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February 8, 2011

Weekend Round Up, Cause Too Much Happened That You Don’t Want to Miss

By Amber

While you all had your nose stuck in Cosmopolis this weekend and were trying to figure out how it all would end, there was a BUNCH of other Rob-centric things happening. Some made me happy. Others sad. You’ll see why.

Water for Elephants premiere in NYC on April 17

This is the one thing that made me sad. I had heard a rumor awhile back that the premiere would be in New York and Hibbits confirmed it. Yay! I’d never been to New York City, the plane tickets were a bit cheaper, it was all looking like me and TheShagDaddy might be flying out to be there. But then I noticed the date, which is April 17. AND, I can’t be there. Stupid work and real life will keep me at home that night, which makes me super sad. I was already jones-ing to see Rob in person again sans Twilight fans. Oh well. Maybe some of you can go, and take pictures, and report back. Let us know if you are going in the comments, but hey, don’t rub it in too much.

New Water for Elephants Poster

And on to happier news… THIS!

Why hello Robowski feature!

Let me go ahead and say it… best movie poster featuring Rob EVER! I love how all the posters tell little stories, this one being totally different then the first. Plus, damn if that boy ain’t pretty in this. The suspenders slay me.

The more that comes out about this movie, the more excited I am.It’s good source material and it’s a high quality movie. And we finally get to see Rob as a man, which I think we all needed. Is it April yet?

Rob in Vanity Fair again?!?

Maybe. I’d post the tweet where the guy said Rob had just finished a shoot for Vanity Fair, but alas, the tweet was deleted. Which means one thing… someone talked when he wasn’t supposed to. Amazing how often that happens on Twitter. But let’s go ahead and dream of the last Vanity Fair shoot, which gave us about a bazillion new, super hot pictures and HOPE that is what we see looks something close to this…

It’s not a crazy thought that this may be happening. With Water for Elephants and Breaking Dawn coming soon, now is the time for promotional photoshoots and interviews. Which reminds me… it’s really almost promo time for Water for Elephants. EEP! I may be more excited for all the new foder for the blogging fire. Woo hoo!!

Robward Playing Some Tunes in Breaking Dawn

Now, I almost didn’t post this cause I think everyone is getting their hopes up for something else. What was said is Rob will be shown playing the piano in Breaking Dawn, but a lot of people are taking it totally different. Like “Rob will be on the soundtrack” different. Now, could Rob show up on the soundtrack? I’m sure he could, but as of right now, he’s just playing a piano in a movie. Sort of. I mean, you’ll see him playing, but the score version will still be heard. So really, all we are getting is seeing Rob playing the piano in the movie.

Is that about as clear as mud? So please everyone, chillax. And keep your hopes on the soundtrack low, that way if it happens we can all be surprised together!

What a weekend, but seriously Rob, can you do this stuff during the week? Cause you know, this catching up shizz is hard. Please and thank you!

7 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson, Twilight, Water for Elephants

February 2, 2011

Watch Out for Kind Touching Rob!

By Amber

Apparently Access Hollywood didn’t know, but we all knew that Jennifer Love Hewitt was a Twilight fan. Hello? It hurts me they don’t read my blog.

Well, now she’s using her D-list status and getting to be the correspondent for Access Hollywood on the Breaking Dawn red carpet. Although I will say, she is kind of adorable when she finds out.

Yes, yes. We all want Rob to sit on our laps. But maybe Rob should be a bit careful with this one. I mean, she has been prone to do some “kind touching.”

What is “kind touching” you ask? Well, you clearly need to clear your schedule and take 15 minutes to read this post. Only then will you truly understand the term “kind touching.” Plus, I mean, the post is hilarious. You will belly laugh. I did.

So, srsly Rob, when JLH comes up to you and says “hey, you wanna come sit in my lap?” you will be tempted. I mean, she is pretty and her boobs will most likey be in yo face, but resist. Of course, unless you want a little “kind touching” from her, then by all means, go ahead. I mean, who am I to judge.

Okay, confession time: I really just wanted to post this video so I could link you to that post about “kind touching.” My BFF LiLi pointed it out to me, and let’s be honest, I’ve been looking for a good way to share it with you all. And when I saw this video, all I could think was this must be divine intervention. Do yourself a favor. Read that post. Then die laughing.

3 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

February 1, 2011

Someone in Baton Rouge FINALLY Got a Camera. Took ‘Em Long Enough…

By Amber

This whole Breaking Dawn movie has almost felt as if it wasn’t even happening. I mean, are we even sure that they are really in Baton Rouge filming? How can there be no photographic proof? Fans in Louisiana can’t be THAT normal, right? Pictures or it didn’t happen.

And finally… PROOF! Robward still exists!

Now, I could bore you with all the far away “is that so and so?” and “which ones Rob again?” pictures, or we can jump right into it. No playing around here. All I want to see is the super creepily zoomed in ones where I can make completely inaccurate predictions of Rob’s mood and/or thoughts at the time.

Like this…

 

He’s just thinking about wanting a sandwich. Trust me. I can tell.
Clearly he is thinking about how damn good he looks in a dark shirt and dark jeans. Wait, that may be me.
Bet he’s just counting down the days till he can quit wearing that awful makeup. I know I am.
With the movies in Rob’s current and immediate future, seeing him in a wedding ring ain’t gonna be no big thang anymore.

What do you think of the pics? Not great, but at least we kn0w they weren’t lying to us, right? Cause I was starting to have my doubts. And you can’t trust Summit.

Photos: @SaintsNurse aka the only girl in Baton Rouge with a camera

10 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson

January 21, 2011

Bel Ami… The Little Movie That Could

By Amber

I’m starting to feel like Bel Ami is like the ‘Little Engine that Could”. It keeps trying to push up that mountain, and we all keep on hoping it will make it. It’s definitely been a crazy ride so far, but as long as we keep getting these little gifts, I will enjoy it.

I’m gonna assume this is a still from early in the movie, since SPOILER ALERT 1) he appears to actually be writing (we all know he quits that later in the book); and, 2) he just looks younger and slightly rougher. More like a man still on the bottom rung then on the top. Either way, Rob continues to look all yummy in this period clothing.

And, a potential bright spot on the site with this image… there is a document on the site that lists a potential release time frame… autumn. Could mean anything. They could even be completely wrong. However, using this marketing background I have, this is how I would do it…

Of course, we all know the first round of Breaking Dawn will be out in November. The end of November to be exact. That means sometime in October, the madness from the Twilight fans will begin to set in. They will do anything to see some part of the movie… even if it’s just a little piece of Rob in the little indie film that could. No, I am not above using Twilight promo to help benefit our little engine that could. It makes good sense. And maybe the Bel Ami people are thing that. Or not. Who knows?

All I know is this, give me Rob sexing it up in a period piece soon, or mama is not gonna be happy. And you don’t want to see mama when she’s not happy.

What do you all think? Can you make it till the end of the year? Or were you kind of hoping for a summer release in order to spread the Rob out through the year?

Oh, and speaking of Twilight, this sweet girl sent me an email about her dissertation where she is surveying fans. So, if you have a spare 5 minutes, help her out and take it!

15 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , | posted in Bel Ami, Rob Pattinson

January 13, 2011

Is It Bad That I Feel Insanely Underwhelmed?

By Amber

Let me set the scene…

It was 5 p.m. I was driving in my car and checking my Twitter. At the stop lights, people. I want to LIVE! And I saw the tweet that a pic of Edward and Bella was shown on the TV. The first REAL pic from the set of Breaking Dawn. AND on top of that, it was from the honeymoon and everyone kept talking about them being in a very compromising position. With Edward on top. Just how I always imagined it. ::sigh::

So, the excitement was building, people were going bat shit crazy on Twitter and all I am thinking is, this is it. The holy grail of all movie stills. I run and open the still and I get this:

And all I could think was…

That was it? I am so underwhelmed.

I’m guessing you all think I am crazy right? It’s Rob naked in a bed. How could I not be all fangirly?

Well, first, it’s Rob’s naked shoulders. I’d be excited if I hadn’t already seen that and more in Remember Me. To me, this is just a continued reminder of  how downplayed the scenes will be anyway since it’s a PG-13 movie. This isn’t fan fiction people. It’s still fade to black.

You know what I do like about this picture? The color is gorgeous. Robward looks amazing and sweet and so much less pale. Kristen’s skin is flawless, which makes me sick with jealousy. I definitely see Edward and Bella, even if it isn’t that much different then some of the better manips peeps have been making.

Maybe I’m just getting a little bit exhausted of Twilight. The excitement I had 2 years ago is just not even close to the same level it is now. Give me a pic of Rob in any other movie, and I am excited. But man, I just can’t seem to muster that same level of fangirly-ness at all when it comes to Breaking Dawn.

I’m sure I’ll be singing a different tune when November rolls around. Cause really, Condon looks to be doing a fantabulous job so far. I’m hoping he can give us a finale that will satisfy the fandom. And make me fangirl like a mofo.

What are you thinking? Are you underwhelmed like me, or are you bursting at the seems excited!

25 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson

January 12, 2011

The Year of the Shagdaddy??!! @theshagdaddy — Guest Post by Stephanie

By Amber

I’m definitely starting to feel the effects of a Yellow Alert. It’s been a full week, so we can safely move into this level, yeah?

Frequent guest blogger Stephanie sent me this last week, and I had to post it cause anytime someone gets on to my husband other then me, it kind of rules!

So it’s the New Year, and I’m hoping it’s going to be a better year for me because really, last year, not so great. Not horrible I guess, but it definitely could have been better. To cap off my year, my New Year’s Eve did not go as planned to say the least (Christmas tree came crashing down in my living room and then my car decided to break and needed to be towed. REALLY? FML). So I’m hoping that’s not a sign of things to come. But it has me thinking, what are my wishes for this New Year?

Well of course there’s this wish. Why not?

On the Rob front it’s shaping up to be a great year and that is a VERY good thing. I mean come on, we are going to get Water for Elephants. After all the waiting and drooling we’ve done, we are finally gonna get it and I for one am super excited. It will be a little strange though. Up until November we will all be Team Jacob. That’s something I don’t think I’ve ever said before. Weird! Hopefully some time not too long after we recover from the hotness that is Jacob Jankowski we’ll be killed again by Bel Ami and Georges DuRoy *fingers and toes crossed* and this is also a VERY good thing!!! Super smexy time with our man, yes please!! After this I think we will need a great deal of recovery time, not to mention a whole new panty supply before November comes and we get Breaking Dawn Part 1 and are back to team Edward (feathers, broken headboards, bruises, SEX and no fade to black please and thank you). Phew, sounds like an outstanding year to me so far.

First Jacob,

then Georges,

then Edward. So many Rob’s so little time!

So I ask, what could make it better? What could possibly improve this year full of Rob goodness? I can’t think of much, but, oh, maybe this one thing . . . MORE SHAGDADDY POSTS!!! Yup, there, I said it. Amber asked, and I listened. Maybe we need a man’s perspective a little more often in RMW land. I think we do. We can fan girl and he can man crush. The two just naturally go together hand and hand like peanut butter and jelly or me and Rob (he just doesn’t know it yet). Do you see what I’m saying?? And do you all agree??

Jumping Rob agrees!

Well, do you agree?! Guilt him in the comments! Go on. DO IT!

8 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , | posted in Bel Ami, Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson, TheShagDaddy, Twilight, Water for Elephants

December 15, 2010

Rob… A Baby… Um, Whoa.

By Amber

I’m a mom. So I kind of have a weakness for men that are sweet with babies or kids. It’s like some kind of genetic weakness in most women though, cause when this picture dropped yesterday, women everywhere were losing their shit.

 

Why hello there baby Bella! No. Srsly. That's the baby's name.

 

And no, no. That’s not Rob’s baby. (We think.) It belongs to that beautiful woman next to him, the actress that plays Sue Clearwater.

But this picture is proof that Rob has an affect on all women. Including newborns. Cause seriously, that baby is already given Rob that “look.” The look that says “in 18 years, I’m gonna make inappropriate signs and stalk you at movie premieres.” Seriously, the effect is scary. How do we protect our children?! Cause honestly, I am NOT down with competing with my daughter for Rob.

There. I said it.

I mean really? Is there anything hottier than a hot dude with a kid? I say no. Need further proof? You know I am happy to oblige…

 

Don't bite the baby! But I bet the mom is down...

C'mon. Help the kid out. He justs wants some wardrobe advice.

 

Awwww... So freakin' sweet!

See? Told you. A hot man with kids will make the ovaries sexsplode!

P.S. Sooooooooo…. the Water for Elephants trailer will release today sometime!! And I plan to do something to memorialize my reaction for you all. I’m sure it will be epic… the trailer and my reaction. Tune in tomorrow to see!

 

 

8 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

November 30, 2010

For $30,000 I’m Gonna Need a Little Bit More Then a Date, ifyouknowwhatimsaying

By Amber

Oh sweet Rob. He keeps donating the goods for charities, which makes me smile. This time, you win a date with Rob… aka they take you to the Breaking Dawn set and let you and 3 of your besties hang out near Rob. Please. Me and 3 friends. Sounds like a crowd to me.

 

How much is this date gonna cost?

And it seems that this  ”date” is upward in the ranges of $30,000. You read right. Thirty- thousand dollars!

 

Without comparing Rob to a high priced escort (okay, maybe a little) I was thinking of what MY expectations would be should I be the one dropping $30,000 on a date with Rob.

1. I’m gonna need AT LEAST dinner and a movie. Really. That’s a minimum. Plus, I really want to see the new Harry Potter movie and it may take me paying the $30,000 to get a few hours minus kids to go and see it. Plus, I want to freak people out when I yell, “OH  EM GEE!! It’s the ghost of Cedric Diggory!! RUN!

2. For $30,000, I’m gonna need a little more then being on the set. You’re gonna have to go on and put me in the movie. I’m sure there is one vampire role left I can fill. I don’t even need any lines. I just really want someone to do my hair and makeup for the dinner and movie. (see #1)

3. Rob is going to have to sing. I need my own Songs from a Living Room, but really the living room is my hotel room (that comes with the $30,000). And I’m the only one there. Cause I’m a selfish bitch when it comes to my music. It’s very indie of me. Love me through it.

4. And finally, for $30,000, I’m gonna need to 1st hand experience this…

Yes. I want Drunk Rob. Really. And I don’t even mind if Rob is drunk for 1-3 either if necessary. And if he’s limited on time, let’s ship in a 6 pack of Four Lokos. That boy will be gone in no time.

Don’t be too shocked that I didn’t include “have my way with him” for the $30,000. I got mad skillz. There would be no need to make that a requirement, ifyouknowwhatimsayingandithinkyado!

P.S. Funny story time… way back when, I was in a date auction. I went for $15 to my guy friend who I made promise to bid on me in case no one else did. Think Rob has a safety net? Maybe his mom is doing all the bidding to save him from any crazy Twimoms out there. The ones who are not normal like us.

What do you think? Is $30,000 enough? Which one of you is going to open your pocket book (and make me one of your 3 friends)?

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November 15, 2010

Doooood! Too Much Shirtless Rob!

By Amber

Uh, what the hell? First off, my weekend was mainly spent in a coma that involved Sam, beer and cleavage. Personally, I call that a win, no matter how you slice it.

And no, my cleavage looked nothing like this. Sadly.

All the push ups in the world wouldn't do that to me. :sigh:

So, when I finally get home and boot up the computer and really start looking at what has been going on while I am otherwise occupied. Uh.

Damn. I didn’t realize I was gonna see the entirety of Breaking Dawn Isle Esme via pictures. I will say this… it was a little much. I would have liked to keep the idea of Rob in boxer briefs as a surprise in the theatre, but, well, the cat’s out of the bag.

I’m gonna put a jump in though and say this…

If you have been avoiding the pictures from the set of Breaking Dawn, keep doing it. If you’ve been reading about all the different ways Rob is only half clothed, but haven’t seen it yet, then don’t.

I’m a super hypocrite. I love set pictures, but I don’t want Remember Me style set pictures. That was ridiculous. Way too much. Then I spent the whole movie wondering where certain scenes I saw filmed where cause they didn’t make it. I don’t want that again with Breaking Dawn.

But since I saw them, I’m gonna go ahead and post and comment. Cause I have too. But if you are avoiding spoilers, please DO NOT CONTINUE! Go away. Now.

The rest of you, please continue…

Continue reading

22 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , | posted in Breaking Dawn, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

November 11, 2010

Reminiscing About Rob Porn — The “My First Love” Edition!

By Amber

Every once in awhile, there is a picture that comes out that makes me just pause. This is one of those pictures…

 

Whoa.

 

Is it because this is the best picture of Rob ever. No. This one made me pause because it reminded me of exactly who I fell in love with first… Edward.  And this picture my friends is SOOOOOO Edward. The look. The jaws. The skin. Everything is just flawless!

So while on the other “Rob porn” segments I went with very Rob type things, this time, I’m hitting it hard with my first love, Robward.

Twilight Robward

Awwww…. Twilight. How little I knew ye when I went to see the movie and came out totally in love with a boy whose first name I didn’t even know. And if you all only knew how much I miss the buffont!

New Moon Robward

We were officially in love. But, I had to wait what felt like forever to see you again in your full screen, high definition glory. Enter New Moon. Robward was so, so serious. New Moon is serious business. But the hotness was still there, even hidden in all the tweed!

Eclipse Robward

The saga continues, and my Robward love grew even more in this movie. A better wardrobe paired with not only a lovey dovey Robward, but also angry, kick ass Robward. Is there any better combination?? (Hint: The answer is no.)

Breaking Dawn Robward… Coming Soon! (Well, soon, but not soon enough!)

What Robward made you fall in love? What moment did you think “gah, I need to know MORE about this guy!” Share, share, SHARE!!

37 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , | posted in Eclipse, New Moon, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

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