Now, if I was a good and smart little blogger, I would have started really exploiting the holidays sooner. But honestly, I didn’t really realize how close Christmas was until, I don’t know, Saturday when I had to go shopping and deal with all the people. Ick.
Anyway, everyone pretty much does this. You know, reworking the 12 Days of Christmas lyrics to suit their fancy. And who am I to change such a time-honored tradition.
Since I didn’t actually start this 12 days out, we are gonna do the speeded up version. 4x faster to get us to Christmas! Woot!
Cue the music… The Twelve Days Of Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas,
my drunk Rob gave to me
A case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.
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On the second day of Christmas,
my drunk Rob sent to me
Two packs of Marlboro lights,
And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.
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On the third day of Christmas,
my drunk Rob sent to me
Three plaid shirts,
Two packs of Marlboro lights,
And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.
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On the fourth day of Christmas,
my drunk Rob sent to me
Four black beanies,
Three plaid shirts,
Two packs of Marlboro lights,
And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.
Better check back tomorrow to see what Rob gets me on days 5 – 8. I’m sure they will be as awesome as the first 4 gifts!
Source on the pic: Random Acts of Rob (It’s actually a Gif, but I was too tired to try and figure out why it’s not working.)
And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.
Two packs of Marlboro lights,
And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.
Two packs of Marlboro lights,
And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.
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