Since the review of BD ain't pretty, Rob is here to help!
So I have finally finished Breaking Dawn. It has taken me forever for the simple fact that I breezed through the first half so quickly I realized that I would be done with Edward and Bella for good. I wasn’t having any of that, so I simply stopped reading it to prolong the inevitable. Well, after a petition was set up to make me finish BD, which failed miserably btw (hahahahaha @AmberRMW), I started to get hassled by some of my followers. I finally gave in when promises of KStew pics were made to me; some people get me you know? (thanks for the pics so far @marajade86, they have been fucktacular)
I suppose everyone is ready to read my thoughts and views over Breaking Dawn even though I have not done my Eclipse blog. I’m going to have to re-read Eclipse to have fresh thoughts so please forgive me for going out of order here. (how many times am I going to say that?)
Let’s start with how frickin’ awesome Edward is for getting Bella an armored car. But let’s be realistic here, if Bella can survive telling Charlie that she and Edward are getting married then she surely could stay alive until the wedding. Or even more to the point if Bella can survive 3 vampire attacks, the Volturi, a smelly mutt, and herself, then she has to be able to handle a wedding.
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