Monthly Archives: March 2010

New Eclipse Stills…. Wigs, Angry Robward, Tiny Taycob…

Mmmm…. finally we can start ramping up for Eclipse. Like most of you, this book is my fave, plus this is our last shot this year to see Rob on the big screen, so we gotta enjoy it while we can. Summit was feeling generous to the fandom today, so they decided to release some official stills.

What stinks if only ONE has Robward in it, and freaky Taycob is in it too. Boo. But its okay, I gots plenty of thoughts on all of them, even those minus Rob.

Ooh! Intense convo, straight ahead. I will say this… hair… win, wardrobe…win, looking like you really want to beat the shit out of Jacob… MAJA WIN! Robward is looking more and more like what I imagined in my head when I read the books (or at least what I imagined once I was properly introduced to the world of Robert Pattinson).

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These fics are owning me — FF Recs by @KStew411

A lot of people ask what my favorite fics are, and that’s impossible for me to answer. I wouldn’t be reading a story if I didn’t like it, and I wouldn’t be rec’ing it if I didn’t REALLY like it. So to an extent, they’re all my favorite. That said, I do have some fics which are more favoritier than others.  Some of my earliest fics have completed or are almost complete, stories like Carpe Noctem & Fiat Lux, The Rain Season, and Bare. There are stories I love which don’t update regularly, like Elemental, The Woods Are Lovely, Dark and Deep, and Edward Wallbanger. And then there are stories I fall in love with and the minute I recommend them it seems like they stop updating, like Bright Like the Sun, Burn and Shine, Bella Swan: Zombie Killer, and Caravaggio. That’s frustrating. Then there are the beastly big fics I read and re-read and will love forever and insist everyone else read, too, like Wide Awake and Tropic of Virgo. I have my canon loves which have destroyed my ability to read the real Twilight: La Canzone della Bella Cigna and Last Rites–I drop everything when they update. I think right now my two biggest flip-out fics are MotU and University of Edward Masen. Fuck whatever I’m doing when MotU updates–I will run for the nearest quiet place to read. And I actually do have my alarm set early on Saturday mornings to get my UoEM fix. That said, the fics that are killing me right now with their awesomeness are The Gentleman from Washington State (aka Senator Cullen and tops for UST), The Unaccompanied Soul (everyone must read this), and Eye Contact (so unusual and lovely). Of course, I am always looking for new fics and lately I’ve been completely obsessed with…

Guardian” by ChampagneAnyone

I don’t think I’m scary but my email inbox is full of messages from people saying, “I was too afraid to tweet you”, or “so-and-so was too nervous to write you so I am passing on this message”. Will it help if I assure you I don’t actually survive on the blood of innocents? Anyway, it was nice when Ally (aka ChampagneAnyone) emailed me herself to ask me to read her story. That was a few weeks ago, and I can safely say I am now thoroughly hooked on “Guardian”. When Bella Swan’s parents are brutally murdered when she is eight, family friends and business partners in Cullen-Swan Law, the Cullens take in orphaned Bella. Of course she takes to the older Edward, and things are fine until she grows up. This is an angsty story–not the worst angst I’ve ever read but it’s up there. The prologue sets up a situation in which you know Edward and Bella won’t have an easy road ahead of them. The age difference is key here, because though Bella realizes her feelings for Edward, she does not have the maturity to understand his motivations. She’s sensitive and young and Edward is not quite as careful as he should be with her, physically or emotionally. But on the flipside, though you will want to kick Edward in the shins a couple times, Edward isn’t totally bad, he just hasn’t acknowledged his feelings (to himself or anyone else) and so he acts kind of cluelessly. But Bella’s rash reactions and thought process kind of just sets up more misunderstandings and angst. This is a jealous Edward (Jealousward!) and Bella’s pushing him to deal with his feelings. They have friction in their professional relationship, too, as Carlisle and Edward have constructed a merger for Cullen-Swan that definitely puts Bella on the short end of the stick. Enter the lawyer Bella hires to represent her in the merger, Demetri. I didn’t picture him as any sort of potential rival for Edward, but then Ally showed me this: “Demetri”, and now the game has changed. Jealousward indeed. This is a great story, relatively new but a regular Sunday updater. It’s filling the angst/UST void CWIA left in my life.

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Bel Ami Brings Us the BEST Sunday EVER!

I almost don’t even know where to start. Sunday is kind of my day of rest, so I’m not on Twitter quite that much, but everytime I checked, I saw BelAmiFilm.com had posted another video, picture, something from the current filming on Bel Ami in Budapest. I thought maybe they were just retweeting the same link, but no, no, no… each link was another new batch of yummy period French goodness!

Things like this…

Who is that running you say? It seems too smooth to be Rob, right? Oh, but lookie here…

SQUEE!

And that is only a little piece of everything that came out. Of course, for all of you, I suffered through going through all the goodies to pull out the best of the best for you. Cause I love you, and I am willing to do that for you. ;)

How about Robroy reading the paper? Cause yeah, that’s hot.

What’s hotter than watching Robroy read the paper? Watching him do it from this angle!

Yep, there you go. Okay, so the jacket prevents seeing too much, but you know what. I don’t care. I’ve got a fantastic imagination when it comes to these things. And it is all good. ::sigh::

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I’m Cheating…. The Video Post Comes EARLY!

Normally, I save my video posts for Saturdays. But I just remembered that I am pretty sure I am going to be out all night tomorrow with some friends. And friends don’t let friends drunk blog, so I thought, hey, I can do my videos today! Plus, I mean, let’s be honest. Ain’t much going on in the world of Rob, so I gotta get something up.

Robert Pattinson – Wicked dream

At first, I thought the clouds in this video by Hia80 were all weird and distracting. Then I got over it cause a) I really like this song and b) I love the Rob in the clouds! I will say, this video got a little Edward heavy, but I can get over it.

Wrapped Around Rob Pattinson’s Fingers

Oh my! A tribute to the Rob fingers! Have my dreams finally been answered by naturalrobaddict for a video on finger porn?!? Why yes! Yes they have! This one is finger lickin’ good! (Yeah, I went there.)

Rob Pattinson is Bootylicious on Eclipse Set

Okay, putting Rob in with the song Bootylicious is a serious win in my book for TheGinajuicy! Cause honestly, there ain’t that much booty there. Whatever though, just concentrate on the running and you won’t care!

The Best and Greatest Moments of Robert Pattinson (part 1)

Last one for the day. Not a bad video. I always love compilations, and the way the music goes in and out makes me giggle. I’m guessing TheSpecialGirl22 is planning a sequel, so I’ll keep my eyes open for that!


Are You Kinda Freaked by Waxy Rob? Yeah, Me Too…

Apparently waxy Rob is all done by the Madame Tussauds and about to be released into the wild, aka New York Times Square. Personally, and I may be one of the few that say this, it’s not that bad. Still creepy as hell, but it could’ve been worse. Here, watch the video and see it in motion…

Okay, it’s still kinda freaky. As I said before, wax figures still freak me out because I’ve seen way too many movies where they come to life and go on mad killing sprees. Although, I guess if it’s Rob, it may not be as bad… Oh God! Did I just say that it would be cool if waxy Rob came to life and went on a killing spree?!? Wow, I may have issues.

And for serious… where is the plaid?!? I mean, c’mon. If the wax figure is supposed to be realistic, isn’t getting the wardrobe right pretty important. Major cool points to the first person who hustles down there with some thrift store threads and dresses Wax Rob more appropriately!

The super short chick in the video keeps talking about how crazy fans are going for Rob portrayed in wax. Really? I mean, it’s cool, I guess and if I have nothing else to do while I’m in New York (which would be my first time there) I may go and see it and snap a quick pic. But, a frenzy?!? Do you have 25 people calling about it instead of the usual 5 for a regular wax person? And those 5 aren’t really calling about the latest unveiling of a wax person, but instead double checking the AAA discount for admission, right?

Oh wait…I know who is making all the creepy phone calls to your place. The four lucky girls that are unable to get 300 feet within real Rob (according to the fake restraining order I made up). They would be DYING to get in to fondle wax Rob inappropriately!

I almost forgot about you girls...

What do you all think? Will you be tearing down the doors to see if Wax Rob is anatomically correct?


V-Neck Porn is So Full of WIN! Plenty of it Here! Get Your Fill!

This happened.

Now, ignore the puppy and the lame tagline. And quit critiquing the Bella wig, cause it looks fine! Let’s concentrate on Robward. What jumps out to you first? Hows abouts the sexy ass v-neck tee?!? YES!

The more I think about it, the more I think I’m kind of a whore for a guy in a v-neck. I mean, I’m sure it helps that Rob is behind it, but damn. Those tees just do something to me. And seriously, it’s like Rob knows. And then he told the wardrobe people on the Eclipse set cause he wanted to die us all in the theater.

So, today I decided would be a good day for porn. Not that kind of porn, silly! Some hardcore v-neck porn, courtesy of the one and only Rob. Cause seriously, no one owns a v-neck like he does. (Not even my hubs, who I’ve bought several for in recent months. Strange coincidence? No, not really.)

Look familiar?!? ::scrolls up, then down, then up, then down:: Yep, it's still hot!

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Totally forgot about the fanfic recs this week — FF Recs by @KStew411

So there’s no snappy opening. Sorry. Spent my day making plans. What?! Plans, you say? You’ll see. J

A Chance Encounter” by erinbatt

No, I am not rec’ing this story just because I’m e-friends with Erin. In fact, her story has been unfairly pushed back several times simply because I didn’t want to treat it special or anything, so…sorry about that, Erin. But, at long last, here it is, “A Chance Encounter”. You all know I’m pretty harsh on alternate universe stories. You have to bring something really fresh to the table to hold my interest. ACE delivers, especially in its characters. It’s a spinoff of New Moon in which Laurent couldn’t quite control himself in the meadow and the wolves were a smidge too late, but not *too* too late. Jacob carries the bitten Bella off, she changes into a vampire and is essentially abandoned, left in her new life all alone. And of course, being Bella, she really believed Edward in the forest, so she doesn’t search for the Cullens. Instead she takes up the life of a nomad, and nearly fifty years later, she has, well…a chance encounter. I think you can see the basic plot, yes? Bella’s shield has some intriguing properties which allow her a unique perspective on Edward. When she learns that he had a relationship with Tanya after he left her in Forks, Bella flips out, justly calls out the Cullens for abandoning her and allowing Edward to abandon her, and then she runs. And so begins the action. Edward still can’t hear her mind, so he has to try tracking her, and we all know Edward isn’t much of a tracker. So he turns to the Volturi for help, and here the story really gets interesting. Of course Aro is interested in Bella for her gifts, but it’s Demetri that really sticks out. This is a great Demetri. In turns frustrating, helpful and heartbreaking, the tenuous friendship that grows between he and Edward is actually more interesting than Edward and Bella at this point. I’m cheering as hard for Demetri to find some happiness as I am for Edward to find Bella. Also, ACE has one of the greatest AU original characters I’ve ever seen in Lethia, a nomad in the Brazilian rainforest with a scary and powerful gift. She only comes in for one chapter but geez is she effective. Forget Jane. Lethia is easily the most frightening vampire in the Twilight universe. Between Edward chasing Bella all over the world, determined to beg for forgiveness, and Demetri and Lethia, ACE is an intriguing and inventive AU, well worth a read.

Angel Eyes” by RaeCullen

This is one of those stories that had been popping up in my searches for new fics for a while and then one day I caved and read it. And when I told Bestie about it she went, “Really?” and I said, “Yes, really.” “Angel Eyes” is the story of typical college guy Edward falling for a not so typical Bella. Popular frat boy Edward hears a laugh in a coffee shop and is captivated by the pretty girl it belongs to, but he doesn’t introduce himself. Then he sees her in the park one day, and he begins keeping an eye out for the pretty girl with the melodic laugh. He notices her talking to his frat brother, Emmett, so of course he asks Emmett for an introduction. Emmett totally shuts him down. Despite Emmett’s warnings, Edward approaches her one day in the park, and that’s when he realizes that Bella is blind. This is a pretty light-hearted story, but it deals with the issue of blindness in a realistic way. Bella has been overprotected her whole life, but she is capable of living her own life. Her conflicts with Emmett are exactly the sort of things you would expect an older brother to do for and about a younger sister he sees as unbearably vulnerable. And Edward’s initial reaction is probably pretty typical too–he’s shocked and unsure if he wants a relationship with a “blind girl”. But of course, it’s Bella, so he pursues her anyway. His thoughts on their first date are interesting. He goes from mildly embarrassed that Bella uses her cane to angry that everyone stares at her to annoyed to realize even if she wasn’t blind they’d stare anyway because she’s beautiful. Overall this is a sweet story with no heavy angst, but Edward does have a prickly relationship with an overbearing Carlisle, so the potential for drama exists. Also, there’s much allusion to some kind of incident during Edward’s freshman year–the reason Carlisle is so controlling now. Edward is probably right to be nervous about introducing Bella to Carlisle–he seems like the kind of psycho-planning father who has his son’s wife all picked out. “Angel Eyes” is right at the cusp of the interesting stuff happening, so get caught up and give RaeCullen some love for this sweet, endearing story.

Even more FF goodies over on KStew411′s page! Seriously, there are some AMAZING ones in that list you can’t miss!


Rob’s Running has Most Definitely Improved… Thank You Jeebus!

I’m still trying to go through all the New Moon special features, and it’s not a fast process by any means. I mean, first off, I did NOT buy all the different DVDs, cause Summit can suck it, and then a lot of the vids for the other scenes were getting pulled off of YouTube faster then you could say, “Team Edward kicks Team Jacob’s ass.”

But, there was a little gem, hidden away in the Eclipse feature on the Wal-Mart DVD (which, of course, I did not get). Rob is running. Again. On a treadmill. And it. is. HOT!

Um…. Rob. You are looking buff. And you are running… correctly. This is not how it always was.

I very much believed Kellan when he described Rob as running like a “mountain goat”  during Twilight filming. All the evidence in the past has pointed to that Rob’s athletic ability is lacking. Let’s relive this moment from Kellan, cause I kinda love it.

And, of course, those of us who watched every moment of the Remember Me remember that we all saw improvement when we saw this:

Yep, guessing THAT scene will be on the deleted scenes for the DVD. It’s good to see improvement. My athletic heart has been made happy. And I am sooo ready to see this little bit of running in action in Eclipse. Plus, seriously, how much do we all love Rob for wearing that beanie that is probably older then my oldest child, and what also appears to be a Carmen San Diego shirt, a game I am not all that sure he is old enough to remember. (All of us who DO remember playing it, on floppy disks, let’s take a moment to feel old. ) And never in my life I have wished to be a strap before. I don’t care if the next moment it was place on Jackson Rathbone’s sweaty crotch, or even Nikki Reeds. I would still be fine with it.

Since I am now taking the lazy approach in regards to the New Moon special features, I’m gonna just need you guys to tell me your faves. Cause I don’t want to waste any time on anything too Taycob heavy. ::shudders::

This super fuckhawt gif was found on Robsessed, and watched over a million times. By me.


Why Are You Reading This? Why Aren’t You Watching Your New Moon DVD?!?

For serious, what are you doing here?!? I was gonna do my traditional video blog and all that business, then I realized… what the hell?!? NO ONE is going to be watching fan made YouTube videos, cause you are all watching your DVDs. Or if you are watching YouTube videos its because you are searching for all the special features that are not on the version of the DVD you bought.

So go on. Go watch your DVD, and then I’ll post some videos for you tomorrow! Happy Robward times!


The Homebodies Guide to Avoiding New Moon Midnight Parties

Tomorrow, at midnight, tweens, teens and Twimoms across the U.S. will be gathered at Walmarts, Borders and what ever other stores may be having these late night scream fests that include way too many kids (and Twimoms, I can’t decide which is worse) competing for lame prizes. However some of us will not be partaking in this fuckery.

Can you believe these crazy bitches lined up in Walmart for THIS?!?

Personally, I know I can’t be at one of those parties, for several reasons. In fact, if either of my reasons sound like they fit you, you probably shouldn’t go either. First off, I lack the bond money I will need for when I slap the first 13 year old that screams, “I love Edward Pattinson!” Secondly, I am overly competive. It’s kind of a sickness. And if it came down to me and some 9 year old with a Team Jacob shirt on to win the New Moon key chain that isn’t worth the metal ring I will put it, I will destroy that 9 year old. People will look at me strange and think I am ridiculious. I will dance my happy dance waving the key chain in the face of the 9 year old and saying “Hahaha! Oh, and by the way, Taylor is gaaaaaaaaay!” Said kid will cry, and I will not care.

Instead of partying all night at a party that doesn’t even serve alcohol (hello, that is not a party), I’m going to be at home, going through my list of things to do while not attending a New Moon midnight party. Luckily, I am willing to share my 5 things that homebody Twi-fans must do when it comes to New Moon DVD release day!

1. Grab your snuggie and cuddle up on the coach and watch Twilight. Relive the happy times of hot, sexy, v-neck t-shirt Edward before moody, broody Tweed Edward makes you depressed the next day!

2. Get a cold beer (or wine, if that is your thang, I’m a beer girl) and catch up on all your fan fiction updates. Since you’ve been reading Bel Ami and most likely, Water for Elephants, I know you are behind. What a perfect night to catch up and get in the mood. ;)

While tweens are competing for Team Jacob keychains, I'll be dreaming of this... with a blonde Bella, who is slightly older, and maybe runs a blog...

3. Snuggle up in your bed with your Edward pillow and fall asleep by 11:30 a.m. You’ve got a long day of crying, squeeing, reliving New Moon on Saturday, and you’ll need your strength. You know you are going to lose your shit again when they go through the month montage.

4. Wake up Saturday morning, fully refreshed. Have a cup of coffee and a bowl of cocoa puffs, all while listening to the soundtrack. Then get on over to Target (or other store of choice, although I’m going with Target) and get your DVD, which I’m sure they will have plenty of.

5. Come home and enjoy, knowing that you did not have to fight any teens or tweens, or put up with Team Jacob fans (ugh!).

So, are any of you daring to fight the crowds? Or will you be sitting at home eating bon bons thinking about all those crazy Twi-fans and laughing to yourself, like me?


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