First things first… Dear Mom, if this is the ONE day you decide to read my blog, please don’t. Close the window now and come back to tomorrow. Maybe. Love, Your FAVORITE Daughter
Now, back to business.
Well, sometimes even I am left speechless…
Um, someone's little monster looks like they want to come out and play.
Deep breath in, deep breath out…
Whew. I think we need to look at this again. Perhaps with a bit of a close up, eh? (I know NONE of you are disagreeing with that.)
Does that do anything for ya?
Sooooo, I’ve been trying for a very long time to discount this as something else. TheShagDaddy was trying to convince me that it was just Rob’s phone. I almost believed him. But then I realized why he would say this…
Jealousy. It’s a bitch, and I think the dude has it.
Rob is gonna have to learn some lessons on keeping things a bit more under wraps. First off, Rob, we know you bought some undies. It may be a good time to wear them. Secondly, go ahead and take a cue from Kellan, cause after NUMEROUS meetings of the paparazzi to his ::ahem:: “business,” he finally figured it out.
The towel is keeping that anaconda under control!
I am slightly sad about this. I mean, back in the day circa 2009, a pic of Kellan leaving the gym used to leave little to the imagination. Now I have to settle for just a wee bit of nipple action. Which I will take!
So what do you think ladies? Is that the real deal? Or just something in his pocket that just happens to be phallic shaped? Wait, wait?!? Don’t tell me. Don’t ruin the dream.
July 27th, 2010 at 12:32 am
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July 27th, 2010 at 12:40 am
Somehow I am failing…terribly and miserably…at following the simple instruction of ‘breathe in, breathe out’…He can come out and play ANYTIME.
July 27th, 2010 at 12:57 am
HOLY SH*T!
I mean, really — just . . . HOLY SH*T!
*thud*
July 27th, 2010 at 2:23 am
Drought what drought?! I always knew Rob was a testosterone injected piece of man candy but this is almost more then I can handle!!! Thank God Dean wasn’t there to block the cock!!! I always hoped it would be large but damn it appears that that bad boy is huge!!! Is it a possibility that the draping of the pants may have enhanced and or altered the size and shape of the Holy Peen sure?! But I’m willing to bet there is plenty of meat and potatoes under those pants. Rob definitely needs to wear better fitting under pants to insure Moby stays in place. Please Rob no more underwear from Mark n Spencers. A man of your size and stature needs a better fitting garment to insure that every thing is in its proper place. Poor Rob as if that day wasn’t bad enough for him now this!!! He will seriously want to kick his own ass when he sees this pic!!! Rob you are seriously packin some major heat!!!
July 27th, 2010 at 8:13 am
I don’t think he’ll want to kick his own ass so much as as print it out poster side and paste it on a sandwich board with the words “SUCK IT!” on the back.
And listen, I don’t like that kind of talk, “is it a possibility that the draping of the pants may have enhanced… ?” Don’t be a dream ruiner!
July 27th, 2010 at 6:10 am
Definitely the real thing. I have seen at least 2 other pics that leave nothing to the imagination. Let me know if you haven’t seen them Amber and I would be more than happy to share.
melody
July 27th, 2010 at 8:09 am
Well, there was Robscar Rob: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/hey_budderfly/00445a2r.jpg
And Duroy Rob: http://joebendesigns.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/tf-19.jpg
Please, do share if you have others!!
July 27th, 2010 at 7:57 am
It’s def the real thing, you can kind of see the outline of the pockets there & they don’t go in that far.
Wow Rob, just Wow! Now I’m even more depressed your not mine, lol
July 27th, 2010 at 8:22 am
Okay, okay… by request, some of the Kellan monster.
This one could be the fabric, but probably not: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6500000/Kellan-running-shirtless-just_bella-6502769-1048-1222.jpg
Def the business: http://thetwilightfansite.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kellan-lutz-jogging-01.jpg
I know there are more, but let’s face it, my collection of Kellan is now quite as substantial as the Rob.
July 27th, 2010 at 9:26 am
WOW is all I can say! I thought I was the only pervert! I am a happy camper! Got a new wallpaper on my phone! Thanks for the pics and magnification! You would think Rob would know not to go commando, especially with the paps hounding him as much as they do. I am NOT complaining though! Amber, love the post as usual!
July 27th, 2010 at 10:18 am
You will never be alone in the perving. There are PLENTY of us out there! Including me…
July 27th, 2010 at 10:27 am
All hail the mother of all peens!!!!! HALLELUJAH
I think I momentarily past out. lol
July 27th, 2010 at 10:31 am
Oh my! This is without a doubt my FAVORITE post today! Yummy!
July 27th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Thanks for Robs car Amber I forgot about that pic. All hale the Pattin Peen!!!
July 27th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Though I check your post everyday, I dont always comment. I think this may be my favorite post EVER! And I checked some of the other pics on this where you can see his phone. This is definitely NOT his phone. Thank You for the wonderful picture! My imagination is now running wild!
July 27th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
this is iPHONE hahaha
July 27th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
No one is allowed to ruin the dream. NO ONE!
July 27th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Don’t worry Amber. If Pat thinks that it is an iPhone then she is BLIND!!!!!!!!! there is no mistaken that shape.
July 27th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Breathe in breathe out?! I forgot how2 even breathe! Holy Shit! That is def the real deal Amber! Momma likey…a lot. He is packin. Mmmmm… Im all kindsa turned on now. I just mite go into labor rite now! Thank u 4 this post, my fave ever. Now excuse me while I drink more water so I dont end up dehydrated & in hospital! Whew!
July 27th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
well, i’m not good for my english.. but i absolutly shure of one thing ..this has nothing to do with my eyes.. and i can see WOOOW.. Robert mmm.. you’re very edible
July 27th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Rob’s peen transcends all language barriers. This picture could mean world peace.
July 27th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
This site probably have the biggest number of visitors ever. Everybody is linking it, I’m here today for the 50th time I guess. Not that I mind.
And I blame my friend @Cyn_TR for corrupting me. She took this http://twitpic.com/161gfb and ruined me for life.
July 27th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
And you thought you were running out of Rob material? Hmmm I think you hit the motherlode. Highlight of my week/month/year/life? I’m saving to iPhoto as we speak… Thanks, Amber. You rock,
July 27th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
This has made my day. I had declared this my Rob week, since the kids are away and hubby is working, I am totally immersing myself in anything Rob. I’ve had this pic up on my computer all day. Can the man get any better?
July 27th, 2010 at 6:49 pm
kristen you are a lucky girl.
July 28th, 2010 at 7:26 am
Here I was thinking TomStu was the lucky one! LOL Long live the Bromance!
July 27th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Meh. I’ve seen bigger. Like, on a horse when I worked at a stable… er, never mind.
If that’s for real — welp, I think it’s safe to say the boy likes to go commando. Oh, and has a really big cock. But that was obvious.
July 28th, 2010 at 7:27 am
It will always be for real, until Rob proves otherwise, and we ALL now that there is only one way to prove otherwise. #nakeytimes
July 27th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Ok Amber… this is the first and I mean the FIRST pic I have ever seen of HHH that actually looked like the man had a real penis… and I’ve been looking at Rob pics for over a year now.
My question is what kind of underwear is he sporting that keeps THAT under wraps. Maybe he “tucks” all the time? Just to keep up guessing? LOL!
July 28th, 2010 at 7:27 am
No longer a doubter, eh?! LOL I’m gonna guess that Rob has to do the briefs. No way boxers could contain all that business.
July 27th, 2010 at 11:04 pm
HOLY CROW!! If I didn’t know better I’d say that man had more than one peen we need to get him a jock strap with a lot of elastic to keep it in! It looks like they are trying to kiss each other. Now I know what WFE’s really mean! OMG how could such a shy young man have so much meat and potatoes in his pants.
July 28th, 2010 at 7:29 am
Hahaha, your meat and potatoes comment made me think of “There’s Something About Mary”… frank and beans!
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July 28th, 2010 at 5:49 am
Wow! Just wow! Rob peen has to be the best ever – and I’ve seen a few in my time, believe me!!! But then Rob in his entirety is just the business.
July 28th, 2010 at 7:28 am
“…and I’ve seen a few in my time, believe me!!!”
I LOVE you for that!
July 28th, 2010 at 6:53 am
Thank you for making so many women happy yesterday. That’s all.