes? Exactly.

Really? That’s funny cause most of the social media I follow seem to be able to separate Rob from Edward pretty easily. While I am a huge fan of the Twilight series and that is what ultimately brought me to Rob, I have seen his other movies. And I would have stood in line to see Little Ashes, if it was released more widely.

What most pisses me off about this article is how they give Rob “advice” and tell him to do different characters. Oh, I’m sorry E! News, I didn’t realize that Tyler from Remember Me was so much like Edward. Nor did I see the connection between Phineas in Unbound Captives. I’m sure vampires have much in common with the Comanche, thanks for pointing that out to me E!. And Bel Ami seems like it will be very much the same character too, right? Excuse me, but I think the advice was well taken, oh, about 6 months ago. Rob is well aware that he could get caught up in this role and seems to me he is scheduling plenty of other very DIFFERENT roles to ensure he does not get doomed as Edward. So many other roles that he doesn’t even have free time between movies anymore.

And hey, while the kids may have a hard time separating Rob from Edward, all of us adult fans (yes, hello, we exist) have no issue with this. We’ve already seen Rob do roles that are very different then Twilight and we DO believe he has amazing acting abilities. We love Rob and, I hate to say this, but many of us are MORE excited for Remember Me then we are for New Moon. We watch his interviews, we soak up every mention about him and I really believe the only people having problems with separation are the tweens and the traditional media.We are just as excited as Rob probably is to see him trying to move away from the role of Edward.

Sorry E! News, Rob is not going to suffer the same fate as Mark Hammill. And if you had done proper research before writing this article (like, I don’t know, looking at his IMDB page) then you would know that he is already doing all he can. Get off of your high horse and give Rob a chance. You’ve already marked him with a scarlet letter before he has even had the chance. You definitely earned the moniker “Answer Bitch” and I don’t think you are helping anyone, except maybe your advertisers by using Rob to get more hits to your site.


Curling up with the laptop

It’s Saturday, so it’s video round up time. I’m sick as hell, so today I’m curling up with the laptop, lots of water and maybe some soup and I’m gonna let Robbie chase my blues away.

This first video is amazing. First off, GREAT song! I love The Killers!! Then the video, which has EVERY TYPE of Rob there is. You like Rome Rob? How about HTB ROB or MTV VMA Rob? Yep, it has all of them, plus Cannes, GQ, early Rob, EVERYTHING!! It is extremely yummy and hard to follow!

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