Category Archives: Breaking Dawn

February 8, 2011

Weekend Round Up, Cause Too Much Happened That You Don’t Want to Miss

By Amber

While you all had your nose stuck in Cosmopolis this weekend and were trying to figure out how it all would end, there was a BUNCH of other Rob-centric things happening. Some made me happy. Others sad. You’ll see why.

Water for Elephants premiere in NYC on April 17

This is the one thing that made me sad. I had heard a rumor awhile back that the premiere would be in New York and Hibbits confirmed it. Yay! I’d never been to New York City, the plane tickets were a bit cheaper, it was all looking like me and TheShagDaddy might be flying out to be there. But then I noticed the date, which is April 17. AND, I can’t be there. Stupid work and real life will keep me at home that night, which makes me super sad. I was already jones-ing to see Rob in person again sans Twilight fans. Oh well. Maybe some of you can go, and take pictures, and report back. Let us know if you are going in the comments, but hey, don’t rub it in too much.

New Water for Elephants Poster

And on to happier news… THIS!

Why hello Robowski feature!

Let me go ahead and say it… best movie poster featuring Rob EVER! I love how all the posters tell little stories, this one being totally different then the first. Plus, damn if that boy ain’t pretty in this. The suspenders slay me.

The more that comes out about this movie, the more excited I am.It’s good source material and it’s a high quality movie. And we finally get to see Rob as a man, which I think we all needed. Is it April yet?

Rob in Vanity Fair again?!?

Maybe. I’d post the tweet where the guy said Rob had just finished a shoot for Vanity Fair, but alas, the tweet was deleted. Which means one thing… someone talked when he wasn’t supposed to. Amazing how often that happens on Twitter. But let’s go ahead and dream of the last Vanity Fair shoot, which gave us about a bazillion new, super hot pictures and HOPE that is what we see looks something close to this…

It’s not a crazy thought that this may be happening. With Water for Elephants and Breaking Dawn coming soon, now is the time for promotional photoshoots and interviews. Which reminds me… it’s really almost promo time for Water for Elephants. EEP! I may be more excited for all the new foder for the blogging fire. Woo hoo!!

Robward Playing Some Tunes in Breaking Dawn

Now, I almost didn’t post this cause I think everyone is getting their hopes up for something else. What was said is Rob will be shown playing the piano in Breaking Dawn, but a lot of people are taking it totally different. Like “Rob will be on the soundtrack” different. Now, could Rob show up on the soundtrack? I’m sure he could, but as of right now, he’s just playing a piano in a movie. Sort of. I mean, you’ll see him playing, but the score version will still be heard. So really, all we are getting is seeing Rob playing the piano in the movie.

Is that about as clear as mud? So please everyone, chillax. And keep your hopes on the soundtrack low, that way if it happens we can all be surprised together!

What a weekend, but seriously Rob, can you do this stuff during the week? Cause you know, this catching up shizz is hard. Please and thank you!

7 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson, Twilight, Water for Elephants

February 2, 2011

Watch Out for Kind Touching Rob!

By Amber

Apparently Access Hollywood didn’t know, but we all knew that Jennifer Love Hewitt was a Twilight fan. Hello? It hurts me they don’t read my blog.

Well, now she’s using her D-list status and getting to be the correspondent for Access Hollywood on the Breaking Dawn red carpet. Although I will say, she is kind of adorable when she finds out.

Yes, yes. We all want Rob to sit on our laps. But maybe Rob should be a bit careful with this one. I mean, she has been prone to do some “kind touching.”

What is “kind touching” you ask? Well, you clearly need to clear your schedule and take 15 minutes to read this post. Only then will you truly understand the term “kind touching.” Plus, I mean, the post is hilarious. You will belly laugh. I did.

So, srsly Rob, when JLH comes up to you and says “hey, you wanna come sit in my lap?” you will be tempted. I mean, she is pretty and her boobs will most likey be in yo face, but resist. Of course, unless you want a little “kind touching” from her, then by all means, go ahead. I mean, who am I to judge.

Okay, confession time: I really just wanted to post this video so I could link you to that post about “kind touching.” My BFF LiLi pointed it out to me, and let’s be honest, I’ve been looking for a good way to share it with you all. And when I saw this video, all I could think was this must be divine intervention. Do yourself a favor. Read that post. Then die laughing.

3 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

January 12, 2011

The Year of the Shagdaddy??!! @theshagdaddy — Guest Post by Stephanie

By Amber

I’m definitely starting to feel the effects of a Yellow Alert. It’s been a full week, so we can safely move into this level, yeah?

Frequent guest blogger Stephanie sent me this last week, and I had to post it cause anytime someone gets on to my husband other then me, it kind of rules!

So it’s the New Year, and I’m hoping it’s going to be a better year for me because really, last year, not so great. Not horrible I guess, but it definitely could have been better. To cap off my year, my New Year’s Eve did not go as planned to say the least (Christmas tree came crashing down in my living room and then my car decided to break and needed to be towed. REALLY? FML). So I’m hoping that’s not a sign of things to come. But it has me thinking, what are my wishes for this New Year?

Well of course there’s this wish. Why not?

On the Rob front it’s shaping up to be a great year and that is a VERY good thing. I mean come on, we are going to get Water for Elephants. After all the waiting and drooling we’ve done, we are finally gonna get it and I for one am super excited. It will be a little strange though. Up until November we will all be Team Jacob. That’s something I don’t think I’ve ever said before. Weird! Hopefully some time not too long after we recover from the hotness that is Jacob Jankowski we’ll be killed again by Bel Ami and Georges DuRoy *fingers and toes crossed* and this is also a VERY good thing!!! Super smexy time with our man, yes please!! After this I think we will need a great deal of recovery time, not to mention a whole new panty supply before November comes and we get Breaking Dawn Part 1 and are back to team Edward (feathers, broken headboards, bruises, SEX and no fade to black please and thank you). Phew, sounds like an outstanding year to me so far.

First Jacob,

then Georges,

then Edward. So many Rob’s so little time!

So I ask, what could make it better? What could possibly improve this year full of Rob goodness? I can’t think of much, but, oh, maybe this one thing . . . MORE SHAGDADDY POSTS!!! Yup, there, I said it. Amber asked, and I listened. Maybe we need a man’s perspective a little more often in RMW land. I think we do. We can fan girl and he can man crush. The two just naturally go together hand and hand like peanut butter and jelly or me and Rob (he just doesn’t know it yet). Do you see what I’m saying?? And do you all agree??

Jumping Rob agrees!

Well, do you agree?! Guilt him in the comments! Go on. DO IT!

8 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , | posted in Bel Ami, Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson, TheShagDaddy, Twilight, Water for Elephants

December 15, 2010

Rob… A Baby… Um, Whoa.

By Amber

I’m a mom. So I kind of have a weakness for men that are sweet with babies or kids. It’s like some kind of genetic weakness in most women though, cause when this picture dropped yesterday, women everywhere were losing their shit.

 

Why hello there baby Bella! No. Srsly. That's the baby's name.

 

And no, no. That’s not Rob’s baby. (We think.) It belongs to that beautiful woman next to him, the actress that plays Sue Clearwater.

But this picture is proof that Rob has an affect on all women. Including newborns. Cause seriously, that baby is already given Rob that “look.” The look that says “in 18 years, I’m gonna make inappropriate signs and stalk you at movie premieres.” Seriously, the effect is scary. How do we protect our children?! Cause honestly, I am NOT down with competing with my daughter for Rob.

There. I said it.

I mean really? Is there anything hottier than a hot dude with a kid? I say no. Need further proof? You know I am happy to oblige…

 

Don't bite the baby! But I bet the mom is down...

C'mon. Help the kid out. He justs wants some wardrobe advice.

 

Awwww... So freakin' sweet!

See? Told you. A hot man with kids will make the ovaries sexsplode!

P.S. Sooooooooo…. the Water for Elephants trailer will release today sometime!! And I plan to do something to memorialize my reaction for you all. I’m sure it will be epic… the trailer and my reaction. Tune in tomorrow to see!

 

 

8 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

November 15, 2010

Doooood! Too Much Shirtless Rob!

By Amber

Uh, what the hell? First off, my weekend was mainly spent in a coma that involved Sam, beer and cleavage. Personally, I call that a win, no matter how you slice it.

And no, my cleavage looked nothing like this. Sadly.

All the push ups in the world wouldn't do that to me. :sigh:

So, when I finally get home and boot up the computer and really start looking at what has been going on while I am otherwise occupied. Uh.

Damn. I didn’t realize I was gonna see the entirety of Breaking Dawn Isle Esme via pictures. I will say this… it was a little much. I would have liked to keep the idea of Rob in boxer briefs as a surprise in the theatre, but, well, the cat’s out of the bag.

I’m gonna put a jump in though and say this…

If you have been avoiding the pictures from the set of Breaking Dawn, keep doing it. If you’ve been reading about all the different ways Rob is only half clothed, but haven’t seen it yet, then don’t.

I’m a super hypocrite. I love set pictures, but I don’t want Remember Me style set pictures. That was ridiculous. Way too much. Then I spent the whole movie wondering where certain scenes I saw filmed where cause they didn’t make it. I don’t want that again with Breaking Dawn.

But since I saw them, I’m gonna go ahead and post and comment. Cause I have too. But if you are avoiding spoilers, please DO NOT CONTINUE! Go away. Now.

The rest of you, please continue…

Continue reading

22 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

November 9, 2010

Seriously, Can We Cool It With The Breaking Dawn Pictures Already??

By Amber

Well. Sometimes you get what you wish for.

And sometimes you get even more then you wish for.

Example…. Breaking Dawn set pics. Jeebus. Can we cool it already?

Okay, I know you all are going to hate me for that comment. And I understand. Why would I want the influx of hot ass Rob to slow down?

I mean, really. How can I be sad about a picture like this?

 

Makey-outry times are good!

 

Or a picture like this?

 

C'mon, how can Rob with a guitar be bad??

 

That’s right, I am saying no more. I can’t care how adorb Kristen looks right here…

Yes. I do <3 The Stew.

 

Or right here…

 

Stop it Stewie! You're actually distracting me from Rob with your adorableness!

 

It’s all too much. And really? Do we need more pictures of Rob in a helicopter?

 

Rob? Is that you? I'm gonna assume yes.

Or do we need more pictures of what looks like Rob dancing?

 

Is that the Samba? Oh really, who cares? Dance Robbie... DANCE!

I mean really. This is all getting so ridiculious

It’s all too much… yet…

Not enough. Bring it on. Gimmie more. Although I am not a spoiler whore, me still likey all the set pics!

Who am I kidding? I could never say no to more Rob!

 

11 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

November 8, 2010

The Dummies Guide to What Happened With Rob This Weekend

By Amber

What the hell happened this weekend? Did Brazil peeps realize we were all dying around here and decided that it would be good international relations to send over a bazillion pictures/videos to us in order to ensure that we are completely unproductive this Monday while we catch up?

Yep. That appears to be exactly what happened. And after the drought, I realized. I was totally unprepared for this. I should have been. I should have already had a folder titled “Breaking Dawn Hotness” on my hard drive ready.

Bad me. Bad.

So here is me, trying to stumble my way through a weekend full of Rob on a boat. I say we need the music again. Yep. But this time it’s acapella, high school Glee-esque.

All right, now I am officially in the mood. Here we go!

First, a video. Seriously, I love the boat! And KStew is obviously one of those people. Gah. Just let the boy drive! (Psst… don’t get all excited panda at the beginning. Doubles. You’ll see.)

And now, for the pictures! Smiles, boating, almost open shirt… YUM! No way I could caption each one. And this isn’t even all of them. Be sure to hit up Robsessed for the rest!!

 

 

 

24 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson

November 1, 2010

Really, People Shouldn’t Tease with the Headlines

By Amber

Checking my Google alerts last night and I kept seeing the same headline over and over again… “Robert Pattinson Practicing for Breaking Dawn Honeymoon”. And I was like, oh, that’s kind of personal isn’t it. I was thinking it had finally happened. The sex tape.

Cause when I think Breaking Dawn honeymoon, I think to beaches with clothes scattered about and skinny dipping and ocean sex that I had to imagine in my head cause Steph went with the whole “fade to black” thing. I mean, whatevs. If she didn’t do that I would have never discovered fan fiction and let’s face it… I LOVE me some fan fiction!

But I digress… apparently he wasn’t practicing at all for what I was thinking about. Rob was just learning how to drive a speed boat.

With no pictures to prove it either. Boo! We’ll just imagine it was something like this… (P.S. Explicit for those of you who read at work!)

Then I thought, this is crazy. Rob needs lessons to drive a speed boat?! Maybe this is that country girl coming out of me but I drove a speed boat (with adult supervision) when I was like, 9. And I did pretty good. If you can drive a car, you can drive a boat.

Oh, wait.

And I read a little bit further and it said there was a second boat following the boat Rob drove with a certified diving team. I guess in case things went really wrong. And I kind of died laughing. Geez, if this is true, the whole thing just slays me. Gotta keep the golden boy safe, right? He’d have to be a hella bad driver to turn over a speed boat.

Of course, there is a good chance this whole thing is bogus. I mean, hello? Why do the real thing when you can do some pretty amazing stuff with a green screen? But Rob on a boat creates some nice images.

Like Rob wet. And I am DOWN with some wet Rob!

 

Do I see a hint of nipple?

You know what? I decided that if him falling off the boat is going to produce some more wet Rob, then so be it!

 

14 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

April 29, 2010

Rob Gets on a Plane and Breaking Dawn is On!

By Amber

Rob Gets on a Plane

Well we all know about the Eclipse reshoots. I’m over it. I still have high hopes for the movie, which mainly comes from the fuck awesome trailer they put together. Plus, I just rather stay positive cause I haven’t seen the movie yet, and I’m not gonna judge it till I see it. And I probably won’t be able to judge it honestly until it comes out on DVD and I watch it about 50 times.

With the reshoots means we got some new Rob! While I love smiley, happy London Rob, I really do love having that man on this side of the ocean as well. I don’t know why. Don’t judge me.

Oh, and the boy is bring the guitar! Maybe some plans to write some tunes in the free time? One can only hope! And I think I’ve figured out Rob’s multiple layer issue. He just get’s really cold on the plane. Totally get it. I do too. That means we are kindred spirits, well, me, Rob and the thousands of other people that also get cold on planes because they keep it at sub-zero tempatures.

Breaking Dawn is On

For how long now has Summit been saying that Breaking Dawn is not even officially on their radar? Pulling this whole, we may or may not make it on all of us. Well, forget the official announcement that the movie is happening. They just jumped straight to announcing the director, which the award winning Bill Condon.

Does that man’s face not scream Twi-hard at you?!? ————->

No? Well, does it really matter? The guy was the director for Dreamgirls, has won an Oscar and according to IMDB, 15 other awards and 22 nominations. So it’s not like they just pulled this guy out from behind a dumpster and said, “hey, you want to direct a movie?”

To be honest, I haven’t seen any of his movies that he’s directed, but I did see all the episodes of Sister, Sister which he was a writer for as I loved the reruns on Disney while I was in college. And based on that, this choice is a homerun!

I feel bad for him. The source material is a bit rough. And I can only imagine what Stephenie Meyer as producer really means, and how he’s gonna have to work with that. But, as I said with Eclipse, I will not judge till I see it.

1 comment   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson

September 17, 2009

I Think It’s Time for a Drink…

By Amber
These drinks are all Rob approved!

These drinks are all Rob approved!

What a crazy week, and it’s not even over yet. We got drunk Rob, a picture of Mrs. Robert Pattinson in the flesh *shudders* and tweenies taking over comments. I think I need a drink. How about you? Oh, but what are we going to drink?

I have the perfect solution…

How about a Tequila Twilight?Tequila Twilight

Ingredients

1 part Tequila
2 parts Cranberry Juice
1 shot Grape Juice

Directions

Fill the glass 1/3 full of tequila and then the rest with the cranberry juice, leaving enough room for the shot of grape juice.

Source

The perfect drink to sip when you are trying to figure out why the cute guy you are crushing on seems to be bipolar.

More delicious Twilight Saga related drinks, right after the jump! Continue reading

9 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, New Moon, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

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