Category Archives: New Moon

Let’s Start Our Week Off with Videos Instead!

It’s late Sunday night. The turkey has been eaten. Shopping has been done. And the Christmas tree is up. There is a reason most of us have 4 days off of work. That is a lot of shizz to conquer in just a few days.

So instead of ending the week off with videos, let’s start it off instead. For a few reasons. 1) We all need to be eased back into the work week. Nothing eases like a good video. 2) When we go on vacay, Rob seems to do the same. So alas, no news. AND 3) I am feeling a little lazy. There. I said it.

Robert Pattinson: I Can’t Stay Away

Isn’t this how we all feel sometimes? ::sigh:: I tell you. This boy just crawls up in your head and stays there. And this little vid from beanene1 has lot’s of vintage Rob mixed with the new to keep reminding you of all the reasons why it’s okay that you can’t stay away. Totally normal.

Okay, this is an oldie, but a few people reposted it so it showed up in my list of new videos a couple times and I just love it to much not to post it again for the 8 billionth time.

Robert Pattinson singing live ” I was broken”

Gah. I die EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. And seriously, if you listen and love Rob, you NEED to listen to Marcus Foster. The similarities between their voices is insane. Srsly. Do it.

Badassward is back… fingers crossed

Guess who it is under a different name?! everLUSTneverFOUND is the ever amazing Biel, which is obvious by this amazing sauce video that makes me instantly want to own a copy of Eclipse. The $30 blu-ray version! You hear that Summit?! Trust me, this girl is helping you, not hurting you!

Eghads! I couldn’t post many more videos. There were SOOO many BD & Eclipse DVD spoilers and I want to keep as spoiler free as possible. Which means you have to go look on your own. ;)

Hope this starts your week off right! Friday at 12 a.m. is right around the corner.

 

 


Reminiscing About Rob Porn — The “My First Love” Edition!

Every once in awhile, there is a picture that comes out that makes me just pause. This is one of those pictures…

 

Whoa.

 

Is it because this is the best picture of Rob ever. No. This one made me pause because it reminded me of exactly who I fell in love with first… Edward.  And this picture my friends is SOOOOOO Edward. The look. The jaws. The skin. Everything is just flawless!

So while on the other “Rob porn” segments I went with very Rob type things, this time, I’m hitting it hard with my first love, Robward.

Twilight Robward

Awwww…. Twilight. How little I knew ye when I went to see the movie and came out totally in love with a boy whose first name I didn’t even know. And if you all only knew how much I miss the buffont!

New Moon Robward

We were officially in love. But, I had to wait what felt like forever to see you again in your full screen, high definition glory. Enter New Moon. Robward was so, so serious. New Moon is serious business. But the hotness was still there, even hidden in all the tweed!

Eclipse Robward

The saga continues, and my Robward love grew even more in this movie. A better wardrobe paired with not only a lovey dovey Robward, but also angry, kick ass Robward. Is there any better combination?? (Hint: The answer is no.)

Breaking Dawn Robward… Coming Soon! (Well, soon, but not soon enough!)

What Robward made you fall in love? What moment did you think “gah, I need to know MORE about this guy!” Share, share, SHARE!!


Why Are You Reading This? Why Aren’t You Watching Your New Moon DVD?!?

For serious, what are you doing here?!? I was gonna do my traditional video blog and all that business, then I realized… what the hell?!? NO ONE is going to be watching fan made YouTube videos, cause you are all watching your DVDs. Or if you are watching YouTube videos its because you are searching for all the special features that are not on the version of the DVD you bought.

So go on. Go watch your DVD, and then I’ll post some videos for you tomorrow! Happy Robward times!


The Homebodies Guide to Avoiding New Moon Midnight Parties

Tomorrow, at midnight, tweens, teens and Twimoms across the U.S. will be gathered at Walmarts, Borders and what ever other stores may be having these late night scream fests that include way too many kids (and Twimoms, I can’t decide which is worse) competing for lame prizes. However some of us will not be partaking in this fuckery.

Can you believe these crazy bitches lined up in Walmart for THIS?!?

Personally, I know I can’t be at one of those parties, for several reasons. In fact, if either of my reasons sound like they fit you, you probably shouldn’t go either. First off, I lack the bond money I will need for when I slap the first 13 year old that screams, “I love Edward Pattinson!” Secondly, I am overly competive. It’s kind of a sickness. And if it came down to me and some 9 year old with a Team Jacob shirt on to win the New Moon key chain that isn’t worth the metal ring I will put it, I will destroy that 9 year old. People will look at me strange and think I am ridiculious. I will dance my happy dance waving the key chain in the face of the 9 year old and saying “Hahaha! Oh, and by the way, Taylor is gaaaaaaaaay!” Said kid will cry, and I will not care.

Instead of partying all night at a party that doesn’t even serve alcohol (hello, that is not a party), I’m going to be at home, going through my list of things to do while not attending a New Moon midnight party. Luckily, I am willing to share my 5 things that homebody Twi-fans must do when it comes to New Moon DVD release day!

1. Grab your snuggie and cuddle up on the coach and watch Twilight. Relive the happy times of hot, sexy, v-neck t-shirt Edward before moody, broody Tweed Edward makes you depressed the next day!

2. Get a cold beer (or wine, if that is your thang, I’m a beer girl) and catch up on all your fan fiction updates. Since you’ve been reading Bel Ami and most likely, Water for Elephants, I know you are behind. What a perfect night to catch up and get in the mood. ;)

While tweens are competing for Team Jacob keychains, I'll be dreaming of this... with a blonde Bella, who is slightly older, and maybe runs a blog...

3. Snuggle up in your bed with your Edward pillow and fall asleep by 11:30 a.m. You’ve got a long day of crying, squeeing, reliving New Moon on Saturday, and you’ll need your strength. You know you are going to lose your shit again when they go through the month montage.

4. Wake up Saturday morning, fully refreshed. Have a cup of coffee and a bowl of cocoa puffs, all while listening to the soundtrack. Then get on over to Target (or other store of choice, although I’m going with Target) and get your DVD, which I’m sure they will have plenty of.

5. Come home and enjoy, knowing that you did not have to fight any teens or tweens, or put up with Team Jacob fans (ugh!).

So, are any of you daring to fight the crowds? Or will you be sitting at home eating bon bons thinking about all those crazy Twi-fans and laughing to yourself, like me?


Biker Bob, How We Missed You & A Word to Target on Getting Me to Buy Their DVD

Alright Target, I see your game. I totally get it. Let’s release one of our exclusive deleted scenes and all the fans will come and buy our version of the DVD. Actually, great marketing idea executed poorly. Why? Cause this is the scene we got:

Um, yeah, where’s Robward in this? Oh, he’s not there? No, instead you give us a made for the movie character who has officially been deemed ‘Biker Bob.’ Now, what makes me sad is we never got to know Biker Bob in the intimate ways which we became familiar with Twilight‘s ‘Buttcrack Santa.’ Oh, the opportunities missed by Letters to Twilight, the fun times and new inside jokes that could have been made. All lost to the cutting room floor. I just hope they told Biker Bob before he showed up to the premiere that his scene was cut. Heard that happens to actors sometimes. ::cough::Rob::cough::Vanity Fair::cough::

And now Target, let’s be real. I love you. I give you lots and lots of my hard earned money. I want to buy your DVD, but then you snooze on offering the digital download then try and entice me with ‘Biker Bob.’ Hell, even a shirtless TayTay scene would have been better. Gah.

Maybe Robward taking all the birthday presents and hiding them, perhaps some Edward and Bella action on the plane, come on. There HAD to be better options when you are trying to show that your DVD is the best of a whole hell of a lot of options. And I gotta say, still not convinced yours is the best. My New Moon DVD bucks are still up for grabs. Hey, Borders… wow me!


Watching Awards Shows Without Rob… Interesting…

As I type this, apparently I am watching the People’s Choice Awards. I have to say, this is the first awards show I’ve

No "suited up" Rob tonight... and it may have been a little bit nice!

watched in awhile that has not had Rob there, either as a presenter, a winner or even just making the audience more beautiful by sitting there.

And I have to say… it’s a little nice.

Not because I don’t want hot pictures, cause I do. Not because I don’t like seeing awkward (or possible drunk) Rob up on the stage, cause I do. Not because I don’t want to hear all the inappropriate jokes the other stars make about how hot you are, cause I do.

Mainly because I can watch the award show and just…….relax.

No stress of live tweeting every Robilicious move. I don’t have to keep my eyes peeled on the TV because if I don’t, I may miss Rob.

I can actually enjoy it, and take it for what it’s worth. And if it’s boring, I don’t feel any obligation to keep watching. Awwwww… nice.

Couple quick words on it all:

Anyone who is really upset about Rob or Kristen not winning need to take a step back and look at it all. Rob and Kristen have long careers ahead of them, and plenty of time to win awards that really don’t matter (like People’s Choice Awards). They are up against A-list veterans that are amazing and have been around a long time.

AND, it’s freaking Johnny Depp. I love Rob (look around you, it’s obvious!), but it is JOHNNY DEPP! Rob will get there one day. I have faith. But not today. Sorry.

However, mad props to Rob, KStew and TayTay for winning best ensemble! That is something, and honestly, probably the one category that I definitely agree on them winning! It almost seems like they created the category just for them…

Queen Latifah is a bad ass host, classy and funny all at the same time! LOVE HER!

In fact, she had a freakin’ awesome parody with Robward, that I got a teeny tiny snippet of have the FULL version of now, thanks to rosebellas.


Did You Snatch A BK Edward?

Oh noes!!!

Did you hear about the BK thefts? All the ladies want me.

So, since you all went to the Burger King and got what was quite literally Twi-crap from them, you may have noticed a hunky piece of man close to full sized on the door. Ewwwwww…. not Taycob!!! Ladies, please, let’s act our age! I’m speaking of the Robward. He almost made me excited to eat the craptastic food served at the BK, but then the greasy manager who moves at the same pace as my deceased grandmother starts “touching” surfaces around him and I inwardly shudder.

Um, where was I? YES! The huge window cling of Robward. At the BK (cause where else are vamps gonna hang?). Apparently peeps are going in and five finger discounting them (that means they are stealing… shhhh…).

TMZ has learned multiple Burger King restaurants across the country are reporting life-size promotional posters of Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson are being ripped right off the BK windows in broad daylight … horrible time for a vampire.

By the way, no one is stealing the TayTay ones. They just wanted to make him feel better. (At least that’s my theory. I think it’s a good one.)

This whole mess of awesomeness got me to thinking…

What the hell do you do with a life size window cling of Robward? But then it all came to me in a whoosh that can only be described as pure brill!

1. Throw Robward up on your glass screen door!

I ask… is there a better way to greet your guests? Hell to the nah! Especially during this holiday season. You have the delivery man bringing you packages? Let Robward sign for you! Neighborhood kids keep ding dong ditching you? Robward scares the beegesus out of them! I mean, really? Is there anything this window cling can’t do for you?

2. Let Robward help with your holiday diet!

Did you go a little crazy on the turkey? The ham? The delicious, most amazing Christmas cookies? No worries, not that you’ve got your Robward window cling, I have answers for you! First off, good news. You’ll never be eating at the BK again, and that will definently cut the fat down! Take that gorgeous cling and throw it on your refrigerator. Then when you go to have a bite to eat, think 2 things: 1) Would Edward eat this? (The answer is always no.) and 2) Would I seriously eat this if the real Rob were here? (Here too, the answer is most likely no.) The pounds will just melt away!

3. Be the cleanest you’ve ever been with Robward!

So many of us have showers with very slick surfaces that are perfect to hold up window clings. Why get the Rob shower curtain (hello? Rob is on the wrong side.) when you can hang the window cling right next to wear you stand naked every day? Your life will change. People will constantly compliment how well you smell. Your skin will glow. One down side… your water bill may skyrocket. But let’s face it. So. Worth. It.

Alright, I need to know. Did any of you take off with one? Are you seriously considering it now? (Cause I may be!)


Attention, Attention… I’ve only seen New Moon ONCE!

New Moon mania is every where! I can’t even walk into a store without seeing something related to the Twilight saga, or at least reminds me of it in some way. Kind of makes me sad spice because then I come over to Twitter and see peeps have been to see New Moon 3, 4, 5 and even more times, and I’ve only seen it once.

Older woman!! I LOVE this line!! I need to see it again...

Yes, this Rob blogger has only seen New Moon ONCE!

Even funnier, I don’t have any immediate plans to get back to the theatre either, even though with every freakin’ promo I see on the TV I die a little inside. I’m starting to forget everything, all the good little zingers throughout the movie that made me smile, the pain (oh the pain) from the break up and my intense excitement (and slight turnon-edness) from Bella & Edward making up. ::sigh::

BUT… does this make me a bad fan?

I went out and supported by taking a day off work, arriving 2 hours in advance of a showing and would have been the first in line if I was not talking to the 2 Movie Guys (not on the air, OF COURSE!). I go, or I should say TheShagDaddy, goes and buys all the crap they sell, I gave a pretty good review of the movie and encouraged others to go.

I don’t know. I still need to find a way.

I need to get back in that theatre with my super jumbo popcorn and soda and see this movie again. Relive all those emotions!

But how? It’s game plan time!

1. Fake sick from work. Take kids to school then hit the theatre!

This may be the easiest one to pull off… EXCEPT I’m taking a couple days off to see Marcus next week and if I take sick time off, then I feel guilty. I know, I KNOW! I must be the only damn person that feels guilty about sticking it to the man, but I do. Probably because that place falls apart without me. Yep, I’m that awesome. So, though this is the easiest, its also the hardest. But since I’m alone, I mena completely cause it’s a weekday matinée, I can squee and laugh and cry and just enjoy my private screening!

2. Stick it to the hubs and just go one night.

For most women, this works. Why? Their husbands don’t want to go anywhere near New Moon in a theatre. And I don’t know that I really blame them. But no, not my husband. He is also in the “I’m pissed I’ve only seen New Moon once” camp, so he may not be as cool with me running out to see it. And then, even if he was okay and told me to go, then I’d feel guilty. Damn, why do I feel guilty all the time? Happened last weekend. He told me to go and I said I just couldn’t cause I knew how badly he wanted to see it. Or at least see the Remember Me trailer on the big screen again. Plus, this would be me at a weekend evening show with tweenies. ::shudders::

3. Grab my mom and get her on board!

Ohhhh… Amber is liking this option. My mom has not read the books, but went and saw Twilight in theatres with me and liked it. And even more to my surprise, actually bought the DVD the opening week. I can totally see her down for mother-daughter time at New Moon. The only bad part? I gotta reign it all in. No squeeing  during the Remember Me trailer, or slapping her when she asks if that’s the guy from Twilight. I can cry, but not nearly as much as I did. When she says she is Team Jacob (once again, hasn’t read the books), I may have to disown her right then and there, but if I am just interested in watching the movie again, it works.

Man, I am just asking you ladies for all kinds of opinions the last few days, huh? Which option should I choose? Quick, I need to get on this!!


Saturday Video Explosion!

It’s Saturday which mean its time for the ol’ video post. Although with everything going on the past few weeks, I can’t even remember the last time I did a video post, so I have some pretty good ones for you. And, this week, not all of them are gonna be Rob-related, mainly because I found a couple parody videos that I have to share cause they will make you belly roll laugh! Or ROFL, as we say in may house. (Yes, we talk in Internet/Twitter speak even when we are not on the computer. Using hashtags in real life is so full of win!)

Guillermo Dubs Twilight for Latin Fans

No Rob here, but seriously, I dare you to watch this and not laugh. TheShagDaddy and I have been quoting his damn thing for the past week and it is NOT getting old!

More videos, after the jump…

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My Review of New Moon — FULL OF SPOILERS!

Okay, I want to reiterate, this post is a review for the New Moon movie. If you have yet to see it (to which I say, “WHHAAAAATTTT”), then you better not read this. I’m going to talk about some of the things that varied from book to movie, as well as the ending. I don’t want to mess up losing the New Moon virginity for anyone!

I have to start off by saying… I did NOT do the midnight showing business. First off, I did not want to watch it the first time surrounded by tweens. Second, I took the day off work today, so I was able to go to a super early showing this morning. 10:30 a.m. in fact. Showed up 2 hours early to get in line to find that we were the line. Oh, and the 2 Movie Guys trying to get us to do an interview on TV to which I said “Hell to the nah!”

Got in to the theater and got some primo seats, about half way up, right smack dab in the middle! I like to call that the “sweet spot.” We sat in the theatre for about an hour and a half, watching YouTube videos, tweeting and eating overpriced “gourmet” pretzels. By the way, you can’t call a pretzel gourmet when I watch you heat it up in the microwave and then throw some cinnamon on it. Trailers start and what do you know?!? REMEMBER ME!!! I not only squeed and clapped my hands, but I noticed that no one else around was as excited. I atribute it the fact that later on in the movie I realized I was surrounded by Team Jacob. ::shudders::

And then the lights dimmed and the show began. And I have to say, the movie met every single one of my expectations.

It put Twilight to shame, which really didn’t surprise me. I knew that would happen. There were a few things that just really stood out as credits to Chris Wietz and the production team:

The “months passing” montage

I remember the first moment I flipped those pages. My heart just tore and I cried. But the movie made me ball!!! First off, the Lykke Li song was the absolute most appropriate song ever (and I called it that it would be played then). And watching the months past versus flipping the pages, hearing the screams, watching Charlie try to help and seeing just the utter sadness just killed me. So happy we brought a ton of tissues cause I needed them.

Harry Clearwater

I am actually sort of depressed we lost Harry, cause he was kind of hilarious! I loved him and was surprised he played so much of a bigger role then I expected. And honestly, the way the heart attack was induced was a pretty awesome addition. There just had to be a way to get Victoria in there more (so non-book readers don’t forget her) and having her play a role in his death was a surprise. Some of the hard core peeps are probably not going to like that addition, but I thought it was much better then just saying “Uh, Harry died. He had a heart attack.”

The Volturi showdown

Talk, talk, talk. That’s all the Volturi do in the books. They did not evoke the correct level of fear that I think the reader should have, at least I don’t think they did for me. They never seem to be “men ofaction” in the books, but the movie changed that. I actually am afraid of the Volturi now. The whole scene just was spooky, and the fight was amazing. It was a great add and made the whole movie more action-packed (something the series has lacked in the books). And when they walked out, and the people were walking in, I almost threw up when I saw the kids in the group. First thought, no, so wrong. Second thought, we are trying to show they have no compassion for humans, which that point is definitely made. But wow. There was an audible gasp when we all saw that.

The Ending!

Wow, wow, wow. It was perfect. I have nothing more to add then that. Great touch with that one!

And let’s face it, there are some things from the movie that I wasn’t totally loving.

Rosalie

First off, I must say I am not on the NReed hate train. Got no reason to be, at least at the moment. But she looked like hell, did she not. I don’t even think it was the wig itself, it looked like she had a bad makeup job. I mean, she is a gorgeous girl, but she was not done justice. I actually felt kind of bad for her when I saw her.

The Cliff Diving Scene

First off, when Bella and Jacob came across the guys cliff diving, the comment was never made that they would do it sometime together. Kind of important, cause now for those that haven’t read the books, it looks like Bella was trying to kill herself. Really she was just trying to get that adrenaline high. And the song choice was wrong. I love the Grizzly Bears song on the album. I mean, LOVE IT! But that was not a good place for it. Not at all. The whole scene could have just been so much better.

In closing, I give it 4 out of 5 stars, cause there was room for improvement. But overall, I loved the look and feel of the movie. I thought the music choices fit perfectly. And I think Cougar Cathy really screwed up the first one. Now that I see how it could have been, I’m a little sad for that one. Oh, and Kristen Stewart. If anyone, ANYONE doubted her in the first one, she nailed it in New Moon. She was amazingly perfect and I cried on more then one occasion thanks to her acting.

Alright now, let’s here it! What did you all think? What did you love? Hate? I want to talk about it!!!

P.S. If you are going to be at the Sam Bradley show tonight in Dallas, be sure to come by and say hi!! I’ll be there representing my other site, Shack of Soul. But seriously, if you talk to me, we gotta have some kind of code because I do not talk Rob at a Sam show. So instead of Rob, let’s say “the economy” and instead of “Rob My World” say “The economy is looking quite sexy today.” Then I’ll know where you came from and we can talk! ;)


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