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September 30, 2010

Alright, It’s Time for an Intervention. The Beard Must Go.

By Amber

Rob spotting. Rob spotting. The man is back in LA. But he looks like this…

Uh… yikes. Let me go on the record and say  I fully support scruffy Rob. And I even at times enjoy a bearded Rob. But this? Oh no. It’s gotten a little bit ridiculous. I mean, what is he trying to do? Distract us from the body is smuggled in that ginourmous black bag?

You know what? I take it back. The beard isn’t the most creeptastic part. It’s the ‘stache. It looks like an old man ‘stache that has not been well groomed and food will get stuck in. Snacks for later Rob?

And can you seriously actually carry your backpack on your shoulders properly? Between that and the dead body in the other bad, you’re going to have back problems before you are 30.

Not leaving out TomStu either… drop the hat and burn the boots. Want to talk about a decent looking guy that can’t pull off the hobo look? Yeah, that’s Tom. Sorry Tom.

And while Rob is master of the sex stare, apparently he is also the master of the “back the fuck up papz” look. Those red eyes aren’t the flash. No. They are laser beams getting ready to shoot out. Yep. Nailed it.

Now that Rob is back in LA, and LA is in the middle of a heat wave, we can only hope that the high temperature and Rob not enjoying face sweat will force his hand with the razor. Or at least with the trimmer. Either way, something needs to happen because mama no longer likes.

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August 26, 2010

Traveling in Style… Rob Does Not

By Amber

This afternoon, I’m hopping on a plane and heading to a conference out in St. Paul, Minnesota. Jealous? Don’t be. In fact, I’m pretty sure if you all knew the subject of said conference, you’d probably pay money not to have to go. But I’m a nerd, so I’m going to love it!

So, while I’ll be spending a good chunk of today on the plane, I thought we should reminisce back to some of Rob’s best pics whilst traveling. Let’s face it. The boy does not travel in style. But really, would it be the Rob way if he did?

Apparently this plane dropped Rob somewhere in the tundra. Brrrrrrr....

When Rob arrives, bitches get fierce! Especially ones with killer photo IDs on a lanyard.

Rob's got a big yellow bag. Pretty sure you could smuggle a body in that thing.

One of the best airport pictures to date! Win!

Classic Rob in the airport... along with the long missed Stoli shirt. #longliveStoli

No worries ladies. I will keep my eye out for Rob during my travels. I’m certain Rob often travels through Minnesota on flights through Southwest. Certain I say!!

So airport pictures aren’t always the best, but do you all have some faves? Hot ones, funny ones, wierd ones? Share them for all to see, especially me during my 2 hour layover in Denver. And no worries. Blogging will continue as usual despite the fact that I’m on the road. The laptop is a must for me not matter where I go.

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April 29, 2010

Rob Gets on a Plane and Breaking Dawn is On!

By Amber

Rob Gets on a Plane

Well we all know about the Eclipse reshoots. I’m over it. I still have high hopes for the movie, which mainly comes from the fuck awesome trailer they put together. Plus, I just rather stay positive cause I haven’t seen the movie yet, and I’m not gonna judge it till I see it. And I probably won’t be able to judge it honestly until it comes out on DVD and I watch it about 50 times.

With the reshoots means we got some new Rob! While I love smiley, happy London Rob, I really do love having that man on this side of the ocean as well. I don’t know why. Don’t judge me.

Oh, and the boy is bring the guitar! Maybe some plans to write some tunes in the free time? One can only hope! And I think I’ve figured out Rob’s multiple layer issue. He just get’s really cold on the plane. Totally get it. I do too. That means we are kindred spirits, well, me, Rob and the thousands of other people that also get cold on planes because they keep it at sub-zero tempatures.

Breaking Dawn is On

For how long now has Summit been saying that Breaking Dawn is not even officially on their radar? Pulling this whole, we may or may not make it on all of us. Well, forget the official announcement that the movie is happening. They just jumped straight to announcing the director, which the award winning Bill Condon.

Does that man’s face not scream Twi-hard at you?!? ————->

No? Well, does it really matter? The guy was the director for Dreamgirls, has won an Oscar and according to IMDB, 15 other awards and 22 nominations. So it’s not like they just pulled this guy out from behind a dumpster and said, “hey, you want to direct a movie?”

To be honest, I haven’t seen any of his movies that he’s directed, but I did see all the episodes of Sister, Sister which he was a writer for as I loved the reruns on Disney while I was in college. And based on that, this choice is a homerun!

I feel bad for him. The source material is a bit rough. And I can only imagine what Stephenie Meyer as producer really means, and how he’s gonna have to work with that. But, as I said with Eclipse, I will not judge till I see it.

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August 6, 2009

Shooting for Another Rob Position!

By Amber
Don't pretend like you aren't struggling? We all know you a bit better then that!

Don't pretend like you aren't struggling? We all know you a bit better then that!

You guys know I’ve been aiming for to be Rob’s personal umbrella girl, then security to help him smack-a-ho, but now I see another opening on Rob’s staff. *tee hee* Tell me, why oh why is he having to tote his own heavy ass bag around the airport? Does he not have people for this? Apparently not, which is why I am gunning for the position. *ahem*

Okay, so I’m not exactly that strong and probably will struggle a bit with his bag full of what is apparently 3 cases of Heineken, 4 pairs of shiteous Nikes, a doggie bed for TayTay and possibly the body of the person that decided to market look alike Pattz jizz. But hey, I’m willing to suffer all of that for Rob.

Actually, what I am really willing to do is carry $20 in quarters and run to get one of those Smart Carts ahead of you when you get off the plane. Then, by the time you get out of the gate, I’ll be waiting for you!

Time out!! Better idea!! We can even carry an extra large matching mustard tote bag in your current ginormous mustardy bag and put you in it, place you on the Smart Cart and get your ass out of there! The paps and crazy fangirls who got your exact coordinates off of Twitter won’t know what happened to you. See, you should hire me just because I am an effing genius!

Screw umbrellas and fighting crazy ass fan girls! I want to carry your ass through the airport to safety every time you fly. So, what do you say Rob? I don’t think I need a resume or anything, considering I just made this job up and pretty much made me a necessity for your safe travels!

What do you think ladies? Can I pull it off? Do you think the first paragraph is filled with enough sexual innuendos?

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March 11, 2009

My Top 3 Scenes That SHOULD Have Been in Twilight!

By Amber
I, too, wished they left blood typing in the movie. Yum!

I, too, wished they left blood typing in the movie. Yum!

Now that Access Hollywood has shown us 3 of the deleted scenes from Twilight, all it does is make me think about all the scenes that were left out in the process of making a book into a movie. (BTW, I think the editors were right to leave everyone of these scenes out. The kissing and biting scene, while amazing, do not make sense with the book, and the woods scene just doesn’t connect with the movie story, just the book.)

Do not get me wrong…I don’t expect perfection when going from book to movie. It’s silly to think a movie will be an exact depiction (sorry if I offended some one, but it is silly). So, here are my top 3 scenes that were in the book, but not in the movie:

1. The Blood Typing – I like this scene because we get to see some real interaction between Edward and Mike…and how jealous Mike is of Edward. Plus, it just builds Bella’s character for how weak, physically, she is. AND, of course, the irony of it all!

2. The “True” Beach Scene – For the life of me, I will NEVER understand why they took away the scene with Jacob

Say it, Jacob...out loud! Say it!

Say it, Jacob...out loud! Say it!

telling Bella (unknowingly) what the legends said Edward was. They started it in the movie, but then forced Bella into the book store (rather than avoiding it as she did in the book). I think its really intricate to the entire series that Jacob was the one to tell her the truth, whether he knew it or not.

3. The Airport in Arizona – Do you think for even a moment that Alice and Jasper would have left Bella alone at the hotel? NO! The only way she escaped from them in the book was faking going to the bathroom. They should moved the hotel scene on to the airport. It’s not crucial, but it mattered to me!

What scenes would you have liked to see in the movie that didn’t make the cut? Do you think they were right in deleting the 3 scenes on AH?

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