Forgive me ladies, but I have strayed. While Robward will always remain my favorite vampire (I mean, c’mon, endless sex and rich, PUH-LEASE!), lately another vampire, a more traditional but effing sexy vampire, has been worming his way into my dreams. And I mean that quite literally.
And who would cause me to stray from Robward… Eric. And if you are asking who Eric is, then you need to go to your nearest television or computer and start watching True Blood. I’d say start at season 2 cause that’s where the Eric love really begins, but then you’ll be confused so you gotta watch Season 1. Oh, and ignore Bill (Stephen Moyer). He may be the love interest of the main character and think Rob is a pussy, but he is like the bastard step child of my vampire world. I mean, am I supposed to think he’s good looking, cause I don’t. He looks like he got hit by the ugly stick a few times, in my opinion. SPOILER ALERT! Plus, I know from reading the books that he won’t always stay the #1.
Now, why would I cheat on my dear, sweet Robward with some badass vamp who has to sleep during the day (it appears that I now hate that quality in vampires)? Because of this, this right here:
Holy hell. Once you can pick yourself up the floor, I’m ready to talk about Robward again. (Wait, I should not have added that till after I finished the blog, cause this is distracting!)
Now, this is why I’m looking forward to Eclipse. Cause I know once they nail that leg hitch scene (which MUST be in the movie!!), I’m going to get a new, nice little pornographic gif just like this, except for probably more clothing. Boo. Or perhaps I can get an ACTUAL Rob gif after the release of Remember Me that looks like this. Please, oh please!
Don’t worry Rob, while this Alex guy may also make an insanley hot vampire and has the added benefit of being on a mature show on HBO, you have no worries. Cause while mama may stray from time to time, I will always come home to you. I have no plans to start an Alex My World blog anytime soon. See, I can’t. That doesn’t even make sense. In fact, does any of this blog make sense. Oh hell, I just wanted to share that gif! Maybe it’s only right if I share a good Rob one too, just to show that I’m serious about who my number 1 is!
(Not sure on the source, let me know if it’s yours!)
YEAH, ROME ROB!! Woot!!
Since I took this kind of way off topic today (that’s what happens when Rob is hiding!), who are you cheating on Rob with? I know you all got those other men you are lusting after even if Rob is your #1! Tell me!!
August 31st, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance. Rob knocked him out of the #1 spot on my lustlist last year, but Frank retweeted my fart joke last night so I’m having a hard time deciding which one I love more. I know they are both anxiously awaiting my decision.
August 31st, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Yep I’m in total agreement .. I was in a real rut after finishing the twilight saga and did not know what to read… and then I bought this first book Dead untill Dark? Good stuff – gets to the” filth “as we call it much faster! My friends and I can’t wait for Isle of Esme! In a film!
August 31st, 2009 at 1:00 pm
SHAMELESS self promotion:
Very odd that both your blog and the blog linked below, deal with Eric and being “dirty” or “clean”. I like our combined thought processes. <3 your face!
http://h2bsexiestmaninworld.wordpress.com/
August 31st, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I love an encourage shameless self promotion… at least from you!!
August 31st, 2009 at 1:07 pm
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August 31st, 2009 at 3:48 pm
ok i have to admit rob is number one but i still heart jensen ackles,he was number 1 for 7 years til rob came along.
and amber ive read all the sookie books and i agree with you i cannot stand bill in the books or on the show give be eric anyday in anyway.cos i have to say he is my number 2 vamp good lord that man is sexy
August 31st, 2009 at 4:52 pm
OH. MY!!!! Thank you ma’am. May I have another. phew!
August 31st, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I’ll have what she’s having!
August 31st, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Yeah, my other hot vamp I love right now is Hot Eric/ Hot Alex. Thanks to little miss J for the link earlier today.
Love the Rome Rob gif, that is one of my favs!
August 31st, 2009 at 5:06 pm
OH I am right there with you! Eric is HAWT!!!!!!! Now I’m having a harder time gettiing into those books, but I LOVE True Blood and I too can’t see the beauty in Bill. I died laughing week before last when he tricked sookie into drinking his blood and his little evil smile………how can YOU NOT love him?
August 31st, 2009 at 6:14 pm
I have not read the sookie books or have HBO so I can not comment on the television type hotness. I wish I could. But I think the Cullens complete my cougar crushes.
And shame on you for thinking of another vamp! (wink..joke joke) Man that Rob gif..yummm..he rubs his lips with his thumb and licks them..total win win right there.
But I guess you can occupy your time with these other vamp tramps until the next film, I’m not mad at ya’
August 31st, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Hmm.. Have to stick with my Twilight vamps. Jackson/Jasper makes me swoon. It’s the hair (which by the way really needs to be introduced to a brush), the swagger (’cause we know he does), the accent (if Jackson ever said “Darlin’” to me, I’d be a puddle on the floor), the smile (wicked grin is more like it), and his hands. Ohmylord. Oh, and the “I think we can handle that” quote kills me. (squee & fanning myself)
As for the RomeRob gif… I WANT IT. So I’m stealing it and hiding it on my hard drive. And you can’t stop me. Buahahahahaha
August 31st, 2009 at 7:43 pm
I agree with you Totally!! I really wish there was more dialog from Jasper in Twilight. I think I could listen to him all day! But ya got to give Emmett props too …. that body!! wheeeeewww!!
August 31st, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Emmy had some of the best lines/scenes… I love Emmett. I want a bear hug from Kellan – I have it on good authority that he gives great ones.
As for Jasper, HALE YEAH. He’s awesome. Just the thought of Jackson in that baseball shirt… *sigh*… and the bat-flipping. I taught myself that, but it’s somewhat less impressive with a kid’s plastic bat.
September 1st, 2009 at 6:58 am
WOW! Sometimes I feel like you are pulling an Edward and reading my mind! I feel exactly the same way. I feel like Eric gets hotter every episode and cannot wait for him and Sookie to have more scenes where they…uh…well scenes that will make a good dirty gif. But like you said…loyal to Robward!
September 4th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
True Blood ROCKS! Charlaine Harris is WIN!
Alex Skarsgard… (sorry but gotta say it)… as HOT as Rob and way more muscle… and taller!
Three words: Nonconflicted Viking sex-god
Translation: A Vamp who can “keep control” and stay “up” all night… and kill you in all the ways you’d like to die.
What’s that, Pam? Bellla’s visiting Fangtasia?
Now remember… they serve no minors… in any “capacity”!
LOL!