Searching Rob’s Name CAN Be Entertaining!

What? You're googling me? That sounds kind of hot...and dirty.

It’s funny what you find when it’s late at night and you are desperately searching for something, anything to blog about. When I get desperate, I always go to my trusty engines and start searching fiercely. That’s when I started noticing some things that made me giggle.

It appears that people use search engines in ways I can’t even imagine. I’m guessing they assume that Google is either an oracle of some sort, or perhaps will make stalking Rob really that easy.

Here are some of the things I noticed while searching around. I think they’ll make you laugh!

Shocker. Your name will not be the first listing, and hitting the “I’m feeling lucky” option will not pull a picture of you up. It will be a picture of me. Deal with it.

Really? Really?!? You think it’ll be THAT easy to get Rob’s phone number. *shakes head* It’s not even that easy to get Sam’s number…

I ask this question every day. To myself though, not to Google. Only crazy people ask Google. But hey, I can understand. With pictures like these, I can’t blame people for losing it. No worries though, Yahoo! Answers had the perfect answer:

Case closed!

Wow. I can actually bid on Rob on eBay. Suh-weet!! What do you think that starting bid is? *lifts up couch cushions* And apparently there is a large selection, so we all don’t have to share. Woo hoo!