It’s not often I blog about the same thing 2 days in a row. But then again, it’s not often I am hit with such a flurry of hawt ass pics of Rob that I can’t even concentrate on anything else!
That’s when I starting realizing that things I never thought were sexy are really freakin’ sexy once associated with Rob. Shall I demonstrate? Oh yes, I shall! I’d like to present to you…
THINGS ONLY ROB CAN MAKE SEXY!
Sexy Item #1 – Corn on the cob & a lobster bib
This item, typically seen in your local Red Lobster or other random seafood joint, is normally far and away from sexy. First the bib. What are you 3?!? Man up and eat food without getting it on your shirt. And then, corn on the cob, the food experts tell you to never eat on a first date cause it makes a nasty mess of the teeth that is disgusting.
But then there is Rob…
Hawt DAMN! Now I can never walk into a Red Lobster without a change of underwear in the bag. Corn on the cob? Can’t that around the kiddies without making unnecessary noises. And finally, a Rolling Rock? Yeah! Rob has moved on to beer I ACTUALLY like! Yep, I said it. I don’t like Heineken and that is okay! You know what would be hotter? A freakin’ Bud Light. Just drink up that American beer and set me on fire!
Sexy Item #2 – Pinky Rings
I’m not one for man jewelry. A necklace here and there, perhaps a wrist cuff (minus the Cullen crest!), but that’s about it. Pinky rings on guys? For real? Thumb rings I can do on a man, but on the pinky just seems a bit too…metrosexual for me. It just looks weird and doesn’t work for me.
But then there is Rob…
It’s like the ring just enhances the already amazing finger porn! Like putting icing on the cake! I can’t even believe that I am saying this about a RING?!? And hey, as long as that ring stays off the third finger on the left hand, it is all good!
Sexy Item #3 – Humongous Fisherman Sweaters
Ick, ick, ICK! There is nothing sexy about a man-sweater. Not even a little bit. A man in a fisherman sweater either reminds me of some dude on The Deadliest Catch, or some 60 year old wanna be who just bought a yaught and is sailing out to his “summer home.” Pompeous and arrogant.
And then there is Rob…
Maybe cause the sweater looks like it is made for 2? Maybe because he is taking it off in one of the pictures? I don’t know, but the fisherman sweater is working it for me. Please do not let me go to any sea side towns anytime soon (not likely considering I am very land bound), cause I’m bound to hump the leg of the first guy wearing a sweater like this.
Now it’s confession time! What completely not hot thing is Rob got going on during this shoot that is totally setting you on fire?!? Is it the grandpa pajama pants? Maybe the plaid jacket from the “big and tall” department?
November 3rd, 2009 at 12:52 am
Pumpkin pie, you hit the nail on the head with this post…I agree with every single thing. I was nodding my head along to the pinkie ring and lobster bib. The sweater, well, I kinda love guys in sweaters already, so that one was ahmayzing anyway
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November 3rd, 2009 at 3:01 am
ok i was gonna comment something funny and witty or try to but i have completely lost my train of thought god those pics seriously my brain has lost the will to do anything other than gaze at those pics and day dream of rob.even in the grandpa pajama pants
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:36 am
All I can say is Gah. I am Died. and *Thud. These pics make me ache in a special way
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:21 am
You posted what all of us girls are thinking…
“It’s like the ring just enhances the already amazing finger porn! Like putting icing on the cake! I can’t even believe that I am saying this about a RING?!? And hey, as long as that ring stays off the third finger on the left hand, it is all good!”
It kind of looks like something BB would wear, doesn’t it?? So hot…
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:35 am
Amber, you enumerated most of the thing Rob made hot that were not previously. I love the pic with the corn–he looks like he’s either angry at it or going to seduce it. I will never go to any seafood restaurant again without thinking of him. (Hellooo, Long John Silver’s??? The name alone will set me off!)
I would also add the one in which he’s wearing my aunt’s southwest-style rug as a blanket. He looks cold, and I would be happy to warm him.
I also like the Grandpa jammies and dress shoes. It’s a little bit like he escaped from some type of clinic (a la Haunted Airman?), and anything that reminds me of him in that movie is a good thing. I could go on about details.
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:45 am
That lobster bib did me in too! Such normal every day activities and I am died! I made some wallpapers from the Robity Fair photos http://kokopoko.deviantart.com/art/Robert-Pattinson-Vanity-Fair-w-142294988 http://kokopoko.deviantart.com/art/Vanity-Fair-Robert-Pattinson-142230576
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:49 am
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November 3rd, 2009 at 9:51 am
I came to the realization that Rob can make just about anything sexy when I was oddly turned on that he was making out with a dead chick in Haunted Airman (men? whatevs). And when he was perving it up in a dark corner watching two couples get it on.
Or the day he sneezed violently on the set of Remember Me and the ‘razzi got a most unflattering shot of it. And I still thought he was a Roman god.
Ain’t much this guy can do to cool us off. Except if he ever utters these words — “Yeah, I know I’m hot”.
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:03 am
The fisherman sweater pretty much made my life. As for the lobster bib…let’s just say Red Lobster was my favorite chain restaurant as a child (embarrassingly so, but their cheddar lobster rolls are awesome!).
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:10 am
Wasn’t to fond of the crossed legs and cigarette shot but otherwise I thought the man looked amazing!!!
However, as my mother pointed out last night, ” Honey, he could be brushing his teeth with mud and you’d still think he looked good.” So, I may not be the most objective observer.
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I am completely against cigarette smoking, yet I’m drawn to any pics with Rob and a dangling cigarette hanging from his pouty lips. Those are Oh.My.God.Sexy. Especially love the VF one where he’s at the back of the SUV. Just yummy.
November 4th, 2009 at 8:23 am
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November 6th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Gaaah!! What are you doing to mee??
I’ve always been a Rob fan, but when I first started reading your blog it was only cuz he’s from Twilight!
However, these days, it’s just because its HIM!! Neverrr thought i would become Robssessed!
Though I have to say, im more obssessed with Taylor!
Love reading your blog! Always v.true & veerry entertaining