Monthly Archives: December 2009

December 21, 2009

My Letter to Santa!

By Amber

Dear Santa,

Yes, I am late. I know this letter has to travel a long freaking way to get to the North Pole, and what I am asking is going to require some serious work or elf magic on your part. Cause really I only want one thing this year. I know, I know. I am shocked too. You ready? It’s kind of a biggie. All I want it…

Rob Pattinson.

See. Super easy, right?

But, Santa. This is very important. I’m gonna need you to pick up the right Rob for me. Let me explain…

Grabbing Rob in a white tee and leaving in my bed… Right.

Sweaty Rob (unless I caused the sweat)… Wrong.

More rights and wrongs, after the jump! Continue reading

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December 19, 2009

Saturday Video Sexplosion!

By Amber

Mmmm… Christmas gifts, wondrous places and the Ray Bans. Sounds like a good mix of deliciousness perfect for my Saturday video sex-plosion! Some good ones coming up from this week, so enjoy! Actually, I know you will, cause all of these ones are HAWT!

Robert Pattinson – All I want for Christmas

Don’t know about you guys, but if someone could hook me up with some of this for Christmas, then I really don’t need any other gifts. And not just for this Christmas, but all Christmases, and birthdays, and mother’s days, and pretty much any other holiday that involves giving my presents. Thank you to the video master Lostimortal2, who is a MUST subscribe!

More after the jump! Don’t miss out!

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December 18, 2009

A Man’s View on Robsten/Nonsten/Whateversten

By theshagdaddy

Note from Amber: I was hesitant to post this. I am very neutral when it comes to all of this, and I like to stay that way. Talking about Robsten is almost like talking about politics. No matter what you say, someone drags you through the mud and makes you feel like crap. When TheShagDaddy said he wanted to write this and just put his opinion out there once and for all, I couldn’t deny him that. I hate that I actually had to think about it because I have plenty of friends on both sides of the fence and would not want to lose one of them for something that is written on my blog. I think the fandom should be fun, and this is one of the few topics that we should be able to have fun with, but often can’t. I hope you enjoy a man’s view of Robsten!

First off let me start out saying these are only the views of TheShagDaddy. Anything said in this particular blog are the thoughts of TheShagDaddy and are in NO way the thoughts of Amber or Robmyworld.com.

I have been asked several times whether I was Robsten or Nonsten. I have done a decent job of avoiding the question thus far, but have decided that it was time to lose followers by offering my thoughts on the matter. I do want to say that it seems EVERYBODY has an opinion about it and NO ONE is willing to listen to anybody else and I won’t be any different.

Okay, so let’s get to it…If there is a Robsten, doesn’t it kind of ruin the fantasy people get to have about Rob…and Kristen? Say, for instance, you’re walking around downtown and you spot Rob as he walks out of a Bath and Body Works. You finally get to tell him what a huge fan you are and how much you appreciate his work. At this point he runs his hand through his hair and says thanks, suddenly Kristen runs up, grabs his hand and kisses him. I don’t think you are going to be all giddy seeing this in person, when most likely you were thinking “How am I going to seduce Rob whilst no one is around?” and now you have to walk away knowing that you will NEVER get a chance like that again.  What I’m saying here is that if they are indeed together than that means women have no chance of being with Rob and men have no chance of nailing Kristen.

Our resident man talks about the pictures, videos and how he thinks Rob still hit it…after the jump!

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December 17, 2009

I Could NOT Let This One Go… My Response to My First REAL Hater!

By Amber

So, I went a really long time without a true hater. I mean, I’ve had minor disagreements, but never some one attack me personally. And for my first time, it was kind of awesome!

First off, the hater so accurately named MizzLautnerBaby, commented on a post that I did for Rob’s birthday (yeah, back in May). It was a Top 10 of Reasons We Love Rob, so maybe you should peruse that once just to get a feeling for what I am about to post here. I’ll wait.

Yeah, so this girl, who I can only assume is no older then 12, proceeded to take every reason in my top 10 and turn it back to why Taylor is better then Rob. I died laughing at this, and thought that since she spent so much time on her comment, that I should formulate an appropriate response. I mean, c’mon, this  was time that was better spent listening to Miley Cyrus or watching iCarly (that’s right, I’m down with the kids).

Showdown of the Century! #notreally #nocontest

Enjoy, cause trust me, I had fun responding!

I have to say…. I’m 1000000000% Taylor Lautner……. So i think rob is kinda wierd and he is soooo gross…..not in a cute way…….in a gross way……and i think heis just…..um….eww. so here are my replys to ur list about why to like him

Well, you may be 1000000000% Taylor Lautner, but I am 1000000001% Rob Pattinson, so I win. Sorry to break it to you. Oh, and I didn’t know there was a way to be gross in a cute way. Unless you are talking about “special times” behind the dumpster, but those are gross in a dirty way.

no.1-He brought Edward to life, but in real life, he is nothing like Edward. my reply- i think steph meyer brought edward to life NOT rob

Um, no. Actually Rob did bring Edward to life, meaning off the pages of the book and to the screen. Before that, Edward was nothing more then the product of the most f*ck awesome wet dream ever. One that makes you millions of dollars in addition to a “happy ending.” Score one for Mrs. Meyer!

Oh yes, there is more after the jump!

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December 16, 2009

Anyone Else as Excited About the “Secret Date” as Me?!?

By Amber

Rob is alive… and on a “secret date.” And by “secret date” I mean that he was doing a photo shoot for Vogue with none other then co-star…

Emilie de Ravin. (Who else did you think?!?) ;)

I am super excited about this all. Why you may ask?

1. New Photoshoot with Rob! Another magazine flys off the shelf and the subscriptions skyrocket! Yeah for us!

2. Goes in the “Power” issue, which has got to be a good thing.

And the one you will all ping me on…

3. No Kristen.

Okay, that sounds like I’m not a Kristen fan, but readers of my blog know this is not so. In fact, I have paid plenty of homage to the badass that she really is! But, it will be nice to see Rob away from her a bit. It’s kind of like seeing him away from Twilight… he needs to show that he is more then a vampire or half of a cheesy gossip column name for a couple who has not even really announced if they are a couple. Yeah, I said it. #imsuspiciousbutjustdon’tcare

The theme for the photoshoot… a date at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art.

All together now… awwwwwww. I want to see “potential date Rob.”

And what say you on the wardrobe? Tell me random source, TELL ME!

“Emilie is wearing high fashion but it’s like sort of tattered-looking. Rob is mainly in suits.”

Suits, you say? ::died:: Rob in a suit is like that one food you can eat for the rest of your life and never get tired of it.

Alright, you ready for the issue? Well, we have to wait. It will be timed with the Remember Me release (duh!) so let’s look for it here around February or March!

Where did I hear all this business? Right here baby!

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December 15, 2009

Don’t get me wrong, I like getting presents, but…

By Amber

My birthday is only two days after Christmas. Which means I’ve just gotten a pile of stuff and feel bad asking for more stuff from my friends and families. Of course when you’re a kid, it’s all about the loot, but as I’ve gotten older, celebrating my birthday is more about people simply remembering that I HAVE a birthday. I can’t remember how many times I’ve heard, “It’s your birthday? Oh yeah, I forget because of Christmas,” like we all become amnesiacs around the holidays. At any rate, my friends and family are pretty good about sending a card or taking a moment to call and sing “Happy Birthday” on the day. It’s really the best present, especially after all the times people have forgotten. That said, my immediate family insists on giving me a present. This year they asked what I wanted and I drew a blank. I’m at a place in my life where I can buy myself nice things and so I no longer need to rely on mom and dad for this handbag or that coat. So all my present ideas are kind of…unrealistic. I made up a list for them the other day that really, truly, included a Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton, a pirate ship, or a robot minion. I know these are not practical gifts, but they are what I want. Don’t laugh at my dreams! The problem is, the T Rex sells for millions of dollars, the pirate ship is probably haunted by ghost pirates seeking their lost treasure throughout time, and the robot minion would inevitably turn against me, forcing me to battle it to the death. On second thought, just get me a pony.

“Ithaca is Gorges” by Giselle-lx

This is a unique spin on a New Moon AU. It’s told from a split POV between Edward and Carlisle. I think there’s a little more CPOV as Carlisle narrates what the Cullens go through in Ithaca, from arrival until that fateful trip to Alaska during spring break. EPOV covers Edward’s crushing sense of loss once he leaves Bella (his behavior in the Ithaca house will *destroy* you), as well as what he does once he leaves. Carlisle also recalls Edward’s transformation and newborn year, and both POVs go through Edward’s first time away from the Cullens and his subsequent return. This is the most unique New Moon AU I’ve found, simply because it had never occurred to me to think about Carlisle in this mess. In Twilight, he is so contained, always so assured and perfect—Saint Carlisle. But here the author goes into his insecurities, his self-doubt, his mental haranguing regarding how he handled Edward, Bella, and their break up. It’s not that this Carlisle is any less of a good person than Canon Carlisle, it’s just that through his perspective we can see all the questions and doubts that plague him. Edward and Bella lose their soulmate when Edward leaves, but Carlisle loses his son—for the second time. That’s a terrible loss and it is handled with sympathy and realism here. There’s no smut, little real action (EPOV blows through most all the “exciting” stuff), but this is an intriguing, thoughtful portrait of a family coming apart at the seams, and steps a devoted father takes to bring them back together. Continue reading

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December 14, 2009

Who Knew a Little Q&A Could Be That Much Fun?

By Amber

So, some genius somewhere came up with idea of a Q&A that you can post through Twitter, and since I pretty much follow the crowd on everything, I had to give it a try. First off, I realized people ask hilarious questions. Secondly, I realized this was a really great way to get out of doing a real blog today.

After a fun Twitter night, I decided to post my fave Q&A’s for all of you to enjoy. It’s kind of like reading an interview, except more ridiculous and I am really not famous enough to be doing interviews for anybody, even my own blog. Personally, I think the hubs got WAY better questions then me. And by better, I mean more ridiculous.

You mean it's not #normal to FedEx dirty clothes across the country? (Yes, Rob speaks in hashtags in my fantasy.)

If you had the opportunity to interview Rob, what would be the one question you would have to ask?

Do you REALLY have a box of dirty clothes in the corner? And if I get a follow up… Can I please wash them for you? Cause that’s all kinds of disgusting…

Does TheShagDaddy ever fangirl?

Yes. He fangirled badly at the Remember Me trailer yesterday at the theatre. He was repeating all of the lines, and I’m pretty sure people were staring.

If you saw Rob at a bar what would you do?

You mean after I went to the bathroom and fangirled in one of the stalls? Just let him chill…

Anytime you regret pulling TheShagDaddy into the obsession?

Yeah, when he had to do a date with Cardboard Rob and he recites the lines to the Remember Me trailer at the movies. In public.

Seriously, will one of you fold these clothes?!?

No seriously, sometimes I do. It was all slightly more exciting when I had to hide it all the time. But, in the end, it’s SOOOO much easier now that he gets it!

Anytime you wish you wouldn’t be obsessed?

Yeah, every time I stare at the pile of clothes that I need to fold that’s been sitting there for 2 weeks. Other than that… no. Never.

What is the ONE thing, you think makes you obsessed of Twilight? Or Robsessed while we’re at it?

Twilight: Sparkly vampires… enough said! Rob: The lack of brain to mouth filter.

If the TheShagDaddy wasn’t an issue, who would you have sex with, Bobby, Sam, Marcus, or Rob?

Rob. Always Rob. Oh, and TheShagDaddy is never an issue if I have a chance to do Rob. Just sayin’.

Have you ever gotten so drunk that you passed out?

Why yes, yes I have. I was in college after all. I’m pretty sure that is a prerequisite to graduation.

One thing edward has you wish TheShagDaddy would have or could do?

Mmmm… the body of a Greek God!

Rob, Nikki, Kristen. Fuck, marry, kill?

Fuck Kristen, cause let’s face it, a lot of days I think she could make me turn with all her badassness. Marry Rob, cause how can every day waking up to that ever be wrong?!? Kill Nikki, although I don’t

I mean, c'mon. I'm right and you know it.

really dislike her. She just got the short end of the stick on this.

So, you have some burning question you want to ask me. Well, you can go to this site and ask me and I shall answer. Why? Cause I am an #attentionwhore and love talking about my favorite subject… me!

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December 12, 2009

Saturday Fun Times on Video!

By Amber

Sorry about flaking on you guys yesterday. I kinda was coming off a Marcus high that made Rob porn hard to write. (Hello, I got a hug from Marcus which HE initiated. Totes exciting!)

Anyways, it’s Saturday which means I still flake out, but not as bad. I post all the best videos from the previous week that I can find! Mainly hot Rob ones, but I sprinkle in others occasionally, just to keep you on your toes.

One Year at Letters to Twilight and Letters to Rob.com

First off, the beautiful ladies over at Letters to Twilight whom I love oh so very much (you know, in the way that Buttcrack Santa loves the little bottles) made a kick ass video for their one year birth-aversary! I kind of love it bunches (and not just cause I am in it)!

Ghosts in Vancouver with Marcus Foster

Another non-Rob video… sorry. I said I was still riding a Marcus high, didn’t I? We posted this on my other blog (Shack of Soul) but I’m sharing it here because it is too hilarious not to. Ghosts… YES!

Robert Pattinson-get sexy [by teamspunkransom1]

Not too bad… has a lot of my fave Robs for sure!

I was kind of #sadpanda going through the videos. Not too many good ones this week. Can you guys get on that? Puh-lease!!

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December 11, 2009

Um… No Post Today…

By Amber

So, if you read yesterday’s post, you know Amber’s 4 Simple Rules for Meeting “the Friends,” you know I was partying it up with Marcus last night! It was totes #awesomesauce, but now I am exhausted and need rest. Therefore, sadly, no post for today. Don’t be angry. I’ll be back with my Saturday videos tomorrow. Promise!

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December 10, 2009

Getting Ready to Meet the Friends!

By Amber

So yeah, I'm gonna see this guy tomorrow. And we are most definently going to have to take a better picture then this one. (I may or may not be drunk in this picture.)

What am I doing right now? Well, I was trying to get all my shite together cause tomorrow, I will be going to the concert of a certain friend of Rob and full fledged member of the Brit Pack. I don’t want to say who, cause I fear the wrath of Google Alerts now that I’m trying to be slightly more serious on the Shack of Soul blog, but let’s just say it rhymes with Farcus Moster (real creative, right?).

This got me all to thinking about my fangirl rules, cause we are all fangirls, but we need not show it. Anyone who has been to a Brit Pack show with me knows some of these rules (and they are crucial!), but I thought that since so many of you are also falling in love with Rob’s musical friends, that you might need a lesson as well. Without further ado…

Amber’s 4 Simple Rules for Meeting “the Friends”

For any of you Brit Pack virgins, these are of UBER importance. I’ve seen them all failed so many times and they make me #sadspice every time.

1. Leave all the Twilight stuff at home!

This means no t-shirts, no soundtracks, no NOTHING! I mean, most of us have fallen in love with Bobby, Marcus and/or Sam because of Twilight, and I get that. I mean, I’d be lying if I didn’t say that’s how I fell in love, but let’s not keep cramming it down their throats.

2. Please don’t ask about Rob.

I love Rob, you love Rob. I know it can be difficult, but please, please do not take your few moments to talk to the guys about him. Anything else, word vomit if you like, but don’t let any of that vomit contain the words Robert Pattinson. (Now, you get one against me on this rule if you want to call me out. I DO have the EW magazine from this summer that had all of the guys with Rob and I’ve gotten 2 of the 3 to sign it. Breaking my own rule, but I think it’s okay just this once.)

3. Change all phone wallpaper/ringtones to default settings (or something else generic).

This is one I really harp on. Yes, I have a picture of Rob as my phone background at this moment. Yes, I have a Marcus song as a ringtone and a Rob song as well. But when I go to the concert, that all goes away. In fact, if you are in my crew, I will personally check your phone to ensure that you meet my wallpaper guidelines. True story. Ask around.

4. If you break any of these rules, 2 out of the 3 (maybe all 3, will see tomorrow!) will remember. Forever.

This is the truth. If Sam and Bobby can remember me (or at least my face) almost 6 months after I meet them, this makes me afraid. Plus, you really gotta be careful with Sam. He’s a cyber stalker. Don’t tag him in a Facebook picture unless you really want him to see it. And don’t have your manniped naked Rob picture next to it.

Alright… time to plug away! Tell me that you DO know I run another blog. You know, Shack of Soul. The reason I say it cause I know not ALL of you are going over there. And you need to, cause really, Sam, Marcus & Bobby are so amazingly awesome and deserve your support. If you dig Rob’s music, you will love their music as well (especially Marcus, I swear him and Rob have very similar voices)!!

Please go and check the blog, then go and see the guys. You will love them! I promise!!

Do you all have any rules you’d like to add?

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