Category Archives: Water for Elephants

December 2, 2010

I’m a Liar, and I’m Okay With That.

By Amber

I think I need to apologize. I totally lied to all of you. Not intentionally of course. I thought I was telling you the truth when I said that stills/set pics don’t really the end the drought for me. I mean, we aren’t really in a drought right now since we got guitar Rob over the weekend.

Um, I digress. What I want to say is THIS official still did it for me.

 

Why hello there WFE still!

 

I literally squeed outloud. Which was embarrassing since I was at work. And rare. Normally I can stay pretty well composed, but I have been dying for some Water for Elephants news. And did I expect the first still to be an 8 on a scale of 10 on the hotness level? Uh no. I thought it would be animals and Rob, which would have been adorb, but not hot.

All I know is, I am eager for the promos to begin. Surely a trailer can’t be that far way, right? And more stills. And more interviews. And more pretty, pretty pictures!

Gah, is it April yet?

Have you read Water for Elephants yet? If not, pick it up now and then catch up on the book club. While the club is over, you can still see all the good posts here!

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September 3, 2010

Fanmade Trailers and the Regular Rob Video Goodness… Lots to Watch for You!

By Amber

This week’s videos are kind of divided up. Of course, I have the best Rob videos I could find for the week, but I also have what are pretty much the first fanmade trailers for Bel Ami and Water for Elephants. So you have lots to watch today and for the rest of the weekend! Enjoy it ladies (and gentlemen?)!

First off…. YAY FOR FAN MADE TRAILERS! Yes, that was all in caps because I really did just yell it out loud. This is sort of the best part of the in between after shooting before the trailer comes out. We get to see everyone else’s interpretation of what the movie will be. Plus, it just makes me more excited for the movies!

I had to share these first and foremost, just because not only are the good, but I’m hoping they will spur video makers on to make even more!!

Bel Ami Trailer

SweetDKvampires has put together a really good little piece here! Rob’s previous sex scenes are very limited (to one really), so the filler around it was really well done. Seriously can not wait to see what the real deal looks like, but until then, this one definitely fills the void.

Water For Elephants Trailer

And kudos to OhLogan for knocking outta the park for this one! The circus clips and using Hal, who will actually play the older version of Jacob, is just awesome.

And now… on to your regularly scheduled Rob hotness!!

Robert Pattinson – Ring my bells

This one from Tanitataniru is very much an NSFW video (Not Safe For Work, for those not hip to my jive lingo). Does it make you want to watch it even more now that I’ve said that? I mean, just after typing that I’m thinking I should watch it again. I will say, I think I saw a couple manips in there. Normally, I don’t post vids with manips, but they were so fast and hard to see that I didn’t let it ruin what is otherwise a really hot video!

Rob Pattinson – Let me see you stripped – finished

This one is safe for work, if you are able to handle being completely turned on while sitting at your desk. Okay, maybe not safe if you share a cubicle or something. All I know is, after the teaser last week, I am so freakin’ stoked that Lostimortal2 finished this video! This one is, wow, it is majorly hot. Quit reading. Start watching.

Rob Pattinson • I would die for you, my love

So the song lyrics may be a bit extreme, but the quality of this vid from LuCiiJB is really nice! I love all the eyes towards the end, even the ones with the bushy brows. Plus, the effect she used it pretty cool. Very dreamlike.

Did you see any good videos this week? You must share in the comments! Do it. Do it now!

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August 18, 2010

This shizz was hard to write! @TheShagDaddy’s (Sort of) Review of Water for Elephants

By theshagdaddy

So, the blog was a little short. I decided I’d be a good wifey slash blogging partner in crime and help beef this up with some of my own commentary sprinkled throughout. Enjoy.

Every time I do a blog for Amber I go nuts trying to think of what I’m going to write. This time has been no different. My

Oh look! It's TheShagDaddy's fave #WFE pic!

thoughts on Water for Elephants keep coming out more like a book report and I don’t want to do that. So let’s try this approach instead:

Read this book! Do it, do it now! There’s a woman who plays with her titties as a side show (Of course this would be the first thing he mentions. Gah. Boys.), a possibly well hung dwarf caught jerking it on a train, and an elephant that may or may not be as dumb as a pile of bricks. There are also fun Twi-related things to watch out for: Jacob, Edward, Hale, spider monkeys, virgin, and a frickin’ fade to black! (Yeah. The fade to black blows. I mean, not throw your book across the room blowing like in Breaking Dawn, but still. BOO!)

To be honest, I couldn’t relate to this book at all. Which is weird because I couldn’t stop reading and had no real reason to press on. I’ve never lost my parents or had a major freak out at college. I can’t recall ever hopping aboard a circus train and I know for certain I have never shoveled horseshit. (I’ve stepped in it. I bet TSD has too. It’s inevitable when you live in this part of the country.) I never fell in love with a co-worker’s wife (Um, good.), contemplated murder and have him kick the living hell out of me (even though I deserve an ass kicking, no reason in particular (THIS is so true.)). And finally, I have not yet left my retirement home to runaway with the circus. (There’s still time.)

And here is mine!!!

For the record, I did cry at parts of this book. (Um, you’d have to be heartless not to.) I also laughed, cried again, got angry, and (not to weird anybody out) got turned on a time or two (I’m totally weirded out.). Sorry if any spoilers make you not want to read the book, but I don’t think knowing some things will make the book any less better than it is.

And in conclusion, Rob keep making movies based on books so that I may continue reading instead of finding jacked up pics on the interwebs. (Can I get an AMEN?!?)

Leave TSD some love in the comments. He’s an attention whore. He’ll love it!

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August 4, 2010

#WFE Filming May Be Over, But We’ll Always Have Our Fave Photo Moments

By Amber

Filming for Water for Elephants is over, and I’d be all #sadpanda except I’m way too excited about what happens next. It get’s all put together, we get officially released stills, we get trailers, we get press junkets and interview and finally… WE GET A NEW MOVIE! And then a DVD, hopefully loaded with extras and some Rob commentary. ::fingers crossed::

So, I’m not sad. If anything, I say let’s hurry it up already!

But we can’t let this time just go without some sort of remembrance. Some place to come back to when we just need a quick hit from Robowski, or my fave nickname still, Robcob. So I thought I’d ask all of you to send me your fave pictures from the set so we can commemorate this time and be excited that the filming is over and all the really good stuff is coming very, very soon!

From AmyM11_11: “ass porn and because i was at set with the guy who took this pic and my sweers @ladyp804 fun times”

That ass is always a nice site. That is why your picture is first. Cause seriously, I wanted to make sure this picture was above the jump! P.S. It looks like he was rubbing his hands on the back of his pants all day. If this is true and you saw this, how are you still breathing? If this is not true, do not tell me because I like living in my little dream world.

There are a BUNCH more, after the jump! Continue reading

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August 2, 2010

Fangirls WIN While Rob is in Tennessee!

By Amber

I’ve been in a pain killer stupor all weekend, so I’m trying to catch up on all the news from this weekend. Damn. Things were crazy out in Tennessee, eh?

I mean, check out this extra (who’s name ALSO happens to be Amber):

I can’t see Amber’s hand. The one that’s behind Rob’s back. I mean, at her height, she could easily settle the arm on Rob’s behind and play it off as an accident. In fact, if she did not at least gently graze it, then I am disappointed. Sometimes being short has it’s benefits. Take advantage.

Stupid tall girls like me don’t get these kinds of chances. The only thing we have going is most men are shorter then us, which means we can “inadvertently” put our boobs in their faces. Unfortunately, Rob is not short, so no boobs in the face for him. I don’t know who should be sadder about this… me or Rob.

You know what, after reevaluating this picture, I have decided Amber did not graze. She straight up grabbed. It’s the only way I can explain how she is smiling so big and Rob has a face that just looks mildly confused. Plus, with a name like Amber, I know we must be like minded in this.

Oh, and one more thing… damn these white undershirts. Damn them all to hell. Rob is looking pretty effing fine, especially the pecs. Yummy!

And then there is this chick…

I’m supposing that is Jessica’s hand shaking the hand of Rob. Bet she never washes that hand again. Not gonna lie. I first saw this and thought they were fist bumping, which would have been amazeballs.

The Chattanooga Billards Club, eh? So, does Rob play pool then? Cause let’s just say that watching him bend over a large table over and over again may be a little much for anyone. How is this Jessica girl surviving? The mental image alone is killing me!

And another thing Jessica, you talked to Rob for about 5 minutes, huh? What did you talk about? (I’m getting out my note pad and ready to take some notes.)When he asked you what you did for a living, did you totally screw up and ask him too? Cause honestly, that sounds like something I would do. Especially if I was at a Billards Club where I most likely would be on my 3rd pitcher of beer.

And kudos to Jessica for chatting up the production crew first. Girl knew what she was doing. You gotta make nice with all the other peeps if you want to hit the pay dirt. Good fan girl lesson for every one. Be as sweet and nice as you can with the right people, and you are in!

All these awesome pictures came from fans who sent them to WaterforElephantsFilm.com. The site really kicks ass and if you aren’t checking it out yet, I am sad for you.

What do you think? Did Amber grab the ass? Did Rob kill all of the girls in the club by playing pool?

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July 29, 2010

Moving on… Looking and Laughing at the LAST WFE LA Pics!

By Amber

And now, to move on from Rob’s “business” to other fun topics, cause seriously, we can’t talk about it forever. Okay, we can, but then we cross that line from funny fangirl to restraining order. And well, I can’t afford another one of those.

Earlier this week was the last day of filming for Water for Elephants, at least for Los Angeles. Yes, Rob is hopping on a plane soon and heading out to Chattanooga, Tennessee for the remainder of the filming, but who knows if we’ll get any more shots. I’m just not sure how many paparazzi are really out there. If I had to guess, I’d say 2. Don’t ask how I know this, just trust me (cause really, I don ‘t know this).

That means these pictures here could be the LAST little peeks in to the filming. Aw, a bitter sweet moment, since I really want to see this bad boy wrapped up so all the other stuff that needs to happen to get this in the theater can happen!

But seriously, some of these shots just slay me. Which is probably really bad since they were filming some pretty heavy stuff the past few days, but hey, I gotta find something to make me giggle.

Hey Rob, got an idea! Hire THIS dude to be your personal body guard. Sorry to the Dean lovers, but seriously, ain’t no paps gonna bother you in the street if this dude gets out of the Nova and stands behind you in the street. He doesn’t even have to do anything. I mean, damn, how big is this dude? What NFL team did he play for?! He would have made those paps your bitches. Just sayin’.

You know, I’m wondering. Is this pap a hot chick or something? Cause you are seriously giving him and/or her the eyes. You know the ones that cause women to ovulate and/or become pregnant through immaculate conception. Looking all sexy with your smarty pants book that you intended to read on your break till the big dude said he was going on break with you and you didn’t have the balls to say no. Well, we all know you DO have the balls, you just chose not to use that card yet, right? May need it later…

And leave it to Rob to look amazingly sexy in one minute and then slide downhill fast to looking like someone who’s lights are all on, but no one is home. Goofy Rob, we really don’t see enough of you anymore. I joke, but I miss you. I miss that dorky guy who had no clue why every female was losing their shit around him. And I really want to know what story you are telling right now, cause your hand talking has me intrigued.

Seriously, is he giving the sex stare again? Damn. But that is not why I chose this picture. Oh no. I picked this one because I want to start a bet on whether or not Rob will steal that shirt the guy behind him has on AND when we will see it make an appearance. I say yes he will (duh, he’s a set clothes thief and I doubt that just means actual wardrobe), and September 2010 (just in time for my birthday!).

Oh, and dear paps. I never know whether to love or hate you. I’m sure it’s like most occupations. Some of you are real asshats and others are cool. But the pap that snapped this shot? Well, they go in the cool category for knowing what the priority for all of us fans is… ass candy! Rob doesn’t have much junk in the trunk, but I’ll take what I can get. All I need is a handful.

Thanks to the amazing girls over at WaterforElephantsFilm.com for not only posting these pictures, but kicking ass and taking names on keeping up with this movie. What would I do without you?

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July 16, 2010

Rob in a Tux Drives the Ladies Wild, Including this Lady

By Amber

All is quiet on the Rob front for today. Man, that’s a wee bit different, isn’t it? With Water for Elephants wrapping soon and some time till Breaking Dawn, you all better get ready for the next drought. It’s coming. I’m trying to stockpile some blog ideas myself (and failing miserably) and properly categorize my almost 1,200 Rob pictures into the 50+ folders I have on my external hard drive. Oh, and if you think I am joking about that number, I’m not. I don’t know if that means I’m the biggest Rob fan EVAH… or possibly sad.

Please don’t say #2… my poor heart.

So, adding to that collection are the few Rob pics that did surface yesterday… Rob in a tux, taking a cigarette break. Nice!

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It was like 30 or so pictures, but they started all looking the same so I just grabbed a few. Sometimes that happens. Where all the pictures start looking alike. Yeah, Remember Me any one? I’m starting to feel slightly the same way about this movie… but I don’t care. I’m still gonna drool over Rob in a tux.

And let’s face it, smoking is a nasty habit, but Rob can some how make it look good. And honestly, if I was living his life, I’d probably need a cigarette and a beer at least once every hour. So let’s get over it and just forgive him for now, ‘kay?

These pics came from WaterforElephantsFilm.com, but duh, you already knew that.

Sorry for the short and sweet. Been a crazy night and mama is tired.

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July 9, 2010

Running Rob Slays Me EVERY TIME!

By Amber

Oh be still my beating heart! It’s Rob running!

I have an infatuation with Rob and him running. There. I said it.

Since I’ve had the blog for a year and a half now, I have been watching Rob run and seen mucho improvement. That makes mama happy. We knew it was getting better when we saw all the Eclipse behind the scenes footage (Rob treadmill running FTW!) and, even though we don’t have video here, the form is looking pretty good!

Believe it or not, we had a long conversation about running form whilst I was in LA. (Really, is there anything we didn’t do whilst in LA? The answer is no.) We talked about correct form, heel to toe running, and yes, this all happened. I know, this is what happens when you get a runner (me) and an athletic trainer in the same room.

And you know what? Rob actually appears to run correctly. That is amazeballs, considering how the running went in Twilight. ::shudders:: Even with the added additional weight of the dog, he is killing it.

I’m so proud.

And seriously, how much longer do I have to wait for this movie?!? I AM DYING!

Take some deep breaths..... you too, Rob.

Rob on a train. Why is this hot? Why do I care? It just is.

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July 6, 2010

Sometimes, We Just Lose Our Cool

By Amber

Rob is a force to be reckoned with. I should know. His existence has cost me so many hours or my life and so many dollars out of my pocket. (Hello? #LegHitch2010 was not a cheap trip!) But everyday is worth it. Especially when we get to see things like this:

I mean, things like this are likely to send a girl into hysterics. All that hotness is hard to handle. Trust me when I say I did not completely hold my cool at the premiere. I mean, it didn’t matter too much because I was far enough away from Rob that he never saw my complete fan girl breakdown, but still, minorly embarrassing when I think back.

But you know what, just when I thought that maybe I was getting close to that line. That invisible line that exists to seperate us the normal fans from the crazies, someone else beats me to it. This poor girl, she got there first and crossed it. Hard core.

Seemingly normal woman. Dressed nice. Just admiring the pretty… till she is left alone. Then she turns.

::sigh::

And just one more little reason why everyone thinks we’re crazy. Why no one wants to come out of the closet on their Rob/Twilight love. So here is an idea for all of you. If you see a Rob cutout, leave it. They sell them online. While buying it will cost you a few dollars, it will save your dignity. And let’s face it, dignity is important!

I mean, if you’re gonna lose it, at least go down in a ball of fire. Like me. At a Sam Bradley show. Cause that’s how I roll…

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June 11, 2010

Go Ahead, Ask Me If I’m Tired of Robowski (or Robcob).

By Amber

Okay, I’m not really tired of him. In fact, the pictures today made me down right excited because I knew exactly what scene was being filmed. BUT I do hate seeing the bazillions of set photos. It’s just annoying. And then when I go and see the movie, I’ll get all pissy pants cause certain scenes I saw papz pics of won’t be in there.

Well, lemme be honest. It’d probably be viewing #7 or 8 before I notice the missing scenes, but still. Eventually I would be sad.

And I tell you what, if they cut any of this hottness, I will die! Cause seriously, today was  pretty freakin’ awesome.

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All these pictures are from WaterforElephantsFilm.com, and there are more then this, so go on and check it out.

And yes, this is it for the day. I got 2 kids with birthdays this weekend and I am wiped from planning, cleaning, etc. Ah, the life of a Rob blogger is so glamorous!

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