Monthly Archives: December 2009

December 31, 2009

And Now, My Top 10 Best Non-Photoshoot Photos!

By Amber

So, I HAVE to make up for yesterday. You all apparently had good times with the 10 worst pictures of Rob from this past year yesterday, but now I feel like I should reward you for being such good sports. As you are making all your big plans tonight, I want you all to have good visions of Rob in your heads. I mean, you want to have a clear image of him on the fore front of your brain so if you kiss someone at midnight, you can picture Rob. And what’s better then kissing Rob at midnight? (Duh. Skeeball at Chuck E. Cheese.)

And your gift? The 10 BEST non-photoshoot pictures of Rob from the last year.

I decided to go non-photoshoot since, personally, I could pick 10 of the Vanity Fair pics easily and call it good. But going through all the impromptu shots is a bit more difficult. But I am willing to conduct this “research” just for you all. I love you all so much that I am willing to go through a few hundred pictures for you.

And here are my (and a few of my helpers!) faves!

Starting it off right… the smirk, the arms, the v-neck tee. I can’t breathe. Oh, and this shirt may have also inspired me when I bought TheShagDaddy 2 v-neck tees for Christmas. #truestory (Remember Me set)

More extreme 2009 hotness, after the jump… Continue reading

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December 30, 2009

My Top 10 WORST Pictures of Rob of 2009!

By Amber

Let’s face it ladies. We all need to be brought down to earth every once and awhile. So while all the other blogs are posting the best pictures of Rob in 2009, I’m gonna do the worst ones. And, by the way, almost all come from photo shoots. Yep, that’s right. Someone was paid a shit ton of money to take these pictures, and for reasons unknown, release them to the general public.

You know someone had to do this. It’s not all rainbows and sunshine my friends. And you are kidding yourself if you think EVERY picture of Rob is amazing, cause they are not. We love Rob, but some days, when we get new pictures of Rob and click on the links, we are greeted with pics like these…

What the hell is that look? Looks like a bad Vegas James Dean impersonator. (AnOther Man Magazine)

More, um, less then flattering pics, after the jump…

Continue reading

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December 29, 2009

A little unusual this week — FF Recs from @KStew411

By Amber

I’m only rec’ing one story. Usually I do two. Always, I have done two. This week, only one. Why? Because this is THE one. The only one. The ultimate. The most mega. The single fic I tell people to read if they read no other fanfic. And so it will get a special long review and I don’t want to worry about rec’ing anything else when I’m trying to talk about a fic I almost can’t describe, it’s so good. This story lives on a level no other story has yet to reach. Master of the Universe is close, very close, to attaining this plane of excellence, but just yet, this story is the sole-holder of “beyond fanfic” status. It is a must-read. It is what I recommend to fanfic noobs. It is the gateway to fanfic. It was my gateway, the story that started it all. So here it is, the one fic I am sure most of you have read, but I know a few haven’t, and to those few I say—read it. Now.

“Wide Awake” by AngstGoddess003

This was not the first fanfic I read. I read the real-life fic Quiet and the New Moon AU The Dark Side of the Moon in one weekend, and I liked those stories, but I didn’t immediately fall into a fanfic addiction. And then someone said, “Have you read Wide Awake? It’s amazing.” So I read it. And two days later I surfaced, a changed person. Wide Awake is authored by AngstGoddess003, through whom I learned of The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster, and at that point I was injecting the heroin straight into my eyeball. From that lovely site I got all my first fanfic rec’s. And it is all because of Wide Awake that I got hooked, and to this day it is Wide Awake I want newbies to read first. Because Wide Awake is not fanfic. I repeat, it is NOT fanfic. It is…an online novel. What sets this story apart? For one thing, it is exceptionally well written. For another, well it’s kind of like porn. You just know it when you see it. You know when you read a story that it’s going beyond just a reimagining or retelling of a story already told. Wide Awake does that. A few chapters in and you’re thinking, “We’re not in Kansas anymore.” This story is so good that after all the fics I’ve read, there has only been one that I can even remotely begin to consider as maybe being almost as good as this one (that other one being MotU). Continue reading

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December 28, 2009

Things I’d Rather Do With Rob Then Kiss Him…

By Amber

Alright dirty girls, get your minds out of the gutters. I was going through the Google alerts and kept seeing stories about some poll where Rob is the star peeps would most like to meet under the mistletoe.

What the fuck is mistletoe?

Yeah, like that’s going to be happening anytime soon.

And I have a strong feeling Rob wouldn’t even know what to do if presented with mistletoe anyway. You know I am right.

So I was think, screw that. If I’m getting the opportunity to meet Rob, I’ m thinking way beyond kissing him. In fact ::unfolds list:: of things I’d much rather do with Rob.

1. Have him go shopping with me at the thrift store.

You know this boy is an old pro. He can probably do a quick scan of the store. and find you a Kate Spade handbag and a pair of 7 for All Mankind jeans in no time flat. Where as, for me, it would take weeks upon weeks of looking to find such treasures. He is in his element. His safe place. And who wouldn’t want to hang out with someone where they feel like they are at home. Plus, you could take the bag and

Excuse me... I'm looking for the nearest Chuck E. Cheese.

jeans home for less then $20. FTW!

2. Go to Chuck E. Cheese and see who wins in SkeeBall.

Alright, alright. This is really TheShagDaddy‘s dream, but man it is a damn good one. Hang out, eat some pizza, buy a shit ton of tokens and then game on for Skeeball. And maybe some Pop n Shot basketball. By the way, I think me and TheShagDaddy would DESTROY Rob. First off, we have lots of practice. Secondly, Rob has yet to show any athletic ability. C’mon Rob. Bring. It. On.

3. Hit the bar and see who can hang the longest drinking.

Really, I know I can’t hang. I mean, like at all. I used to, you know, back in my college days when I hung out with a lot of rugby players. But you know, we all joke about Rob drinking and I want to really know how well he can handle his alcohol. I mean, he’s kind of a thin guy. Maybe he really is a light weight. I’m gonna need to play him some beer pong and see how he does.

Alright, there! I am not that dirty of a girl. Okay, okay, I am. But I chose not to be today. I just want Rob to be my friend with benefits. All this kissing business is for the birds. I need me a new BFF, and I choose you Rob. You’re lucky. I’m very picky when it comes to making friends.

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December 27, 2009

Sunday Morning Video Delight

By Amber

Since I was too eager beaver yesterday to share all my awesome Christmas pressies, I moved the ol’ video blog back to today! There were a few good ones this week that you don’t want to miss. Try not to fall down dead, or destroy your panties!

Robert Pattinson | URA Fever

Um…. wow. Hotness overload on this one. And once I picked myself up off the ground and watched it again, I realized that this is pretty just a well made video. Good timing, awesome song, and of course the best part… hot, smexy Rob! Thank you to ToxicExistance for making this little gem!

More hotness, after the jump… Continue reading

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December 26, 2009

Twilight Has Taken Over My Christmas, And I Am Happy!

By Amber

I knew to expect all the Twi-related assorted gifts. But man, I did not realize I would be able to relate every gift I received for Christmas in wither an obvious or non-obvious way. But I had to share with you all, mainly cause it’s Christmas, and I’m excited. And also cause I want to show some mad props to TheShagDaddy for doing such a fantastic job!

Yes, yes… quite the obvious connection. What you all MAY NOT REALIZE is that we already have a New Moon Edward action figure. But apparently, when TheShagDaddy purchase it, it was for himself and he doesn’t want to open it so we can all play. So this one is mine to do with as I wish. And I plan to! ::wink::

Score! I’ve been wanting this t-shirt for pretty much FOREVER, and finally it is mine. This will be the only Twilight tee you’ll ever see me where out in public. Because it is sooo non-obvious. I’m guessing you all get it, but non fans won’t, and that is why I lurve it! Continue reading

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December 25, 2009

Happy Holidays!

By Amber

As you read this, I’m either sleeping in my bed, opening my presents or eating, but I have not forgotten about you. And neither has Rob…

Have a wonderful day!! Big Robbie hugs and kisses to you all!!

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December 24, 2009

Putting It All Together Now! Drunk Rob’s 12 Days of Christmas!

By Amber

Ahhhh… Christmas Eve. I am so looking forward to my Santa duties and dreams of waking up to Robert Pattinson under my tree wearing nothing but a big red bow. (What? That’s ALL I asked for from Santa! I’m positive he will deliver.) And what Christmas carol will I be singing as a put the final touches on the wrapping? Why, the 12 Days of Christmas of course. Drunk Rob style!

And really, you should too. It will just make you happy. And I can guarantee that the hubs/boyfriend/significant other/roommate will LOVE it! And by love it, I mean hate it and probably have you committed. But hey, at least that leaves more time for the Robsession! Score!

One more time DJ… cue the music… The Twelve Days Of Christmas

—-

On the first day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob gave to me

A case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the second day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the third day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Four black beanies,

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

We are on a roll, you don’t want to miss the grand finale… Continue reading

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December 23, 2009

Days 5 – 8 of the Drunk Rob 12 Days of Christmas!

By Amber

You remember what you learned yesterday, right? Let’s start there and then we will pick up the new verses. Wow, it’s like music class again and I am your dysfunctional, completely tone deaf teacher.

Cue the music… The Twelve Days Of Christmas

—-

What the hell is he singing over there?

On the first day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob gave to me

A case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the second day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the third day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Four black beanies,

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

Keep it going…after the jump Continue reading

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December 22, 2009

My Revised Version of the 12 Days of Christmas — The Drunk Rob Version!

By Amber

Now, if I was a good and smart little blogger, I would have started really exploiting the holidays sooner. But honestly, I didn’t really realize how close Christmas was until, I don’t know, Saturday when I had to go shopping and deal with all the people. Ick.

Anyway, everyone pretty much does this. You know, reworking the 12 Days of Christmas lyrics to suit their fancy. And who am I to change such a time-honored tradition.

Since I didn’t actually start this 12 days out, we are gonna do the speeded up version. 4x faster to get us to Christmas! Woot!

Cue the music… The Twelve Days Of Christmas

—-

On the first day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob gave to me

A case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the second day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the third day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Four black beanies,

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

Better check back tomorrow to see what Rob gets me on days 5 – 8. I’m sure they will be as awesome as the first 4 gifts!

Source on the pic: Random Acts of Rob (It’s actually a Gif, but I was too tired to try and figure out why it’s not working.)

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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