I’m not a script reader. I don’t plan to start anytime soon either. So, for me, any tidbits I get about Rob’s movies, well I eat them up!
Yep, I get to do all these ladies... well, at least in the movies! Score one for my agent!
I saw this when it came up, but my brain was clearly in “work/mom/other real life crap mode” cause I don’ think I read it properly:
Robert Pattison ‘Bel Ami’ Sex Scenes Revealed
Now, I’m not even gonna saw a word about the fact that “Pattinson” is misspelled (odd for SocialLite Life, must be a new intern), but the title screamed to me that the contents would be more then delicious. And, my goodness, I was right. Then I thought that some of you may have missed this. Or hell, even if you didn’t you may just want to reread and revisualize, cause it’s a beautiful thing I got pictured in my head.
Now?
…a sex romp with Christina Ricci‘s character Clotilde that both characters are “surprised by the intensity of the racy encounter” and “Tender, aching moments pass before George asks Clotilde ‘Now?’ “…I’m sorry, what were we talking about?
First off, I can guarantee that Rob saying that one little word “now” will 1) Cause me to spontaneously combust in the middle of the movie theater; and, 2) Will become my sound notification for new emails, text messages, phone calls, new tweets, old tweets, new friends, when the computer starts up, when the computer shuts down, when I remote lock the car and when my home alarm goes off. And are we surprised by the intensity, or perhaps other things. Oh yes, I went there. Mental images in 3… 2… 1…
More mental images, after the jump….
…a tryst with Uma Thurman which is “quick and efficient while sitting at a desk”
Quickie on the desk?
Quickie Rob, eh? So, it’s bad enough that I read The Office while at work and can’t look at the table in my conference room without dirty thoughts, and now, NOW, I’m gonna be picturing quickies with Rob on a desk. Which of course means every desk in the office will cause me to need to search for a change of underwear. And, I have not one, but TWO desks in my office. Great. Fan-freakin’ tastic. It’s bad enough I have hidden pics of Rob all over my office anyway, but now I’m even more screwed on my lack of productivity due to the Robsession.
Rough, eh?
…”rough and ravenous with Virgie (Kristin Scott Thomas) on the floor”
Hmmm… do we like it rough? Maybe especially with Mountain Man Rob? With rough sex comes things like grunts and moans, and boy howdy am I ready for that! I think the men of this world need to break down and go with the wives/girlfriends/significant others to see this, cause I am sure it can only be benefical to them in the end, if you know what I’m sayin’!
…”up against a door with a prostitute.”
Seems like Rob’s character is gonna be getting plenty of free sex in this movie, so I have no idea how the prostitute plays (and don’t tell me lest you face my wrath!). But you know everything I said about a desk… yeah, what the eff am I gonna do when DOORS cause my heart to palpatate!?! Jeez, I may not be able to go out in public for several days after this movie, and for my first post-Bel Ami outing? Another viewing of Bel Ami!! Woot!!
Soooooooo…. are you all still alive? Have I killed you all? Cause I’m pretty close to death myself right now. But man, what a way to go!
January 27th, 2010 at 7:05 am
Mmmmmm.. I saw this article and my panties exploded!
Can’t wait- hoping for some partial nude scenes??? Maybe a butt flash??? We can only hope! This will be some movie- you’re right the noises alone should make it well worth it. I hope I can concentrate on his acting over these schmexy scenes. When is this due out?? Not too long I hope.
January 27th, 2010 at 9:45 am
Considering it’s till in pre-production, it’ll be a bit. I want to say late 2010, but I can’t remember and I am far too lazy to google it this morning. I’m sure someone will have a better answer…
And I want full on nude. I mean, I alreayd got the partial in Little Ashes. I. Need. More.
January 27th, 2010 at 8:49 am
I missed the article, but JFC this post made my heart race. Cue overactive imagination in 3…2…1….
*poof*
January 27th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Umm yes…
love your quote
“First off, I can guarantee that Rob saying that one little word “now” will 1) Cause me to spontaneously combust in the middle of the movie theater; and, 2) Will become my sound notification for new emails, text messages, phone calls, new tweets, old tweets, new friends, when the computer starts up, when the computer shuts down, when I remote lock the car and when my home alarm goes off. And are we surprised by the intensity, or perhaps other things…”
LOL …sigh
January 27th, 2010 at 11:40 am
As someone who has read both the novella and the script, I am recommending you take a defibrillator with you to the theater along with some towels to sit on. I know how you hate spoilers, but perhaps, for your own safety (and for @shagdaddy’s if he’s going to see this film with you), you should prepare yourself for the kind of, um, epic scenes ensuing from Georges Duroy’s amorality. Just sayin’.
January 27th, 2010 at 11:44 am
Oh, and the release is going to be early 2011 from what I could research.
January 27th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
I think I just died a little… and my pants went poof…
January 27th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
OMG! That’s all I’m sayin’ ……..OMG!
January 27th, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Well “bust by buttons”!
Surely these scenes will not be all THAT graphic? There is no guarantee that book scenes make it into the movie… or that the script will remain “intact”… OR that they even make it past the editor…
can you say ” Vanity Fair”?
Maybe they should just turn this into a “made for HBO film”? THEN… all bets are off… anything and everything goes.
I mean if LaFayette can hump a sofa….
just sayin.
January 27th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
MY BUTTONS…. Bust MY Buttons Rob!
LOL!
January 28th, 2010 at 7:55 am
Perhaps I’m typing this in vain and nobody else will read these comments today, but I must say this about this film. One cannot remove the sex from it as it’s germaine to the storyline itself.
Duroy is a man who has no earthly possessions except his unearthly sex appeal. Men befriend him, women want him; he knows this and uses it to his every advantage. Therefore, his trysts with these women, even if not “graphic nude” scenes will make it to the film.
My take for those of you who have not read the novella or the script? Think Wuthering Heights meets 9 1/2 Weeks. At very minimum, an R rating. At most, NC-17 (anybody see Eyes Wide Shut or Body of Evidence?).
January 28th, 2010 at 10:05 am
I’m with you. Although I have not read the script and the book is on my list to read (but haven’t yet) I know the basis of the character is to use sex to get what he wants. You can’t down play that, or I am sure that it would not do the book and the original story justice.
I mean, personally, I have NO problem with an R rated film. The plot line from what I understand is NOT something teens and tweens need to be seeing, anyway. I don’t know if they’ll go to NC-17 ratings, just because that may turn some audiences that may normally see it off. And while I have not seen Eyes Wide Shut, I’ve had people tell me that the graphic scenes are a little much.
Personally, if you are trying to show that you are more then just a teen heart throb (which Rob absolutely is working towards), then a R rated movie that is hopefully successful shows you have appeal to adults. The choice to play this character, along with the A-list women in the movie, can only help him in the future. And I am totally looking forward to it!!
January 28th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
I am totally getting what you’re saying. I agree that Rob ()or Rob’s managment is working hard to line him up with work that will move him (asap) out of the teen heart throb domain. He needs that BADLY
I will be interested to see RM… so I can hopefully hear him speaking some GOOD dialogue… against the backdrop of a GOOD story. Sorry, but the Twi-cheeze is killing me. I suspect, Rob’s kind of over it, too.
But hey… it’s “nice work if you can get it”… and the money ain’t bad either. ? *wink*
January 29th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
The sex and Georges’ use of it as a tool to get what he wants IS the story. It was also integral to Rob’s chosing the role. This is truly the ultimate anti-Edward. The sex WILL be there, it will be hot and we will all be left gasping for air. I feel warm and tingly just thinking about it!