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Cosmopolis Book Club Chap. 4 — This is the End My Friends

And thank goodness!! This book has been, um, different for me and I am ready to wrap it up!

Need to read the book still? Start at the beginning!
Just finished the 1st chapter? Check out the discussion here!
Does your mind feel blown by chapter 2? See what everyone else says here!
Finally seeing a light at the end of the tunnel with chapter 3?  Read more here!

And if you are DONE with the book, keep on going past the jump for my take on the final chapter. Are you ready? Then… GO! Continue reading


Cosmopolis Book Club Chap. 3 — Maybe I Am Getting It After All…

Yay! It’s Cosmopolis book club time again! And guess what? I am not totally confused today! WOOT!

Are you a newbie to the book club? See how it works here!
Just finished with the first chappy? Go discuss here!
Chapter two have you super confused? Try to understand it here!

All caught up and ready to move on to chapter 3? Well then hit that jump and let’s roll! Warning! Spoilers ahead. Don’t go for it unless you want ‘em.   Continue reading


Cosmopolis Book Club Chap. 2 – My Mind is Blown, and Not in a Good Way

This is how I feel reading it...

Yay, it’s Cosmopolis Book Club time!

Are you reading with us? If not, click here to join in.

Have you just finished the first chapter? Then go here to see our discussion on that.

You all caught up and at the half way point with us? YAY! Then keep on reading…

Whew. I’m feeling all kids of mind f*cked all over the place. Really. Mind is constantly blown. And not in a good way. In a “I really have no idea what is going on” kind of way. It probably doesn’t help that I don’t do the assigned reading until about 8 p.m. on Sunday night so I don’t give myself the time to really understand what is happening. So it’s my fault, but that’s why I have all of you!

So anyway, stop here if you have not read the 2nd chapter OR don’t want to be spoiled. The rest of you, hit that jump!

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Cosmopolis Book Club – Chap. 1: What the hell just happened?

I gotta post some GG Rob!

No, really. Someone please help me with understanding what is going on. As promised last week, I read the first chapter of Cosmopolis and I truly do not understand it. Yay! I love when I am able to keep my promises.

If you haven’t read yet, or don’t plan to read and want to be spoiler free, STOP READING RIGHT NOW! Do not follow the jump. You will be sad cause you will see spoilers.

However, if you are reading or are cool with spoilers, continue on… Continue reading


Cosmopolis Book Club — Let’s Not Understand the Book Together

First off, take a look around. New blog layout, oh yeah! I got some more things I want to implement, but this was the biggest part and it is done. I haven’t changed since I started this blog way back in February of 2009 (whoa!) so it was a long time coming.

As I promised last week, it’s book club time! Since Rob pretty much only does movies based on books, I feel like we get to do this a bunch. And I pretty much love it cause I love book clubs. They rule.

And of course, this time we are gonna read Cosmopolis, a book that has gotten some, well, not so good reviews. Which I kind of hate because 1) we are already starting off on a bad foot and 2) it’ll probably be confusing. I mean, let’s get real, I pretty much only read young adult and fan fiction, so serious adult books are not my typical fare.

But hey, let’s all not understand the book together!

So, here is the plan:

Cosmopolis is divided into 4 chapters, but the chapters are LONG, so we are gonna spend the next 4 weeks (starting next Monday) reading 1 chapter each week. On each Monday of the week, I’ll write up some of my thoughts on the book, and then you all can share your own in the comments. Hopefully we can get some good discussions and maybe, just maybe, understand the book and the story line just a little bit better.

I can picture this in a limo!


Oh, and figure out approximately how many times Rob may or may not be having sexy times. Cause really, we do have priorities here.

Here’s a little schedule in case you made some kind of New Year’s resolution to be super organized:

  • Chapter 1 Recap – January 17
  • Chapter 2 Recap – January 24
  • Chapter 3 Recap – January 31
  • Chapter 4 Recap - February 7

So, are you ready? Get a copy of the book now from Amazon or your favorite book retailer. Or maybe the library. Where ever! Just do it and do it now. And get to reading!

Mini disclaimer… if you click that link and order from Amazon, I get a teeny, tiny portion of the purchase price. It all goes into the up keep of the blog, but I figure I should tell you. :)


Water for Elephants — Chapters 22-25, The Conclusion ::cries::

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Water for Elephantsbook or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Water for Elephants together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already!

Start at the beginning!!

Chapters 1-3, where the waterworks begin!

Chapters 4-6, lots of new characters!

Chapters 7-9, penises, dead horses and an elephant!

Chapters 10-12, Jacob is falling in love, with a girl and an animal

Chapters 13-15, Rosie the Troublemaker and Taking Care of Camel

Chapters 16-18, Rosie Speaks Polish and August Loses It

Chaps. 19-21, Old People Crying, Jacob & Marlena Together & Uncle Al Scares Me

Jacob wakes up back in his room with Walter and Camel. He’d been knocked out and drug back to the room. Of course, he is freaking out about Marlena (since she is in a family way and all) but Walter tells him he can’t go. They have 3 days till Providence and they need to stay to ensure Camel gets to his family. Walter tells Jacob to trust that Marlena can handle August.

Once Camel and Walter are both asleep, Jacob sneaks out, climbing along the stock cars of the moving train with a knife in his teeth. (Side note: Rob doing this is gonna be HOT!) He moves along all the cars till he gets to the performer’s car, then moves to August’s room, with the intent to kill him. But he loses the courage, so he sets the knife down on what would be Marlena’s pillow and leaves, once again moving across all the cars back to his with Walter and Camel.

But once he gets to the car, he starts to notice things. An open vent, one of the horses is riled up, the open exterior door

and then open interior door. Walter and Camel are gone, and poor little Queenie is hiding in the corner. It’s clear what happened. They were red-lighted.

Jacob thinks there is a chance they are still alive. He takes off to find Earl, the one good security guy, and confronts him. Earl had no idea, but agrees to find out who all got redlighted. He tells Jacob that he knows they were going for him and needs to get off the show as quickly as he can. Of course, Jacob can’t go without Marlena, so Earl tells him he’ll be safe during the day, but if he gets on the train again, he cannot let his guard down.

Jacob finds Marlena and tells them they have to get out of here. Of course, August sees this and sends Earl in to get Jacob out of there. Luckily, Earl and Jacob do a bit of acting so Jacob can talk to Marlena, who is insisting on getting money out of August’s room for them. Jacob tells her he will do it, and begs her not to go anywhere near the train.

Of course, the entire day Jacob couldn’t get near the room to get the money. The show is getting ready to start, and he has no idea where Marlena is. Grady grabs him and takes him to the midway for a bite to eat and to talk. Some of the other guys that got red lighted caught back up to the train. Walter and Camel did not make it.

And the guys that survived and caught up are pissed, rightly so. Basically, Grady tells him that they are planning to take Uncle Al down. Grady is warning Jacob so he can get out of there, and take Marlena with him.

But then, as soon as the show starts, the band starts, stops with a crash, then starts playing the Disaster March aka Stars and Stripes Forever. All of the animals have been set lose from the menagerie, all of them. It’s a stampede. Jacob is frantically searching for Marlena, and finally finds her with August and Rosie. The only one that sees Jacob is Rosie.

Rosie then reaches down, pulls her stake out of the ground and looks over at Jacob before looking back to August and plunging the stake into the back of his head. When he falls, she places it back into the ground to make it look like nothing happened. And just as soon as it all happens, a group of zebras trample August’s body, leaving Jacob as the only one that knows what Rosie did. Marlena sees the remains of August and drops to the ground, where Rosie steps over her, protecting  her from the remaining animals.

Jacob helps to gather the animals. Many of them are easy to retrieve, but the ones that matter are all still missing. Uncle Al is gone, August’s body is taken away and police are everywhere. Another circus pulls up, Necsi Brothers, and begins moving animals into their cars. Jacob is not what sure to do, so he calls the dean at his school and sets up a meeting to take his exams.

When Jacob sees Nesci Brothers trying to take Rosie, he tells them she is his. Other men vouch for him, but the sheriff who sold her is reluctant. Then Jacob tells the Nesci Brothers bull man she is stupid and can’t do anything, and of course when they speak to her in English, she does nothing. And know, in addition to Marlena and a child on the way, Jacob has an elephant.

Just when Jacob is getting ready to go and tell Marlena about Rosie, she tears off and manages to get all 11 of her horses returned back to her, effectively making them the owners of a dog (Queenie), an elephant and 11 horses, along with a baby on the way. And at once they realize they have to get on another show. It’s the only way. Marlena suggests Ringling, but that they will have to be married. And of course, Jacob is more then ready to do it.

Later that day, Uncle Al’s body is found. It’s very clear he was murdered, which is not terribly surprising. Oh, and then Jacob and Marlena steal Bobo. Yep, one more animal for their family.

Back to old man Jacob, who is still pissed about his family forgetting him. But then, he remembers the day his oldest was born, and how he was so relieved to see the red hair that let him know he was his.

And in his frustration with missing the circus, Jacob decides to make a run for it. Well, as fast as he can go, which is not too fast. All is going well, till he is stopped by the ticket taker. Of course he doesn’t have any money. A manager hears the confrontation, sees Jacob and offers to take him in for free.

Then the manager finds out that Jacob was on a show. And that he was there for the stampede, which is now a piece of circus history. Charlie, the manager, asks Jacob if he could take him home after the show, as he wants to hear all about it first hand. And of course, Jacob ends up with a front row seat to the remainder of the show.

After the show, Charlie takes Jacob out to his RV so that Jacob can tell him all about his time on the Benzini Brothers show. He tells him everything, even about Rosie killing August, which he never told any one before. Jacob goes on and tells him about his years with Ringling, till he and Marlena had 3 children and retired off. Jacob became the vet at a zoo, and of course brought Rosie with him. The others all went to live on a rural property with Marlena and the kids, 5 at the end of it all.

And Jacob talks about how it all flew by, how now he is in his nineties and alone. And then someone knocks on the door. It’s the police, and Jacob just knows they are looking for him. The police are looking for Jacob, but then Charlie did something amazing.

He lied. He lied about who Jacob is, and the police leave.

Charlie asks Jacob is he is sure, if he needs meds and about his family. Jacob insists that he needs nothing, and can for the most part, still take care of himself. Jacob is officially back on a show… officially back home.

::cue the water works::

Gah, what a fantastic ending! The book is amazing, Rob is perfect for this and I truly cannot wait to see it all played out on the big screen. What did you think? Did you cry like a baby? Was it too happily every after for you, to which I say shut it cause we all had the gut wrench already on Remember Me.


Chaps. 19-21, Old People Crying, Jacob & Marlena Together & Uncle Al Scares Me

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Water for Elephants book or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Water for Elephants together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already!

Start at the beginning!!

Chapters 1-3, where the waterworks begin!

Chapters 4-6, lots of new characters!

Chapters 7-9, penises, dead horses and an elephant!

Chapters 10-12, Jacob is falling in love, with a girl and an animal

Chapters 13-15, Rosie the Troublemaker and Taking Care of Camel

Chapters 16-18, Rosie Speaks Polish and August Loses It

The old Jacob chapters keep getting harder and harder. Jacob is so excited about the circus, gets all gussyed up for the

family and patiently awaits them. And then we have this horrible image. A line of old people in the lobby, grandmothers and grandfathers waiting for their families to show, and all of them do, except Jacob’s. Rosemary calls and checks and they forgot. He is just crushed and starts crying, which means I start crying. And then Rosemary drops the news that her last day is tomorrow. Can nothing go right for him? She gives him some time alone in the lobby.

Flash back and we see Marlena means business. Jacob watches as she effectively moves out, all while August is outside begging her to come back to him. She stays strong and walks away, and I am really freaking proud of her. Jacob catches up to her to walk her off to a hotel.

Apparently the hotel search isn’t easy, considering it appears that an unwed couple with abusive issues is trying to secure a room, rather then just a woman who is trying to leave her husband. But once they find one, Jacob makes sure she is okay and leaves.

Jacob gets back to business when Uncle Al wants to see him. He basically lays it out, he doesn’t want to lose either one of them, doesn’t think it will work with them being apart, and basically tells Jacob he needs to “work on” Marlena so they can get them back together. Jacob refuses, but then August finally explains what is wrong with August.

He is a schizophrenic. It completely explains all of his actions and his massive mood swings. How he can go from super charming to hitting his own wife? Which apparently Uncle Al sees as perfectly okay. Jacob says no, Uncle Al threatens his job, Jacob starts to walk. Until Al brings up Walter and Camel, who he has known about him the whole time. Gives a whole spill about how he sees everyone as family, but he is also willing to sacrifice others for the good of the rest. Or essentially, he is bullying Jacob into helping because if he leaves, Walter and Camel will most likely be the “sacrifice.”

Jacob goes back to work and finally has the first confrontation with August. Which really isn’t a confrontation at all. In fact, its like nothing more the a couple of friends who had one too many and argued, not an all out brawl that ended with domestic abuse. Basically, we see the multiple personalities come out in full force. August wants to move on and be friends again. He asks Jacob where she is, but he won’t tell him and August leaves to find her. And of course, once again, all of this was in front of Rosie.

Of course, Jacob goes back to the hotel to warn Marlena that August is coming for her. After a minor run in with the clerk who obviously has already dealt with August once, Marlena insists she will not move as August already believes she is not there.

Jacob confronts her about August, and she’s says he’s always been like this although he never hit her. Basically she did not know he was this way until after they were married, but by then it was too late. There were plenty of incidents that let her know he was not above it, but she had no where else to go.

Then she asks Jacob to stay with her. And then it happens. One of the most sensual scenes I’ve read in awhile. When Marlena says “touch me” and Jacob says “let me be inside you” I died. I really hope those two lines specifically make it to the movie, cause I will melt if Rob says that. Melt, I tell you!

And then they both lay there and reveal everything to each other. Jacob finally, for the first time, tells someone what happened with his parents. Then another moment of morning sex, but it’s so loving that you can’t help but be happy for Jacob. Cause he deserves this happiness.

They finally wake up and realize the world is still out there. After finally coming to terms that they are both in love with each other, they make plans to run away. Jacob realizes they have to wait until Providence, which is where they are meeting Camel’s son. He has to stay with Uncle Al until he is sure that Walter and Camel are safe from being redlighted.

Jacob goes back to Walter and explains everything. Of course Walter is pissed because while Camel has somewhere to go, he has nowhere. That is when Jacob tells him to come with them, that they will find another circus. Walter tells him that Marlena had better be worth it.

Uncle Al begins badgering Jacob, wondering if he’s made progress on getting the two back together. Jacob puts him off as much as he can, but tells him not to push Marlena or it will all be ruined. He knows he needs to just get Uncle Al off his back till Providence.

Marlena goes on with her act, but the elephant show is cancelled due to the ass kicking Jacob gave August. But August continues to pursue Marlena hard core. The begging is ridiculous, and Uncle Al tries to squash as much as he can (following on Jacob’s word), but it’s clearly frustrating him.

Of course, Jacob and Marlena are still very much in love. They are very formal and such in front of everyone, but are doing it like bunnies whenever they can. Awww, good times. But not good times for the circus. No Rosie, no fat lady and an alcohol raid have destroyed the funds, and for the first time ever, even the performers are not getting paid. Walter is pissed, and of course, he is worried about what will happen after Providence.

Now Jacob feels terrible. He knows that he got Walter into this, and of course being the guy he is, he wants to make sure he is okay. But now there is another hitch in the whole plan. Marlena is pregnant. And Uncle Al is getting pissed. It’s been 3 weeks, and they are not back together. So Al decides he wants to do it his way. We aren’t sure what that means, but if Earl’s expression is any indication, it’s not going to be good.

Since the show is in ruins, Rosie is back on. Of course Jacob is panicked due to the fact that she’s pregnant. He goes to watch the show. But Rosie is not exactly keen on working with August anymore, so she tears out of the tent. August chases after and rips into her, Marlena follows, trying to help her. Of course Jacob starts to go after, but Blackie grabs him and all he can do is watch as August throws Marlena over his shoulder and takes off. And then, Jacob is knocked out.


Ch. 16-18, Rosie Speaks Polish and August Loses It

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Water for Elephantsbook or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Water for Elephants together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already!

Start at the beginning!!

Chapters 1-3, where the waterworks begin!

Chapters 4-6, lots of new characters!

Chapters 7-9, penises, dead horses and an elephant!

Chapters 10-12, Jacob is falling in love, with a girl and an animal

Chapters 13-15, Rosie the Troublemaker and Taking Care of Camel

The shortest, yet saddest chapter of them all. At least to me. Why? Cause it treads on what must of us fear most, death.

Jacob kicks some ass!

And old Jacob just told an entire story to Rosemary without even realizing it. That’s when Jacob really realizes what’s coming. Here come the water works for me. I just want to hug old Jacob and tell him it will all be okay.

And now we finally learn how Marlena and August met. While holding each other after August left to “take care” of Rosie, Marlena tells him how he swept her off her feet after she realized what kind of future was set in front of her, and she didn’t like it. Jacob tells her he wants to see her, but Marlena stays faithful to her marriage, saying she made her bed she she has to lie in it. Then there is this tender moment where Jacob kisses her forhead, and I melt.

Poor Rosie. August had to be dragged away from her, and she was clearly frightened. Walter says it is terrible, but doesn’t describe it. I can only imagine. Walter gets them some whiskey, and Jacob takes off with his bottle and the remainder of Walter’s to see Rosie. Greg, the guy who helped back when Rosie as in the garden, is already there, swabbing her with ointment. And this is where the big discovery happens… we find out Rosie understands Polish. It explains everything, and what I personally can’t wait to see is the awkward kiss between Jacob and Greg. #pleasedon’tcutthat

Jacob starts teaching August Polish, and along with Marlena, they all begin working on Rosie’s show. And the other August is coming back. The nice, charming, seemingly good guy. But Jacob ain’t fooled, and neither am I. Even Rosie is being fooled. Then we have this whole huge moment with August, thanking Marlena and Jacob for saving the show by getting Rosie ready to go. Expensive gifts and such, it’s too much for me, so I def understand why it’s too much for Jacob.

Rosie and Marlena are perfect in their first debut. And the money starts pouring back in. Jacob goes off to meet the two, and tell Marlena how great she was, causing an awkward moment between the two. Marlena ask Jacob to then bring Rosie over to her dressing tent for a surprise after the show.

Marlena has planned a whole party for the four of them, complete with food and champagne.  August walks in, catching them off guard in their preparing, and he loses it. He thinks Marlena and Jacob were, well, “celebrating” and he loses it. He’s smashing stuff and going crazy. There is this moment with the mirror where he says “Peek a boo, I see you” and I swear, I AM scared of August.

Then he pushes Marlena to the ground and drags her by the necklace he just gave her. Jacob tackles him, and they fight. Marlena and Rosie can’t so anything more other then watch. Finally, Grady and Bill come in and pull Jacob off August and out. Jacob is ready to go and fight, but it’s Walter that ultimately pulls him away. Walter takes him back and starts cleaning him up, and Jacob tells him what happened. How August just snapped.

There are worries that they’ll come and get Jacob, but once the train takes off, Walter relaxes. Until they hear footsteps on the roof, and someone drop outside the door. Luckily, it’s Marlena. Walter lets her in, and she has her own injuries from August’s fit. When Marlena tries to leave, both Jacob and Walter tell her to stay. Then she starts crying. Jacob pulls her outside the room for privacy to talk. She tells Jacob she’s leaving August, and she’ll be staying in a hotel till room is made in the girl’s bunk. Marlena won’t leave the show, because she fears her family won’t have her.


Chaps. 13-15, Rosie the Troublemaker and Taking Care of Camel

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Water for Elephantsbook or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Water for Elephants together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already!

Start at the beginning!!

Chapters 1-3, where the waterworks begin!

Chapters 4-6, lots of new characters!

Chapters 7-9, penises, dead horses and an elephant!

Chapters 10-12, Jacob is falling in love, with a girl and an animal

Flash forward. It’s old Jacob. It’s circus day, but he has a few hours before the family shows so he decides to mess around with the horse-faced nurse. After a bit of drama, he manages to get to the window to overlook the circus, admiring the differences and similarities between circuses of today and of old.

And this chapter is where we really learn how awesome Rosemary is. She actually treats Jacob like he’s a real person. She then talks to him about his outburst with McGuinty, and asks him to make an effort with the other residents. And he does it because he really like Rosemary. As do I. Sweet lady!

Flash back to young Jacob. Marlena has disappeared since her injury, and Rosie is starting to be more obedient with August. It’s like everything is just going forward.

Then Earl comes and get’s Jacob. Apparently something is wrong with Camel. Jacob is hesitant to look at him, since Camel is a human not an animal, but goes ahead. Camel’s feet are “floppy” and he’s losing feeling in the front. Something is wrong and Jacob says he wants to get a doctor.

When Jacob gets back to his room, Walter asks what is going on. Once he hears the symptoms, he tells Jacob that its jake leg, which comes from drinking a bad batch of jake. He explains that there is nothing you can do, and within two weeks of drinking it, you become paralyzed.

Next day is payday. Jacob is planning to get his money to try and pay for a doctor to come and look at Camel. But it just so happens that Uncle Al has run out of money, so the working men are not getting paid. At all. Of course, Jacob has no idea where he falls in this mix, so he stays in line to see what happens. It doesn’t happen. No money for him.

Jacob goes to Marlena and August to see if they know a doctor. He has to be kind of secretive, cause obviously no one can find out about Camel or he risks getting red lighted. Marlena says she will send for Jacob once her doctor is finished checking her feet.

And when it comes down to the pay cuts, Rosie is being blamed. Men are going missing overnight, most likely red lighted. Jacob goes to see if Camel is one of them, but he is still there, and drunk. The doctor comes, and Jacob after trades away his father’s pocket watch, the doctor agrees to examine Camel. The doctor confirms that its jake leg, and that it has no cure.

Jacob goes to Walter and asks if he can bring Camel to stay in there room. Walter agrees, with the idea that they will try and contact Camel’s son to take him. They hide him behind their trunks in their room. This is kind of a big deal. This is when you really realize that Walter and Jacob are friends.

Marlena asks to speak with Jacob. After a few moments of sorting out the need for a doctor, it’s clear that August has been telling Marlena that Jacob has been with Barbara and that is what she thought the doctor was for. It wasn’t quite spelled out, but you get they are talking about STDs. Ick. Then Marlena brings up the kiss in the alley. Jacob apologizes, but it seems that Marlena doesn’t want it. Marlena says she can’t stop thinking about him, and then… she panics. And asks Jacob to leave.

Camel stays hidden behind the trunks during the day and only comes out while the train is moving. The paralysis is getting worse. Walter is being great about helping out and taking care of Camel as well. And all poor Jacob can think about is Marlena and their last conversation.

Walter makes it his duty to find Camel’s son, and using a lot of liqueur, manages to get his name and last location out of Camel. He get his son to agree to meet up and take Camel, although it will still be several weeks before it happens.

And finally Marlena makes her reappearance. Jacob watches her act for the first time ever and is mesmerized by the way she controls the horses and the way she performs. It is clear this is what she is meant to do. And it is clear the Jacob is completely in love with her.

You know what I can’t wait to see play out on the big screen? Jacob totally losing his shit in the lunch room and yelling about how great Ringling Brothers is. Gah, that will be win.

Unfortunately, the next scene ends in the loss of Queenie, Walter’s little dog. It’s really pretty sad, since Queenie is all Walter really has. But Jacob has to make this amazing move to grab Walter, throw him on the train and get on himself that will be awesome to see all played out. Camel finally finds out, while sober, that the guys tend to give him back to his son. He’s pissed. Something bad happened between them, but I don’t know exactly what.

Marlena shows up, but it appears she’s looking for Walter. Apparently, Queenie was running along side the train and August made a daring rescue. She was just bringing Queenie back to Walter, and Jacob thanks her.

Then comes the case of the missing lemonade. Two stops and two vats of lemonade disappear. On the third stop, they realize it’s Rosie. She is pulling her stake, drinking the lemonade, then going back and sticking it back in the ground. Uncle Al is furious. He is getting fed up with Rosie and the amount of money she is costing him without even performing. Uncle Al tells August that he is taking the money for the lemonade from his pay.

August is furious and head for Rosie with the bull hook in hand. Marlena tries to stop him, but he ends up throwing her to the ground. Jacob goes to stop him. Marlena tells Jacob he’ll only make it worse and that he doesn’t understand. When Jacob asks for her to enlighten him, Marlena bursts into tears, and they end the chapter just holding each other.


Chaps 10-12, Jacob is falling in love, with a girl and an animal

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Water for Elephantsbook or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Water for Elephants together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already!

Start at the beginning!!

Chapters 1-3, where the waterworks begin!

Chapters 4-6, lots of new characters!

Chapters 7-9, penises, dead horses and an elephant!

Enter Rosie! Of course, August is pissed because the rumor is the elephant is stupid. But she impresses Jacob and

Marlena, and witnesses that first “moment” between the two. They just dance for a moment, but Rosie smiles and loves it, but then Marlena pulls away. Naturally, I think. I mean, she is married.

August is pissed about the elephant. Not just the cost of it, but the way it will cause issues on the circus with the caste system that is set up between the performers and the working men. Whoa, look at me, busting out some for serious vocabulary like caste.

Jacob leaves to find a very friendly Kinko, who throws him in the mix at his party where Jacob becomes extremely intoxicated. Enter Barbara and Nell. You remember Barbara, right? She’s like the official circus prostitute, and she has her sites set on Jacob.

Awkwardness abounds, since the girls are trying to get this poor, drunk virgin Jacob to do it, and alcohol was having some serious effects for Jacob’s downstairs and it all ends with him barfing on Nell and them dressing him in a gown with clown makeup and stuffing him in a box. And then he gets to take the walk of shame, without really even getting the shame part of it all. But hell, I can’t help but laugh at it all.

And we continue to witness August’s seeming hatred of the animals with the slaughter of horses to feed the cats and the way he treats Rosie. Marlena and Jacob watch it, and have another moment where they hold hands. And now we can officially call Kinko Walter, because him and Jacob have pretty much made up.

Jacob has an epiphany, which is that he is more like his father then he realizes. That he cannot leave the animals because that would be leaving them to  August and Al, which would be wrong. It’s not only his duty, but he would be doing right by his father as well.

Once again, August is trying to make up to Jacob by taking him and Marlena out to what appears to be a speak easy. Then Marlena pulls him out to dance once August leaves, which August does not seem too pleased about. Then… a raid.

Marlena and Jacob escape together and can’t find August, so they end up alone. And then Jacob kisses her. Marlena starts to accept it, then realizes what she is doing and tears off. Jacob feels terrible, and is more embarrassed about that kiss then the barfing.

Walter picks up quickly on Jacob’s feelings towards Marlena. He warns him that August is dangerous, but at the same time, Jacob has to keep playing the act. He has to act like nothing happened because if not, he know’s August will probably lose it.

Uncle Al decides it’s time to put Rosie to good use and forces an elephant act. Even though no one is ready, Marlena takes control and pulls off and amazing show that leaves her hurt. While everyone fusses over her, Jacob is sent off to retrieve Rosie, who is off eating someone’s garden in town. This is where Jacob discovers the secret of alcohol  for elephants. Unfortunately, August is not pleased about everything and takes the bull hook from Jacob and goes to punish Rosie.


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