I got this post late last night and it was too good not to post as soon as possible. Plus, I really didn’t want to write about the fake Simon Cowell story or the fact that new Superman comic has a very Robilicious looking Superman. (It’s true. Google it.)
I like this because it makes me feel like we have a lot less time to wait on Rob, and that’s what I need!
As we trudge across the Rob desert (it seems a long time between drinks – Eclipse released four months ago!) we are beginning to clutch at straws for any Rob sustenance to keep us going until we can get our fill of the Beautiful once again…
So we’re reduced to anything that even resembles or has a slither of a link to 6 degrees of Rob-separation.
1. The Loved Ones – November 4, 2010 http://www.thelovedonesmovie.com/#videos
Xavier can def help fill my void anytime!
Starring our gorgeous Xavier Samuel. Now the six degrees of Rob-separation – Xavier manhandled RobWard in Eclipse. You get the idea?
2. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One – November 19, 2010 http://www.mugglenet.com/
Oh Cedric, how we miss thee? Here's hoping for a flashback!
Starring Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel was manhandled by CedricRob in Goblet of Fire!
3. Welcome to The Riley’s – November Release? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183923/
No matter whether the manhandling is limited to the screen or not, you gotta admit, the girl is lucky.
Starring Kristen Stewart. Yes, she has manhandled Rob in Twilight, in New Moon, in Eclipse and probably as this posts, she is manhandling him on the set of Breaking Dawn (and yes, all you RobSten fans will say she gets to manhandle him all the fucking time!)
4. Eclipse DVD released ******** the only thing separating us from his Hotness is the drool and our television screens.
Oh yes. Robward for the WIN!
5. Burlesque – January 13, 2011 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1440732/
Oh, the first MTV awards... good times!
Starring Cam Gigandet. Now we all know that RobWard and James manhandled each other in the ballet studio in Twilight…*sigh* (and if you’re like us, you watch it often)!
6. Bel Ami – May 12, 2010, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1440732/
Oh, I am an eager beaver for this one!!
Is that date for real? Every woman and her daughter will be manhandled by DuRoyRob in the film – but can we wait that long???
Now we know Amber has the p0rn stash to illustrate this post…so hop to it babe! (I did! And I hope you approve!)
Luv,
I did notice you all left out something verrry important… WATER FOR ELEPHANTS! I think there will be some manhandling moments in that movie as well, although not nearly as many as Bel Ami. 
Which means I couldn’t forget a picture of that!
Oh holy circus hotness!
And, in case you are wondering, in the original “6 degrees” game, I have been deemed to be only 1 degree away from Rob! WOO HOO! That’s the benefit of meeting, chatting up and buying Sam a beer. I figure since Sam remembers my name when I see him, it counts as 1 degree! One day, I WILL close that gap!
Are any of you able to figure out your degrees away from Rob? If you can, how does it fall? I’d love to hear some fun stories!
October 28th, 2010 at 12:35 am
I’ve met Sam.
Me -> Sam -> Rob
I’ve met Bobby.
Me -> Bobby -> Rob
I’ve met & chatted with Johnny, Oliver, Mike & Joe who are all associated with How To Be at a screening.
Me -> Johnny, Oliver, Mike, Joe -> Rob
I’ve been waved to (along w/ TRR) by Dean, his bodyguard, at the Jimmy Fallon taping last March.
Me -> Dean -> Rob
I made eye contact w/ Nick, his manager, at the Today Show taping in NYC last March.
Me -> Nick -> Rob
OH WAIT
I’ve “met” Rob! AKA I was on the red carpet at the NM Premiere & totally touched him & got a shit ton of pics of him.
Me -> Rob!!
lol I sound like a TOTAL creeper. O_o
Hi Amber! Miss you!
October 28th, 2010 at 4:41 am
OMG!!!! this made me laugh sooo hard!!!
Girl you ROCK!!!
I am soooo jealous at you!!!!
October 28th, 2010 at 7:57 am
I <3 you! Should I break mine down further to make you feel better? Cause you know Sam isn't my only 1 degree acquaintance, but since we actually have had conversations, I count him higher then the others.
And yes. You are a creeper. But no worries. I am too.
October 28th, 2010 at 9:04 am
soooo jealous!!!! can i touch the hand that touched him, can i, huh, huh, pretty please?????
October 28th, 2010 at 12:41 am
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October 28th, 2010 at 1:10 am
Ummm I think I’m 3 degrees away from Rob.
I work at my family’s fashion business in Downtown LA and on the summer of 2009, the guys from OK-GO (“Shooting the Moon” NM soundtrack) comes to our place and asks if we can to make their outfits. I knew them from that treadmill music video but I didn’t really make a big deal. When the NM soundtrack came out, I was like, “Whaaa? I could’ve gotten them to pay us back with some NM premiere tickets!!!”
So it’s:
Me—>Ok-Go—>NM Soundtrack—> New Moon—>Rob
October 28th, 2010 at 1:40 am
Ok, when Twilight 1st hit the big screen, someone decided to throw a vampire baseball game for charity. Fast forward to the NM movie. Vampire baseball came to New Orleans and that’s where I met Daniel Cudmore (Felix). Had a great convo (talked about the fight scene), took the pic and manhandled the ass.
So I manhandled Dan, and he manhandled Rob
1 degree me->Daniel->Rob!!!!!
I also have pics of Chaske, Alex &Tyson, but I didn’t talk to them. So they don’t count.
October 28th, 2010 at 5:57 am
Lol, oh twin, did u pinch his ass??
October 28th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Girlllllll, pinched, groped, caressed, and rubbed!!!!!!!
Yes, yes I did All of the above. I’m sure he felt volated. I am Shay and I totally molested Daniel.
October 28th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
that last sentence sounded like the start of a molesters anonymous meeting – hello, my name is Shay and i molested Daniel, LOLOLOL!!!
atta girl, i expect no less from my other half, PRICELESS!!!
and thanks, i needed a laugh, its been a real sh&t day, ughhhhh!!!
October 28th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Awwww, I’m all sad panda for ya. I’m glad i made you laugh. I’m wishing happy dream with Rob tonight.
October 28th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
aww, thanks sissy!!! dont be a sad panda, just stupid work stuff / people, i swear supervisor is just another word for the stupid b*tch in the middle, lol!!!!
oh god, i wish us all happy wet Rob dreams with sparkly peen cookies dancing in our heads, lmfao!!!!
October 28th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
and dream i will. have you heard, Rob has been riding that bike of his (omfg, i wish i was that fucking bike seat.) all over Baton Rouge. Did that sound gross? i don’t care. i would love to have that stanky ass all up in my face. YEAH THAT IS GROSS!!!!!!!! I STILL DON’T CARE!!!!!
Oh, check out Robsessed, there’s a vid!
October 28th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
ewwww, LMFAO!!!!! you are too much girl, i love it!!! any plans on taking a road trip to the set???
i will check this video out right now, i got goosebumps, i’m all excited!!!
October 28th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
saddly no. the only way i can meet Rob, (and i am being totally honest here, without getting devorced) would be at an event. like i did when i met Daniel. the week before the game, we got into a huge fight about the stupidest thing that lasted for 3 weeks. i think he did it so i wouldn’t go. but i went any way. i was gone the whole weekend. he thought i left him and the kids.
and trust me, if there is an event in New Orleans and Rob will definitely be there, i will BE THERE.
October 29th, 2010 at 7:28 am
oh no!!! well i will keep my fingers crossed for an event then!!! and if there is an event I AM COMING WITH YOU!!!!!!! i’m a single girl, nobody to yell at me, well except my kids but they just roll their eyes and laugh and they know full well if there is a chance for me to go anywhere and meet the pretty i’m going (and i’m sure my daughter will be right there with me, lol)!!!!
BTW, i cant find that video on the bike
October 28th, 2010 at 4:42 am
I went to the Supanova Convention in March, and met Alex Meraz (Paul). He signed my New Moon DVD, and though there was no manhandling, there was certainly DVD handling, and I’m hoping that he and Rob can share screentime in BD, so hopefully, this is a preemptive post about two degrees of separation, once removed by the space/time continuum.
Me –> DVD –> Alex Meraz –> future Rob
WIN!
October 28th, 2010 at 4:45 am
*pouts*
Living in Europe sucks!!!
I an on 0 degree!!! LoL
*sniffs*
October 28th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
NOOOOOOOOOO, It most definitely DOES NOT!!!!!!!! Italy is my happy place after Rob that is.
October 29th, 2010 at 12:53 am
hahaha!!!
well,I’m pretty close to Italy..just across it, from Croatia!
October 28th, 2010 at 4:56 am
Oh man, I suck, I haven’t met anyone!! I don’t think I’m any degrees
*crying in my crunch berries*
Yip, I’m eating crunchberries this morning, don’t judge, lol!!
Great post
October 28th, 2010 at 5:26 am
i don’t think I have any degree to get to Rob.
But maybe this December when I meet Peter Facinelli I’ll get a little closer.
Can I just say I clicked for The Loved Ones and have to wonder why Xavier picked this movie?
October 28th, 2010 at 7:27 am
I think I’m about 375,426 degrees from Rob ;-( I don’t know anyone who knows anybody and if they’re holding out on me, I’m gonna be pissed.
October 28th, 2010 at 9:06 am
I’m with you Debbie – absolutely no degrees
October 28th, 2010 at 7:59 am
Hey now, now… for everyone who thinks they are that many degrees away from Rob REMEMBER you all know me, and I am 1 degree, which automatically makes you 2.
There. Feel better?
October 28th, 2010 at 8:03 am
Hell yeah….
This makes me happy!!!!
October 28th, 2010 at 9:07 am
TRUE
i’m happier now, thanks Amber – i can always count on you!!!
October 28th, 2010 at 9:57 am
Okay, that does make me feel a little better. Thanks Amber.
October 28th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Oh oh, does this count? Cam was in Never Back Down, that was filmed in and around Orlando, 1 part was filmed at a waterski park that I drive by periodically. That’s streching it, huh? I thought so.
October 28th, 2010 at 10:37 am
LMAO!!! Oh Debbie, i like where your going with this – if this is the case i can change mine as well.
I have been to MANY of the places that Rob himself filmed Remember Me at, does that count?? If so i could be close, real close!!!
October 28th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
I have never commented on here before but I have to now because you people will totally get how excited I was to find out that I was only a couple degrees away from Rob.
So the story goes like this: My hairdresser, whom is a good friend, has a long time client whose son lives in LA. The son was out running one afternoon and when he came back to his apartment there were paps everywhere. One of the other apartment tenants went over to him and said “Dude, you will never believe who just hit your car” I am being dead serious here people, it was Rob on the day he was being chased by the paps.
So it goes like this:
Me–>Hairdresser–>Client–>Son–>Car–>Rob
I totally squeed when she told me about the story. And I knew who she was going to say before she even said it. And there was NO damage to the car. Seriously, this is a true story!! I am not making this up. The paps blew the incident out of proportion (big surprise right??) because there really was no damage and he barely touched it. So maybe it isn’t the greatest way to be connected to him, but still. I know somebody who knows somebody!!!!!!