Peter got me thinking with one of his most recent tweets:
First of all, Peter, you really know the right words to say to get followers! Kudos to you! But this got me to thinking, what if Rob did tweet something? What the hell would he say?
hi. this is Rob. please don’t hurt me. i am fragile.
Rob here. please tell Peter I don’t want any part of the hot yoga.
And then I took it to another level. What if Rob just had a Twitter in general? What kookie things would we see from him on a daily basis? Well, I went to my Twitter followers and asked them what they thought Rob would tweet if he were on Twitter.
Read Rob’s tweets, right after the jump!
I'm tweeting who's twitter?!?
“I don’t recognize this dumpster.”
“I’m reading War & Peace for the 6th time. Kristen is here with Nikki & they’ve been reciting lines from Clueless all night. Ugh.”
“wtf, im out of hot pockets! where did i put the damn coke, oh so thirsty…”
Let’s help this guy. He needs to be a trending topic. #theshagdaddy
Someone tell me how to block Catherine! She keeps sending me #drunktweets.
@_vixb please follow me so I can DM you
@michaelarangano look I’m #kristenstewart
“Oops, I accidentally Twittered myself guys..*giggle* That sounds dirty!”
And what I personally think is most likely to happen if Rob joined Twitter…
He wouldn’t say anything. I don’t think he would understand the whole 140 character limit. He would confuse him lots>> then he would just get frustrated and give up.
Since I am really curious about what Rob would say, be sure that you are following Peter. Yeah, we may get the freakin’ puppy instead of Rob, but it’s a chance I am willing to take!
It’s quite apparent that great minds think alike!! JAG over at Random Acts of Rob has some thoughts on Rob and Twitter and all the fakers!! Read it right here!
September 7th, 2009 at 12:36 am
I sure hope he gets there fast. Been thinking I need to make some more twitter accounts to help him out.
Yeah, I see Rob getting all flustered on there, not knowing what to do and taking even longer than Sam to learn how to @ reply, lol
September 7th, 2009 at 1:57 am
Mine made it!! I feel like a cewebrity!! Poor Rob is most def a technotard. I wonder who showed him how to operate the iPhone?
September 7th, 2009 at 2:50 am
Errr… didn’t Rob say he hates Twitter? Huh, was this post retoric?
September 7th, 2009 at 4:08 am
Rob has never said he hates Twitter. Only that because of Twitter he has even less privacy because people can broadcast his location so quickly via twitter.
If he was on it, he’d probably be as banal as almost every other celeb so it’s best he stays off twitter and that way we can continue to fantasise that he’d be funny and cute if he did tweet.
September 7th, 2009 at 8:43 am
If Rob does the shout out via PFach, I think Twitter will crash lol. Actually, scratch that… I think the internet as a whole will crash LOL… But all kidding aside, I’m curious to see if he actually does tweet and what will he say. Probably something like “Hi fans, its Rob on PFach’s twitter, thanks for following him, you guys are amazing”. I’d be surprised if it was anything more than that. And there will DEFO be a frenzy after, guaranteed.
Or he’ll decline and we’ll get the puppy pawprint. Uggg…. shoot me now.. lol
September 7th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Poor puppy. I’m really starting to feel sorry for poor little Taylor. Hopefully he doesn’t know people call him puppy.
I have the feeling we’ll be more likely to get puppy than we will Rob. Rob will probably look at that and run the other way.
If we DO get Rob, I think it would be something like:
Er, hi. Rob here. Er, ……..hi.
I really think he’d just giggle trying to come up with something and not ever know what to say. Maybe a shoutout to Sam or something.
September 7th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Hi. It’s Rob. What?
September 7th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Yes I think we will get Puppy response as twitter wud prob frighten Rp.
Just like me!!! Ha ha!
IF it did happen It would be perfectly punctuated and spelt (one wud hope, from such a fantastic London school education) – unlike me I might add!! And very polite ” thankyou all for your incredible support ” type of thing!
Very english and proper!
September 7th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Question: everyone knows Rob does not have a twitter but what about facebook?
September 7th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Nope. Rob has no official social media sites. Everything you see out there is either a faker or run by fans.