How the hell do you follow up to Rob peen? Is it even possible? Will you all even read this post, or skip down to yesterday’s post to relive what has been one of the most glorious moments since this blog’s inception?

The answer is probably, in this order, “you can’t,” “no, it’s not possible” and “no, I’m skipping back to yesterday.”

Oh yes, I WILL post this again!

Here is what I am doing. So many of you commented and tweeted and let’s face it, it was hilarious! Join me, won’t you, for a trip down memory lane…

“Okay Has Anyone Read @AmberRMW Post About His Monster In The Pants? If Not…READ IT! Still Struggling TO Breathe.” – TwilightOCDer

Duh, everyone reads my blog. Including Rob. And People Magazine. And possibly my mom. Hence the little note I left her yesterday. And sometimes I wonder, if People Magazine had seen today’s post, would they have ever included my blog in their magazine. Me thinks the answer is no.

“Is it normal that I thought of your mom before I ever clicked your link because I KNEW what you were going to talk about? LOL” – i_luv_Spunk

Of course that’s #normal. I think of my mom everyday when I write this blog (and pray that she is not reading on the sly and if she is, GO AWAY MOM!), so you as readers should think of her every day before you read my post. Think of what the hell you would say if you’re daughter was writing this stuff. The worst part is… thinking of my mom while thinking of Rob peen. It’s not a good balance. I had to stare at that picture a lot yesterday to get my mom outta my head. ::shudders::

“Rob goes commando cuz all his underwear are in the dirty laundry.” – RobsButtonsBabe

Poor Rob. Someone really needs to teach him that you can pay people to do your laundry for you. I mean, you can’t wait around till your mom comes to visit from London to get it all done. Seriously, if I could scrounge around the extra money for someone to do my laundry every week, I would do it. Hands down. I mean geez Rob, at least wash the undies and put them in a pile on the floor for you to grab from. Sometimes, okay most of the time, that’s what I do. It works.

“hello, it is I. The deliverer of Pattinson Peen. #GreenPantsPeen” – GreenPantsPeen

You want some more? I'll give you more!

::looks at watch:: Yep, it took less then 24 hours after the discovery of said picture for the pants to get their own Twitter account. I don’t know whether this is funny, or borderline creepy. I suspect this account will last just as long as it takes Rob to find a clean pair of underwear. Oh wait… that could be awhile.

“To protect my sanity, I decided that it’s just a visual effect. If it’s not real, I can go on with my life. IT’S NOT REAL, K? LOL Now, if I wasn’t so fond of what’s left of my sanity, i’d say HOLY SHIT, NO WONDER HE HAS BALANCE PROBLEMS! But I won’t of course.” – DanySpike

You can keep telling yourself it’s not real, but seriously, no one ever tell me. I want no proof of why that picture was wrong. I want to live my life believing that the reason Rob’s running form was so terrible is because he had a difficult time defying gravity. This makes me happy, and like you said, possibly a little insane. But I. Will. Take. It!

These were just a few of the great Twitter comments, and if you didn’t peruse the comments on yesterday’s post, you should. There was plenty of win there as well!

So, how has your life changed since yesterday’s epic discovery? Did you have some nice dreams? To that I say, you’re welcome!