Monthly Archives: November 2009

Getting Ready for the Holiday Drought

It’s coming. I knew it would come. I went through it last year and I know how painfully hard the days can be. Time to get your things together and have your emergency kits ready to go, cause it is just about time for things to slow waaaaaay down.

What do you need?

1. ALL the Vanity Fair pics, saved safe and sound on your hard drive for super easy access. Or, even better, send those things off and get a Photobook made! I can’t think of a better gift for your self this holiday season (and potential draught).

C'mon ladies! Need some ideas for the text!!

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Saturday Video Explosion!

It’s Saturday which mean its time for the ol’ video post. Although with everything going on the past few weeks, I can’t even remember the last time I did a video post, so I have some pretty good ones for you. And, this week, not all of them are gonna be Rob-related, mainly because I found a couple parody videos that I have to share cause they will make you belly roll laugh! Or ROFL, as we say in may house. (Yes, we talk in Internet/Twitter speak even when we are not on the computer. Using hashtags in real life is so full of win!)

Guillermo Dubs Twilight for Latin Fans

No Rob here, but seriously, I dare you to watch this and not laugh. TheShagDaddy and I have been quoting his damn thing for the past week and it is NOT getting old!

More videos, after the jump…

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Amber is away from the blog right now, if you’ll leave a name and a number…

I type this message to you all in this weird state that includes eating too much turkey and pies, drinking a couple of beers and playing a wee too much Guitar Hero. Amber is super tired and feeling like I’ve been wrung out and hung to dry.

I’ve also spent the entire day avoiding discussion of Twilight, New Moon, Brit boys and Twitter. Really hard to do, but this secret is best kept on the inside.

Gah, I’m blabbing. It’s obvious I have no point other then to say that I am sleeping in and not partaking in the craziness AKA Black Friday currently going on. I’m going to enjoy this day off and so should you! I will be back with the normal Saturday video post tomorrow. I PROMISE!

In the mean time, enjoy some more Remember Me Rob, cause really, does this ever get old?


Mmm… You ALL Know What I Am Thankful For, Right?

Wow, it’s getting close to that one year mark. One year from the time I first picked up that book that would completely change my life, and I am thankful for that! But there is so much more that I am thankful for, and I think many of you can agree on the same things…

I am thankful for white undershirts.

And possibly more importantly, thankful for the person that decided that is was a good idea to wear them with no shirt over. Yowza!  Then add this very crucial ingredient to Rob and ::died::.

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Vanity Fair Saves the Rob Lust!

I have to admit, the past few days have been hard. This kind of happens to me sometimes. Especially when this Sam guy comes strolling around and being all swoony pants, like he did this weekend. Damn him. Even the 1.3 seconds he mentioned Rob (not by me bringing it up, mind you), I was all about Sam. But you know what, this is a Rob blog dammit.

So guess who came in and saved the day for you all of my lovely Rob-Hards? That’s right, more outtakes from the BEST photo shoot ever… Vanity Fair. If you are ever in a Rob slump, I swear these pictures are the best way to break out it. Get read to be died…

If this is what Rob looks like sleeping, I doubt he'd ever get sleep in my bed. Just sayin'.

Um, sweetie? Gonna need you to go ahead and uncover the sex hair. It's DYING to be free!

Srsly, will the Rob in a meadow fantasies never end? No? Good....

Apparently corn-on-the-dob turns me on. Please don't let there be any at Thanksgiving! Mental note: Bring extra panties!

And here are the rest for you “personal” enjoyment! Be sure to take lots of deep breathes while looking. Don’t need anyone at the hospital!


An actual book review from #411

I don’t know about you guys, but I read a lot during the holidays. All these days off work, gotta have something to do. Doesn’t hurt that my brother has taken to giving me a bag ’o books for Christmasevery year, either. So heading into the holidays, I thought I would put down some actual books I have read lately which I loved. My favorite book this year was World War Z, and if you take it seriously, you will be all set for the zombie apocalypse. I’d also recommend A Fraction of the Whole by Steve Toltz, a fantastic book from an Australian author. David Sedaris’s When You Are Engulfed in Flames is pure WIN, and I super-enjoyed Michael Ian Black’s My Custom Van. Around this time of year I usually revisit Melville’s Bartleby the Scrivener and Joyce’s The Dead. I only just finished Spenser’s The Faerie Queene, which is a doorstop of a book and nearly unbearable. Don’t read that one. I un-recommend it. But if you want to know what I’m reading right now, and what I will be reading throughout the end of the year, you have to look under my bed. No, it’s not porn. I keep these books under the bed to read before I go to sleep or easily grab first thing in the morning if I want to carry one with me that day. I’m talking about Georgette Heyer. She wrote during the early-to-mid part of the twentieth century and is most famous for her Regency romances. Oh stop laughing at me—Heyer is more Austen than Quinn. Her historical detail is flawless, her dialogue sparkling, and her heroines sharp, witty, and funny. I like these books around the holidays because they’re generally easy, quick reads with happy endings and guaranteed laugh-out-loud moments. I have a “bummer-free holiday” rule, and Heyer has always been my go-to reading source this time of year. I’d recommend you start with Arabella (think Pride & Prejudice), and then move on to either Venetia or Frederica. My personal favorites also include The Nonesuch and These Old Shades. If you’re looking for light and fun reading that isn’t completely brain-dead, give Heyer a shot. You won’t regret it. On to the fanfic.

Tropic of Virgo” by In.a.blue.bathrobe

Seriously, why did it take me so long to review this fic? I love this story! I’ve read it probably half a dozen times. This is my favorite fic featuring the Cullens in a band, and it’s my all-time second favorite high school fic, second only to “Wide Awake” (which is like saying I like ponies, but only because I can’t actually own a unicorn). I once described this story to Bestie as, “They’re in high school, but also, they’re in a band.” And that pretty much sums it up. Except not really. Carlisle and Esme are newlyweds who kids date (canon pairings) and also make up the jazz/rock band Breaking Dawn. In my head, this band is like The Decemberists—madly talented, lots of different members, very hipster. Bella moves into Forks and it turns out she can sing (like Sarah McLachlan in my mind), and she gets drawn into Breaking Dawn. Except she has terrible stage fright. Last relevant plot point is that Bella has an online pen pal with whom she shares her writing, and Edward has an online pen pal, too, so…I think you can figure that out before Bella and Edward do. I love this story. Alternately funny, angsty, lemony, and with serious music knowledge infused throughout. Music lovers will love this fic just for all the references thrown down (Rosalie plays a red Gibson SG—perfect, right?). Bella and Edward do the usual “I like you but I shouldn’t” dance, with miscommunications and misunderstandings galore. There’s a dollop of mystery mixed in, and the story follows most Twilight conventions. This story wins points for an excellent use of Jasper. He plays bass while wearing red long johns and cowboy boots. How cool is that? Bonus points for this fic being complete. If you’ve followed me on twitter for a while, you’ve probably seen me rec this story before. It’s one of my all-time faves, one of the first fics I ever read. If you haven’t read this one yet, do so. It’s one of the best-written fics out there, with one of the most enjoyable casts of characters. Oh, and Tanya is, well….just read it. It’s pretty funny how the Cullens get “revenge”. Also, there’s a sequel of sorts going, or maybe a re-telling, called “Tropic of Gemini”—it’s the same group of Cullens but it’s Jasper and Alice’s story. Continue reading


My Husband is Cheating on Me With Edward

So yeah, I had this really epic weekend that included not only seeing New Moon and getting to hang out with Sam Bradley (more about that on Shack of Soul later this week!), but then Faker Paris had to go and ruin it by posting this video, the now infamous date between my hubby and estranged blogging partner, TheShagDaddy, and our very own cardboard Edward. And since FP’s blog ThinkingofRob does such a better job of summing up all the details on the reason why TheShagDaddy was on the date to begin with:

In case you’re wondering what the heck I’m talk ing about here is a bit of back ground info. the­shagdaddy didn’t believe that we could get 1,000 extra followers on Twitter in 2 days. He made a bet with FP (me) you can check out the details here. His wife Amber from Rob My World decided to jump in with us and made you choose his punishment. You can find her post about it here.

You can also check this post we made when we won here.

So, are you one of the almost 10,000 peeps to already witness this “date?” If not, here you go. Watch it, while I hide under a blanket and die of mortification…

And since I was out this weekend amongst the people and out of the shadows where I normally lurk and say “Robert Patterson” to throw peeps off the scene, I heard a lot of feedback and people asking me what I thought of it all.

I have to say, I have a very hard time watching the video. It’s almost as hard to watch as the time TheShagDaddy took ballet in college and I went to his recital. ::shudders::

But once I pushed past the embarrassment and such, it was actually pretty funny. FP did a kick ass job on the editing and I have to give mad props to my husband for being such an awesome sport about it all!! I guess I am a pretty lucky girl for that one.

Oh, and plus this video spurred one TheShagDaddy’s very first fangirl. Yes, that is right. My husband had a fangirl. She is actually completely adorable and was so sweet, so I had to mention her on the blog! So, brunette_belle, we love ya and you seriously made TheShagDaddy’s year! No lie. And me and TheShagDaddy had our first ever fan photo, which I got right here!

What did you all think of the video? Do you feel a little embarrassed for me?


My Review of New Moon — FULL OF SPOILERS!

Okay, I want to reiterate, this post is a review for the New Moon movie. If you have yet to see it (to which I say, “WHHAAAAATTTT”), then you better not read this. I’m going to talk about some of the things that varied from book to movie, as well as the ending. I don’t want to mess up losing the New Moon virginity for anyone!

I have to start off by saying… I did NOT do the midnight showing business. First off, I did not want to watch it the first time surrounded by tweens. Second, I took the day off work today, so I was able to go to a super early showing this morning. 10:30 a.m. in fact. Showed up 2 hours early to get in line to find that we were the line. Oh, and the 2 Movie Guys trying to get us to do an interview on TV to which I said “Hell to the nah!”

Got in to the theater and got some primo seats, about half way up, right smack dab in the middle! I like to call that the “sweet spot.” We sat in the theatre for about an hour and a half, watching YouTube videos, tweeting and eating overpriced “gourmet” pretzels. By the way, you can’t call a pretzel gourmet when I watch you heat it up in the microwave and then throw some cinnamon on it. Trailers start and what do you know?!? REMEMBER ME!!! I not only squeed and clapped my hands, but I noticed that no one else around was as excited. I atribute it the fact that later on in the movie I realized I was surrounded by Team Jacob. ::shudders::

And then the lights dimmed and the show began. And I have to say, the movie met every single one of my expectations.

It put Twilight to shame, which really didn’t surprise me. I knew that would happen. There were a few things that just really stood out as credits to Chris Wietz and the production team:

The “months passing” montage

I remember the first moment I flipped those pages. My heart just tore and I cried. But the movie made me ball!!! First off, the Lykke Li song was the absolute most appropriate song ever (and I called it that it would be played then). And watching the months past versus flipping the pages, hearing the screams, watching Charlie try to help and seeing just the utter sadness just killed me. So happy we brought a ton of tissues cause I needed them.

Harry Clearwater

I am actually sort of depressed we lost Harry, cause he was kind of hilarious! I loved him and was surprised he played so much of a bigger role then I expected. And honestly, the way the heart attack was induced was a pretty awesome addition. There just had to be a way to get Victoria in there more (so non-book readers don’t forget her) and having her play a role in his death was a surprise. Some of the hard core peeps are probably not going to like that addition, but I thought it was much better then just saying “Uh, Harry died. He had a heart attack.”

The Volturi showdown

Talk, talk, talk. That’s all the Volturi do in the books. They did not evoke the correct level of fear that I think the reader should have, at least I don’t think they did for me. They never seem to be “men ofaction” in the books, but the movie changed that. I actually am afraid of the Volturi now. The whole scene just was spooky, and the fight was amazing. It was a great add and made the whole movie more action-packed (something the series has lacked in the books). And when they walked out, and the people were walking in, I almost threw up when I saw the kids in the group. First thought, no, so wrong. Second thought, we are trying to show they have no compassion for humans, which that point is definitely made. But wow. There was an audible gasp when we all saw that.

The Ending!

Wow, wow, wow. It was perfect. I have nothing more to add then that. Great touch with that one!

And let’s face it, there are some things from the movie that I wasn’t totally loving.

Rosalie

First off, I must say I am not on the NReed hate train. Got no reason to be, at least at the moment. But she looked like hell, did she not. I don’t even think it was the wig itself, it looked like she had a bad makeup job. I mean, she is a gorgeous girl, but she was not done justice. I actually felt kind of bad for her when I saw her.

The Cliff Diving Scene

First off, when Bella and Jacob came across the guys cliff diving, the comment was never made that they would do it sometime together. Kind of important, cause now for those that haven’t read the books, it looks like Bella was trying to kill herself. Really she was just trying to get that adrenaline high. And the song choice was wrong. I love the Grizzly Bears song on the album. I mean, LOVE IT! But that was not a good place for it. Not at all. The whole scene could have just been so much better.

In closing, I give it 4 out of 5 stars, cause there was room for improvement. But overall, I loved the look and feel of the movie. I thought the music choices fit perfectly. And I think Cougar Cathy really screwed up the first one. Now that I see how it could have been, I’m a little sad for that one. Oh, and Kristen Stewart. If anyone, ANYONE doubted her in the first one, she nailed it in New Moon. She was amazingly perfect and I cried on more then one occasion thanks to her acting.

Alright now, let’s here it! What did you all think? What did you love? Hate? I want to talk about it!!!

P.S. If you are going to be at the Sam Bradley show tonight in Dallas, be sure to come by and say hi!! I’ll be there representing my other site, Shack of Soul. But seriously, if you talk to me, we gotta have some kind of code because I do not talk Rob at a Sam show. So instead of Rob, let’s say “the economy” and instead of “Rob My World” say “The economy is looking quite sexy today.” Then I’ll know where you came from and we can talk! ;)


My Observations from the Remember Me Trailer

Well, I was excited about seeing New Moon. I mean, I still am cause I am and will always be a Twilight fan. But wow, Summit in all of their genius finally, finally release a Remember Me trailer. (Take note, may be the only time I use Summit and genius in the same sentence.). Yeah, the day BEFORE the release of New Moon. And it was like the heavens opened up and after the light quit blinding me, all I could see was this…

Oh, and by the way, this one is like an ultra high quality. Guess I should have warned you before you watched it. You alive?

Dude. Only one of us can be the comedy relief...and that is me.

So I started tweeting these earlier, then I was like, “What the hell? I can totally do this for my blog?” But today’s blog, despite the fact that today is the opening day of New Moon, will focus on Remember

Me and all the cool things I observed in the trailer!

Observation #1: I think I’m going to dig Tyler’s friend in the movie.

Serious movies are good, but there always has to be that one guy. The guy that breaks it up and makes you smile. While looks like Tyler will have some one-lines, I’m guessing the friend will be the comedy relief. And I love comedy relief!

Observation #2: Watching Tyler and his lil sister interact WILL make me cry.

I am a big baby. I cry at the pretty much the drop of a hat. And if a kid is involved, just go ahead and grab and bucket cause I am going to need it. Seeing Rob interact with a little girl period kills me, but to see it as Tyler, gah! Already tearing up a bit!

Seriously... Have you heard about the Book of Morman?!? (No offense intended should any of you be Morman! ;) )

 

Observation #3 (by TheShagDaddy) Seeing Rob in a shirt & tie on a bike makes me wonder if he’s gonna stop to tell you the word of God.

We’ve all been there. You here that knock on the door and quickly turn off the TV and duck down, hoping they didn’t hear you. Yep, but what if the religious person standing at your door was Rob?!?

Observation #4 I may have been giving a new fantasy…me…Rob…library…::thud::

Hmmmm... not spotting any Twi books. ::phew::

Yes, Rob is in a scene. Surrounded by books. Wearing a white undershirt. AND SMILING!!! Holy crap.

Observation #5 I may have been dead after watching the trailer, and it didn’t even have the guitar scene!!

Yes, that right. You all remember the pictures. Rob holding that guitar for a scene in Remember Me. And I did NOT see that in the trailer. Which means there is much, MUCH more left to kill me when I see this thing in all of its glory.

You’ve watched the trailer 1,372 times. What is favorite observation from it all?!?

Screencap Source: Thinking of Rob


The Hawtness Continues, With A Special Robler Surprise!

You know how you know it’s going to be a fantastic day? When you wake up late, your daughter throws a major hiss fit about getting dressed, your son pees on the floor, but then you get to work and the world is made right by Vanity Fair. All that other stuff didn’t really matter, cause today was perfect because of these…

Oh my. Be still my heart. I can’t handle Rob fondling himself. Oh, and I also have to say that the hair is on FIRE in this picture!

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