Category Archives: Kristen Stewart

Sometimes I Am Creeped Out, Yet Completely Fascinated

Sometimes I see videos that kind of creep me out. And I can’t even figure out why.

That’s what happened with the following videos. I can’t figure out why they are creeping me out, but I feel like I am looking at something I’m not supposed to be seeing. This fan, this lucky, lucky fan, got to sit like 2 rows behind the trinity at the People’s Choice Awards. And well, watch and see… (p.s. There is major fangirling that happens. Your speakers have been warned.)

Why do I feel weird? It’s like I’m peeking in on some private convo, even if I can’t hear anything. But at the same time… I am completely fascinated. Like, I can’t stop watching. I’m trying to determine body language and read lips, which I am terrible at. And then I feel guilty for trying to gleam so much from so little.

I can’t blame the girl for getting this. I mean, I probably would have done the same had I hide the mind set to be able to hold a camera steady enough since I’ve pretty much proven that I will hyperventilate if Rob is within 200 yards of me.

What do you all think of these vids? Are they just as fascinating to you? Or do you feel that twinge of guilt? Or both, like me?

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Yeah, short and sweet today. I spent way too much time on my post for my other blog. Oh, you don’t know about the Shack of Soul? Go and check it!


Gold, Guns and Girls…. Yep, It’s New Movie Time!! Plus, Some PCA Goodies!

Yes, my title is a Metric song (with seemingly fitting lyrics). And the song is cool so you will deal with it.

Anyways, yesterday was one of those days that truly does not come often enough. Are you ready?

ROB IS ON FOR A NEW MOVIE!!!!!

Okay, deep breaths. Srsly, these are the days I live for. I mean, I love drooling over a pretty photo or two, but movies are where it is at. It means Rob is still going. Still working that career and still making pretty damn good choices outside of Twilight!! PLUS, I get to add a new blog category! EXCITING!

So, what is this movie you ask? What is it about?

Of course, it’s based on a book (since apparently those are the only movies Rob signs on for), Cosmopolis, which I am having a hell of a time pronouncing. Good thing I write a blog instead of something that involves me talking. So here is what Amazon says about the book:

DeLillo skates through a day in the life of a brilliant and precocious New Economy billionaire in this monotone 13th novel, a study in big money and affectlessness. As one character remarks, 28-year-old Eric Packer “wants to be one civilization ahead of this one.” But on an April day in the year 2000, Eric’s fortune and life fall apart. The story tracks him as he traverses Manhattan in his stretch limo. His goal: a haircut at Anthony’s, his father’s old barber. But on this day his driver has to navigate a presidential visit, an attack by anarchists and a rapper’s funeral. Meanwhile, the yen is mounting, destroying Eric’s bet against it. The catastrophe liberates Eric’s destructive instinct-he shoots another character and increases his bet. Mostly, the action consists of sequences in the back of the limo (where he stages meetings with his doctor, various corporate officers and a New Economy guru) interrupted by various pit stops. He lunches with his wife of 22 days, Elise Shifrin. He has sex with two women, his art consultant and a bodyguard. He is hit in the face with a pie by a protester. He knows he is being stalked, and the novel stages a final convergence between the ex-tycoon and his stalker.

Rob’s character is Eric, which will give #HotEric multiple meanings and that rules. The book sounds a bit crazy and weird, which is I’m sure the reason why Rob would go with it. Let’s be honest though, I saw the words sex, limo and pie in the face, and I was sold!

Plus, this movie is a milestone. It’ll be his first movie after the end of Twilight. Oh happy day!

Oh, and ladies, you know we are gonna have to put some time in and learn more about this movie. We are definitely doing book club on the blog! I’ll figure out the deets (when we’ll start, schedule, etc.) and post them next week.

Disclaimer… word is the role is in final negotiations, but it’s close to a done deal. So, there is a chance it may not happen. But hey, I’m a glass half full kind of girl, so let’s not think too long and hard (TWSS) on that.

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Something else happened yesterday too. What was it….. oh yeah, that’s right. The People’s Choice Awards. I almost forgot due to the fact that the movie news is so much awesome-er then some silly awards show that really doesn’t count. But no worries, I still got the goods for you!

First up, the montage for Rob on Movie Stars Under 25. We’ll just pretend we didn’t hear them state that Rob plays guitar in a band when that is such an obvious rumor of the untrue variety.

How about some awkward KStew for you? You know I love her, and she looked amazing! I’m serious. This may have been one her best award show looks yet.

I don’t care what anyone says, I found this hilarious. Let the awkwardness runneth over!

AND…. just in case you haven’t had enough awkward, the acceptance speech!! (Don’t die from Rob adorableness! Trust me. It’s hard not to do!)

And, of course, some pics for of Rob for you in the shiteous gold jacket. You broke my heart with that jacket Rob. Broke. My. Heart.

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End Your 2010 with Crying, Drooling and Laughing at Rob Vids

Is it really the last day of the year? Wow. What happened?

Well, what is the best way to roll out the last day of 2010? Watching Rob videos. Duh. Plus, if you have kids like me which equates to no plans since babysitters are hard to come by on this day, you are gonna need something watch when you are trying really hard to stay up till midnight! Hopefully Rob can help you.

Enjoy!

Remember Me — Angels on the Moon (Thriving Ivory)

Go on ahead and hate me now cause I am starting with a tear jerker. SilverVintage82 took an almost too perfect song and set it to Remember Me, and I was crying by the end. And now I want to watch it so I can cry even more. Really, so sad that this movie was so misunderstood. But this video just reminds you of how good the story really is.

Robert Pattinson- ROME

::sigh:: I love Rome Rob. Bunches. The hair is perfect, he’s still so smiley and giddy. He just makes me happy. So I knew immediately I would love this video by Dontliveinregret. And I do, well, other then the song is not quite perfect and the fuzziness. But still, it’s Rome Rob! Mama like!

Water for Elephants ● Jacob //Marlena [HD]

A “just the tip” vid, but it’s Water for Elephants, and I am still kind of fangirling over the past couple days and this movie. Lacedtears took all the bits of Jacob and Marlena from the first trailer and made a video concentrating on them, and it’s gorgeous! I just love it!

*** Robert Pattinson // Airplanes ***

One more “just the tip” since it’s such a light video week. Hopefully SweetMelodyxxx will take this vid out to the full version, but for now we’ll settle for this tiny little bit of hotness!

Bella ” Time is fast … “

So, Rob vids are kinda light this week, so I’m posting this vid by Loonnddreess. It’s got Rob in it, but it’s kinda focused more on Bella and Twilight. But, since I like Twilight and I like KStew and I like that all the scenes with Rob seem to be the ones in slow mo, I thought you all would like it!


Seriously, Can We Cool It With The Breaking Dawn Pictures Already??

Well. Sometimes you get what you wish for.

And sometimes you get even more then you wish for.

Example…. Breaking Dawn set pics. Jeebus. Can we cool it already?

Okay, I know you all are going to hate me for that comment. And I understand. Why would I want the influx of hot ass Rob to slow down?

I mean, really. How can I be sad about a picture like this?

 

Makey-outry times are good!

 

Or a picture like this?

 

C'mon, how can Rob with a guitar be bad??

 

That’s right, I am saying no more. I can’t care how adorb Kristen looks right here…

Yes. I do <3 The Stew.

 

Or right here…

 

Stop it Stewie! You're actually distracting me from Rob with your adorableness!

 

It’s all too much. And really? Do we need more pictures of Rob in a helicopter?

 

Rob? Is that you? I'm gonna assume yes.

Or do we need more pictures of what looks like Rob dancing?

 

Is that the Samba? Oh really, who cares? Dance Robbie... DANCE!

I mean really. This is all getting so ridiculious

It’s all too much… yet…

Not enough. Bring it on. Gimmie more. Although I am not a spoiler whore, me still likey all the set pics!

Who am I kidding? I could never say no to more Rob!

 


The Dummies Guide to What Happened With Rob This Weekend

What the hell happened this weekend? Did Brazil peeps realize we were all dying around here and decided that it would be good international relations to send over a bazillion pictures/videos to us in order to ensure that we are completely unproductive this Monday while we catch up?

Yep. That appears to be exactly what happened. And after the drought, I realized. I was totally unprepared for this. I should have been. I should have already had a folder titled “Breaking Dawn Hotness” on my hard drive ready.

Bad me. Bad.

So here is me, trying to stumble my way through a weekend full of Rob on a boat. I say we need the music again. Yep. But this time it’s acapella, high school Glee-esque.

All right, now I am officially in the mood. Here we go!

First, a video. Seriously, I love the boat! And KStew is obviously one of those people. Gah. Just let the boy drive! (Psst… don’t get all excited panda at the beginning. Doubles. You’ll see.)

And now, for the pictures! Smiles, boating, almost open shirt… YUM! No way I could caption each one. And this isn’t even all of them. Be sure to hit up Robsessed for the rest!!

 

 

 


Rob’s Voodoo Wedding… I Wish…. Okay, not really but I can’t help but plan the wedding!

Okay, first off… this is most obviously one of the most bogus stories ever on Rob. Pictures of the anchor tattoos, or it didn’t happen.

But, let’s just throw all probability out the window. Cause this blog isn’t about serious news business. I like to have fun. And a voo doo wedding is the perfect opportunity!

So, word on the tabloid street is that there are wedding bells. But they are dark and play the kind of music that you hear in a slasher film before someone get’s the axe. Cause, according to the article. that is how the Stew likes it.

“Kristen is quite dark so she wants a ceremony performed by a New Orleans voodoo priestess.”

That Kristen. You know she’s a dark girl. I mean, anyone with a pair of skinny jeans, converse and a hoodie must be dark and kind of emo. And since Kristen fits that description, as well as myself on a random Saturday, we must be into the voodoo.

And what exactly does a voodoo wedding look like? Cause all I can think of is this…

Rob? KStew? Is that you?!?

“They want to keep speculation to a minimum, so won’t get rings, but each is going to choose a present that reminds them of just how much they love each other.

Yes yes. Cause NOT wearing wedding rings will cause less speculation. Clearly this “quote” came from a person that truly understands the meaning of the word “speculation”.  Ohhhhh… and what kind of present says I love you when you are Rob? Matching beanies?

And my personal crazy moment of the article…

“And they’re going to both get matching tattoos on their hips. They want tiny anchors to symbolise that they ground each other and keep each other calm when things get stormy.”

Bwahahahahaha!!! Personally, I’m gonna go ahead and say that I don’t think Rob will be getting a tattoo anytime soon. I

Needles don't scare me.....

like to think he is like me… who is scared shitless of needles, especially when said needles bring pain rather then make pain go away.

Besides, if Rob is a tattoo kind of man, the anchor may compete too much with his HUGE “I <3 Bella” tramp stamp tattoo. Just not gonna work.

I know I’m a bit off the Rob trail today, but srsly, whether you are a Robsten, a Nonsten or you could really care less one way or the other (HOLLA!), it’s so ludicrious, it’s funny.

I mean, I’m sure if Rob and the Stew really decided to marry whilst in Louisiana (which I hope that, together or not, neither of them tie the knot anytime soon since they are so young!), they’d just wrap it all into Breaking Dawn. Save the money on the dress, and the decorations, and I vote for Peter getting ordained on the internet. That would truly be the hobo way.

And that last paragraph will be picked up by a tabloid in 3….2….1….



Rob and Taylor Take Some Pretty Pictures Together

I love when outtakes of photoshoots come out. It’s like a gift that keeps on giving. If you remember earlier this year, Entertainment Weekly did a shoot with Rob, TayTay and The Stew for the release of Eclipse. It was cute photo shoot, no Rob singles, but he seemed to be on a cute face alert. And that cute face teamed up with the WFE hair was KILLER!

So when outtakes came out today, I had to post them. Cause, well, I love them. And I love that they kind of look like Rob and Taylor’s engagement pictures, but whatevs, they are still adorbs. And here they are, with my own little commentary OF COURSE!

Why hello there finger porn? I’ve been missing you! Smiles, fingers, peeks of chest hair… I DIE! And jeebus Taytay. Are you trying to light up a high school football stadium with those teeth. I’m gonna need you to drink some coffee and have normal teeth like the rest of us.

Rob: So this is my form when I run now. Much better, right?

Taylor: *snickers*

Rob: Dood, what the hell?

Taylor: You still look like a mountain goat.

Put on your serious faces boys. SERIOUS! Taylor, make sure to stand up as straight as you can. We don’t have any more phone books back here to boost you up.

No really ladies? How can you say Team Jacob when you look at this picture. How? I mean, is Taylor even in this picture? All I see are one set of sex eyes looking straight through me… *le sigh*

Alright Rob, simmer the sex eyes down a little. I want to be able to function after this post. Psst… is there someone standing behind you? Do me a favor and steal that v-neck. You know you are the only one that rocks them the right way, with a peeky poo of the man hair.

Rob just looks like he’s thinking “you’re serious?” Love it!

Seriously though. With Taylor’s half smile and Rob looking over his shoulder, it DOES kind of have that engagement picture feel, doesn’t it? DOESN’T IT?!?

And now a few of the threesome…

This may be the best face Rob has ever made for a picture. Ever. Slight smile, perfect hair, the eyes… my goodness. Crop those other 2 out and make this one poster size to hang over my bed because that is NORMAL!

I will say, this picture makes me wish I could be part of that sandwich. But not with Taylor. Or Kristen, even though she does look gorgeous. Nah, I’m guessing it must be an open-faced sandwich then. I’m down. (TWSS!)

I think Rob missed the joke. He’s still posing. Or maybe he was the butt of the joke. Aw. Poor Rob.

P.S. If you LOVE these pictures, then RP Life has them in some kind of mega huge file where you can literally print billboards out of them, so go check them. These are all thanks to Pattinsonlife!


My Personal Goals for Fun Times While in LA… Just 4 More Days

Unless you’ve been under a rock, you probably know that I am heading to LA on Thursday. I will be going to the premiere of Eclipse, as well as the LA Film Festival screening of Welcome to the Rileys (hi KStew!), seeing some Sam Bradley, going to a midnight showing of Eclipse! All around, it is going to be epic times, fo sho! Seven days in LA, minus hubs and kids? Holy crap.

And because I’m kind of anal rententive, I’ve been mapping out some of my own personal goals during my time in LA!

The MOST important goal of them all — See Rob in the flesh. I don’t care if he is a few hundred feet away and has

If Rob looks like this at the premiere, then he's gonna need to worry about a lot more then word vomit. Just sayin'.

his back to me, I gotta see that boy in the real life. I promise I will not scream at him, although if he gets within 10 feet there may be a spew of word vomit flying out of my mouth which I will clearly have no control over. All of my girls better stay outta the splash zone during that, cause it will be embarrassing.

Get a hug from at least one of the Twi dads, Peter, Billy, hell even Gil. I feel like Billy is my best chance, but that’s probably just because of his super personal newsletter emails that make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. ::le sigh:: Seriously, you guys need to be on that list.

Live the Rob experience by eating some In-n-Out burger, drinking some beer and possibly showing up drunk of TMZ. The first 2 should be easy, I’m gonna have to work super hard on 3.  I just need to find another drunk celeb and hang behind them and wait on the cameras.

Get bitch faced by KStew at the WTTR screening. She may or may not be there, so this may or may not happen. No wait, I change my mind. I don’t want to get bitch faced. I want to see the smile. In person. That would be much, much more awesome!

Have a beer with Sam and be uber embarrassed because 1) he recognizes me, and 2) he remembers me from the last show, you know, when I went through the “meet and greet” line like 10 times, then just decided to chill with the men and watch girls try to sneak in Justin Nozuka’s dressing room. Awesome times.

Watch Eclipse at the midnight showing (my first midnight showing EVER, by the way) and try not to squee out loud the first time Robward comes on the screen. I failed at New Moon, so here is hoping I can make up for that.

Being out and about in LA for that long is sure to have lots of shenanigans, and you know you will not want to miss anything! So here is what you need to do:

1. Follow me on Twitter.

My Twitter peeps will get everything first, and probably some stuff that will never make it to my blog. If you are not already following me, then do it now. I am @AmberRMW and I promise you won’t regret following me. Yep, I am that awesome. It’s even in my Twitter bio.

2. Watch for updates on my blog!

It may be a bit weird for the week I’m in LA. First off, I’ll be on west coast time, so everything is gonna get pushed back. Secondly, there may be nights I don’t blog, and other days I may hit ya twice. Who knows? I sure don’t. But as long as you are on Twitter, you will know. You can also subscribe to have emails sent every time I update. That may be the easiest! There is a little button right over there, at the top of this column ————————————————>

Hit that, enter your email, and let’s do this!

I’m still packing and getting ready, and I am so freakin’ excited. Will any of you be there? I will be giving out free hugs, just let me know!


Grab Bag o’ Crap — Gangstas, SNL & Tunes

Now that we are back in to a Rob-light time, this is when I have to start getting a bit creative. Start working the ol’ blogging juices. Since there are a lot of little things going on, you know, things that are worth talking about but not worth dedicating a whole day’s blog too.

Kristen is Straight Gangsta Yo!


Well, if the Stew decided she wanted to look like one of those white middle class girls who think they are straight gangsta, it worked. But you know what. It doesn’t look that bad on her. Maybe cause she is smiling. What can I say? When the girl smiles she is gorgeous. Even with her tomboyish look. Plus, I mean, would I be much more dressed up at an outdoor music festival? Nah, probably not. I don’t like getting sweat on my good clothes.

Rob on SNL?

Ugh, Rob and KStew were the victims of a terrible Saturday Night Live skit. They weren’t in it (duh!) but were impersonated… poorly.

WTF? Of course, this is when I realize and I am too deep in the fandom cause all I can see is everything they could have done to make it better, and didn’t. Like, put them in plaid. Have actual sex hair. I don’t know. Just ick to me.

Of course then I think back to whether or not Rob should just go ahead and make the jump and host SNL himself. Taylor did it, and I have to admit there were some funny moments. I’ve entertained the idea of Rob on SNL before and I go back and forth on whether he should or not. But honestly at this point, it is sheer curiosity of what he would do.

Where is my Soundtrack Listing?

Maybe Lady Antebellum can write a new song about vampire booty calls...

We finally got a teeny bit of word on the Eclipse soundtrack, and I’ll have it in my hands on June 8, or June 4 if someone can get their hands on it and start spreading pirated versions all over the interwebs.

But what gives? How do we still have zero clue who will be on it? It all goes back to I feel like this movie is coming out on June 30 and I know nothing about it. So I pretty much feel like I do about any other movie that is coming out in June. Which really in unacceptable in my privileged, entitled Twilight fandom!! (Kidding… sort of.)

And, although I have no idea where I saw it, I seem to remember Rob saying he may be working on a song himself for Eclipse. Honestly, this is the only reason why I care there is no soundtrack listing. The wait it killing me!


It’s Time for a KStew Day, In Honor of Sundance Stew!

I gotta use today to praise the Stew for her awesome showing at Sundance. The girl is rocking that place, and I’m totes excited about seeing both The Runaways and Welcome to the Rileys. So I thought today I might do one of my top 10 photo blogs, cause there were a lot of photos this weekend you may have missed. I picked my 10 faves of Sundance Stew, cause I heart her and her super casual style. P.S. These are not in any order, cause I couldn’t decide!

Yep, I am fangirling over KStew!

Enjoy!

You can’t look at this picture and not love it. It looks like both KStew and Dakota are having fun times! I guess I just love shots that look like they weren’t totally planned, just a “hey, do something silly” and you do it.

I love the almost bitch face we are getting here. At the same time, it looks like she about to crack a smile. I can see it. Also, it’s really good to know that the front side knot is still cool. Cause you know, I may or may not have rocked it in the past and now I know I can continue to do so.

More KStew love, after the jump… Continue reading


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