Alright Target, I see your game. I totally get it. Let’s release one of our exclusive deleted scenes and all the fans will come and buy our version of the DVD. Actually, great marketing idea executed poorly. Why? Cause this is the scene we got:

Um, yeah, where’s Robward in this? Oh, he’s not there? No, instead you give us a made for the movie character who has officially been deemed ‘Biker Bob.’ Now, what makes me sad is we never got to know Biker Bob in the intimate ways which we became familiar with Twilight‘s ‘Buttcrack Santa.’ Oh, the opportunities missed by Letters to Twilight, the fun times and new inside jokes that could have been made. All lost to the cutting room floor. I just hope they told Biker Bob before he showed up to the premiere that his scene was cut. Heard that happens to actors sometimes. ::cough::Rob::cough::Vanity Fair::cough::

And now Target, let’s be real. I love you. I give you lots and lots of my hard earned money. I want to buy your DVD, but then you snooze on offering the digital download then try and entice me with ‘Biker Bob.’ Hell, even a shirtless TayTay scene would have been better. Gah.

Maybe Robward taking all the birthday presents and hiding them, perhaps some Edward and Bella action on the plane, come on. There HAD to be better options when you are trying to show that your DVD is the best of a whole hell of a lot of options. And I gotta say, still not convinced yours is the best. My New Moon DVD bucks are still up for grabs. Hey, Borders… wow me!