If Rob Were to Be a Product Spokesman…

I love Rob. I hate how his is so worried about being a “sell out,” which I appreciate, but damn. He deserves a little bit of coinage…

more about “Robert Pattinson Starring In A Coca-C…“, posted with vodpod

I’m not gonna mention the Coke thing, cause I’m serious when I say this is almost a deal breaker. I’m a Pepsi girl and proud of it! Luckily, I’m willing to cough up the extra bucks to buy my own soda, so me and Rob are good.

What makes me giggle so much is the fact that Rob knows that he is helping endorse many items without any payment. And we all know how very true this is. In fact, I can think of more then a few things that have made their way in to the RMW household thanks to Rob.

1. Dunkin Donuts coffee

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No lie, when Rob started downing these things all the freakin’ time on the New Moon set, I did too. Every Friday for quite awhile actually. You are welcome, DD. Now give that boy some money!

2. Plaid shirts from the thrift store

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I finally did it. I went into a thrift store and picked out 3 plaid shirts for my son. Then TheShagDaddy walked over with 2 he picked out for himself. And you know what? We bought them. All of them. This was pretty much Rob’s doing, as 6 months ago I would have said “uh, no” if they were brought to me. So Uptown Thrift, you owe Rob some money!

3. Ray-bans

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Well, at least we know now that Rob is provided with a life time supply of them, so I guess in a way, he gets some kind of payment. I have not bought any real deals, but I did buy some faux ones. Do not judge me? I got kids who like food and electricity (I know, right?). But the point is, while Rob is being at least sort of compensated by Ray-ban, but not buy the creepy people at the state fair who got my money. Hey carnies, you need to send Rob some cash!

4. Marlboro Lights

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Ummmm… no comment on this one. But this seriously, Marlboro…send this man some dollars. Smoking ain’t cheap!

Alright now, let’s be honest here… what things have you bought with the sole reasoning some how attached to Rob? It’s okay. I support you!

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9 Responses to “If Rob Were to Be a Product Spokesman…”

  • Thia

    Lets see…black nikes, white fruit of the loom t-shirts, Van Morrison CD’s. And of course hot pockets, in-and-out burgers, and Heineken.

  • Tasha

    Becasue of Rob I am compelled to purchase (almost) any magazine he is on the cover of. I got VF this week and I go the the mag rack at Barnes and Nobles. There were no less than 10 mags with is hawt mug on it. ( In a row) Breathtaking view.

    I would have taken a photo by my camera has a flash and I would have been 1st embarrassed and it was too early in the day for all that and I wasnt drinking at the time.

    FACT: I already own about 5 of them from earlier purchases.

    I did try to purchase “Sex Driven People ” off Amazon for 9.99 but the order was cancelled by the seller when they realized that they could get more $$$ for it. (some were being sold for $80.00)

    I need to get a new pair of Ray Bans and rock it like its 1984.

    Whats going on

  • B

    Switched the husband to diet Coke… He hasn’t asked about the change, so we’ll just keep that one between us. LOL!

    and I may have spent an afternoon driving all over town, to at least three different liquor stores in search of Peroni… And I must say I rather liked it. Reminded me of Heineken, if Heineken tasted good.

    Yeah, so that’s my embarrassing confession for the day. ;)

    • Amber

      LMAO!! I actually LOVE beer, but cannot stand the taste of Heineken. May try Peroni know if you say it’s good! Thanks for causing me to spend more money because of Rob.

      • B

        LOL! I am a total enabler!

  • Heather

    I’ve bought most all the mags w/ him on the cover. Already smoke Marlboro lights-sometimes he smokes camels, and I used to so that’s something-though not good. I bought Haunter Airman and will by all the others as well. Oh and lots more underwear-mine seem to implode and combust into flames sometimes!

  • Cristal

    Suprisingly, rob got me into kings of Leon. I never heard of them before him! So I got their CDs
    Raybans ..check
    plaid..anything…check

    oh! And the other day at the bar I ONLY drank heineken. I didn’t even like beer! Now I can’t stop drinking it.

    Magazines too!

    I’m tempted to buy cigarettes too but I think it’ll be a little much if I start smoking cuz rob smokes. He’s a god. He can’t die. I’m merely human.

  • jillm12

    Has anyone bought a Stoli t-shirt or even a bottle of the voddie cos of our man?? Hus? Huh?

  • Tasha

    Considered purchasing both, the shirt was in Black so I passed. I have yet to stop by the liquor store but its on the list.
    Haunted Airman – Check
    Kings of Leon – Check
    Nine Stories – Check

    In and out burger isnt here on the east coast but if it was……..I would likely be there.

    Whats happening to me???

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