Category Archives: How to Be

Finally! My Quickie Review of How to Be

Hmmmm... Nerdy, depressed Rob? Sign me up!

Hmmmm... Nerdy, depressed Rob? Sign me up!

Since I live in the middle of nowhere where cool indy films don’t make appearances and I chose to have DirecTV versus cable so I don’t have IFC On Demand, it really did take me this long to sit down and watch How to Be.

The movie is freakin’ hilarious, but you know what I like best about it? (Hint: It’s not Rob. I know, shocker. Please refrain from throwing an copies of Twilight at me, thanks!) It’s his friends, Ronny and Nicki, that really steal the show. Not Rob’s fault, his character is so depressed that he just doesn’t make me laugh as much as the other guys!

Anyway, I think it’s a fun watch, and if you enjoy a nerdy Rob (which I just so happen to!), then you’ll like it! Now, if they can just figure out when they want to release this on DVD in the U.S., then I would be a happy camper!

For those of you who haven’t seen it (or maybe those that have but want to revisit it), here is video of all the best moments of the movie, courtesy of Camerashy88. Enjoy!


A Look Back in Time… Posts You May Have Missed!

A couple months ago, when I started this blog, and never thought ANYONE would read it or give a crap what I had to say. Now that I have a following, I realized that they may have missed some of my really good posts from the beginning.

This Saturday, let’s take a journey down memory lane and go back in time and see some of my favorite posts!

Oh, What is Our Dear Rob Thinking? HOT POCKET! (February 28, 2009)

Oh Rob, there you are, living the dream…and you can’t get your damn mind off of Hot Pockets.

But c’mon Rob, if you are going to have an inner monlogue we can all hear (ala Edward style), you should think of more important things. Like me, naked, surrounded by Hot Pockets…I mean, er, um, about how wonderful all of the movies are and what an honor it is to be there!

Yes, yes… that is much better.

I Have the Sneaky Suspicion That Someone Went Commando… (March 1, 2009)

Hmmm...those pants are fitting a little too snuggly...and I like it!

Hmmm...those pants are fitting a little too snuggly...and I like it!

I could not understand why Stephanie (aka  FakerStephanieR) would be concerned that you may need to pay for your tux, but after seeing this picture, I can understand. Looks like SOMEONE decided to go commando in the rental…and, um, wow!

Steph, no worries, this is an opportunity for you to make that money back plus. How you ask?

I will buy those pants off you right now…just name your price. But, seriously, if you washed them, the offer is rescinded. And if Rob sweat in the them ever so slightly, I will double my offer. Mmmmmmm…(I know, I’m disgusting!)

See easy money!

Want to really bank? If you send the pants with Rob STILL WEARING THEM (commando, of course), well, I will give you my first born. Seriously, and you don’t even have to wait because he is sitting here right next to me!

It’s just good to see that big feet really do equal a big you-know-what!

Today, I feel the need to stick my head in a freezer (February 19, 2009)

I could just crawl right in that freezer, especially if Rob will be joining me!

I could just crawl right in that freezer, especially if Rob will be joining me!

While trolling around, I found this promotional poster for the new movie, How to Be, starring Robert Pattinson, of course.

Two things:

1. How did the director/photographer/whoever know exactly the way to encapsulate exactly how I feel today (and damn near everyday)?

2. Um…Rob, could you scooch over and I’ll join you. Let’s test the theory that cold temperatures will make your lips freeze together.

EVEN MORE AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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How to Be Now on IFC Direct! Of Course, I Have Directv

Today (and by today, I mean yesterday because I write these all a day before they post!), lucky cable subscribers everywhere now have the option to watch How to Be on IFC Festival Direct.

Too bad that the cable company here is the devil and I have Directv, which will NOT be airing How to Be on any channels (trust me, I check everyday). Since I know I am not the only one, sitting here being sad because I can’t watch a-dork-able Rob, I decided to dedicate today’s to the movie and try and help us all pass the time until we can get our hands on a copy of this movie.

First, some pics…

Replace Arts parents with me and, well, clone of me, and well have some fun!

Replace Art's parents with me and, well, clone of me, and we'll have some fun!

Ive already given my thoughts on this one...

I've already given my thoughts on this one... (One of my first posts, but funny so check it!)

So a-dork-able! How I love this side of Rob!

So a-dork-able! How I love this side of Rob!

Rob at the Austin Premiere. Unfortunantly, hes probably answering some lame Twilight question right here.

Rob at the Austin Premiere. Unfortunantly, he's probably answering some lame Twilight question right here.

And now, some How to Be videos…right after the jump!

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Dreamboat Records officially off my list! They hit it outta the park with the HTB Soundtrack!

Yes, more Robbie goodness on the way on April 28!

Yes, more Robbie goodness on the way on April 28!

Finally, the soundtrack for the movie How to Be is available for preorder from Dreamboat Records. AND even though I was forced to wait for almost a month from the original preorder date of March 1 (which I was none to happy about), I have to admit, they got it right!

Not only do we get 3 new songs from Rob, it’s a 23 track collection (so you actually feel like you’ll get your monies worth), PLUS you’ll get a 12-page booklet featuring song lyrics, new How To Be photos and one of two randomly selected fold-out posters of Robert Pattinson and the cast. And 250 fans will have their booklet poster signed by Rob!!

When Dreamboat left this note for me on my blog, I didn’t realize the really would get it right.:

Hi Amber,

Firstly we’d like to say a big sorry you everyone that the change to the pre-order date was such a pain.

It’s because of the amount of interest from folks like you that we realised there was going to be a lot more demand for the Soundtrack than we initially thought. This meant in order to make sure we could meet demand and exceed everyone’s expectations, that a lot more work had to go into various areas.

There has been no update on the date to make sure this didn’t happen again. I can confirm though that big news is literally days, if not hours away. So do keep up do date with our facebook page or look out for the Dreamboat and How To Be emails that will be coming to everyone who’s signed up.

Take Care

DB xx

So, I’m officially removing Dreamboat Records from my list, because frankly, they now ROCK!! (And, you’ll rock even more if you put that Rob signed booklet in my hand, justsayin.) Just leave a comment and I’ll be happy to forward my name to you to ensure I’m part of that 250!


How to Be: How come you won’t come near me? Do I smell bad or something?

This scene looks so interesting...too bad I have no idea what is going on!

This scene looks so interesting...too bad I have no idea what is going on!

First off, I want to say that I am so excited that How to Be is doing so well. That it great news for my boy Rob’s career (that’s right, I said MY BOY). And I’m sure its a great movie. Really sure!

UNFORTUNATELY, I may never (and by never, I mean until it comes out on DVD) know because the film will not be shown anywhere near me! I’ve already been denied the soundtrack for an undetermined amount of time (thanks Dreamboat Records), and now I’m being denied the full movie.

Well, if you haven’t seen it yet, here is the latest US schedule. Maybe you will be lucky and have a showing near you, or maybe you will be angry and disgruntled, like me.

Las Vegas International Film Festival
Friday, April 10, 7:20pm
Las Vegas, Nevada

Los Angeles How To Be Tour Screening, Laemmle’s Monica 4-Plex
Tuesday April 14 at 8:00pm

California Independent Film Festival in Livermore
Opening Night! Thursday, April 16
Livermore, California

Orlando How To Be Tour Screening, Athens Theatre
Friday April 17 at 8:00pm

Tallahassee Film Festival
Saturday April 18

Nashville Film Festival
Sunday April 19 at 7:00pm

Minneapolis-St Paul International Film Festival
Monday April 20 at 7:00pm

Chicago How To Be Tour Screening, Music Box Theatre
Wednesday April 22 at 8:00pm

Boston How To Be Tour Screening, The Coolidge Corner Theatre
Thursday April 23 at 9:30pm

New York How To Be Tour Screenings, IFC Center
Friday April 24 & Saturday April 25 at 11:55pm

Asia Premiere: Singapore Film Festival
Saturday April 25 at 11:30am

First Glance Hollywood Film Festival
May 1-3
Los Angeles, California

C’mon movie scheduling guy! I live right smack dab in the middle of the US, within driving distance of several major

You can do it Rob...come to Oklahoma, and bring your movie with you!

You can do it Rob...come to Oklahoma, and bring your movie with you!

cities (including Dallas and Kansas City). People in the midwest, central, south part of the country love Rob, too! Please share!!


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