Alright dirty girls, get your minds out of the gutters. I was going through the Google alerts and kept seeing stories about some poll where Rob is the star peeps would most like to meet under the mistletoe.
What the fuck is mistletoe?
Yeah, like that’s going to be happening anytime soon.
And I have a strong feeling Rob wouldn’t even know what to do if presented with mistletoe anyway. You know I am right.
So I was think, screw that. If I’m getting the opportunity to meet Rob, I’ m thinking way beyond kissing him. In fact ::unfolds list:: of things I’d much rather do with Rob.
1. Have him go shopping with me at the thrift store.
You know this boy is an old pro. He can probably do a quick scan of the store. and find you a Kate Spade handbag and a pair of 7 for All Mankind jeans in no time flat. Where as, for me, it would take weeks upon weeks of looking to find such treasures. He is in his element. His safe place. And who wouldn’t want to hang out with someone where they feel like they are at home. Plus, you could take the bag and
Excuse me... I'm looking for the nearest Chuck E. Cheese.
jeans home for less then $20. FTW!
2. Go to Chuck E. Cheese and see who wins in SkeeBall.
Alright, alright. This is really TheShagDaddy‘s dream, but man it is a damn good one. Hang out, eat some pizza, buy a shit ton of tokens and then game on for Skeeball. And maybe some Pop n Shot basketball. By the way, I think me and TheShagDaddy would DESTROY Rob. First off, we have lots of practice. Secondly, Rob has yet to show any athletic ability. C’mon Rob. Bring. It. On.
3. Hit the bar and see who can hang the longest drinking.
Really, I know I can’t hang. I mean, like at all. I used to, you know, back in my college days when I hung out with a lot of rugby players. But you know, we all joke about Rob drinking and I want to really know how well he can handle his alcohol. I mean, he’s kind of a thin guy. Maybe he really is a light weight. I’m gonna need to play him some beer pong and see how he does.
Alright, there! I am not that dirty of a girl. Okay, okay, I am. But I chose not to be today. I just want Rob to be my friend with benefits. All this kissing business is for the birds. I need me a new BFF, and I choose you Rob. You’re lucky. I’m very picky when it comes to making friends.
December 28th, 2009 at 12:17 am
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December 28th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Hmmmm…. your mistletoe comment is probs right on Amber. And frankly, I have yet to see some real kissing skillz on screen… so, finding something “alternative” to do = efficient use of limited Rob-time!!! LOL!
Thrift shop buddy = win.
Drinking buddy= win.
What about dancing? I know he says he can’t dance… but I sure would like to “teach” him… and who knows how long THAT would take? Hmmm?
Wait! I’ve got it! We spend Saturday morning hitting the yard sales and thrift shops, followed by a weekend of couch potato-living while having a movie fest AND a drink fest which may or may not end in a slightly Drunk-Rob make-out session on the couch!!!! Possibilities, no?
December 28th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Yes, the possibilities are endless when you make friends first. Including drunk making out then pretending like you don’t remember it all when you explain it to your husband/significant other. But you do… every sweet moment of it!
December 28th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
You are totes right. When I think of Rob…besides having my way with him….I think about being his bff. some of my rob dreams are all just about him and I chillin out like friends….AND ITS AWESOME!
I say YES to all of your suggestions!
December 31st, 2009 at 12:16 am
[...] And Now, My Top 10 Best Non-Photoshoot Photos! Posted on December 31, 2009 by Amber So, I HAVE to make up for yesterday. You all apparently had good times with the 10 worst pictures of Rob from this past year yesterday, but now I feel like I should reward you for being such good sports. As you are making all your big plans tonight, I want you all to have good visions of Rob in your heads. I mean, you want to have a clear image of him on the fore front of your brain so if you kiss someone at midnight, you can picture Rob. And what’s better then kissing Rob at midnight? (Duh. Skeeball at Chuck E. Cheese.) [...]