Monthly Archives: February 2010

Maybe I Don’t Like Ol’ Duroy Anymore…

Rob looking HOT as George!

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Bel Ami book or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Bel Ami together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already!

Starting at the beginning?!

Already read Chaps 1-3?!

On to talk about chapters 4 – 6…

Man, someone decided to get all cocky pants. “Oh look at me. I wrote an article. I’m super important.” ICK!

First off, Mr. Duroy, you didn’t write shit. Secondly, really? Really? You run around all day gloating and totes forgot that you had to write another one, cause shocker, that’s how journalism works. Man, he kinda comes off douchey, huh?

I fail to feel sorry for him anymore at this point, because its clear he thought his friend was going to do everything for him. And then once Forestier kind of sets him in place, Saint-Potin just makes everything Forestier said seem unnecessary. He gives Duroy some insight to the politics of the world, which paints kind of an interesting picture. And when he talks about Foriester’s wife and the good fortune he had to marry him, it once again confirms my thoughts that he does much more for Foriester then he lets on. And then the whole idea of drawing a salary before he actually does any work.. wow. Saint-Potin knew how to work the system and was setting up Duroy to go down a really bad path.

Then when Duroy fails to get his next article written and shows up to see Madame Forestier again for help, he gets kicked to the curb. At first, I was like, “Hell yeah. That’s what you get.” But then I think the main reason he got the boot was because the wife was writing for the husband and Forestier probably did not want him to see that.  Poor Duroy, he really did need that help too, cause his articles were no good. I think it’s funny he got knocked down a few rungs on that.

I do like how the character does seem to get serious and do some work, but then he hits that plateau a lot of journalists hit, which is I’m sure what begins the whole scenario for the book. Yeah me. I figured out the plot of the book. Woot. He isn’t climbing the social ladder fast enough, so he realizes that maybe visiting with the ladies will work out for him.

So he starts hanging out with Madame de Maralle, who he met at the first party. And then not only he is good company, but he is all adorable around the little girl. And if Duroy is looking like Rob, I know the de Maralle’s ovaries probably exploded. I mean, watching the two play tag? Wow, please PLEASE let me see that on the big screen! I’ll call shenanigans on the writers. #trust

The dinner was a little weird, and I’m pretty sure Duroy did not leave the customary 15% when he paid the bill. Oh, and the next day, when Duroy says “I will worship you.” That will be a panty poofing moment for sure.

More of my review after the jump… Continue reading


Dying. Dead. Done. Details.

I never go out. Never. Last night was the first time in awhile that I went out to a bar and had some fun.

So, OF COURSE, last night was the night that RP Life dropped the Details pics. As I sat at my little table at the bar and peeked at the pictures on my iPhone, I was so excited. I even started showing all the guys with me (I had no ladies to share the moment with) and they were a little stunned to. Of course, they may have been stunned because it appeared I was looking at porn, therefore making me the coolest chick in the bar.

I knew these pictures would be provocative. That is Details’ game, after all. Even though the original descriptions released weren’t the real deal, these pictures did not disappoint.

Let the panty-poofing commence!

The cover. ::le sigh:: Not only will it fold out, but hot damn if this cover does not make me want to have a g-string shoved up my ass just so Rob will ever so slightly touch it with his finger. I still am trying to fathom how these women made it through the shoot. Or, more importantly, how Rob survived these 2 naked ladies. Surely they tried to jump his bones more then a few times!

More after the jump… If you are under 18,  have any issues with nudity or are at work, I highly suggest you do not make this jump! For everyone else, if you don’t jump, you will regret it forever!! Continue reading


I Wanna Do Bel Ami Rob. That is All.

Hot damn.

The first pics from the set of Bel Ami dropped yesterday morning and I think I almost died. So now I gotta do what I always do. I gotta add my own commentary. And this batch of pictures has provided lots to talk about. LOTS! In addition to being super hot…

Look at that suit. Look at that smile. Look at that bitch with her nose in his crotch. Gah, lucky dog. And, seriously, no other man can pull off sideburns like Rob. Trust me. TheShagDaddy tried it once. ::shudders::

More after the jump… Continue reading


The Shower Scene Has Destroyed Me! Is it March 12 Yet?!?

This is such an obvious blog post to do, but seriously. How could I possibly write about anything else when THIS has no entered my world. ::le sigh:: Just watch…

Mmmmmm…. what? Sorry, I was picturing the continuation of that scene in my head, and some hot bathroom wall sexing may or may not have just occurred. Then a scene where Emilie’s character, Ally, goes crazy with a bottle of Comet and a scrubby sponge. Yes, that scene, while not as hot, will make me happy. Cause, seriously, ewwwwwwww! Boys are dirrrty!

And, on the 2nd watch, I noticed there was spaghetti in the pot. Soooo, was the water boiling hot? Are they going to show how the water cools down, cause seriously, I am concerned that Robler needs to by pass the shower sexing and head to the ER to get treatment for his 3rd degree burns.

Oh, and does Robler not have the cutest “I’m angry” pouty face. C’mon, I want to just squish his little cheeks and love on him. Wait, yeah… I want to do that no matter what face he makes.

And is it just me, or are we starting to see some capitalization on the hotness of Wet Rob by the powers that be, “the man” if you will? First in the US Weekly shoot, and now here. Is this a trend? Should we expect more in the future? Gawd, I hope so!

I have gone on too long. You know what, I think it’s time to watch it again!

P.S. Is this the best week ever, or what?!? I mean, it’s only Thursday. What is next?!? SQUEE!

UPDATE!!!

So, after I wrote my whole post, lo and behold, ANOTHER scene from Remember Me was posted. I watched it, but I tell you if they start going all “New Moon” on me and start releasing the entire freaking movie, I will have to put my purity ring on and go in to non-spoiler mode, and I really don’t want to do that. But for now, for today, I am still good! I am watching, and I am loving!

more about “Remember Me Exclusive Clip Video by T…“, posted with vodpod

ANOTHER UPDATE!!

Overnight, Summit decided that wanted to use the same tactics they did for New Moon and released yet another clip. I’m hoping this calms down soon.


Oh… Em… GEE! It’s a Rob smorgasbord!!

Who knew in 2 days that so much really great stuff would come out? Other than MsJBell who is like a magical Rob psychic (srsly, follow her on Twitter and you will see), I was first shocked, then excited, then dead, then I blogged (cause that’s what I do).

What all has come out since Monday? Let’s rewind and relive this Rob smorgasbord again!

Monday morning… MTV drops these on our doorsteps!

Anytime Wet Rob comes out, my whole world stops... no matter how dirty the bathroom wall is!

Rob in the bed, with his matching pillow! And what appears to be a half-naked Emilie... saucy!

And later that morning, Summit decided they can’t out do themselves, so finally, FINALLY, they released 2 Eclipse stills!

WAAAAAAY More… After the jump! Continue reading


Waffles or pancakes? — FF Recs by @KStew411

It’s the eternal question. Which do you eat? It’s redundant to eat both waffles and pancakes at the same time. They’re basically the same thing, after all. I feel like there’s something to be said about one’s character depending on which one chooses, but really I was thinking about this when I saw someone order both waffles and pancakes at breakfast the other day. It drove me crazy the whole time I was at the restaurant, watching this guy eat both a stack of pancakes and a Belgian waffle. You should all know by now that I’m a judgy bitch, so of course I was judging the dude with the waffle and the pancakes. After watching him work his way through two piles of buttermilk batter, I realized that this guy is a genius. Because what is the problem always encountered in an IHOP? Too much syrup. They give you that tray of flavored syrup and you can never use them all, you always have to choose between strawberry and boysenberry. But this guy solved that problem–just order both pancakes *and* waffles and you can use both. As for me, I’m a French toast and lingonberry girl–judge away.

Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism” by Pastiche Pen

This story was rec’ed by BrookeLockart. We have our disagreements, but I like BroLo’s taste in fics. I think this is crackfic. I don’t really know, as I don’t read any crackfic (not for any reason other than I haven’t gotten there yet, but I can feel a crackfic binge coming on…), but I’m going to call it crackfic. Why? Because this story is INSANE. And why aren’t you all reading it? I was shocked to see this fic has less than 500 reviews. You might recognize Pastiche Pen as the beta for many top fics, and she is also one of the admins of my personal fic dealer, The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster. PSPV is a nutty New Moon AU in which Bella goes batshit insane after Edward leaves. She also discovers that she can become invisible, as her newfound crazy has given her a superpower. Alice disobeys Edward’s edict to leave Bella alone and keeps watching Bella, advising Charlie on how to keep her spirits up, as well as purging his wardrobe. Bella takes to drinking blood (I am telling you, this story is CRAZY), which saves her when she encounters Laurent in the meadow. They sit down to drink Bella’s blood supply and commiserate over lost loves. They also begin planning Bella’s revenge on Edward which somehow involves moving to the islands. The POV ranges through Bella, Jacob, Jasper, and I suspect EPOV will come up when it’s time. It also goes through several formats, including texts, emails and phone calls. Don’t worry–it’s easy to keep track and it is so funny. Like so, so funny. I laughed the entire time I was reading it, and it’s one I have reread since, when I need a pick me up. This story is an infrequent updater, but it’s well worth the wait. Edward’s return is imminent and I can’t stress enough that every single one of you needs to be reading this story by the time that happens.

There is more… after the jump! Continue reading


Bel Ami Book Club — Chap. 1-3… Um, when does the sexing start again?

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Bel Ami book or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Bel Ami together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already! Go and catch up!!

This is my fault. I have clearly read way too much fan fiction and the way everyone was talking about this book, I thought all the sex would start right off the bat. Alas, I was wrong. ::sigh::

But that is okay. Because the book is not too bad. I like the build up of showing how down on his luck George Duroy is,

Was I the only one that pictured Duroy exactly like this, except with a mustache?!?

really a man at the bottom until he runs into his old friend and finds this whole other world. It’s almost like this little door is opened, and at this point, Duroy is just kinda peeking through. He has not turned into this guy that I know we can expect later on.

Right now, to me, Duroy is completely likable. Good looking, trying to make it, even sweet when it comes to handling the little girl, Laurine, at the dinner party. I totes had this picture of Rob holding a little girl and planting a little kiss on her forehead and I died! I have a thing for Daddy Rob, and I hope we get to see that in the movie, for sure.

I can’t figure out Madame Foriestier’s game, but inviting a man she barely knows, writing the article, smoking and wearing essentially a night gown? Hmmm… me thinks we may see something between her and Duroy as we read. In fact, I got kind of excited reading this chapter cause I really thought this was gonna be the beginning of it all, but it wasn’t. Just a big fat tease. Boo!

So far, I am having no issue picturing Rob in this role. With the few descriptions we’ve had so far of George, Rob does sound like a really good fit. Especially here in the beginning, when he seems very shy and self-depreciating. Many of the things he says, I can picture Rob’s face exactly. I’m not sure what the ‘stache is gonna look like, and as much as I hate to say it, if that part of the book goes away, I wouldn’t be angry. I hate mustaches. Like bunches. But it is not a deal breaker. No way. Not like jorts or man-pris.

And since a book club isn’t a club without some discussion, get on down to the comments and let me know what you think so far. P.S. If you have read ahead (I almost did, but wrote this first!), then don’t talk about future happenings. Let us experience them together all at the same time! :)

Super Special Note…

If you are as excited as me about the movie Bel Ami, then you need to be checking out Bel Ami Film. This is an unofficial, fan-run site for the movie, and these ladies are doing a kick ass job of staying on top of everything about the film. Follow them on Twitter for all the latest! The site is not a spoiler-free zone, but they do a pretty good job of giving fair warning on the tweets, so if you are like me and haven’t read the script, you should be okay!


Saturday Robbie Video Goodness!

Yeah! It’s like all the video makers woke up and decided to make Rob videos again. And all is right in the world once more. I got 5, count them, FIVE for you this beautiful Saturday!! Enjoy starting your weekend off right!

Robert Pattinson // Cry me a river

Although I feel a bit creepy cause EmilyLovesTwilight09 threw some little kid Rob pics in there, overall this one is pretty good. I love the overlay of the biting quote, cause that one gets me all kinds of excited. Oh yeah!

More videos after the jump… Continue reading


Robler Keeps Us Going as We Count Down the Days!

The countdown continues….

I’m not too sure how much more of this I can handle before March 12, 35 more days of my inpatient waiting and oogling over ever little screen shot and bit of news that comes out about Remember Me. And, lookie, lookie… more screen shots from the movie. I am loving all the different Rob looks as well! Gah, still dying over here.

Why do they look so angry? Is it because Robler refuses to help her get the bike off the wall? Maybe she’s pissed that it’s March and the damn Christmas lights are still up? Or maybe they are both thinking about the time they took their collie to the State Fair to get old timey pictures done? We will never know (at least not until March 12).

I got my hands in my pockets. You got your hands in your pockets. We are two cool dudes with hands in our pockets. What’s next?

I know Robler! I, too, do not believe this little girl is old enough to be tackling Greek myths. Have you read those things? Oh, no wait… Little Ruby is trying to figure out what the hell is up with Robler’s sweatshirt, cause it is fugly. It does look soft though…

Dude, you know chicks dig musicians, right? I mean, seriously…. those veins in your arms are about to burst.

I want to comment on the fact that Rob missed the last button on the shirt, or the fact that he is carrying a murse, or even how disgusting the apartment walls seem to be. But instead, I am distracted by some weird ass poster. What the hell is that?!?

And the countdown continues….

Super awesome source for the pics!


What is the Deal with Details?

So this mystery shoot for Details magazine is out there, and I am kind of dying to know what the hell is going on in these

Oh, are you being a bad boy in the Details shoot? I sooooo hope so! ;)

pics. Three days ago, when we heard about the shoot, we heard it was a bit provocative.

Now there are these crazy, very much NOT confirmed details about the Details shoot. Like, these are pretty much rumors from Twitter and can and should not be taken too seriously. But hey, we can all dream, can’t we…

From Spunk-Ransom.com via Source:

Rob details pic nude model is on her knees-hand on Rob’s stomach & tugging on rob’s unzipped pants lookin up at him & he’s touchin her face. 32 minutes ago from web

Uh… what? Not only will ever banner ever made for fan fiction need to be updated accordingly to include this picture, someone will also to have to supply Rob with some jeans with a zipper. We all know he is a button fly man.

..rob’s hands on model’s boobs, model holding on to his shoulder with back arched, dazzled/ecstacy face. Still not confirmed will c-Feb 23rd about 2 hours ago from web

First off, if this is true, I will never have been more jealous of a model in my life.

Please let Rob's "o" face also be included! PLEASE!

The best part for her? The “ecstacy face” was most likely not a lick of acting. Cause trust, if that man was holding my boobs, well, there would be no need for acting.

rpattz details pic 1)outdoors shower?rob standin nude girl on knees in front of him tuggin on jeans 2)rob sittin on chair nude girl on lap.. about 2 hours ago from web

I’m guessing these are just slightly more descriptive of the background of the first two tweets. Hello? An outdoors shower? Does this mean Rob will be wet while having his pants pulled on by the model? Cause my goodness, if so, I’m gonna need to buy multiples of this magazine and have at least one laminated for “future” use.

Are you ladies as eager as me for this one?!? Of course you are, cause we are all pervs together. C’mon Details… give us some DETAILS!!


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