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November 23, 2010

What’s a Girl to Do? — The Story of a Non-Spoiler Whore

By Amber

Spoilers make Robward ANGRY!

I’m having such a dilhemia right now. It’s killing me.

I am not a spoiler whore. For good reason. I’ve seen way too many set pics, so I rarely seek them out anymore. I don’t read scripts. I don’t like to see all the extras to a DVD before release date. I don’t like to hear spoilers to the movies (even if I have read the book).  I just don’t dig being spoiled.

It all pretty much started when I had the ending of Remember Me spoiled for me. Not completely, but let’s just say a big piece of the puzzle was in front of me and it was easy to put the pieces together. Plus, I spent the whole freakin’ movie placing outfits from certain set pics, and then wondering where other scenes that were deleted were. Ever since then, I’ve been much more careful.

I like to walk into a movie theater and still have a somewhat surprising experience. Yes, a few set pics are cool (not too many, of course). But as far as the story itself goes, I don’t want to hear it.

And even as I anxiously await a DVD, I don’t want to hear the entire commentary in advance. I don’t want to see all the deleted scenes. I don’t even want a hint at what the title screen is going to look like. Pass on that.

There is something to be said for having a little bit of patience. It honestly makes that first experience so much better! When I walk into the theater, it’s easier to see beyond Rob to the character. When I watch the deleted scenes on a DVD, they are large and in charge on my TV, as they were meant to be seen. Patience is good!

Plus, can I be honest with you all? Are we in the trust tree?

Sometimes the overload makes my Rob love wane. Like right now. I’m kind of like… eh.

I know, I know… ::sigh:: Love me through it…

I pretend like I hate droughts. I don’t. Unless they are ended with pictures of Rob toasted or a video of him giving TomStu a piggy back ride. I feel like set pictures don’t really end the drought for me. Cause that’s not Rob. It’s Edward. Or Jacob. Or Georges. And I want to see Rob, not all those random dudes.

 

A much better way to end a drought!

So, what is this whole soapbox for? Why am I telling you all this?

 

Mainly because I want to be honest. Are there pictures out there I could post? Hell yeah. Are there new videos? Yep. But they are all either spoiling 1) the Breaking Dawn movie; or 2) the Eclipse DVD. And I am trying so hard to keep what is left of my non-spoiler cherry intact, so I don’t want to post them here. I don’t even want to talk about them.

Cause I am no spoiler whore!

But believe me, as soon as I can sit down and watch all the goodies that are the Eclipse DVD, I will be spoiling the hell out of it here on the blog! ;)

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February 26, 2010

Biker Bob, How We Missed You & A Word to Target on Getting Me to Buy Their DVD

By Amber

Alright Target, I see your game. I totally get it. Let’s release one of our exclusive deleted scenes and all the fans will come and buy our version of the DVD. Actually, great marketing idea executed poorly. Why? Cause this is the scene we got:

Um, yeah, where’s Robward in this? Oh, he’s not there? No, instead you give us a made for the movie character who has officially been deemed ‘Biker Bob.’ Now, what makes me sad is we never got to know Biker Bob in the intimate ways which we became familiar with Twilight‘s ‘Buttcrack Santa.’ Oh, the opportunities missed by Letters to Twilight, the fun times and new inside jokes that could have been made. All lost to the cutting room floor. I just hope they told Biker Bob before he showed up to the premiere that his scene was cut. Heard that happens to actors sometimes. ::cough::Rob::cough::Vanity Fair::cough::

And now Target, let’s be real. I love you. I give you lots and lots of my hard earned money. I want to buy your DVD, but then you snooze on offering the digital download then try and entice me with ‘Biker Bob.’ Hell, even a shirtless TayTay scene would have been better. Gah.

Maybe Robward taking all the birthday presents and hiding them, perhaps some Edward and Bella action on the plane, come on. There HAD to be better options when you are trying to show that your DVD is the best of a whole hell of a lot of options. And I gotta say, still not convinced yours is the best. My New Moon DVD bucks are still up for grabs. Hey, Borders… wow me!

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June 23, 2009

My NEWEST Experience… Vanity Fair Rob!

By Amber

Like many of you, I came to the Rob Pattinson game a bit late. I saw Twilight, and well for lack of better terminology, Rob dazzled me. Then, the more I learned about him, the more the obsession grew till this little blog was born! But I know Rob has done more than Twilight. And today, I want to celebrate the hawtness that is Vanity Fair Rob!

I don’t know much about Vanity Fair Rob, other than that it was made in 2004 and Rob’s role was deleted from the movie and you can only see him on the DVD. Since I do not own the DVD (and many of you may not), I was ECSTATIC when I came across this yesterday:

I realized that I have yet to worship in the house of Vanity Fair Rob and this MUST be fixed! I mean, I don’t care if he might be just a wee bit younger in this, he is looking good! So, that led to some digging and I found me some super hot, slightly too young Rob for all of us to oogle. Enjoy!

Oh, so innocent. Yet, I can see that bad boy ready to come clawing it's way out!

Oh, so innocent. Yet, I can see that bad boy ready to come clawing it's way out!

More after the jump!! Don’t worry, I did not notify Chris Hansen from Dateline that you were here. ;) Continue reading

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