Alright Target, I see your game. I totally get it. Let’s release one of our exclusive deleted scenes and all the fans will come and buy our version of the DVD. Actually, great marketing idea executed poorly. Why? Cause this is the scene we got:
Um, yeah, where’s Robward in this? Oh, he’s not there? No, instead you give us a made for the movie character who has officially been deemed ‘Biker Bob.’ Now, what makes me sad is we never got to know Biker Bob in the intimate ways which we became familiar with Twilight‘s ‘Buttcrack Santa.’ Oh, the opportunities missed by Letters to Twilight, the fun times and new inside jokes that could have been made. All lost to the cutting room floor. I just hope they told Biker Bob before he showed up to the premiere that his scene was cut. Heard that happens to actors sometimes. ::cough::Rob::cough::Vanity Fair::cough::
And now Target, let’s be real. I love you. I give you lots and lots of my hard earned money. I want to buy your DVD, but then you snooze on offering the digital download then try and entice me with ‘Biker Bob.’ Hell, even a shirtless TayTay scene would have been better. Gah.
Maybe Robward taking all the birthday presents and hiding them, perhaps some Edward and Bella action on the plane, come on. There HAD to be better options when you are trying to show that your DVD is the best of a whole hell of a lot of options. And I gotta say, still not convinced yours is the best. My New Moon DVD bucks are still up for grabs. Hey, Borders… wow me!
February 26th, 2010 at 8:39 am
Hey Amber,
You are hilarious and once again made me laugh on this early morning! *cough* Rob *cough* Vanity Fair hahaha You crack me up! I have learned to not drink my tea as i read your blog.
My New Moon DVD dollars are still up for grabs as well. I bought Twilight from Target last time but, i am thinking i need to have the New Moon DVD sellers pimp themselves to me. I need to have a serious sit down with their information…. maybe i should send them a RFP and they can tell me why i should choose their DVD over others, you know, try and win my business. Maybe they could give me a pie chart of their additional footage in Rob percentages so i could determine who has the most of Rob. Hmmm, so many to choose from. Compare and Contrast.
So, when you decide which DVD you are going to buy fill us in because i seem to be on the same page as you.
February 26th, 2010 at 9:03 am
RFP = WIN! Yes, that is what we need!!!
February 26th, 2010 at 11:12 am
Oh Amber,
mentioning Rob and Vanity Fair is great. I have thought about him just today.
And yes we missed an opportunity indeed. They took Buttcrack Santa but (didn’t) give us Biker Bob… Sad Sad