Oh sweet Rob. He keeps donating the goods for charities, which makes me smile. This time, you win a date with Rob… aka they take you to the Breaking Dawn set and let you and 3 of your besties hang out near Rob. Please. Me and 3 friends. Sounds like a crowd to me.
How much is this date gonna cost?
And it seems that this ”date” is upward in the ranges of $30,000. You read right. Thirty- thousand dollars!
Without comparing Rob to a high priced escort (okay, maybe a little) I was thinking of what MY expectations would be should I be the one dropping $30,000 on a date with Rob.
1. I’m gonna need AT LEAST dinner and a movie. Really. That’s a minimum. Plus, I really want to see the new Harry Potter movie and it may take me paying the $30,000 to get a few hours minus kids to go and see it. Plus, I want to freak people out when I yell, “OH EM GEE!! It’s the ghost of Cedric Diggory!! RUN!
2. For $30,000, I’m gonna need a little more then being on the set. You’re gonna have to go on and put me in the movie. I’m sure there is one vampire role left I can fill. I don’t even need any lines. I just really want someone to do my hair and makeup for the dinner and movie. (see #1)
3. Rob is going to have to sing. I need my own Songs from a Living Room, but really the living room is my hotel room (that comes with the $30,000). And I’m the only one there. Cause I’m a selfish bitch when it comes to my music. It’s very indie of me. Love me through it.
4. And finally, for $30,000, I’m gonna need to 1st hand experience this…
Yes. I want Drunk Rob. Really. And I don’t even mind if Rob is drunk for 1-3 either if necessary. And if he’s limited on time, let’s ship in a 6 pack of Four Lokos. That boy will be gone in no time.
Don’t be too shocked that I didn’t include “have my way with him” for the $30,000. I got mad skillz. There would be no need to make that a requirement, ifyouknowwhatimsayingandithinkyado!
P.S. Funny story time… way back when, I was in a date auction. I went for $15 to my guy friend who I made promise to bid on me in case no one else did. Think Rob has a safety net? Maybe his mom is doing all the bidding to save him from any crazy Twimoms out there. The ones who are not normal like us.
What do you think? Is $30,000 enough? Which one of you is going to open your pocket book (and make me one of your 3 friends)?
November 30th, 2010 at 12:30 am
Man if I had it I’d probably do it, and of course you’d be coming with me!
November 30th, 2010 at 1:10 am
Oh my god, his so cute when his drunk hahahaha, and did you nottest the female predator, behind him lol, watch it Rob,lol
November 30th, 2010 at 2:32 am
For that much money, (yeah twin, i’m saying it for the both of us!). He’ll have to REINACT OUT every RED ROOM OF PAIN scene. Cause i will be demanding Fifty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And i will share with Twin and you, Amber. If we don’t scare you off. hahahaha
November 30th, 2010 at 5:52 am
YOU my friend are a GENIUS!!! Roflmfao!!
And when i get this money together *whispers* don’t ask me where it came from, its better if you don’t know, lmao, but when I get it, pack your bags Shay and Amber, your coming with me!! How many other friends do you think we could sneak in??
November 30th, 2010 at 5:48 am
Oh ladies – I have been begging for this money since this past weekend. It was my Thanksgiving wish that someone would just fork it over to me so I can claim my date, and for clarification if I had the money, yes, I would totally do it!! Hey, its for my favorite charity, the “Steph needs to meet Rob charity”,its a great cause
As for my demands of what that money should buy, well somewhere between Amber’s and Shay’s request lies my perfect date, lmao!! Yup,let’s get drunk and then you can sing to me while your going all Fifty on my ass, now that’s a date, and worth every penny, don’t judge me, some people’s dinner and a movie is another persons bondage fantasy,hahahahahaha!!
November 30th, 2010 at 8:32 am
Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Oh Twin, i don’t want to be drunk! i want to remember EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF IT. Rob on the other hand, can get a little drunk. He looks like the handsy type.
God, how i love that vid up there ^^^^^! Oh, I have seen that cold shower and i’m SPEACHLESS!!! lol
November 30th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Oh my, Handsy Rob – YESSSSSS PLEASSSSSE!!!!
November 30th, 2010 at 11:31 am
I’m with you Amber. For $30,000 I would expect some sort of walk on role (extra vamp, wedding guest), some (ok alot of ) alone time with Rob and that def includes some Drunk Rob. And what do they mean by “near” Rob, within touch, 20 feet, 100 feet, ’cause that just won’t cut it.
November 30th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Really though which one of us would be able to be just “near” without charging him, LMAO!! i’ll take a night in jail for a quick hug, or kiss, or pat on the butt, or a touch of the hair – ah yes, all worth it
November 30th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
yup, 150% worth it! Hc2p