So, this will be my rerun weekend. I’m disconnected from my Internet, but I can’t you leave you all hanging!

Here is one if my favorite 2 parters (maybe the only one I ever did)! I hope you enjoy it!!

After memorizing reading the new April GQ article on Rob Pattinson, I realized how idiotic the 2 girls are they talk about approaching him during the interview. I just continuously think how they did it ALL wrong and how I would have done it right.

First, a refresher… Here is the exact dialogue (as given in the GQ article):

then there are girls, interrupting. Two of them—young, dark-haired, apologetic yet googly-

Can't you just picture the sex eyes he was probably giving those 2 girls when he saw the VS bag?!?

eyed—approach the table to ask for an autograph. One of them hands him a Victoria’s Secret shopping bag to sign.

“Victoria’s Secret!” he says, brow arched. “What did you get?”

“I work there!” the girl says.

Pattinson asks whom he should make the autograph out to.

“Well,” the girl says, indicating her friend, “it’s her bag, so—Patty. Her name’s Patty.”

Patty’s bag is made out of that stiff, slippery, possibly-suitable-for-use-as-heat-shield-tiling-on-the-Space-Shuttle shopping-bag paper, and Pattinson can’t make a mark on it. Realizing there’s a crisis, Patty—who’s been sort of hanging back—steps up, suddenly emboldened, and says, “I have another pen. The movie was really good.”

“And you look just like you do on film,” the first girl says. “Which is a compliment. Because some people don’t. Like, Heidi Klum comes into our store all the time—”

“She looks different,” Patty says.

“She looks different,” the first girl says, then adds, softly, dreamily, “You look exactly the same.”

“Really?” Pattinson says, frowning. “People always say the opposite. What’s your name, sorry?”

My name’s Eva,” the girl says. “E-V-A.”

“I always thought I could hide,” he says. He poses for a couple of pictures with the girls. The wallpaper on Patty’s cameraphone is a picture of Pattinson as Edward.

“Did you have that on there before?” Pattinson says. “That’s hilarious.”

Okay, girls...when you meet Rob, let's keep this ultimate goal in mind.

Alright, few tips for meeting Rob Pattinson. This may be your only shot, so let’s get it right!!

1. When Rob asks what you bought from Victoria Secret, you tell him, “Just a few new pairs of panties. No big.” Why? Cause you want to keep it casual, but make him think about what exactly those panties look like. AND I don’t care if you didn’t buy panties, you just say that anyway. Get his mind thinking about that general region of your body.

2. If you are going to have Rob sign something, make sure it is possible to sign said object.

3. Don’t talk about the movie. He’s a shy guy, he doesn’t want to talk about how awesome or amazingly good looking he is. Now you are just embarrassing him!

4. Don’t dog other celebs! It’s just not nice, and you really don’t know who he has met before. I mean Heidi Klum WAS at the Oscars.

5. Do NOT let Rob see the corny Twilight wallpaper you have on your phone. It’s just embarrassing (more so, since you’ve already embarrassed him earlier in the conversation), AND it kinda makes you look like a stalker. You don’t want to SHOW that you know everything about him (just keep your phone turned away, that’s what I would do so he won’t see my Rob wallpaper).

Okay, ladies…I hope you took good notes. Tomorrow’s lesson will be a role playing scenario where I will reenact how I would have handled about situation. Be sure to come back and see!!

What do you think? Did these girls do it right? (BTW, I don’t think anyone handles it correctly unless you end up back at Rob’s place.)