Monthly Archives: November 2010

November 30, 2010

For $30,000 I’m Gonna Need a Little Bit More Then a Date, ifyouknowwhatimsaying

By Amber

Oh sweet Rob. He keeps donating the goods for charities, which makes me smile. This time, you win a date with Rob… aka they take you to the Breaking Dawn set and let you and 3 of your besties hang out near Rob. Please. Me and 3 friends. Sounds like a crowd to me.

 

How much is this date gonna cost?

And it seems that this  ”date” is upward in the ranges of $30,000. You read right. Thirty- thousand dollars!

 

Without comparing Rob to a high priced escort (okay, maybe a little) I was thinking of what MY expectations would be should I be the one dropping $30,000 on a date with Rob.

1. I’m gonna need AT LEAST dinner and a movie. Really. That’s a minimum. Plus, I really want to see the new Harry Potter movie and it may take me paying the $30,000 to get a few hours minus kids to go and see it. Plus, I want to freak people out when I yell, “OH  EM GEE!! It’s the ghost of Cedric Diggory!! RUN!

2. For $30,000, I’m gonna need a little more then being on the set. You’re gonna have to go on and put me in the movie. I’m sure there is one vampire role left I can fill. I don’t even need any lines. I just really want someone to do my hair and makeup for the dinner and movie. (see #1)

3. Rob is going to have to sing. I need my own Songs from a Living Room, but really the living room is my hotel room (that comes with the $30,000). And I’m the only one there. Cause I’m a selfish bitch when it comes to my music. It’s very indie of me. Love me through it.

4. And finally, for $30,000, I’m gonna need to 1st hand experience this…

Yes. I want Drunk Rob. Really. And I don’t even mind if Rob is drunk for 1-3 either if necessary. And if he’s limited on time, let’s ship in a 6 pack of Four Lokos. That boy will be gone in no time.

Don’t be too shocked that I didn’t include “have my way with him” for the $30,000. I got mad skillz. There would be no need to make that a requirement, ifyouknowwhatimsayingandithinkyado!

P.S. Funny story time… way back when, I was in a date auction. I went for $15 to my guy friend who I made promise to bid on me in case no one else did. Think Rob has a safety net? Maybe his mom is doing all the bidding to save him from any crazy Twimoms out there. The ones who are not normal like us.

What do you think? Is $30,000 enough? Which one of you is going to open your pocket book (and make me one of your 3 friends)?

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November 29, 2010

Let’s Start Our Week Off with Videos Instead!

By Amber

It’s late Sunday night. The turkey has been eaten. Shopping has been done. And the Christmas tree is up. There is a reason most of us have 4 days off of work. That is a lot of shizz to conquer in just a few days.

So instead of ending the week off with videos, let’s start it off instead. For a few reasons. 1) We all need to be eased back into the work week. Nothing eases like a good video. 2) When we go on vacay, Rob seems to do the same. So alas, no news. AND 3) I am feeling a little lazy. There. I said it.

Robert Pattinson: I Can’t Stay Away

Isn’t this how we all feel sometimes? ::sigh:: I tell you. This boy just crawls up in your head and stays there. And this little vid from beanene1 has lot’s of vintage Rob mixed with the new to keep reminding you of all the reasons why it’s okay that you can’t stay away. Totally normal.

Okay, this is an oldie, but a few people reposted it so it showed up in my list of new videos a couple times and I just love it to much not to post it again for the 8 billionth time.

Robert Pattinson singing live ” I was broken”

Gah. I die EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. And seriously, if you listen and love Rob, you NEED to listen to Marcus Foster. The similarities between their voices is insane. Srsly. Do it.

Badassward is back… fingers crossed

Guess who it is under a different name?! everLUSTneverFOUND is the ever amazing Biel, which is obvious by this amazing sauce video that makes me instantly want to own a copy of Eclipse. The $30 blu-ray version! You hear that Summit?! Trust me, this girl is helping you, not hurting you!

Eghads! I couldn’t post many more videos. There were SOOO many BD & Eclipse DVD spoilers and I want to keep as spoiler free as possible. Which means you have to go look on your own. ;)

Hope this starts your week off right! Friday at 12 a.m. is right around the corner.

 

 

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November 25, 2010

Lots of Good Things to be Thankful This Year

By Amber

Awwwww, it’s Thanksgiving. Well, at least over here in the States it is. That means lots of good grubbing and meditating on all the things in your life you are thankful for. Of course, plenty of these things aren’t exactly what I would say at the table as the family does the round-the-round, but they are most def things that I am very thankful for!

I'm thankful for you and your crazy vampire dreams!

1. I am thankful for Stephenie Meyer.

Maybe that’s lame. I don’t know.

But I do know this. This woman has literally changed my life. And I like to think for the better. These books/movies have brought me life-long friends, opportunities I never thought existed and just awakened a part of me that realized “hey, I’m a mom, but I can still have fun.” Plus, they brought me to Rob and all the fun it is to drool, as well make fun of him.

2. I am thankful for my friends who get it.

I had friends before all this. Not many, but I did have friends. But the friends I have now, seriously, I love them. I can talk to them about anything, and I know at least a couple will probably last a lifetime. These friends get it, and I just can’t imagine a day without talking to some of them. It’s what gets me by.

3. I am thankful for Rob.

This is a big fat duh on my part. But it needs to be said. I am thankful for Rob. Yes, I am thankful for all the pretty, pretty pictures. And the movies. And the interviews. And the videos.

But I am also thankful for the music. And not just Rob ‘s. It’s led me in this whirlwind of not only Rob’s friends, but then it just opened me up to being a bit more experimental in my music choice. And I LOVE this

I am REALLY thankful for this picture!

new side of the world I have been missing!

So, what are you thankful for? I get kind of serious on here, but hey, I’m seriously thankful for these things. But you don’t need to be all serious (unless you want to be). Put it out there and share! I’d love to hear about it!

Update!

I am in a turkey coma and contemplating waking up at 4 a.m. to go shopping. In the interest of the fact that I need to be well rested in order to fight people off, I’m not going to be posting tomorrow because I’m going to bed.

Sorry. Love me through it. And I’ll be back on Monday!!

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November 24, 2010

I Love When My Point is Proven!

By Amber

I’m right most days. I know. It’s tough for me to live with it. But I tell you what. I am NOT used to being proven correct so quickly.

So yesterday I went into this whole soapbox/rant/most likely incoherent post about spoilers. One of the comments I made was how I didn’t really feel like a “drought” was over with set pictures. While nice, I will always love the casual, out and about Rob over overly made up movie Rob. And most of you seemed to generally agree with me, even if you are just a bunch of spoiler whores.

Lo and behold… I popped over to Robsessed to read their blog with my eyes covered (Eclipse DVD spoilers all over the place) and I came upon this:

Why hello there "out and about" Rob!

And even though there was a new Robowski pic above it and an Eclipse BTS video below it, THIS was the picture that caught my eye. Not because it’s the best picture of Rob ever. Or because looking at it somehow changed my life.

It’s because this is the Rob I love. The one I fell in lust love with. Sweats. A hat. ::sigh:: He looks gorg just like this. I’m feeling the fangirl butterflies just starting at the blurry mess of a picture that is.

So there. Rob and some awesome fan who took this picture and posted it managed to prove me right. Am I crazy? Should I be loving this picture as much as I do?

Source

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November 23, 2010

What’s a Girl to Do? — The Story of a Non-Spoiler Whore

By Amber

Spoilers make Robward ANGRY!

I’m having such a dilhemia right now. It’s killing me.

I am not a spoiler whore. For good reason. I’ve seen way too many set pics, so I rarely seek them out anymore. I don’t read scripts. I don’t like to see all the extras to a DVD before release date. I don’t like to hear spoilers to the movies (even if I have read the book).  I just don’t dig being spoiled.

It all pretty much started when I had the ending of Remember Me spoiled for me. Not completely, but let’s just say a big piece of the puzzle was in front of me and it was easy to put the pieces together. Plus, I spent the whole freakin’ movie placing outfits from certain set pics, and then wondering where other scenes that were deleted were. Ever since then, I’ve been much more careful.

I like to walk into a movie theater and still have a somewhat surprising experience. Yes, a few set pics are cool (not too many, of course). But as far as the story itself goes, I don’t want to hear it.

And even as I anxiously await a DVD, I don’t want to hear the entire commentary in advance. I don’t want to see all the deleted scenes. I don’t even want a hint at what the title screen is going to look like. Pass on that.

There is something to be said for having a little bit of patience. It honestly makes that first experience so much better! When I walk into the theater, it’s easier to see beyond Rob to the character. When I watch the deleted scenes on a DVD, they are large and in charge on my TV, as they were meant to be seen. Patience is good!

Plus, can I be honest with you all? Are we in the trust tree?

Sometimes the overload makes my Rob love wane. Like right now. I’m kind of like… eh.

I know, I know… ::sigh:: Love me through it…

I pretend like I hate droughts. I don’t. Unless they are ended with pictures of Rob toasted or a video of him giving TomStu a piggy back ride. I feel like set pictures don’t really end the drought for me. Cause that’s not Rob. It’s Edward. Or Jacob. Or Georges. And I want to see Rob, not all those random dudes.

 

A much better way to end a drought!

So, what is this whole soapbox for? Why am I telling you all this?

 

Mainly because I want to be honest. Are there pictures out there I could post? Hell yeah. Are there new videos? Yep. But they are all either spoiling 1) the Breaking Dawn movie; or 2) the Eclipse DVD. And I am trying so hard to keep what is left of my non-spoiler cherry intact, so I don’t want to post them here. I don’t even want to talk about them.

Cause I am no spoiler whore!

But believe me, as soon as I can sit down and watch all the goodies that are the Eclipse DVD, I will be spoiling the hell out of it here on the blog! ;)

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November 22, 2010

A Quick Pick Me Up – Guest Post by Stephanie

By Amber

Yep. Another guest post today! But I figure this one works well cause of all the pictures. And it’s Monday, so we NEED these to get rolling. Especially being a short week.

Plus, I was watching the American Music Awards last night and fangirling HARD over New Kids on the Block and I could NOT get my mind back on Rob after that. At all. Can you blame me?! NKOTB is what awoke the fangirl in me for the first time.

So let Stephanie, who is fangirling hard enough over Rob for all of us, help get you through the day!

Ahhh mornings, my alarm is screaming at me to get up and as I do I realize I really don’t feel so great. I seriously contemplated staying home but quickly pushed the thought out of my mind. The way work is lately, I can’t miss a day or I’ll be crying when I return at the site of the mess that would surely await me on my desk. So I get up, impressed with my self, feeling like I’m making the right decision for work. “Taking one for the team” I say to myself. You know what? Nobody is really gonna be around today, I’m making an executive decision. Today is sweat shirt, jeans and boots day. Sounds good right??

Yup, until I get to work, and both my bosses walk in and let me know they have a VP of a very important customer of ours coming in. SUPER. I’ll spare you all the gruesome details of the verbal lashing I got. It wasn’t pretty, that much I can assure you. I tried to go about my day, moving on from it even with the emails that came sporadically to remind me how mad he was, just in case I’d forgotten. Yeah right. Like that’s possible!!! The day just keeps getting worse, and I keep feeling worse. I don’t feel happy, not even a little. So, what do I do? Who do I turn to? I’ll give you one guess…

HA!! Take this as my little secret “get back at the bosses for yelling at me”. While you were showing around said VP, I was busy perving and not working, so there! *sticks tongue out*

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November 19, 2010

Yowza! It’s Friday! That means Rob videos!

By Amber

Ooooooh! It’s Friday! My fave day of the week cause I love starting my weekend with lots of Rob hotness in video form. And um, prep yourselves ladies, cause you may really lose it. Especially after video #2. Yowza.

Have a fantastical weekend!

Robert Pattinson – TNT

Oh, hotness is prevalent in this one from robelied! My goodness. But the end. Oh, how I <3 the ending!

Robert Pattinson / So now what……

Uh. Wha… I’m literally speechless. Not only is this one of the hottest songs imaginable, this video from 85Dreaming is just beyond words. Gah. I can’t even think. NSFW right at the very end. I saw a hint of boob.

Robert Pattinson // Body Control

Have I posted this video from engelstaub82 before? Maybe. I don’t know. It’s one of those seizure causing vids, but a good kind of seizure. Since it involves Rob.

 

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November 18, 2010

Not the Sexiest, But Def Best Dressed. At Least According to Other People.

By Amber

Dood! There is Rob news, but none of it is really good enough to take off and be it’s own post. Which is cool. That just calls for a hodge podge of awesomeness. Or, in other terms, a blog post that really has no coherent thoughts and goes all over the place. Love me through it.

Rob NOT Sexiest Man Alive, And I’m Okay With That

So by now, you’ve all heard the news.Rob is not People’s Sexiest Man Alive. I am okay with this. I’ll pause while you all are shocked with the revelation…. Now you are asking why. Rob is a sexy man, no doubt about it. But ladies, we don’t want him to peak too soon. We need to get through this whole Twilight business first, or people aren’t going to really believe it. It’s gonna take more then all this hotness to convince people…

Source

And can we talk about the quote on the scan for a moment…

When it happens so often to you, you kind of actually look at people’s faces and see that they’re enjoying themselves, and it makes everything so much easier to accept.

Oh Rob. You just justified all the crazy fans. You are far sweeter to them then they deserve. Trust.

Rob Accepts Awards, One for Best Dressed. No. Really.

Yeah. Really? Even Rob seems to be in disbelief…

I mean really, he looks down at his hoodie and sweat shirt and is thinking, uh, no. I guess we shouldn’t complain too much. Just seeing new Rob footage is good enough for me!

And that’s it for my “I’m all over the place post.” Although, really, it wasn’t too bad. It’s Rob. Can I really go wrong?

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November 17, 2010

Reminiscing About Rob Porn — 5th Edition

By Amber

Alright. I’m saying it and I am meaning it. I cannot handle anymore Breaking Dawn pictures. At least from Brazil. I am D-O-N-E, DONE! Sorry gals. I like a little bit of surprise when it comes to my movies, and they way this is going, it ain’t gonna happen unless I start tuning some of them out.

So I went back to my reminiscing about the old days Rob. Cause I seriously love doing this.  Get ready to fill up your Wednesday with some Rob porn goodness!

Happy Trail Porn

Alright, I gotta be honest. If you’ve been reading my blog since the very beginning, you may have already seen these. If not, well then you are in for a pleasant surprise. I not only show the happy trail… I zoom in on it!

Suited Up Rob Porn

This is probably cause I watch way too much How I Met Your Mother and I think of Barney and “suiting up.” Rob doesn’t do it often, but when he does, it increases the hotness 10 fold!

Drunk Rob Porn

I love a good drunk Rob! He makes me smile. I miss him. He needs to visit more often. (Hold on to your panties… there is a gif down there!)

This badassary is from JAG at Random Acts of Rob! <3 her!

What a great Wednesday! :sigh:

P.S. You guys do know I run another blog right? Dedicated to the awesomeness that is Sam and Marcus! Go and check it! Shack of Soul BABY!

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November 16, 2010

A Single Girls View on Why the Hubby Isn’t So Bad — A Guest Post from Stephanie

By Amber

I read this and well, I kind of loved it. Cause it’s a totally different view on the whole husband situation. Most of us married ladies whine and complain how the guys “just don’t get it.” But we never think of how nice it is to have them around when, um, special times are necessary. So, Stephanie, I don’t care if you were drunk when you sent this, I like this. And I am posting this. So there.

So ladies, here’s the deal, I know from talking to many of you that there are a lot of hubs dealing with this crazy fandom of ours and I think that’s great, but how many single ladies/h00rs do we have??? I feel like I’ve been spending a lot of time speaking to you fabulous women but how much do we really know about each other?? Well let me start, I know some of you know but I will say it once again, I am a single lady, sort of, I do have kids and have done the married thing but it didn’t work out for me and I am currently living on my own with the kiddies and I gotta say, I’m fine with this, usually. It’s definitely a crazy life and between work and home and I don’t really have time for much more, except perving with you all of course, there is always time for that J

How could we not all come together for this??

That being said, there are also some downfalls. As we all know, Rob has a way of getting us, hmmm, how do I say this correctly, ummmm, screw it, I’ve had a few drinks so I’ll just say it, he has a way of making us all 50 Shades of excited (that was not as pervy as I wanted to get but I’m trying to behave). I mean come on, how many of us have played out scenarios in our head, things we would LOVE to do to him if given the chance?? And how many of you have given the hubs a great night while thinking of Rob after reading a hot Fanfic or seeing a pic that makes you just want to scream with delight *whispers* it’s ok, i won’t tell and I don’t judge!!!!

No baby, I was only thinking of you, I swear!

 

Here in lies my problem, let’s take tonight for example, so I’ve had a few drink, the kids are not home and the house is empty, so what do I do now, well or course I decide to watch some videos and look at some pics and perv a bit but now what??!! This is the night I wish there was a hubs in the other room, if for nothing other than for my own needs, I mean come on, a girl has needs, and after staring at pics of Rob, my needs are screaming at me to be met!!! In fact my needs are stomping their feet and throwing a temper tantrum, they want me to out there and meet someone, fast forward through all the get to know you stages and get to the goods, and my needs are not playing around anymore, they are pissed!!!

You sir are driving me crazy with your sex eyes!!

Well, what was the point of all this?? I don’t know, like I said, I’ve had a few drinks; I had nothing but free time on my hands and it seemed like a good idea at the time to sit down at the computer and write something, LOL!!! In retrospect after I hit send on this email to Amber and I remember it in the morning I will probably be hanging my head in shame!! So I will leave you with this, ladies – go forth and have a fabulous night, make the hubs happy and whatever you think about while doing it will always be our secret ;)

I know it's me you want

Kinda makes you appreciate it if you got it, huh?

Need more? PLEASE go to this website and DIE laughing!

http://fuckyeahjumpingrob.tumblr.com/

And I will say, if you have shizz to do today, don’t go. You will spend SO much freakin’ time looking and laughing!

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