Time for Some NEW Rob/Amber FF for You All!!

So, no Rob news means I gotta start making some stuff up! Perhaps you remember not so long ago when I introduced you to Rob/Amber porn and brought fan fiction to a level I never thought possible. I thought now might be a good time to make some more porn, mainly cause I’m missing Rob, but also cause I’ve been watching the hell out of True Blood and need some R-Rated Rob!

The first one is in honor of Rob’s upcoming western, Unbound Captives. I know he doesn’t play a cowboy, but this is still a good warm up for him!

Mmmm... Cowboy Rob. Giddy up!

Western Rendezvous

In the 1800s, Amber is the savvy, stunning saloon owner who, on the advice of her best friend, dares to give love one more chance. When Rob Pattinson rides into town on the rails of the new railroad, his smile steals our heroine’s heart – but his holster is loaded with a secret that could blast away her livelihood!

Can Amber trust a man who may ultimately destroy her? Will Rob choose business or pleasure before his secret is revealed? Saddle up for love, passion and humor!

Rob was completely distracted by the vision before him. Amber stood against a tree, the breeze blowing her robe open exposing her thin cotton nightdress, making it clear there was little or nothing between her haloed body and the white fabric. Amber suddenly became very conscious of that same fact. The combination of the cool breeze, her moment of fright and the excitement of a man’s forbidden gaze made her skin tingle and her breasts strain against her night shirt. In the shadows she could not see his eyes drift over her shapely body, but she could feel them just the same.

“Are you cold?” Rob said, breaking the awkward silence. He removed his overcoat and carried it to Amber, the moonlight reflecting majestically off her blonde hair.

“Yes, thank you,” she replied. Her hands were cold but there was a warmth building from within. Every other part of her body seemed confused by the circumstances…

My breasts are straining!! LMFAO!! I love this shizz! You know you want to replace my name with yours, so feel free to do that at the link below!

Personalized Romance Novel – Western Rendezvous!

Some more Rob/Amber porn, after the jump! You know you love it!!

This next one is pretty stinking hilarious! This is for all those realty TV junkies out there!

Tropical Treasure

I could do me some Rob on the beach!

Tropical Treasure pits our clever heroine, Amber, against our witty hero, Rob Pattinson, in the reality TV game show, TreasureQuest! (Author note: You know I’d take Rob’s ass down!!)

It was a cliché to feel a shock at his touch, but Amber couldn’t help the tremor that ran through her. His hand was strong and warm, and his green eyes were so steadying, so electric with life and intelligence. Amber suddenly couldn’t catch her breath, feeling her heart race at his nearness, she found herself dearly wanting to hold him even tighter.

Rob bent down to her, lightly brushing her lips with his own, a teasing gesture that seemed like an invitation. Amber surprised herself by responding without thinking or doubting whatsoever. She closed her eyes and leaned into him, seeking his mouth with a hunger she hadn’t anticipated. As she kissed him, she felt him smiling beneath her. He’s surprised too, she thought in amusement.

Rob pressed forward, keeping pace with her own growing fervor, and moved his hands to the back of her head, entwining her silky blonde hair with his fingers. Amber opened her green eyes, almost sleepy with longing, and wrapped her arms around his neck.

But when she leaned into his body, she was brought up short at the sight of the cameraman, his lens trained on the two of them like a leering peeping tom…

Anyone else think the camera being there was kind of hot? Yeah, uh, me neither. Er, um…. Whatever, sweet dreams to me!

Personalized Novel – Tropical Treasure!