Monthly Archives: August 2009

And then all was right in the world again…

So, my Internet had a major failure yesterday that led to a sad, pitiful post that I wish I could take back. *sigh* I swore I wouldn’t do another all picture post for a long time, cause, well, I feel so uncreative when I do them. But, as my Internet sprung to life yesterday and I announced myself back to the Twitter world, I was bombarded. Bombarded by NEW pictures of Rob!!! This is the best “welcome back to the Internet” EVER!!!

I would apologize, but I’m not going to because really I am giving you a gift with these new pictures. Even if you’ve already seen them, you know you want to peek again. Especially to see all of my cute lil captions! ENJOY!!

Someone please, PLEASE make this into a poster. I NEED to wake up to this every morning!!

Someone please, PLEASE make this into a poster. I NEED to wake up to this every morning!!

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Argh! Technical difficulties!

I hate to do this. HATE IT!! My Internet has taken a complete shit! It’s a pain in the ass to blog from my phone, but I will do it for you. It’s not going to be good, but it’ll be hot pics of Rob, so that’s always nice, right?

I know the pics are super random, but hey, they are the finest placeholders you will ever see!

Back to regularly scheduled programming tomorrow, I hope! ;)


Rob is Mr. Random Dude!

Random Guy on the Street

Click to read the text up top. You may have to do some CTRL + to zoom in, but it's hilarious!

Dear Mr. Random Dude,

I am writing you this letter and putting it in my time machine and sending it back *counts backwards on fingers* 4 years so you will be properly forewarned.

Today, you may just be some dude that Nylon Magazine gave a free cup of coffee to after they took your picture for their Street: The Nylon Book of Global Style (and also cause I’m pretty sure they thought you were a real life hobo). You have the shoes where someone stole the laces, but you said “Eh, f*ck it” and decided to keep wearing them. You are wearing that sweater (was it EVER new, by the way) that you have been asked to burn on numerous occasions by the entire female population, most likely also including your mom.

Tomorrow (okay, give it about 3 and a half years), you will no longer be Mr. Random. See those people behind you? They will be chasing you holding out copies of Twilight for you to sign while carry tote bags with your face all over them. The Internet will have vastly changed landscapes and you will find that you are no longer able to stay any where longer then 20 minutes before the ground around you starts rumbling like a herd of buffalo are heading towards you. Better get some better shoes then those. May I suggest some shiteous Nikes?

Mr. Random Actor dude, you will have roles that require you to be a vampire, a painter with homosexual tendencies, a depressed 20 something, a wizard and a guy who wears a loin cloth. Pretty stellar resume, huh?

But, knowing that all of that requires you to deal with the crazy fans, do you really want all that? Or do you want to just stay random dude? Well, lucky for you, you are able to hop in the time machine this letter came in and chill in my crib, yo! I’m sure that will not eff up the space time continuum at all, so no worries!

Waiting patiently next to where I sent my time machine off,

Amber

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My 2 Cents on the New ‘New Moon Trailer!

Well, in case you’ve lived under a rock the past day, then you have all seen the latest New Moon trailer. You know, the one that was exclusive to Band Slam until Summit realized they couldn’t trick a bunch of grown ass women to go watch a movie full of Disney rejects just to get a little taste of November. Either way, here it is again, for you to enjoy for either the first time or the 1,oooth:

All caught up? Wait, let me give you a minute to pull yourself together. The goosebumps all gone? Good.

Let’s move along, right after the jump. Continue reading


Was Rob the Right Choice for Edward?

I was totally not on the Twilight bandwagon when there was much debate, battle and petitions over who should and should notĀ  play the role of Edward Cullen. That’s probably good that I wasn’t here in Rob - skinny tie (Edwardesque)the world yet, cause all these petitions and cast announcements stress me out. I mean, the Taylor playing Jacob thing really had me on edge until the decision was made. But hey, I’m pretty much able to deal with any casting decision once it’s been made.

Cougar Cathy (also commonly known as Catherine Hardwicke) finally revealed her top 4 guys for the part of Edward Cullen. Honestly, I was kind of surprised at the final four of the race to be Edward Cullen. I definitely think out of these guys, Rob was the right choice, but let’s take a moment to look at the other three and pretend for a moment, just for fun.

jackson-rathboneRunner Up #1 – Jackson Rathbone

I say this as nicely as I can, but Jackson just doesn’t have “it.” He seems like a super nice guy, but I’ve seen him in person and well, I was not impressed. I didn’t see anything that made me think “most beautiful man in the world.” I saw something that was more like “little dude who is the lead in a crazy band that makes my heart sad.” I mean, he did get a pretty good prize for being first runner-up, a spot in the movie as Jasper Cullen! And, really, I can’t see anyone else as Jasper. I really can’t. I think Cougar Cathy made a good choice on moving him over there.

The other 2 runner-ups and a funny Kellan moment, after the jump! Continue reading


Rob is Not a Fan of Twitter!

jfbxThose of you waiting for Rob to get a Twitter account may be waiting a very long time. In a new interview (which it has been a LONG time since we’ve seen) with the Daily Record, Rob admits that he can no longer remember what normal life was like, and Twitter has caused him to make life style changes:

“Because of internet stuff and Twitter, there will be a crowd if you are in a place for more than half an hour.

“I’ve learned never to stay in the same place for more than 20 minutes.”

So, I’ve been on Twitter for awhile now, and I can understand Rob’s concerns. I love Twitter cause I can find out things very quickly. I get news pretty much as soon as it all happens, which makes me a well informed member of society. Okay, if you count Rob and Twilight news as all of society, which it is not. But this statement concerns me and makes me unhappy. Twitter is being used to make someones life more difficult then it has to be.

Reporting news is one thing. Blogs and things like that are fun! Twitter was meant for that. But spotting Rob and then tweeting to the entire galaxy that you’ve seen him and providing his exact coordinates for people to enter into their GPS is just wrong. Let me tell you a little story about my Twicon time in Dallas that I haven’t shared to date…

The Thursday I was in Dallas, the group of girls I was with caught word that Rob was in town. We got it from two pretty reliable sources. Now, Rob was never in Dallas (or if he was, he did some amazing hiding!), but you never saw one tweet from us that we thought he might be there. Why? Because we did not want to cause a mass hysteria if he was there. We figured he’d be hanging out with his boys and would be trying to take a break, not wanting to run from the literally 1,000s of Twilight fans that were in Dallas at the same time.

There is something to be said for keeping things like that to yourself. We, personally, wanted to have our own experience seeing him (if we did, which we didn’t) and did NOT want to share it with anyone else. So maybe all of my readers should join this pact that I made with my Twicon girls. If you see Rob, DO NOT TWEET IT!! Do not mention anything. Let him enjoy and you can make your own personal decision on whether you approach him or not. As hard as it will be, save it all for the next day. Let the world know then if you want, once he is safely somewhere else.

Sorry for the soap box today, but I really feel strongly about this. I do believe that as a celeb you do, unfortunately, liveĀ  much more of an “open book” life then others, but its not fair for us to take advantage of him. Believe it or not, Rob is a person and should be treated as such.

If you feel strongly about this too, then let me know! Disagree? That’s cool, tell me why!


Screw Saturday Morning Cartoons! Give Me Saturday Morning Rob!

It’s Saturday and you know the drill now! I like to start my weekend with lots of Rob, and that means you guys get the best videos from the previous week for you to enjoy over your morning coffee, cereal or leftover slice of pizza. Yum!

This first video is REALLY good. A bit on the sad side, but it has a good mix of old and new Rob.

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For those of you stull jazzed up about the leaked New Moon trailer from yesterday, here is a great fan made one. It gave me goosebumps! It takes the best of all the footage out there and packages it quiet nicely!

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And my final vid for this week (cause honestly, it was all Robsten vids this past week and you guys know I don’t roll that way) is another slow one, but a good compilation of just about every picture of Rob from the TCAs.

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Rob & Comic Book Movies? WTF?

Is this the face of a superhero?

Is this the face of a superhero?

Okay, I’m pretty comic book stupid. If it’s not the obvious ones like Spiderman, Batman or Archie, I have no clue. But seems these days that Rob is getting connected to a lot of new comic books turned to movies, which is odd cause I don’t really picture Rob as a “super hero” type.

But hey, he is one hot dude in Hollywood right now and apparently any mention of his name gets your most likely crappy movie some air play on news sites, blogs, etc. I mean, I wouldn’t care about a movie called Youngblood unless someone didn’t attach Rob’s name to it.

Here is what the director let “slip” to MTV:

“Definitely [Robert Pattinson] from ‘Twilight,’ ” Ratner told MTV News when asked if he had any actors in mind for his upcoming film based on a comic book series about a government-sanctioned team of superheroes. “He just feels like he belongs in that world.”

I have no idea what this whole comic book is even about and rather then do any research like a good blogger would, I’m just going to reference another part of the article that makes me kind of wish Rob would do this movie:

“Ratner promised that the big-screen version of “Youngblood” would also retain some of the mature themes of its source material…”

Hmmm…. I do like the idea of “mature” themes. As much as I love Twilight, it’s a very PG-13 world and I love seeing Rob getting into that R world. Hello, Little Ashes anyone?!?

Okay, while I think some much of this really is free press for new movies that no one really gives a crap about, I do think it’s great that Rob is becoming that person. The person you name drop because it works every time. Like clockwork. I’m happy also because keeping Rob busy and will greatly increase the bottom dollar of theaters everywhere when there is a new Rob movie every 3 months.

What do you think of all this? Do you agree that this is good publicity, or does it upset you that directors use him for extra press?

“Definitely [Robert Pattinson] from ‘Twilight,’ ” Ratner told MTV News when asked if he had any actors in mind for his upcoming film based on a comic book series about a government-sanctioned team of superheroes. “He just feels like he belongs in that world.”

Rob Most Popular in High School? Not Likely…

I love pointless surveys. There is nothing that makes my day better then seeing what people think on issues that really don’t matter. Almost as interesting as seeing what people think on things that really matter…almost.

So when the Celebrity Yearbook List came out, I jumped all over it like a plaid wearing teen on a hot British guy. Rob was voted Best Smile (awwwwww!) and Best Hair (DUH!), but was got me was the vote for Most Popular, and while he is the most popular celebrity guy out there right now, I have to think if this was really high school that he would not win that award. Rob seems a little too bad ass to win some “cheerleader dating, quarterback award” like Most Popular.

No, no… here is my list of high school awards that Rob would have been better suited for:

Yes, I can afford to pay the extra baggage fee.

Yes, I can afford to pay the extra baggage fee.

Most Likely to Be a Hobo

C’mon, with Rob’s obsession with 2nd hand clothing, shiteous Nikes and his ability to single handedly bring back the grunge of the ’90s, this boy is destined to blend in with those crazy dudes on the streets who talk to themselves. At least he’ll have better hair.

Seems I may be a little late this month...

Seems I may be a little late this month...

Most Likely to Be a Baby Daddy

Uh, with looks like these that could impregnate any fertile woman should she look to close. ‘Nuf said. I’m surprised no one has come forward to put some claim on child support.

No, I did not piss behind that dumpster, officer.

No, I did not piss behind that dumpster, officer.

Most Likely to Get Trashed and Piss in a Public Drinking Fountain

Yeah, I can definitely see this still happening. We haven’t seen as much drunk Rob lately, but he is due for to be caught in public with his pants literally down. Just be careful Rob. In some states, being a drunk ass and pissing in public can get you categorized as a sex offender. Although, you offend me everyday that you don’t have sex with me, so this may be a good title for you.

What do you all think? What other awards could Rob win if we are voting for high school yearbook awards?


Petition for ShagDaddy to FINISH Breaking Dawn!

For a man that blew through the Twilight Saga, for the most part, I cannot believe that my husband, TheShagDaddy, had NOT finished Breaking Dawn. Granted, for most of us, it was not the best book in the series and we hated to see it all end, but we still read it. And still relatively quickly.

Maybe it’s my fault for introducing him to Twitter, but hey, I’m still able to read and tweet. I’ve read a good part of the Sookie Stackhouse series and I’ve even restarted Twilight. Eventually, I’m going to catch back up to him, and for that ShagDaddy, you should be embarrassed.

Since we have been in petition signing moods lately, MsJBell had the great idea for us to start a petition for TheShagDaddy to finish Breaking Dawn. And here it is:

SIGN IT!!! I need 1,000 signatures!!

Click to SIGN IT!!! I need 1,000 signatures!!

Yep, this is a legit petition!! Sign it and let’s show my hubby that he best get on this and get it done! Here is the petition statement:

This petition is a humble request from the readers of Rob My World to our resident Twi-dude, asking him to finish Breaking Dawn. We are tired of you claiming Twitter as an excuse. It is not.

In addition to our request for you to finish Breaking Dawn, we would like you to continue your blogging on Rob My World. A month between blogs is just unacceptable.

In Rob’s Name We Sign…

Not many wives would do this for their hubbies. If you are reading this and wondering why TheShagDaddy, it’s cause I love you. Not as much as Rob, but pretty damn close!


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