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My Fave Rob Quotes from 2010 aka The Only Quotes I Really Remember

I realized something over the past couple days. While I literally devoured every interview, video, ANYTHING with Rob talking last year… not so much this year. When you all called for quotes last week, I was like “oh yeah, that’ll be easy.” Um, apparently not. I mean ::whispers:: I haven’t even watched the Eclipse commentary yet. I know, right? What the hell?

Why not talk about some Rob quotes even when I don't remember any of them?


So anyways, I asked some of you for your fave quotes, and I got a couple, thank goodness. The rest are from my good ‘ol memory.

I present to you… the BEST quotes (that I can remember) from Rob in 2010! (Love me through it.)

“You have just proven yourself to have absolutely no taste!”

Awww… I love the Jay Leno appearance. I feel so sorry for the poor girl who was on the show (don’t ask me her name and I am too lazy to Google it) since she got slammed by the crazies, but Rob def shined for that one moment when she came out with that quote. Owned. (Thanks Kathie for reminding me!)

“Mmmm, yummy. Butterscotch.”

Like I said, I have not watched the commentary. Yes, yes, lame, I know, but I have seen this quote dropped everywhere, so clearly it’s memorable and will make me laugh when we finally hear it for the first time. (Thanks for pointing that one out to me Stephanie!)

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

The joke no one got from the Details interview (which had several winning quotes). The one that spurred all these “Rob is gay!” stories. I died laughing. I mean srsly, was the joke that hard to get? What happens when you are allergic to something? You swell up. Should I draw a picture? Therefore, most men are allergic to vaginas. Goodness, I felt like the smart kid in the room for a few days! Plus, I just kind of love that he honestly had no idea what to say to the naked girls. Awesome.

“They had to, like, tape it and stretch (a bra) around into my ass crack. It was quite funny. It’s all very glamorous.”

And here we are thinking that being an actor is all fun and games. Poor Rob. I can’t imagine having tape up my ass while trying to act sexy. But hey, when you watch those Remember Me scenes, the boy nailed it!

“I would have taught her a lesson she wouldn’t forget.”

For such a sad movie, the commentary for Remember Me was surprisingly funny. I was worried, but when Rob dropped this quote, it was all worth it. I can’t even remember why he said it, but damn. Someone grab that and let me make that my ringtone!

“Kristen’s pregnant.”

I love when Rob just basically says a big eff you statement on the whole relationship with Kristen thing. And that is exactly what he did on Oprah. In fact, this quote made the top 20 celeb quotes in People, which is cool. Whether you are a Robsten believer, a doubter or you could really care less (like me!), you can still appreciate the fact that Rob is trying to protect his personal life. Which to me is always cool!

Srsly, here is where my well ran dry. So fill in the ones I left out in the comments, cause I’m SURE I left out some good ones!


Robler Keeps Us Going as We Count Down the Days!

The countdown continues….

I’m not too sure how much more of this I can handle before March 12, 35 more days of my inpatient waiting and oogling over ever little screen shot and bit of news that comes out about Remember Me. And, lookie, lookie… more screen shots from the movie. I am loving all the different Rob looks as well! Gah, still dying over here.

Why do they look so angry? Is it because Robler refuses to help her get the bike off the wall? Maybe she’s pissed that it’s March and the damn Christmas lights are still up? Or maybe they are both thinking about the time they took their collie to the State Fair to get old timey pictures done? We will never know (at least not until March 12).

I got my hands in my pockets. You got your hands in your pockets. We are two cool dudes with hands in our pockets. What’s next?

I know Robler! I, too, do not believe this little girl is old enough to be tackling Greek myths. Have you read those things? Oh, no wait… Little Ruby is trying to figure out what the hell is up with Robler’s sweatshirt, cause it is fugly. It does look soft though…

Dude, you know chicks dig musicians, right? I mean, seriously…. those veins in your arms are about to burst.

I want to comment on the fact that Rob missed the last button on the shirt, or the fact that he is carrying a murse, or even how disgusting the apartment walls seem to be. But instead, I am distracted by some weird ass poster. What the hell is that?!?

And the countdown continues….

Super awesome source for the pics!


Robler is Kicking into Full Gear!

March 12 is sneaking up fast and furious, and before we know it, all of the wait will be over and we’ll be sitting the theaters, watching Remember Me and being able to barely catch our breaths. Personally, I can’t wait! More news is coming out everyday, and these stills just made my Monday. Plus, it’s like they tell little stories all on there own, outside the movie. They speak to me, and I think I’m gonna have to transcribe for you!

I’m kinda disgusted by the drinking of the protein shake outta the blender pitcher, but not as much as I am by Rob AKA Tyler’s lack of socks with black shoes and no shirt under his sweatshirt. What sport are they playing in those shoes any way? They really provide no support for the arch. And is that a male mannequin? If so, why does it have it’s dick in a box?

More commentary on Robler after the jump… Continue reading


Quick! Someone Grab This Woman’s Hater-ade!

If you can say this picture isn't FUCK HAWT Rachel, then I actually kind of feel sorry for you.

If you can say this picture isn't FUCK HAWT Rachel, then I actually kind of feel sorry for you.

I found this chick. Her name is Rachel Marsden. And apparently she is not going to be in line anytime soon to do Rob. Fine by me. Bitches need not apply. But damn chica, can you set down the hater-ade and listen to me for a couple hundred words? I read your whole shiteous article, so now you can read mine!

Confused? Here is why I am hating on Rachel:

Have you noticed how many Hollywood casting choices nowadays seem to be made by gay men? How else can you explain the prominence of Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, Shia LeBeouf, and every male in the Twilight movies? No real woman finds these guys attractive. I don’t want to witness anyone’s voice drop over the course of their silver screen “leading man” career. Real women fantasize about a man who can carry them to safety – not one who would rescue her from a poor choice of dress colour in the dressing room at the Gap.

I realise that many of these leading “men” are meant to appeal to young girls rather than mature women. That’s even more criminal. These girls really shouldn’t be developing a taste for boys their age. That’s just not normal. They’re at the age when they’re supposed to find boys repulsive. They should be spending their day at school trying to avoid “boy germs”, then on Friday night going with mom and dad to see a film featuring a real man who embodies a high standard of manhood with which they can taunt and challenge their male classmates.

It’s no wonder teenage girls are having sex with all sorts of losers in their class at an increasingly younger age.  The mop-heads to which they’re exposed on the big screen – these featherweights seen to be fending off realistic looking computer generated monsters when in real life they probably couldn’t carry their mother’s groceries with their spaghetti noodle arms – serve to inflate the fantasies of young girls vis-à-vis their similar looking male classmates.

When I was a teenager, I lusted after Tom Cruise in Top Gun. My mother’s generation had Rock Hudson, James Dean and Marlon Brando. As this list demonstrates, it isn’t even a question of the sexual orientation of the actors themselves – but rather whether they can convincingly pull off portraying a real man. For some it may involve more acting than we realise, but that’s why they’re paid millions.

I just read a survey showing that many of these young effetes score at the top of the “talent cost” vs “bums on seats” value ratio, so using them is perhaps just a question of economics in Hollywood. Alas, manly men are in short supply and cost more. You can’t just find real, convincing leading men in the playground, or getting mom-and-son matching frosted tips at the salon.

Don’t worry! I defend Rob right after the jump!! Continue reading


I don’t see nothing wrong…with the Twilight commentary!

So I did something pathetic last night. I watched the commentary (again!) and wrote down some of my fave Rob quotes. I had to post them for you guys, so we can all laugh and admire how adorable he is. Please don’t judge me!

The moral of this thing is to never trust the guy that plucks his eyebrows. Theres always something suspect.

"The moral of this thing is to never trust the guy that plucks his eyebrows. There's always something suspect."

Im talking to them about how much I hate cookies. Im like, listen guys, have you read the book? We are not supposed to be eating.

"I'm talking to them about how much I hate cookies. I'm like, listen guys, have you read the book? We are not supposed to be eating."

Wow, hes a superhuman moron. He wears lipstick, wears a little buffont and does a circus act.

"Wow, he's a superhuman moron. He wears lipstick, wears a little buffont and does a circus act."

Girls, it always a game to them relationships. Go around stomping on everyone. Look at this poor guy in the back with his collar up, hes just going to get ruined by women.

"Girls, it always a game to them relationships. Go around stomping on everyone. Look at this poor guy in the back with his collar up, he's just going to get ruined by women."

I thought I was supposed to have a fake 6-pack in this scene. I thought I was going to have Cam super imposed... Im just a sweaty guy.

"I thought I was supposed to have a fake 6-pack in this scene. I thought I was going to have Cam super imposed... I'm just a sweaty guy."

Of course, I had numerous other faves, but then what would you all talk about. What was your fave comment during the commentary?


Seriously, my husband may have turned into a real unicorn

This weekend, I posted a blog about the experience that was my husband

My real life unicorn! (Ribbon has been added to protect the innocent.)

My real life unicorn! (Ribbon has been added to protect the innocent.)

sitting down with me to watch Twilight and ACTUALLY enjoying it. So much to the point that he told me he’d go to see New Moon with me.

Well, things just keep getting weirder for me now…

On Sunday night, we actually watched the commentary together. That’s right. In fact, when I started to watch the commentary without him, he got mad and said I had to turn it off and wait on him.

We watched it all, and he laughed throughout, and said he thought Rob was quite funny during the whole thing. I couldn’t believe it. Then yesterday he said he wanted to watch the rest of the special features (of course, I’ve already watched them all but said I didn’t mind doing it again with him).

AND, to top of everything, he said he wanted to see Little Ashes and How to Be and we should see where they are showing. Seriously, he was on his iPhone Google-ing Rob. I even heard him watch the infamous Jizz in my Pants video.

So, now I’m wondering… Who is this man in front of me and where did my actual husband go?!? Oh, and if your the one that stole my real hubby, that’s fine. I kinda like the new unicorn that lives in my house! He is just awesome!


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