Frequent guest blogger Stephanie sent me this last week, and I had to post it cause anytime someone gets on to my husband other then me, it kind of rules!

So it’s the New Year, and I’m hoping it’s going to be a better year for me because really, last year, not so great. Not horrible I guess, but it definitely could have been better. To cap off my year, my New Year’s Eve did not go as planned to say the least (Christmas tree came crashing down in my living room and then my car decided to break and needed to be towed. REALLY? FML). So I’m hoping that’s not a sign of things to come. But it has me thinking, what are my wishes for this New Year?

Well of course there’s this wish. Why not?

On the Rob front it’s shaping up to be a great year and that is a VERY good thing. I mean come on, we are going to get Water for Elephants. After all the waiting and drooling we’ve done, we are finally gonna get it and I for one am super excited. It will be a little strange though. Up until November we will all be Team Jacob. That’s something I don’t think I’ve ever said before. Weird! Hopefully some time not too long after we recover from the hotness that is Jacob Jankowski we’ll be killed again by Bel Ami and Georges DuRoy *fingers and toes crossed* and this is also a VERY good thing!!! Super smexy time with our man, yes please!! After this I think we will need a great deal of recovery time, not to mention a whole new panty supply before November comes and we get Breaking Dawn Part 1 and are back to team Edward (feathers, broken headboards, bruises, SEX and no fade to black please and thank you). Phew, sounds like an outstanding year to me so far.

First Jacob,

then Georges,

then Edward. So many Rob’s so little time!

So I ask, what could make it better? What could possibly improve this year full of Rob goodness? I can’t think of much, but, oh, maybe this one thing . . . MORE SHAGDADDY POSTS!!! Yup, there, I said it. Amber asked, and I listened. Maybe we need a man’s perspective a little more often in RMW land. I think we do. We can fan girl and he can man crush. The two just naturally go together hand and hand like peanut butter and jelly or me and Rob (he just doesn’t know it yet). Do you see what I’m saying?? And do you all agree??

Jumping Rob agrees!

Well, do you agree?! Guilt him in the comments! Go on. DO IT!

But that seems kind of opposite right? I mean, most husbands want their wives to stay as far away from Rob as possible. But I have tons of good evidence to post that proves the enabling…

Only an enabler would take a picture like this…

And who do you think bought me this bad boy?! The hubs!

And a guy must really be comfortable with Rob to go shopping for goodies for me…

The lunch box. I want the lunch box!

Sometimes, he even gets a little attached to Rob as well. That’s when he busts out this shirt…

You gotta be cool with Rob to wear the sex hair!

Not to mention that I got to go to LA, Twicon, a bazillion concerts of Rob’s friends. Oh and sometimes, my enabler even BLOGS about Rob.

So, to my dear Shag Daddy, I just gotta say happy late birthday. Thanks for being so awesome, and thanks for putting up with me on a regular basis. Although, I do put up with you, so I think I can safely call that even!

Love ya babe!

Every time I do a blog for Amber I go nuts trying to think of what I’m going to write. This time has been no different. My

Oh look! It's TheShagDaddy's fave #WFE pic!

thoughts on Water for Elephants keep coming out more like a book report and I don’t want to do that. So let’s try this approach instead:

Read this book! Do it, do it now! There’s a woman who plays with her titties as a side show (Of course this would be the first thing he mentions. Gah. Boys.), a possibly well hung dwarf caught jerking it on a train, and an elephant that may or may not be as dumb as a pile of bricks. There are also fun Twi-related things to watch out for: Jacob, Edward, Hale, spider monkeys, virgin, and a frickin’ fade to black! (Yeah. The fade to black blows. I mean, not throw your book across the room blowing like in Breaking Dawn, but still. BOO!)

To be honest, I couldn’t relate to this book at all. Which is weird because I couldn’t stop reading and had no real reason to press on. I’ve never lost my parents or had a major freak out at college. I can’t recall ever hopping aboard a circus train and I know for certain I have never shoveled horseshit. (I’ve stepped in it. I bet TSD has too. It’s inevitable when you live in this part of the country.) I never fell in love with a co-worker’s wife (Um, good.), contemplated murder and have him kick the living hell out of me (even though I deserve an ass kicking, no reason in particular (THIS is so true.)). And finally, I have not yet left my retirement home to runaway with the circus. (There’s still time.)

And here is mine!!!

For the record, I did cry at parts of this book. (Um, you’d have to be heartless not to.) I also laughed, cried again, got angry, and (not to weird anybody out) got turned on a time or two (I’m totally weirded out.). Sorry if any spoilers make you not want to read the book, but I don’t think knowing some things will make the book any less better than it is.

And in conclusion, Rob keep making movies based on books so that I may continue reading instead of finding jacked up pics on the interwebs. (Can I get an AMEN?!?)

Leave TSD some love in the comments. He’s an attention whore. He’ll love it!

Home of Chalupas, Heart Attacks and, of course, Love!

It all started long ago, the fall of 1997, where we meet at a Taco Bell. Yes, this is true. Why would I EVER make something like this up? And I hated TheShagDaddy. Like bunches. I found him to be a jerk, an asshole, a show off and just an all around giant turd. Then this fool starts stalking me at school (yes, we were in high school) and bothering me. Ugh!

Then we end up in an elective class together. While I am busy not celebrating this fact, TheShagDaddy is busy trying to find a prom date (he was a senior and I was a sophomore). It was not looking on the up for TheShagDaddy, and being a sophomore who can only go to prom if a junior or senior asks, I start weazling my way in to get the invite.

We start eating lunch together, chilaxing, then BOOM! Amber seals the deal and gets the prom invite. Woo hoo!

Here is the problem… in my courting for the prom invite, I kinda start liking TheShagDaddy. So I tell him he needs to be my boyfriend. At the ice skating rink. He says yes, then throws me into a wall.

So yes, we are high school sweethearts or whatever, yada yada yada. While this is our 6th wedding anniversary, it is our 12th year of togetherness. Wow, right?

And time for my sentimental “make everyone want to gag” moment….

Me and the hubs!! (ignore the quality, I was far too lazy to scan it)

I am a lucky girl to have found my best friend and have the pleasure of spending every day with you being besties. We have made some beautiful babies, some great friends and I love that even though we disagree, it only last for 3.2 seconds before I’m over it. I’ve never had a good example in front of me of what a successful marriage looks like, but our formula seems to work.

Here’s hoping Rob doesn’t steal me away from you this summer. That would suck for you.

And well, here is what we got for our patience…

Being the good little blogger that I am, I decided I should get a second opinion. The best person I could think of would be, of course, TheShagDaddy! Plus, we had differing opinions. While I was rather meh about the whole thing, TSD was squeeing like a teenage tweenie. I asked him to write up a little paragraph of his thoughts for this little segment of Point/Counterpoint or as I am renaming it… Meh vs. SQUEE!

Meh…

Let me start by saying I did not hate the trailer. There were parts of that did get me excited. The scenery and the vividness of the scenes caught my eye and made me excited. And that was about it.

The dialogue they decided to overlay with the scenes came off as corny. I don’t know that I blame the movie, cause it reads that way, but it just makes it sound so lame if your a non-Twi reader seeing the trailer. Edward does look so much better then New Moon but I think I’m gonna have serious issues trying to move past Victoria, cause it is not Rachelle and I am still a bit bummed about that. Plus, hello Summit? Where were the Cullens? Or even the wolfpack?

Eclipse is my favorite book out of the series. The main reason, more then anything, is the action. And I got zero newborn vampires in the clip. That sucks.

One thing that did not bother me as much as everyone else is the Bella wig. Probably because the one scene where it is really close up, yeah, I can tell that’s right after the tent scene and trust me. If I just spent a whole night in a tent, half the night freezing and the other half sweating my metophorical balls off, yeah, I’m going to have some crazy frizz hair too.

I’m very excited about Eclipse. But the clip did not enhance the excitedness any. I’m already ready for the next clip, just to see if Summit is reading my blog and adds some fighting in there.

SQUEEEEE!

What is wrong with you people who don’t love this trailer? I mean seriously… Edward…  Bella… Jacob… Victoria… Volturi… Charlie… what else do you want? Our first glimpse at the best book in the series and I am totally sucked in. To see Bella’s face as she tries to understand Edward’s concern and to know her stomach sinks when Jacob tells her he loves her, it’s almost too much. And I thought the fight scene with the Volturi was great in New Moon, I can only imagine how fetch (Amber Note: Yes, TSD just dropped slang from Mean Girls. This is why we love him.) the scene with the newborns will be.

Basically, I love this trailer because it reminds me of the thoughts and feelings I had whilst reading the book and I actually look forward to the awkward love triangle and possible snarkiness that will ensue. On a side note though, I hope Summit doesn’t release the entire movie one clip at a time like New Moon.

Now it’s y’all’s turn? What did you think? Meh or squee!

And hey now, you know what today is right?!? Remember Me is officially in theaters!!! GO AND SEE IT! You can get your tickets from  Fandango and avoid lines at the theater!

Oh, and of course, you guys SERIOUSLY need to get the digital copy of the Remember Me Soundtrack and the Remember Me Score from Amazon! Both are really amazing. I mean, the Score has brought me to tears many times already!

Cause, you know, every post needs a hot ass pic of Rob.

But I do have some good news on one of my Rob Resolutions… the one to get TheShagDaddy to blog more (so I can have a day off, you know!). Turns out, he wasn’t hard to convince. In fact, he was pretty much a push over and promised to devote one day a week to the blog.

Here is a message from our resident male himself:

Okay, as you may have read the other day on Amber’s New Year’s Resolution blog she wants me to blog more often this year. I have decided to help Amber keep at least one resolution by just offering to do blog duty once a week. Of course, there is always the off chance that I will do more than one a week but most likely not. The point of this blog is to get ideas from all the readers of Rob My World of what they would like me, theshagdaddy, to write about. All the ideas just need to be Rob related in some form or another and nothing is off limits. I’m even thinking of doing a contest or two, so ideas for that would be greatly appreciated as well. You can submit your fantastical ideas by leaving a comment on this blog, tweeting me @theshagdaddy on Twitter, or by e-mailing me at theshagdaddy@hotmail.com. Please remember that all words written in my blogs will be the views, thoughts, and opinions of me only and that Amber is not necessarily in agreement with anything I say (which is not unusual in the least).

Damn. If all my resolutions are this easy to meet, then I will be wooing Rob by the end of February. Score!

So, I guess this is less of a blog and more a call for ideas from TheShagDaddy. I mean, I’m all kinds of effed up right now with the crazy holidays, the lack of Robbie news and way too much family time that I need to get back in the swing of this mess.

I also want to throw this out there for you guys…

I love guest bloggers. I haven’t had too many of them, but if you’ve got something you’d love to say but don’t have a place to say it, just shoot me an email at robmyworld@hotmail.com and let me know what you’re thinking.

Anyways, sorry for the weak ass blog today. Whatever. They can’t all be winners.

First off let me start out saying these are only the views of TheShagDaddy. Anything said in this particular blog are the thoughts of TheShagDaddy and are in NO way the thoughts of Amber or Robmyworld.com.

I have been asked several times whether I was Robsten or Nonsten. I have done a decent job of avoiding the question thus far, but have decided that it was time to lose followers by offering my thoughts on the matter. I do want to say that it seems EVERYBODY has an opinion about it and NO ONE is willing to listen to anybody else and I won’t be any different.

Okay, so let’s get to it…If there is a Robsten, doesn’t it kind of ruin the fantasy people get to have about Rob…and Kristen? Say, for instance, you’re walking around downtown and you spot Rob as he walks out of a Bath and Body Works. You finally get to tell him what a huge fan you are and how much you appreciate his work. At this point he runs his hand through his hair and says thanks, suddenly Kristen runs up, grabs his hand and kisses him. I don’t think you are going to be all giddy seeing this in person, when most likely you were thinking “How am I going to seduce Rob whilst no one is around?” and now you have to walk away knowing that you will NEVER get a chance like that again.  What I’m saying here is that if they are indeed together than that means women have no chance of being with Rob and men have no chance of nailing Kristen.

Our resident man talks about the pictures, videos and how he thinks Rob still hit it…after the jump!

Now about all those damn pictures that pop up. Come on people, how many of those pics are either cropped or just straight Photoshopped? Any pictures that don’t fall into one of those categories is usually  just a “nicely” timed photo or were done for a magazine. But…but…but what about the KoL concert pics? You mean the one where they are leaning in real close to talk (which is rude, just listen to the music)  at a loud concert, not buying it. How about at the Paris airport holding hands? Rob is clearly holding a hat while she barely clings to his wrist. But that was the only photo that was almost hand in hand, all the other pics she is holding his elbow area. It looks like to me that she is using him to stay at a good pace to get out of the cold quickly as it gets quite chilly in Paris in November.  Surely you can believe that they are together because of the interlocking leg photo from the limo. Mmm…nope. Looks like they are just trying to be as far as they can from the photographer. Besides I have sat closer than that with guys I barely know.

Note from Amber: While I do post some paps pictures, I do not post pictures that I feel are overly obtrusive. Yes, I am a hypocrite, but that’s my deal yo! Anyways, the above mentioned pictures are some of the ones that I feel are a bit icky, so I won’t post them. I’m sure you can find them quite easily if you want to.

There was even a video floating around for a bit where a fan caught them kissing outside a restaurant where the cast was eating. I have seen that video and if they had started kissing, don’t you think the chick recording would have reacted right then and commented on the actual footage? She didn’t which to me says nothing happened that night. Besides, if they were trying to stay low key about their relationship do you really think they would just start making out in front of the fans? The smart person says the answer is no.

One last thing, now that filming is done for Eclipse and they both have more time than before…how come we are not seeing them together? Where was Kristen when Rob was paparazzi attacked leaving Marcus Foster’s concert? Was she at the photo shoot Rob did with Emilie for Vogue magazine? I think a girlfriend would like to watch something like that.  And what has Kristen been up to? Nothing much from what I can tell, but if Rob was there I’m sure we would know about it.

There you have it, most people would think I am Nonsten and so what? These are just my opinions and observations about the whole thing. It obviously doesn’t mean I am correct and nobody else will be either until Rob and/or Kristen just answer the question honestly. I’m sure I will be bombarded with more pics that prove the love affair, but I’m most likely not going to change my views. Besides the great thing about opinions is that everybody is allowed to have one, even if they are stupid and wrong. One final note, where I don’t believe that they are boyfriend/girlfriend, Rob definitely hit that shit! Note from Amber: She’d have been crazy not to!

In case you’re wondering what the heck I’m talk ing about here is a bit of back ground info. the­shagdaddy didn’t believe that we could get 1,000 extra followers on Twitter in 2 days. He made a bet with FP (me) you can check out the details here. His wife Amber from Rob My World decided to jump in with us and made you choose his punishment. You can find her post about it here.

You can also check this post we made when we won here.

So, are you one of the almost 10,000 peeps to already witness this “date?” If not, here you go. Watch it, while I hide under a blanket and die of mortification…

And since I was out this weekend amongst the people and out of the shadows where I normally lurk and say “Robert Patterson” to throw peeps off the scene, I heard a lot of feedback and people asking me what I thought of it all.

I have to say, I have a very hard time watching the video. It’s almost as hard to watch as the time TheShagDaddy took ballet in college and I went to his recital. ::shudders::

But once I pushed past the embarrassment and such, it was actually pretty funny. FP did a kick ass job on the editing and I have to give mad props to my husband for being such an awesome sport about it all!! I guess I am a pretty lucky girl for that one.

Oh, and plus this video spurred one TheShagDaddy’s very first fangirl. Yes, that is right. My husband had a fangirl. She is actually completely adorable and was so sweet, so I had to mention her on the blog! So, brunette_belle, we love ya and you seriously made TheShagDaddy’s year! No lie. And me and TheShagDaddy had our first ever fan photo, which I got right here!

What did you all think of the video? Do you feel a little embarrassed for me?

This is where you all come in! We need to decide what happens when ToR does reach there goal. So, yeah for polls…

I promise on a stack of RobQ’s that I will make my husband do whatever you vote for, no matter how embarrassing it may be for me (because it will be!). Want to write in a vote? Do it in the comments and people can vote for your idea by replying with a YES!