Rob spotting. Rob spotting. The man is back in LA. But he looks like this…
Uh… yikes. Let me go on the record and say I fully support scruffy Rob. And I even at times enjoy a bearded Rob. But this? Oh no. It’s gotten a little bit ridiculous. I mean, what is he trying to do? Distract us from the body is smuggled in that ginourmous black bag?
You know what? I take it back. The beard isn’t the most creeptastic part. It’s the ‘stache. It looks like an old man ‘stache that has not been well groomed and food will get stuck in. Snacks for later Rob?
And can you seriously actually carry your backpack on your shoulders properly? Between that and the dead body in the other bad, you’re going to have back problems before you are 30.
Not leaving out TomStu either… drop the hat and burn the boots. Want to talk about a decent looking guy that can’t pull off the hobo look? Yeah, that’s Tom. Sorry Tom.
And while Rob is master of the sex stare, apparently he is also the master of the “back the fuck up papz” look. Those red eyes aren’t the flash. No. They are laser beams getting ready to shoot out. Yep. Nailed it.
Now that Rob is back in LA, and LA is in the middle of a heat wave, we can only hope that the high temperature and Rob not enjoying face sweat will force his hand with the razor. Or at least with the trimmer. Either way, something needs to happen because mama no longer likes.
September 30th, 2010 at 12:24 am
Hahaha! That’s exactly what I said on Twitter earlier! http://twitter.com/RoslynSelene/status/25912334720
Great minds think a like.
September 30th, 2010 at 12:39 am
Good thing you mentioned the mustache part. Because, honestly, I really like his beard, but that weird mustache? Not working for me.
However, if he feels like showing up on my door right now, looking like that, I’m pretty sure I can look past that
September 30th, 2010 at 12:44 am
Wouldn’t we all!!! Funky or not. LMAO
September 30th, 2010 at 8:28 am
The ‘stache is disgusting. Reminds me of an old man. ICK!
September 30th, 2010 at 12:42 am
I could not agree more. He has gone from sexy scruff to mountman ruff. But I believe that is why he doesn’t shave. You said it. It’s to disrtact. No worries though, BD will be filming soon. And I too hate the stache. He could rock the full beard if he would keep it groomed.
September 30th, 2010 at 1:38 am
Oh, dear LAWD, no., No, no, no, no . . . NO! Hating the full-on Grizzly Adams look. Hate. Ing.
BUT — let’s all think positively about this, here. Maybe, just maybe, he’s about to begin work on some super-secret project for which he needed that beard? Or he already has done but just hasn’t had time to shave it off before having to return to LA?
Yeah . . . I don’t really think so either — but I was trying to find SOMEthing redeeming about it. (And it didn’t really work – LOL!)
However, if Rob needs some help shaving that sh*t off his face, I’ll gladly volunteer!
September 30th, 2010 at 1:49 am
I love me some Rob any which way, and I would definitely not kick him out just because of some bad facial hair! But seriously, I love that he and Tomstu have that “we kicked right down and had some me time and so stuff you all” look. It so looks like they’ve been having a good time without having to worry about anything but the good time!
September 30th, 2010 at 4:01 am
“Those red eyes aren’t the flash. No. They are laser beams getting ready to shoot out.” Love it.
I can’t believe that hat is still on his head. I’m surprised his mom didn’t wash it or try to throw it away. All I noticed were all the sweat stains around the brim.
I don’t really mind the beard and stache, but it does need to be trimmed. It’s time for the hair to go though. He got to relax and not shave for a while now, but it’s time to reveal that beautiful jaw we’ve all been missing.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:30 am
Yeah. Where is his mom in all this? I tell you what, I would not let my son out of the house looking that rough.
September 30th, 2010 at 4:34 am
Oh Rob, sweetie, please let us see that face again, give us what we crave, that jaw, those lips, I miss them and hope to see them soon!! But again, as you ladies have previously stated, I would NOT turn mountain man Rob away, i’d take him, and when I was done with him (like that would ever happen) i’d shave him while he slept, lmao!!
September 30th, 2010 at 7:47 am
Ahhhh, you see Steph, there lies the problem. You would need a few of us to restrain him (i don’t think he’d give it up willingly) and i for one would to be there to help. Any takers?
September 30th, 2010 at 8:14 am
Me, me! (jumping up and down)
September 30th, 2010 at 8:45 am
oh i could think of a few ways to restrain him she says with a dirty smirk on her face!!!!! i’ll hold him down ladies, l’ll take one for the team!!! lets go get em and take care of this, i miss those lips and jaw, i need to see them, and soon!!!!
September 30th, 2010 at 6:44 am
With so many things in his life that he is subject to that’s one thing he CAN control, and it will be gone soon*
September 30th, 2010 at 8:15 am
You just said it so well.
September 30th, 2010 at 8:47 am
Agreed, and thats why we can all deal for now, we know whats coming back, the sexy hotness will be upon us soon!!!!
September 30th, 2010 at 7:02 am
The beard is HORRIBLE. I agree… Somebody shave him please!!!!!
September 30th, 2010 at 8:27 am
TIME OUT!!
When did I ever say the beard was a deal breaker? Some of you girls are thinking I’d kick the boy out of bed for this.Um… no.
Manpris? Well, that’s a different story…
September 30th, 2010 at 8:51 am
The horror you say, i would never think the beard or pretty much anything for that matter would be a deal breaker for you, i have more faith in you then that, lol!!!
we had this discussion at work one day, the whole, well what if the only way you could sleep with him was if he wanted you to do . . . and we threw out many different what if’s. i gotta say, we didnt find one that i said, um yeah, no, pass, lol!!! pretty much anything goes if we were promised some Rob lovin after
September 30th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Def not, and getting rid of the manpris would be very easy to remedy. Just grab the sides and yank and no more manpris.
September 30th, 2010 at 11:01 am
Sorry but, I LOVE THE BEARD !!!
September 30th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Oh thank fuck someone feels like me about the beard!
September 30th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
LMAO, oh hi Bleriana
here’s the thing, i’m not opposed to the beard, but that is A LOT of beard and with all that beard we are missing out on the jaw porn, which makes me sad. not to mention that stache is blocking the ever important lip porn that i just cant live without!!!
September 30th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Come on, don’t everyone get excited. Our boy wants to be laid back as long as possible before his strict regime starts. I don’t blame him for he hardly had time off for two years. He will be our clean shaven golden boy in a few more weeks. I am sure that beard is soft as silk and Kristen loves how silky it is on her skin. Just saying…..
October 4th, 2010 at 12:15 am
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October 6th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
I don’t care what you say about his beard, his perfect and beautiful anyway, But without it…..i better lol!!!