I keep my eye out on Youtube, and every Saturday I bring you the “best of the best” videos from Youtube for the past week. Some are hot, some are funny, but most importantly, they all have Rob!
Enjoy!
Robert Pattinson needs a disguise
I’ll be honest. This is a bit lame, but if you can hang in there till they reveal Rob’s new disguise, I think you will laugh. I did, pretty hard too!
It gets much hotter in here, right after the jump! Continue reading
Wow. I’ve posted to this blog 200 times (well, 194 times for me and 6 for TheShagDaddy). Ridiculous. I can’t even believe I have enough to say to get to 200 posts, or that enough of you care what I say to stick around this joint!
I was trying to think of something fun to commemorate my big milestone, and all I could think of was pic spamming the hell out of you guys with a video that has exactly 200 pictures of Rob! Weird, 200 pictures and my problem was actually too many pictures versus not enough. And if you think it is easy to cut out pictures of Rob, you are SO wrong!
I really had fun making this video (mainly cause it meant looking at 200 pictures of Rob), so I hope you like it!
Much love to all of my ladies!! Here’s hoping for many, MANY more posts!
These drinks are all Rob approved!
What a crazy week, and it’s not even over yet. We got drunk Rob, a picture of Mrs. Robert Pattinson in the flesh *shudders* and tweenies taking over comments. I think I need a drink. How about you? Oh, but what are we going to drink?
I have the perfect solution…
How about a Tequila Twilight?
Ingredients
1 part Tequila
2 parts Cranberry Juice
1 shot Grape JuiceDirections
Fill the glass 1/3 full of tequila and then the rest with the cranberry juice, leaving enough room for the shot of grape juice.
The perfect drink to sip when you are trying to figure out why the cute guy you are crushing on seems to be bipolar.
More delicious Twilight Saga related drinks, right after the jump! Continue reading
Warning, Warning! DO NOT STRIKE UP ROB CONVO WITH THIS WOMAN!
Everyone needs a friend in this world of Robsession/Twilight Disorder. But you can’t just approach the crazies wearing the “Mrs. Robert Pattinson” shirts and make buddies. You need people like yourself,
the hardcore crazy fan who is perfectly sane on the outside.
Last week, we went through some tips and tricks to keep all the crazy contained, but no matter what you do, you are going to drop hints. But that’s okay. The only way we are going to find the normal fans is to know what to pick up on. So, I give you, my tips and tricks for spotting the closet/casual Rob-Twilight fans.
1. Look for the Bella saints bracelet.
No one just buys these bracelets. Yes, they are super cute and I love mine, but it also like a small bat signal to other Twilight fans. You see one, you look 
at that person, you nod once they acknowledge yours, then you move along. I’ve seen them in several places, including even on the wrist of the girl cutting my son’s hair. Need a new partner in Twi-crime? This person may be the real deal.
2. Go to a Sunday 10:30 a.m. showing of New Moon.
Every woman there is a closet fan, showing up at the time least likely to be filled with tweenies. But not only that, Sunday morning matinees are also least likely to have anyone else in the theatre for other movies. This “safe time” at your local theatre is the best time to scope out the “casual fans.”
3. Look for the “eye flicker” in Borders (or any other local book store!)
What is the “eye flicker”? Any time even the most casual or closet fan goes into a book store, they cannot help but scope out the table full of Rob & Twilight gear. But they don’t always run over there and start pawing over everything. No, they approach it like some kind of timid kitten. Slowly, they go to another table in eye sight and then you see it. The “eye flicker”, right over to that table. Yep, that’s one of the closet ones. She probably comments over at Random Acts of Rob every day!
4. Anytime the words “unicorn” or “kitty” are mentioned, giggles ensue!
This is mainly for the fan fiction ladies, but we all know that any good, respectful non-crazy Twi fan has most likely dabbled in the world of fan fiction. I won’t share why the words are giggle inducing because it will not be fair if you have not read these stories, but I also know that almost everyone has read these two! Try working these words into a sentence in a room full of women and see what happens!
What other tips and tricks do you have for spotting the “casual” fan?
We watched the MTV Video Music Awards. We held our breath every time Rob was mentioned and waited for the camera pan that would never come. It was a disappointing night overall, until we finally got this…
(FYI: This may get pulled. If so, I’m sorry. I tried.)
Now go back and rewatch that and listen closely to Rob. Me thinks someone had a couple of drinks before he walked on the stage. Cause if that ain’t a bit of a slur, then I don’t know what it is. I missed it the first time. I got caught up in the drunk “eff me” eyes that called my name.
Now, why, oh why would Rob get on that stage drunk? Let me share my theories:
What do you all think? Did Rob have a couple to settle the nerves before he got on stage? And who loves Drunk Rob the most?!?
You can only live tweet with me if you follow me. Rob thanks you for it!
Who loves live tweeting? I LOVE live tweeting!
We’ve done it many a time. The Robscars. The Twilight Movie Awards. Even the Teen Choice Awards. And now I will do it again. Tonight. For the MTV Music Video Awards!
Why? Because MTV has learned and learned well that Twilight and Rob Pattinson bring the fans. Just ask how their ratings were for the MTV Movie Awards. Big increase over last year, huh? You think that was just pure coincidence? Not likely.
So, what part will the Twilight world play in a show that is completely centered around music videos? Well, it starts before the show when Miss Ashley Greene hosts the red carpet outside. Then we jump into the show where, at some point in time, Rob, KStew and TayTay roll in and bring some NEW New Moon footage. And the rumor is…this is not the same as what has been leaked!
I hope you all will join me tonight on Twitter, following me @AmberRMW and squee right along with me, try to spot Rob in ever pan of the crowd and then talk smack about all the rest of the crap the show will consist of! Won’t you join us?!?
For more on what the VMAs are all about, check their site!
If you plan on joining the tweeting, comment with your Twitter name so peeps can find you tomorrow night!!
They should make you happy, too! You get the drill by now. I go and do a little search on Youtube and find the best videos uploaded throughout he previous week. Hopefully they are all new to you! Enjoy!
Robert Pattinson – What are you doing with that surfboard, Rob?
I personally found Teen Choice Awards Rob to be insanely hot. This video will show you why! Those fingers, the awkwardness of the surf board…HAWT!
More video goodness, after the jump! Continue reading
Look! It's that guy! What's his name? Ron Patterson?!?
Yesterday, my girl over at Random Acts of Rob did a post about confessions of a Rob blogger, which was just brill for sure! So much of the confessions fit me perfectly, but then it got me thinking about how under wraps I am with my obsession for both Rob and Twilight. This isn’t really confession time so much as tips for all of your Robsessed/Twiobsessed people to appear more like “casual” fans, rather than the raving lunatics we are most days!
1. Post the new movie trailers on Facebook 3 days after the come out.
If you posted the New Moon trailer 5 minutes after MTV showed it, you really gave away all your cards. Do like I did. Wait a week, then post it! My mom (who has not read the books but has seen the movie) was like, “Oh wow. I really want to see this.” Perfect! She has no idea that I watched that trailer about 854 times before I posted it and I was strategically placing it on my Facebook page so she would want to see the movie with me (which I will most likely have already seen 2-3 times before!).
2. Don’t talk about Remember Me or any other Rob movie AT ALL until the official trailer comes out!
Most movies don’t have that kind of pap coverage Remember Me had and the fact that you’ve seen every picture and may have already read the script before most people even know the movie exists is a dead giveaway. It’s like playing a game of poker with your cards facing out. Oh, and when the trailer does come out, be sure to say that it has the “guy from Twilight” in it, not “It’s starring Robert Thomas Pattinson, born May 13, 1986 in London, etc. etc. etc.” If you start spouting off Wikipedia on Rob, they are going to know!
More tips, after the jump! Continue reading
MUSIC!! Yeah, that’s what I am wheeling and dealing today, cause let’s face it, music is a huge part of Rob’s world, the Twilight world and my world, too, and so many things went down yesterday that I thought it might be best to just do one big hodge podge post to make sure none of you missed anything!
First off… a NEW Rob site dedicated to the music of Rob!!
MyRobertPattinson.com has been in the works for awhile and you so need to check it out! If you love Rob’s music (and I know you all do!), then you need to bookmark this site cause it is the bomb diggity! My favorite part…the Rob Radio!! Go and give the new site some love and keep your eye on it cause I think we will see some big things in the future for it!
And unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that Death Cab for Cutie has been announced as one of the lead tracks on the upcoming New Moon Soundtrack with the song Meet Me at the Equinox. Want a little taste? Here you go!
I don’t know if this will be my fave song on the album, but it’s hard to judge with such a small snippet. Have you got your album all pre-ordered? No. Well, get on it! Order the Twilight: New Moon Soundtrack
And even more news! Okay, this isn’t really news yet, but see that little button up there? Right to the left? Yeah, that will take you to the Shack of Soul website, a site dedicated to Sam, Bobby and Marcus and guess who is one of the admin?!? Yours truly! We’ve been having a lot of fun over there the past few weeks, but I have a feeling the fun is just beginning and you don’t want to miss it! Since you are already following me on Twitter @AmberRMW, then get on there and follow my other blog @ShackofSoul and keep up-to-date with all the best news on some very talented musicians!
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Why Does the Media Think All Rob Fans Are 13?
I’m traipsing around the internet, trying to find something really yummy about Rob to give me a great blog topic. I got nothing, but during all of this I started reading comments to these horrible gossip
Hi. I'm Rob. Please stay at least 50 feet away from me.
stories. I’m pretty sure I’ve discovered exactly why all the media thinks the Rob fans are tweenies. It’s because they are the only ones that comment on their stories.
Here are some of the best ones I found over the past couple days:
OK! Magazines Hottest 25 Under 25
So he is so ugly, but maybe a little sexy? What? Make up your damn mind cause you can’t be both. Oh and by the way, having toe thumbs does not make you perfect.
Like, when you like type out like your comments and junk, could you like not like use the word like every other like word. Kthanxbai!
More after the jump! Beware your IQ may drop the more you read! Continue reading
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