I’ve seen it a lot lately. Of course, we are all full-blown Robsessed so there is no question in our mind that Rob is the hottest thing out there. But, there are those other women. You know, the ones who don’t get it. The ones who say things like, “I guess he’s okay looking” or “I just don’t get it. His hair looks dirty.” (@PokerStarlight knows what I am talking about! This blog is for your co-worker!)
Well, I now give you a place you can bring them to in on the obsession. Where they can enjoy the sight that is…Robert Pattinson. Enjoy!
10. I wouldn't be surprised if you see a couple more Cannes in my top 10. That was a good week. But this picture just shows the perfect profile, the lickable jaw line, the hand porn.... *dies*
Check the rest of the Top 10, after the pesky jump!
9. Rob... soaking wet. And the way he is pulling that shirt, like he's about to rip it off and then take me right here, right now. I mean take you, no no, take me was right. Geez, now I am wet, too. Oh, and yes, that is a hint of nipple.
8. Remember Me was a time of daily, no no, hourly new Rob pics. To the point where people began losing interest. But then, we got this little gem. It is still doing things for me. Even right now, as I type this all I see is that smirk, the hand strategically placed, the bicep.... *blacks out*
7. What kind of Top 10 list would this be without a "B" side pic? It would be a crappy one, that's what it would be. Those jeans just fit so right, and the neck. Geez, I want to lick that neck. I don't know where Rob is headed, but I am right behind him.
6. *sigh* The GQ shoot. Probably one of my fave shoots and this is my FAVORITE of the shoot. Some people call him Sad Rob here. I call him underwear Rob. Cause honestly, there is nothing hotter then a man in a plain white cotton tee. It's practically underwear, which just leads me to think of what he is wearing below the camera shot, which in my mind is nothing!
5. You may be wondering why I choose this picture. It's the legs. The long, long legs. I've said this before and I'll say it again... these legs make me want to see if we can make a Rob/Amber pretzel cause, well, that's what 2 long-legged people would do. That's right Rob, I got long legs too. Does that do anything for ya?
4. ALL OF THE PICTURES FROM THIS SHOOT! Cause hawt DAMN! Every shot was pure gold and made me all kinds of warm and fuzzy. I don't know if it was because this broke a drought in Rob photoshoots, but this one is my favorite behind the Mark Segal pics (which I can't post cause I don't want a cease & desist).
3. Told you there would be another Cannes shot! This one I love cause it is so 007 with the glasses and the tux. Looks like once he stops smiling he is going to have to dive aorund the corner, shoot a bad guy, then carry me safely away as some bomb goes off in the background! Yes, I draw all of that from this photo. And trust me, this little fantasy is a hot one!
2. Oh. GAWD. Rome Rob and that thumb. I have dreams about that thumb, and that mouth, and all the dirty things I want to do. With this picture, I seriously have issues concentrating. I just...and then there was... oh crap, better move on to #1.
MY #1 ROB PICTURE EVER!!! I know people will disagree with me, but this is by and far my favorite Rob picture. The hair...perfection. The fave...gorgeous, of course. Still has the hand porn. I love the jacket. This one just makes me think of that imperfect Rob who is still some how so VERY perfect. The eyes draw me in and I can't even breathe, so I better stop typing before I pass out...
Alright ladies, now it’s time to disagree with me! This is going to be my favorite part because if you think I missed a picture (and I KNOW I did) then you have to post it in the comments and tell me why you love it. Remember, the Mark Segal photoshoot is off limits (cause honestly, that would have been at least 2 of my top 10 if I could use them) so don’t post those.
Get your pervy little hard drives ready. Set? GO!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 1:17 am
the photoshoot on the number 4 where can I find those pictures! I’ve looked everywhere for them and I can’t find them!!!! please send me a link or the pictures… pretty pleaseeee with cherrys on top! I love this article by the way!
September 25th, 2009 at 1:17 am
OMG it is sooooo funny!!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 1:56 am
amber thank you fisrtly last night on facebook got completely slapped down for saying i think rob is sexy,gorgeous and i want him,apparently i was told he is ugly,smelly and i only like him cos he is edward.(erm i think i can tell the difference between rob and edward thank you i’m not 5).now i can direct the nay sayers to your blog and show them why i love rob(by love i mean want with a passion)
the only thing i would change on your list of pics is the number one i’m sorry but i look at those pics and i get bad 1980′s flashbacks
my number one pic would have to be from the GQ shoot but its this one http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5500000/Rob-GQ-Photoshoot-robert-pattinson-5570898-400-400.jpg i look at it and lose my train of thought i become incoherent and i quite frankly forget i have been married for 14 years cos all i want is rob. sigh
September 25th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Yeah, not everyone is down with the Empire shoot, but I love it for reasons I can’t even explain! Yum!
And GQ was one of the all time best shoots! I loved bedroom eyes Rob, too. That look like he just woke up next to you…
September 26th, 2009 at 2:03 am
I’m 150% with you on that Empire photo!! One of my faves!! They eyebrow kills me. I.AM.DIED!!
September 25th, 2009 at 2:24 am
hi amber – love your choices – it’s sooooooo difficult to choose only 10 out of the zillion gorgeous pictures of rob…. anyways, this one here just gets me all dreamy…. the mouth…. the lips… gaaah
http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab14/gigileo/hollywood2.jpg
September 25th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Oh, dreamy Rob super sized! I may or may not have licked my screen…
September 25th, 2009 at 4:32 am
Absolutely agree with last post. The GQ bedroom eyes shot is my favourite too!
Thumb shot is also up there as a favourite.
Been married 7 and a half years and I just want Rob also….
September 25th, 2009 at 6:22 am
Hi Amber, 1st time on your blog and lovin it. Follow you on twitter which led me to here today. great pix, right clicked them all. my smutty hard drive is in the beginning stages but looking better!
wet Rob or thumb one is my fave…..can’t decide which….. maybe I will go back and look at them again and again and again. while I’ve seen them before they are delicious. excellent choices for all!
Thanks!!
September 25th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Amber, I’m SOOO with you on every single one of those shots. I love how you have your twitter background in there, too.
I’m a bit surprised not to see shirtless Robward in this list–when I laid my eyes on that one, I lost it. *poof* That was the turning point for one of my nay-sayer friends. SOME girls just have to appreciate all of Rob to be convinced, not that there’s anything wrong with that!
September 25th, 2009 at 8:44 am
I left the Edward pictures out cause I want people to truly appreciate Rob’s hotness! Althought, the shirtless Robward pictures are quite nice…
September 25th, 2009 at 8:15 am
Just realized one more I’d add. The “This is Foreplay” picture…It still does things for me.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/qtjojo/3165598252/
September 25th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Oh yes, I DO love the Sex Drive pictures. Yowza!!
September 25th, 2009 at 9:13 am
oh the sex drive pics i have a pig poster from the sex drive prem in my kitchen my lovely hubby got it for me he thought it may encourage me to spend more time in the kitchen which it has just not doing the cleaning like he hoped instead i spend ages just gazing at rob.lol
my kitchen http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv249/sassy28_2009/DSCF0830.jpg
September 25th, 2009 at 8:54 am
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September 25th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Wow! Just Wow!!! Greattttttt analysis… haha
September 25th, 2009 at 9:40 am
Oh Amber. How I love you today. I truly don’t understand how other women don’t think he’s hot.
Your #1 is my #2. I love that shot. The eyebrow just slays me.
My personal #1 is not a shot that is appreciated by everyone and that’s ok. It just does…things…to me. lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/pangeforprez/Robert_Pattinson_Smoking.jpg
However, I’m finding a love for happy adorkable Rob lately.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/pangeforprez/0001h5fh-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/pangeforprez/0001the1.jpg
What can I say? The man makes me swoon.
September 25th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Holy geez!! I LOVE the adorkable Rob!!! I almost used a pic from that shoot, but didn’t! I am SOOOO happy you posted these!! *hugs*
September 25th, 2009 at 9:44 am
I love your choices, but I have one complaint – I do NOT want to convert anyone else to the rob-side, because that just adds one more crazy bitch I’ll have to fight off to get my hands on him.
That said, my favorite pic is the one from GQ with the white shirt and the skinny black tie (that is also the “official” BB picture for the Office). I would happily take “dick-tation” from that boss.
http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/gq_outtake1_jpg_595.jpg
September 25th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Yes!!! I do love this one!!
I need to read the Office. I know, hard to believe I haven’t yet. Someone should link me up… *waits patiently*
September 25th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Of all people – you have not read Beautiful Bastard aka The Office? I’ve got a few extra white binders that were surplussed sitting empty and just waiting to be filled. Do I need to help a sista out here? I could walk over at lunch!
September 25th, 2009 at 10:06 am
LMAO!! I know, right? I kept getting sidetracked on other FFs and now that KStew411 is doing recs, I tend to read hers first (cause we have the same taste!).
If I was here today at lunch, I’d say do it! But sadly I have plans. I’ll have to settle for a link and then put it in one of my thrift store binders.
September 25th, 2009 at 10:27 am
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4871509/1/ You might not want to read that at “The Office” unless The Shag Daddy is available to come in for a quickie. Srsly.
September 25th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Amber… you are not the only one that has not read The Office yet… I have it saved to my favorites for future reading, but just haven’t gotten around to it yet
September 25th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Must. Stop. Panting. And the drool on my office floor isn’t helping things either. Seriously, of those selected the Cannes microphone profile and the Rome thumb profile cause my body to react in such a way that I want to do things that are likely illegal in, well, hell, at least my state. Really, my only word is, guh…
I mean, anytime Rob holds a microphone I just imagine…oh god, nevermind….(insert very dirty thoughts here)…I am at work, people. And to think he likely has a hoodie – yes, well, this pervy middle-aged Rob-blog lurker just wants to…. (and for those who’ve never experienced hoodie love, let me just say it takes things to a whole other level. Srsly.)
But, I digress….
The only thing we didn’t see was a really scruffy Rob, who I find terribly endearing, not to mention the thoughts that arise when thinking about what those whiskers would feel like….
Damnit, Amber, do I need to go home sick now? I’m getting feverish, or is it a hot flash? I wonder what I would say on the Sick Leave form:
Having a Rob Flash: high fever, chills, interminible tingling in limbs and other places. Must leave now to take care of myself.
September 25th, 2009 at 9:51 am
You are KILLING ME!!! I need to make a pre-filled out form that we can just leave on our bosses’ desks on days like today.
“Sorry. I came down with the Robsession. Will try to recover and be back Monday.”
September 26th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Yeah, you two made me snort-laugh with this one!
September 25th, 2009 at 9:45 am
totally agree with all your shots, but
can’t forget the classic shoot — http://i36.tinypic.com/2lkfjnn.jpg love the hands.
also — http://i38.tinypic.com/1z3x82d.jpg
don’t know why, but it gets me every time.
September 25th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Oh no, that shot is classic!! I really like that shoot also. In case you guys can’t tell, there aren’t many shoots I don’t like. Actually, I don’t think there are any!
September 25th, 2009 at 9:54 am
What a difficult decision! I’m still not sure but I’ll go with this as my favorite today: http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/abinar/FaveRobs/crepus_conf_japan_0581.jpg
I think it’s mostly because of the relaxed thoughtful look on his face, but of course there’s the hair, the scruff, the neck, the lips, the eyes…
September 25th, 2009 at 9:55 am
OMG!!! Japan Rob!!! *died*
I can’t believe I missed that!!! Well, we you have literally hundreds of pics on your hard drive, I’m sure you can all forgive me…
September 25th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Your post got me to make a new folder with just my favorites because it was taking forever to go through all of them. I kept getting distracted *ahem* and then I would have to go back and start again. I *could* organize them I suppose. You know, Japan Rob, Oscar Rob, Remember Me, RobQ, etc., but that might mean I was obsessed or something.
September 25th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Yeah. Folders. Pssh. Who would do that? Just crazy. *looks around nervously*
Whatever. Raise your hand if your Rob pics are better organized then your family pics. *raises hand very high*
September 25th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
*raises hand*
Im not ashamed either lol.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Okay, this one does strange things to me. Strange good things.
Here is an email I got from a coworker today:
“So, I watched the VMA re-run last night. Lautner got all the screams from the fans. Pattinson got like, some “yays”… lol. There’s just something about Americans and our dark-skinned muscular men (as opposed to the anorexic white boys who can’t speak very well). I noticed that about Robert, he has a speech impediment. It’s funny. I’ve noticed it before. He has to literally make himself talk slowly so its less noticeable. I honestly think he might be a little slow…All in all, he seems nice enough. Lol. I totally dissed your man!”
GASP! I seriously got mad. I calmed myself, and replied:
“#1. He was drunk at the VMA’s (if you watched any other interviews, he speaks very well actually)
#2 He’s British…it’s not his fault if stupid ass American’s can’t understand him.
#3. Taycub is Jailbait. No thank you.
#4. Don’t diss my man. It pisses me off.
It’s obvious you are going to be “Team Jacob”. Good. More Pattinson for me.”
Bitch.
I hate her now.
Kidding…..sorta
September 25th, 2009 at 10:13 am
#8 gives me heart palputations.
September 25th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Oh my god! *DIES*
All these photos, just ahhh… *dirty thoughts*
To be honest, I really cannot pick one, don’t know how you made that list!
My fav’s from your list: #10 and #7
And #1… and… oh, THEM ALL!
September 25th, 2009 at 10:48 am
I’m a RAoR girl and dip into your blog occasionally (and always enjoy) but have never commented before. Love your Top 10, which is pretty similar to mine, but I would have to add in a little InStyle …
http://twitpic.com/egg7p (my own personal BB)
and from Rome (oh, those eyes!!!)
http://twitpic.com/bwsr0
September 25th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Family pics? Who has family pics? Oh, you mean pictures of those people who I hang around with at Christmas? Um, well the only photo file I have is all ROB. I’ve got the file backed up on a zip and external thumb drive. Plus, it’s on my desktop and laptop. I’m not taking any chances with my little cach of salty goodness.
September 25th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
That’s my number one Rob pic too!!! Dear Lord it’s too sexy for words.
M
September 25th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
This is why me and you are like THIS!!
Man, this post must be the shit if you commented.
September 25th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Love your top 10 and totally agree with all of them!
Can’t even believe you were able to narrow it down to 10 because, other than those creepy modelling shots when he was 12 and some of those questionable manips, every picture of Rob does things to me.
Here’s one that I’d add because it totally owns me lately…
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/3-31.jpg
September 25th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Nope,….missing something….my fav. You know the ones.
September 25th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I love this blog because it makes me feel I’m not alone in this obsession. I love all your pic, but the new pictures from the new moon set are now my desktop background. the picture quality is fantastic. My heart stops everytime I open my laptop.
http://www.twilightpoison.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=79060&fullsize=1
http://www.twilightpoison.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=79061&fullsize=1
http://www.twilightpoison.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=740&pos=30
September 25th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Well Amber this is why I love your blog!! You are the Best! THX
Oh and #2 I my heart stopped for just a second
September 25th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
It’s not even possible to make a coherent decision, Amber! #5 for me, followed extremely closely by any of the Rome Rob shots.
But all of them are delicious!!