Monthly Archives: September 2010

September 30, 2010

Alright, It’s Time for an Intervention. The Beard Must Go.

By Amber

Rob spotting. Rob spotting. The man is back in LA. But he looks like this…

Uh… yikes. Let me go on the record and say  I fully support scruffy Rob. And I even at times enjoy a bearded Rob. But this? Oh no. It’s gotten a little bit ridiculous. I mean, what is he trying to do? Distract us from the body is smuggled in that ginourmous black bag?

You know what? I take it back. The beard isn’t the most creeptastic part. It’s the ‘stache. It looks like an old man ‘stache that has not been well groomed and food will get stuck in. Snacks for later Rob?

And can you seriously actually carry your backpack on your shoulders properly? Between that and the dead body in the other bad, you’re going to have back problems before you are 30.

Not leaving out TomStu either… drop the hat and burn the boots. Want to talk about a decent looking guy that can’t pull off the hobo look? Yeah, that’s Tom. Sorry Tom.

And while Rob is master of the sex stare, apparently he is also the master of the “back the fuck up papz” look. Those red eyes aren’t the flash. No. They are laser beams getting ready to shoot out. Yep. Nailed it.

Now that Rob is back in LA, and LA is in the middle of a heat wave, we can only hope that the high temperature and Rob not enjoying face sweat will force his hand with the razor. Or at least with the trimmer. Either way, something needs to happen because mama no longer likes.

26 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson

September 29, 2010

I’m Not in the Rob Mood. I Need a Pick Me Up.

By Amber

Yesterday was a sad day in the Rob fandom. We lost a blog. Don’t get me wrong. Blogs come and go like nobody’s business. But this was pretty much the mother of all Rob blogs.

Robert Pattinson Life shut it down yesterday. This is a huge loss. So many of us got all of our major Rob news from the ladies that ran this show. But now it is no more.

I don’t really want to make any conclusions on anything. Basically, everything you need to know about what happened is in that link above. But I do want to get on my soap box for just a minute here…

Being part of a fandom is supposed to be fun. If it starts not being fun anymore, then it’s probably time to go. We all joke about how “Rob is life” but we all know at the end of the day, Rob is not life. We have plenty of other things we should be worried about, and for the most part, we are all there.

Eighty percent of our fandom is cool. We get it. We have fun and enjoy each other’s company. We love Rob in safe and normal ways. However, that other 20% is ruining it for us, and I hope some how, some way, it stops.

There, that is the end of my soapbox. I needed to get that off my chest in a bad way. And since I bored you with my opinion and all, I wanted to post something to cheer you up and get you through the day! Or at least cheer me up. The fandom has me down today. I was gonna post some hot pictures, but then I decided to go one step further.

The Details video. petitbiel‘s version. One of the best videos ever with one of my favorite songs ever.

Enjoy, and continue to love Rob in safe and normal ways.

8 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson

September 28, 2010

I Am Constantly Surprised…

By Amber

What surprises me you say? Rob winning best dressed awards. Ever. And for like the billionth time it seems, Rob won another best dressed, this time from Glamour UK. I will give them credit. At least they posted a decent picture this time after I gave them a major tongue lashing about their lack of quality pictures.

Oh, fun fact. As this picture is being taken, I am behind Rob in the ESPN Zone balcony. AS THIS IS BEING TAKEN! And as you can guess, I was losing my shit. Cause deep down, I’m a major fangirl,

Anyway, I digress. Rob is a great looking guy, and when other people are picking out his clothes, they are quality! We know this. If we are only looking at THESE pictures…

… then yes, Rob is best dressed. But we all know these days are the exception, not the norm, for Mr. Pattinson. He is not rocking the skinny tie or the hot suit or even a non holey t-shirt on most occasions. So when I see that Rob is voted best dressed, I don’t think of the above pictures. No, I think of these pictures…

So listen, ladies and magazines… let’s get real. Rob is not the best dressed. Don’t humor us and think giving him this title will move more magazines off the shelf. It won’t, unless that magazine includes pictures that rival those of GQ, Vanity Fair or Details. No? Then let’s give it to some man who probably really deserves it. I would suggest someone else, but let’s face it, I only have eyes for hobos!

7 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson

September 27, 2010

NSFW — Guest Post from Stephanie (P.S. It IS Safe for Work!)

By Amber

I got this from Stephanie over the weekend. Since I called her out in Friday’s post, I figured it would be a good idea to let her have a response, and post it in a timely manner for her! So go on Stephanie, blog away!

So since Amber called me out during Friday Videos (which I LOVED btw, lmfao) I feel the need to address NSFW.  I’m not sure I understand what this means??  I mean, I know what it means and all, but I choose to disagree.  So let me see if I can test this out. Is this the definition for not safe for work. . .

Ouch, face diving into the monitor is not advisable, nose bleeding much??

Or this?

You love it when I do this don’t you bb!!

That’s right, you relax, I’ll do all the work.

Do you have any idea what I’m about to do to you. I don’t care if the driver watches.

No, don’t turn away, I want you to watch . . .

Is this a good start? Are these the types of pics and thoughts we speak of when we say not safe for work? I guess it depends on who you ask or more importantly, how your office is set up.

Now lets take my office for the sake of this conversation. I am very well hidden in the back and I can hear people (almost always anway, I’ve had a few close calls, lol) before they make it all the way to my desk, thank god!!!  So I say EVERYTHING is ok for work. It’s just how you do it that counts. There are some rules I try to stick to that I will share below.

  1. Don’t be greedy. You can’t expect to spend a lot of time. Get in and get out! Still getting you what you need and there’s less of a chance of getting caught.  Lots of short trips. That’s how I roll!!
  2. Know your surrounding area and sounds. You can usually tell who is supposed to be around you. The people right around me know what I’m doing and are ok with it because they know I share the Rob love (with pics and blogs only, WHEN Rob is mine in real life they know and are starting to accept the fact that I’m out. I WILL NOT SHARE REAL LIFE SEXY TIME WITH MY MAN!! Sorry ladies ;P).  Okay, got a little off track but what I’m saying is listen for different footsteps or doors. BE VERY AWARE. (Amber Note: This is true. My boss is a ninja, so ALT+TAB is my very best friend. Don’t know what ALT+TAB is? Try it out and you will see!)
  3. Get your work done. Now this takes some skill. You do have to be able to get back to work and finish the tasks at hand after your Rob perv time or people will get suspicious and you don’t want that. Suspicious people start really paying attention to your every move, which equals no sexy Rob pics at work, and nobody wants that!
  4. Back to reality. This kind of goes hand and hand with #3. This is also a tough one, especially on a day that good pics/videos surface. You have to be able to return to work after the drooling ends.  Now I’m not saying forget about it all together, because lets face it, that is close to impossible, especially when things like this came out . . .

This has consumed my every thought since the day it came up, I mean out.

I think this picture was the greatest test of my focus ever, and I came real close to failing this day. But I just couldn’t help myself. I stared, and drooled, and stared and drooled, over and over and over, all day long!!!  I think I fell into a coma, a pure heavenly blissful coma. Oh the visions, the daydreams, so vivid, I can still see them so clearly! Eventually, slowly I came through it and got on with things, but it has never fully left me. This one will always have a special place in my heart, tear, sigh…

Great, now I forgot what I was saying!! Oh well, back to work I guess, or pics, hmmm, what to do??!!  Uh oh, someone’s coming, gotta go!

Steph… you do realize you completely proved me right about my comment on Friday! LOL I <3 you for being a good sport and playing along! Now, my question to all of you is, how do you satisfy your Rob times at work? Getting online? Maybe you have pics hidden in your office (like me!)? Let’s hear how you keep the obsession going without the boss knowing!

11 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Guest Blogs, Rob Pattinson

September 24, 2010

Friday Videos, Including an Amazingly Awesome NSFW Video!

By Amber

It’s always a good Friday when (1) I can put together more then 2 videos and (2) at least one of the videos I post is soooo not safe for work it isn’t even funny! So we got the typical hotness down below, but the first video, in keeping with our Fan Fiction talk from yesterday, will have you guys scrambling to start reading! Um!

Happy Friday!

Master of the Universe Teaser Trailer [Celebrating 1 year of pure submission to 50Shades]

Alright. Time for me to be honest. I love fan fiction. I read a lot of it. I have NOT read MOTU. I don’t know why. I normally give in to peer pressure. But I do know one thing. This video right here from petitbiel is making me seriously consider reading. Like, right now. P.S. DEFINITELY NSFW! Unless you work at reader/guest blogger Stephanie’s job. Then watch away.

Robert Pattinson – possession

I watched this video from robelied and I can’t really put my finger on why I like it. The song? Wait, there is this one moment where she times the pictures to make it look like Rob is giving me the eyebrow. No really. It looks like he is giving the viewer that “so, you wanna?” look. Trust. Watch.

| Robert Pattinson | good girls go bad

I feel like maybe I’ve seen this one before, but I don’t really care. I still like it. For first time video maker lllouisepattinson, it’s really not too bad! I will say, all video makers, stop using whatever it is that does the sound bars or whatever they are called over the video. You are hiding the pretty!

Robert Pattinson-Hot and steamy

XAXAwitch1 put together some nice little clips and pics in this one! The hotness is flowing, and I kinda love the part with the “fighting.” I love fightin’ Rob!

robert pattinson • like a g6

How about a “just the tip” for ya? LoveTwilightEdward made us a quick little video that left me wondering… what is a G6? Am I that unhip? Urban Dictionary says it’s either a type of jet engine, or gay sex. Hmmmm…

9 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson

September 23, 2010

The Realities of A Fan Fiction Addition… — Guest Post from Red Koolaid

By Amber
I may or may not love Fan Fiction. Okay, I love it alot! And I LOVE this guest post from Red Koolaid on the reality of it all! Enjoy!

I came a bit late to the whole Twilight thing. It wasn’t even on my radar until March ’09 when during a devastating flood in my city, I picked up a 99 cent movie rental at the grocery store. I’d never heard of Twilight, but I was desperate for a distraction from my impending evacuation and I wasn’t sleeping anyway. Twilight saved my sanity. And Rob, yeah, he saved my sanity too. (Not to worry — me, the hubs, the cat and the house all survived.)

The moment we all fell in love...

Not long after, I bought the books, DVD and soundtrack. It was inevitable that Fan Fiction would follow. At first I was a big appalled at the whole idea. of FF. How could someone steal Stephenie Meyer’s characters and do these things with them? Honestly! Then I read  His Personal Assistant, by NorthernLights17 … nuff said. I entered the dark side and haven’t crawled out since and don’t plan on it anytime soon.

I love all the different scenarios for these stories … so creative. In my mind, Edward is always Rob. Bella is not Kristen. Sorry. (Author Note: In my head, I’m always Bella. I like it that way!) That’s just the way it is. Edward as hockey or soccer star really crack me up since Rob hired someone to help him learn to run, but this is fiction, right?

Anyhow, after you’ve read a lot of FF, you notice certain trends. Here are my observations. Maybe you can help me make sense of them.

Bella is always a virgin. How Bella can go through four years of college, and in some cases grad school, and still remain a virgin is beyond me. I personally don’t think this is possible.

Edward always wears boxer briefs. Always great details about Edward’s underpants. Always boxer briefs. Does he never take a day off and just wear boxers or go commando? Gotta keep the “junk” protected, I guess. I do like all this detail about Edward’s bbs though.. does Rob wear bbs (when he actually wears underpants)? Just asking.

Bella always wears designer stilettos. The girl is poor as a church mouse but somehow can sport fuckhawt shoes… oh yeah, they were “gifts.” My friends all buy me $800 shoes too, Every day.

Elevators are erogenous zones. Edward can’t keep his hands off Bella in elevators; even if it’s full of other people….hmmm. Why does this never happen to me?

Gotta make sure Bella is first!

Edward buys sexy underwear for Bella. Bella has very vanilla underwear that she obviously buys at KMart. Edward wants her in sexy designer lingerie. How does he always know “her size” exactly? I don’t see Rob buying lingerie. It seems like he has enough difficulty buying underwear for himself.

The sex scenes are formula. I think there is a “cut and paste” sex scene template on FF. But hey, why reinvent the wheel? It’s a process, right? And you know courteous Edward is always going to let Bella come first. Un huh.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Do you LOVE fan fiction? What was that first story that got you hooked? And don’t forget…. the now gone KStew411 did leave one heck of a little library of fic for you to check out. And there are some REALLY good ones in the mix!

31 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Fan Fiction, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

September 22, 2010

Rob and Taylor Take Some Pretty Pictures Together

By Amber

I love when outtakes of photoshoots come out. It’s like a gift that keeps on giving. If you remember earlier this year, Entertainment Weekly did a shoot with Rob, TayTay and The Stew for the release of Eclipse. It was cute photo shoot, no Rob singles, but he seemed to be on a cute face alert. And that cute face teamed up with the WFE hair was KILLER!

So when outtakes came out today, I had to post them. Cause, well, I love them. And I love that they kind of look like Rob and Taylor’s engagement pictures, but whatevs, they are still adorbs. And here they are, with my own little commentary OF COURSE!

Why hello there finger porn? I’ve been missing you! Smiles, fingers, peeks of chest hair… I DIE! And jeebus Taytay. Are you trying to light up a high school football stadium with those teeth. I’m gonna need you to drink some coffee and have normal teeth like the rest of us.

Rob: So this is my form when I run now. Much better, right?

Taylor: *snickers*

Rob: Dood, what the hell?

Taylor: You still look like a mountain goat.

Put on your serious faces boys. SERIOUS! Taylor, make sure to stand up as straight as you can. We don’t have any more phone books back here to boost you up.

No really ladies? How can you say Team Jacob when you look at this picture. How? I mean, is Taylor even in this picture? All I see are one set of sex eyes looking straight through me… *le sigh*

Alright Rob, simmer the sex eyes down a little. I want to be able to function after this post. Psst… is there someone standing behind you? Do me a favor and steal that v-neck. You know you are the only one that rocks them the right way, with a peeky poo of the man hair.

Rob just looks like he’s thinking “you’re serious?” Love it!

Seriously though. With Taylor’s half smile and Rob looking over his shoulder, it DOES kind of have that engagement picture feel, doesn’t it? DOESN’T IT?!?

And now a few of the threesome…

This may be the best face Rob has ever made for a picture. Ever. Slight smile, perfect hair, the eyes… my goodness. Crop those other 2 out and make this one poster size to hang over my bed because that is NORMAL!

I will say, this picture makes me wish I could be part of that sandwich. But not with Taylor. Or Kristen, even though she does look gorgeous. Nah, I’m guessing it must be an open-faced sandwich then. I’m down. (TWSS!)

I think Rob missed the joke. He’s still posing. Or maybe he was the butt of the joke. Aw. Poor Rob.

P.S. If you LOVE these pictures, then RP Life has them in some kind of mega huge file where you can literally print billboards out of them, so go check them. These are all thanks to Pattinsonlife!

8 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Eclipse, Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner

September 21, 2010

I Really Have No Idea What I Am Doing AKA The Post That Was All Over the Place

By Amber

I had an idea for a post. I did. Then @FakerRPattz (the premier fake Rob on Twitter!) left me this message and I got all distracted pants:

I die....

Just picturing Rob, even a fake one at that, in this scenario, well, it killed me. It made me start going through my stash and looking for more Rob porn and then listening to Rob tunes, so I died. What a good way to go, right?

Then I realized that I still had a blog to write. Well, crap. So I’m gonna ramble a little bit about some good times and you all are going to like it because, well, I said so. And since as I am writing this it is still technically my birthday, you have to do what I say! :)

Sure you all heard the news… Rob is back in London. I’m actually a bit surprised just because I wasn’t sure he’d have enough time to slip a trip in there, but hey, sounds like he wanted to get some more bromance time in with Marcus before filming starts (since he was spotted at M’s concert). Kudos to that Rob! You know how I love me some Marcus! Make him come back to the states with you.

Thinking of Rob and Marcus together then made me think about those guys singing, which always makes me think of the song Broken. You’ve all probably heard Rob sing Broken, which is amazeballs.

Oh yes, that does things for you, right? But, have you all heard Marcus’ version?

I know a lot of you are new to the blog and may not have seen my bazillion of pushes for Marcus and his amazing voice. I was lucky enough to be at Marcus’ first USA show EVER and he surprised us all with Broken, and we all died and fell in love. You will too. Listen.

P.S. Do not talk about all the fangirling in the background, cause, well, some of the screaming is mine. No seriously, I can pick my voice out of that video no problem since one of my BFFs was videoing this. Oh, and if you are wondering what Marcus says before he starts, it “I haven’t played this song in a long time. But my friend keeps doing it and it’s pissing me off.” Wonder what friend he means? ;) And you hear someone holler Amber in the background. Yeah, they are talking to me. And the girl who says “I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.” Yep, that’s me.

Anyway, like I said, I have no idea where I was going with all this. All I know is, can I really do wrong by posting Rob music? No. And it was fun for me to relive this little moment in my Rob fangirly-ness!

7 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Marcus Foster, Rob Pattinson

September 20, 2010

Oh Hey, It’s My Birthday!

By Amber

Today is my birthday! Woot! And it’s my last one, since I’m turning 29 and decided that I’ve officially max leveled here and will not be leveling (aka aging) anymore. Nope. From now on, we will not be celebrating my birthday. Just the anniversary of my final birthday, which is today.

You got all that?

If you weren’t here last year, Rob sent me some pretty good birthday greetings. They made me happy. But not as much as these ones!!

Phew! Otherwise, that hug could be embarrassing.

There better be a fireplace somewhere near this rug.... awww, fantasy complete!

Is that your phone, or are you just happy to see me?

For some reason, I look at that face and I don't believe you. But here's hoping!

Oh, I love my completely legit and not at all made up birthday wishes from Rob! Thanks for indulging my lame Rob greetings for my birthday!

21 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson

September 17, 2010

It’s Friday and I Am Loving on Some Rob Videos.

By Amber

Awwww, it’s Friday! I don’t know about you all, but I am looking forward to the weekend, and I LOVE starting my weekend off with some Rob in motion. The pics. The vids. The tunes. Love, love, love!

Enjoy!

Robert Pattinson / Destroy me this way

Why hello hottness! This video from 85Dreaming has some awesome shots, lots of Details mixed with some new stuff, some old stuff, but it’s all hot stuff so who freaking cares! And the song is pretty good too. Watching Rob videos definitely increases the music library!

Robert Pattinson – Kiss Me, Take Me!

Even though E.T. is dangerously close to going on my list of songs that are overused in Rob videos, I still like this one. PattzCandy puts together a quick little teaser, that’s for sure. In fact, any video I post under a minute now is going into a new category called Just the Tip!

Edward Cullen ( Robert Pattinson ) – the beating of my heart ))

There is always room in my heart for my first love, Robward! SolAngelA777 does a nice little collage of all the cute little moments where Edward makes our hearts all a twitter! Love.

Robert *I wanna see your peacock*

I’m pretty much posting this video from DUKKESA31 for 2 reasons: (1) The song made me giggle; and (2) I do love close ups of Rob’s, well, you know. I’m gonna go ahead and call this one NSFW. You have been warned.

Robert Pattinson::Infect me with your love

Another Just the Tip video with the same song. Seriously. I’m blacklisting it. But I’ll still post this one from Enricatwilighter cause it has lots of Vanity Fair Rob, and well, I kind of love Vanity Fair Rob a bunch!

7 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Fan Made, Rob Pattinson

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